that i wouldn't waste my day

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

anonymous asked:

Dear older man who told me I "don't have to ask 'is that everything' three times", if you actually told it to me and didn't mumble it into your fucking chest I wouldn't have had to. I can play this game all day

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE! The one time a customer made me cry was an old lady who did the same fucking thing. Didn’t speak loud enough to be heard over the sneeze guard then got pissy when I had to ask her to repeat herself. She called me all sorts of names, including the r word, and told me I was useless and a waste of breathe. I had to quit because it affected me that much. I NEVER EVER EVER worked with food again. I fucking refuse. People, in my opinion, are much worse when their pickiness with food is added to the equation. -Abby

wilwarindi  asked:

I wouldn't say you're irrelevant at all, I'd say that people who want to start drama with you have seen their predecessors destroyed and know better than to try

I was being somewhat ironic cause there isn’t a single day on this site where someone doesn’t try to start something with me and I very gently nudge them away from that particular precipice. Or if they wont be nudged I ignore them and move on with my life. We only get a lifetime, why waste it on hatred.

  • Paddy: I thought you didn't want to make it too easy for him.
  • Dr Mason: I don't. Liv does. She took my mobile phone.
  • Aaron: She did what?
  • Liv: Sorry. I wouldn't have had to if you'd taken his number!
  • Aaron: I'm so... That's out of order! He's a doctor! You can't waste his time like that.
  • Liv: His shift ended an hour ago. He's here now, so what's the harm? Loosen up. I'm going to the shop to get some more ketchup. Be nice! (leaves)
  • Dr Mason: She's determined, isn't she?
  • Aaron: I'll have a word with her. She shouldn't be doing that.
  • Dr Mason: I don't mind so much.
  • Aaron: Yeah, I do.
  • Dr Mason: It's a nice day for it.
  • Aaron: Yeah, I suppose, yeah.
  • Adam: (with paddy by the grill) I told you! THAT is how you light a barbecue, Paddy!
  • Robert: somewhere in the village, on the phone) 'Hiya. It's Aaron's phone. I'm not here right now. Leave a message.' Hey, it's me. Just checking in. Erm... how did it go with social services? And, how is Liv? You know what? I'm coming over.
  • Dr Mason: Have you lived here long?
  • Aaron: The village, I have, yeah, but... here, no, not long.
  • Dr Mason: Should I have not come?
  • Aaron: You had to. Liv had your phone.
  • Dr Mason: That's not what I meant.
  • Aaron: Erm... Liv going into A&E just... shook me up a bit, you know? My head's still... Anyway...
  • Dr Mason: Well, she's a livewire.
  • Aaron: Yeah. I suppose I was the same at her age.
  • (Robert appears)
  • Adam: What's he come for?
  • Paddy: I don't think he wants you here.
  • Robert: I just wanna talk to him.
  • Paddy: Right. I appreciate you looking after Liv. I really do. Because if it wasn't for you... You know? But I think Aaron's made it pretty clear, he doesn't want to see you. (Robert leaves)
  • Dr Mason: Isn't that the guy that brought Liv in?
  • Aaron: Er... yeah.
  • Dr Mason: Everything all right?
  • Aaron: Yeah, yeah.
  • Paddy: I don't think that man understands the concept of being an ex.
  • Adam: Yeah, but exes do get back together and it works out fine, doesn't it?
  • Paddy: Well, it's always tempting to go back to the familiar, but the thing is, the reason why you split up the first time... is always there.
  • Dr Mason: Right, well, thanks. It's been... something.
  • Aaron: Look, I'm sorry. It's just... this is not how I would have done it.
  • Dr Mason: (hands him his number) Figure out how you'd want it. I mean, or don't. It's up to you.

anonymous asked:

Supervisor doesn't schedule me for all month. I ask about it. He tells me to meet him in the AM at x day. I drive an hour there. He's 30 mins late. Turns out he called me in just to lay me off. He's now wasted 3 hours of my time. I wouldn't have known unless I'd asked about scheduling.

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PRAISE THE HEAVENS ABOVE MY LAPTOP IS FINALLY…

what happened to your laptop? I broke the screen of my mac this morning and i have to pay $350 :) :)

There was a cable inside that needed to be replaced, I did all the research for it, but the first repair shop I took it too didn’t listen to me and made me waste 70$. Then I took it to my school’s repair shop that I didn’t know existed and they listened to me and fixed it in just a few days, I’m so happy.

And oh jeeze I hope your laptop gets fixed just fine! D:

spaceoldshit  asked:

Hi Yogi! I've been very insecure about every aspect of my life the past few days. I tried to rationalize the feeling and just work on improving myself but it just wouldn't stop. How do you cope with insecurity? Do you also have insecurities? What are they? Thank you! :)

Your insecurities are not you and do not belong to you. Nor do they come from within you. Insecurity always, always, comes from the outside. Insecurity is full of life’s “oughts” and “shoulds” without ever being of real help. 

Do not waste time trying to improve yourself from a place of insecurity. Otherwise you may get locked into a kind of cyclical self-help trip. Just because you feel an insecurity doesn’t mean something is broken inside you that needs fixing. 

When you feel insecure, come back to yourself. Like loneliness, insecurity exists in a subject-object relationship. That can be between you and your body, you and your job situation, you and your social situation, you and your family situation, and so on. 

But what if there is just you? Just you. If you let the mind become still, the world becomes silent. Then you can know a moment of peace that does not depend on external conditions. This changes everything. In a sickening shifting sea, it is the still point on the horizon. Insecurity disorients you while peace will help to reorient you.

Peace is a very threatening thing to insecurity. Why? Because peace cannot be made to become afraid. It can feel fear but it cannot be afraid. It can feel sadness but it cannot be sad. That is peace: open to everything but clinging to nothing. 

Your insecurities will tell you that you need this and that before you can be at ease, before you can be happy. It uses fear to control you. Anxiety and insecurity has been shown in many scientific studies to detrimentally effect your biochemistry and decrease the density of axonal connections in the brain. 

Meditation reverses all of this. Insecurity activates the sympathetic nervous system, which embodies fight or flight. Meditation activates the parasympathetic nervous system, which embodies rest and repair. By practicing meditation and mindfulness daily, you can tip the scales in your favor. 

The insecurities I experience are likely not too different than your own. Over this past year, I was incredibly insecure about my academic performance and the MCAT. After crushing the MCAT, I learned firsthand just how useless and wrong our insecurities are. In social situations, I can feel insecure about what people think of me and how I physically appear. 

But looking back at my life, I cannot see one way in which my insecurities have benefitted me. The only benefit they have given me is the pain and suffering necessary to seek transcendence of insecurity. So endeavor to do the same:

1. When you notice yourself feeling insecure, right away relinquish all claim over it. Insecurity is a virus inadvertently vomited by society. When you notice you have been effected, activate your immune system. 

2. Practice coming back to yourself. An insecurity will always try to pull your attention in an external direction. Rest your attention on your breath, the sensation of being in your body, or the present moment empty of its contents.

3. Don’t push the insecure thoughts and feelings away. Don’t follow them and unpack them and contemplate them. Feel them and watch them. Watch them for the same reason you watch a thief: not because you expect something from them but because you wish to lose nothing to them. 

4. Be patient. 

Lastly, a book that may be of lasting help to you that I highly recommend is The Places That Scare You by Pema Chodron. 

Namaste :)

anonymous asked:

If I were dating you, we wouldn't get wasted on St Patty's day. We'd drink a beer or two, you'd laugh at my horrible Irish accent, and we'd eat Lucky Charms under the stars on and under piles of blankets. Though, if I were dating you, all the gold at the end of the rainbow couldn't compete with the shine in your eyes.

i’m about to pass out

that last line i just…im literally gonna cry that’s honest to god the cutest most heartfelt thing anyone has ever said to me in my entire life

Fights (Malum)
  • Michael: You sighed, watching the clock pass to another hour as Michael battled away on his new video game. You had told him the night before (after almost a whole day of him gaming) that today would be a nice day and you wanted to do something with him. Now it was nearly three in the afternoon, and he was still lounging in his pajamas on his video game. "Michael," You said, trying to get his attention. Nothing. "Michael," You repeated louder. "Hm?" He hummed, his attention still obviously on the game. "Michael!" You exclaimed, frustration and anger lacing your voice. "What?" He yelled back, taking two seconds to look over at you before facing the tv screen again. "C'mon babe, just let me finish this level then I'll get dressed." "You've been using that excuse for the past three hours, Michael." You sighed, standing up and walking towards the gaming system. "(Y/N)," He warned as you neared the power button. "Don't you dare." You raised an eyebrow at him, he wasted your day, so he could spare replaying a level or two. You clicked the power button and watched his eyes go wide as the tv turned to black. "You did not." He muttered. You pointed to your bedroom. "Go get dressed, you lazy ass." Michael sat back and crossed his arms. "No." "Are you kidding me?" You exclaimed, throwing your hands up in the air. "All I wanted to do was spend a nice day with my boyfriend, not babysit a fucking child. Had I known you'd be like this all the time I probably wouldn't be sitting here now!" Those hurtful words were out of your mouth before you had time to comprehend them. You watched as Michael's face transformed from stubborn anger to defensiveness to sadness. His eyes fell and his bottom lip trembled. "Mikey, no I didn't mean…" You trailed off as he stood up, shuffling back to your bedroom. He closed the door softly behind him, clicking the lock. You fell onto the couch, tears falling from your eyes.
  • Calum: You and Calum danced around the kitchen in your pajamas, jamming out to the first One Direction album. You laughed as he spun you around, dipping you and kissing your lips. Suddenly, there was a banging on your front door, and Calum immediately let go of you, causing you to almost fall to the floor. You caught your balance in a huff as he raced to see who was there. "The boys are here, (Y/N)!" He hissed. "Turn that shit off." You frowned at his sudden switch of behavior, but obliged and clicked off the speaker. You heard him open the door and the boys pushed into your kitchen. "Smells good!" Ashton exclaims, leaning over the the pan of cinnamon rolls you'd baked earlier. "Thanks," You grinned, passing out plates for the boys to serve themselves. "She didn't make those." Calum grumbled, rolling his eyes. "I frosted them!" You protested. He scoffed, going to take one for himself. You took one for yourself and sat down next to your boyfriend. Calum turned towards you, eyeing up and down your body before frowning. "You should go get cleaned up." He told you. You looked down at what you were wearing, one of his t shirts and plaid pajama pants. "She's fine, man." Ashton says, digging into his cinnamon roll. "Great frosting job, babe." Calum's eyes narrowed at his friend when you sent him a large smile. "I just don't like my girlfriend looking like a slob in front of my mates." You looked over at him in shock before standing up, your chair knocking back loudly. The boys went silent and watched you as you looked down at Calum, your eyes narrowed in annoyance. "Fine." You hissed. You pushed his chair out of your way angrier before stomping upstairs, confused and annoyed at your boyfriend's sudden change of behavior.

anonymous asked:

Hey! I just recently came across a dead kitten about four days ago and moved it to my back yard so nature can do it's thing and remove all the flesh. I want to harvest the bones from it now (mostly the skull) as I was picking though the remains I noticed the top of the skull still has hardend flesh and I don't know what to do to remove it? I heard boiling it would be a bad Idea (and impossible with the people in my house) any ideas? I wouldn't want the baby to go to waste. thank you so much <3

poor little dear,
always so sad seeing little creatures die prematurely <3

Usually for mummified flesh i resort to 2 options…
Maceration… which is essentially allowing bones to soak in some water anywhere from a few days to a few weeks. The water allows bacteria to sort of eat away the fleshy bits and also waterloggs the flesh making it easier to peel off and remove with your hands ( tweezers,pliers or even a small knife work well )

Option 2 ….
ants, they are incredible at cleaning flesh off bone, just make sure to secure the skull or bones within some mesh or a box with holes…. the ants can get a bit over excitable and steal away your bones if your not careful : )
A she box with some holes poked in the sides works great…. just place it near or around the ant hill and check up on it every couple days…. the ants get a great feast and you get some natural bone cleaners <3

anonymous asked:

I work in fast food and I go to a family express across the road for all my gas and one day I had like.. 11 dollars to my name and was getting a cookie since I didn't get a break at work to eat and one of the cookies was broken so I grabbed that one that way it would at least get sold and it wouldn't get wasted bc ppl need "perfect" cookies and the girl gave it to me for free. Bless that girl, literally made my day. Goals are to forever be nice to fast food/retail workers lol