Alright, hear us out. There are totally serious and important matters to discuss: kissy kissy time predictions.
Traditionally in Star Wars trilogies we have observed the following pattern:
The first movie of each trilogy has the family kiss on the cheek or forehead:
The second installment of the trilogy has the sexual tension kiss between the eventual canon couple:
Ergo, Episode VIII:
Familial FinnRey is best FinnRey.
There will totally be a sexy kiss in episode 8, and since Rian “two halves of a whole” “I was interested in their fascinating dynamic in TFA” Johnson is a total Reylo the odds are definitely in our favor.
I mean, why mess with a proven formula? It’s science. It’s math. it’s tradition. u_u
Updated: we removed a gif of Anakin and Shmi Skywalker that was used in the first version of this post at the creator’s request. We apologize for any offense. ✌️