- Pidge: hey lance! want to come over for dinner?
- Lance: sure, whatcha having?
- Pidge: My mom is making her signature spicy pepper chicken wings
- Lance: Ha ha cool, what makes it hot?
- Pidge: Well the salt and pepper add a real kick
I learned how to accurately forge my mom's signature when I was like 11, and I never actively tried to hide anything from her, but since I'm a forgetful bitch it was really helpful throughout my middle and high school career. She knew about it too and wasn't really bothered.