that is not my signature

anonymous asked:

I learned how to accurately forge my mom's signature when I was like 11, and I never actively tried to hide anything from her, but since I'm a forgetful bitch it was really helpful throughout my middle and high school career. She knew about it too and wasn't really bothered.

i did the same thing with my orchestra practice logs and my mom just kinda Knew

one time i told the pizza hut to send their cutest delivery guy and the guy looked me up on facebook from my signature and tried to add me

anonymous asked:

I've seen your art on instagram? If you've not given anyone permission, you might want to check on that

Some people did ask permission to post on other social media sites including instagram, but I’m sure that reposts without credit exist (sadly T_T). Honestly, by this point I’m just hoping they don’t cut off the signature so people can find my tumblr/deviantart if they like the artwork.

i was tagged by @bcrebonecredence. thank u andy ily

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Tagging: @ffferris, @kingcadash, @autisticvampire, @lewlilly (this is a lot like the one u did the other day so u might not wanna but i figured id tag u anyway), @oriionsbelt, @the-prophet-alan, and @brassbedframe

wardenhawke  asked:

i also have a fraud story for u: a did a VET subject in high school so we were marked by a different system and it contributed nothing to our ATAR. anyways im a master lazy dude so i did about 20% but faked my teachers signature on the tasks and the task list so it says i did 100%. i even wrote in my own grades so long story short, i passed a subject that i didnt really do with a 97% grade and my teacher never bothered to double check anything.

holy fuck

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