that is literally something

There’s people in my neighborhood who I swear are just trying to make most amount of noise possible….at 12 am 

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Sometimes I think about the amount of stuff robron have been thru in 2017 and honestly it's so wild we had a wedding/prison/ons/plot baby/robecca/robrence/MH issues/dr boring/attic boy/xmas comas I'm sure I've missed some stuff but like.... this is so much and ngl only robron could go thru this survive and get married again and be like rmbr 2017 that was #wild 😂😂

😂😂😂

they are truly a fuckin nightmare couple

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The egg itself was— had been— a translucent color, completely different from what it had been the day before, and the broken pieces crumpled like ash when a breeze swept through the room.

that’s a long ass sentence (32 words,,,, syke)

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Me: *sees a car pass my house*
My brain: !!! You’re being watched !!! They’re stalking you !!! Close your blinds !!! watched !!!!
Me: can you like,,, shut the fuck up and be realistic for once please

Honestly so many people on this site are so rude I don’t post anything offensive but I get backlash and have people just be down right nasty over nothing. Call me out and send me hate if I actually do something wrong so I can learn but please don’t message me hate or reply rudely to posts that cause 0 harm

people look up to steve now, which is weird since he used to be too short to look up to

College AU Shance where Shiro is still older than Lance (maybe he went to the military out of high school and a few years after the “accident” he decided he was ready to attend college), but Lance is the funny first year gen ed teacher with a buff attractive male student with a prosthetic arm and a cool scar across his face sitting in the front row, smiling at him. All semester said student sends him looks while he’s teaching and Lance thinks he’s gonna die from embarrassment every time he starts stuttering because of it. After the final exam, Shiro stays late so he can finally ask out Professor McClain (not that he hadn’t tried a few times before, but Lance was very strict on his “I don’t date students” rule - mostly just because he was scared of getting fired on his first year - though he’d definitely expressed interest) Lance accepts the date now that Shiro technically isn’t his student anymore. They end up going on a date (and maybe a little more than that), Lance quickly finds out he has a thing for Shiro calling him “Professor” in a low voice.

Also:

“Takashi?” Lance asks, taking roll on the first day.

“I actually go by Shiro. Takashi makes me feel like I’m in trouble.”

“Okay, Shiro it is. I’ll make sure to only call you Takashi when you’re in trouble,” Lance says, perhaps a bit too flirty.

“I’ll try to stay out of trouble then, professor,” Shiro winks, flirting back.

Lance realizes he’s got a long semester ahead of him.