that he might not like what he would get

anonymous asked:

I've been watching the bachelor and all I can think about is a bachelor Au with the twinks fighting for George. I think Lafayette would low-key play dirty.

You gotta write this, anon, because I don’t watch The Bachelor but I would read the heck out of this.

I don’t think Lafayette would low-key play dirty, I know he would. Not so much in with like sabotage, or gossip. Laf would just be the one who like, somehow manages to do extensive research and reconnaissance to find out what what Washington likes. He would take notes. He would always on the look out for a chance to talk to him alone. Other twinks might get involved in the drama, but Lafayette is there for One Reason.

anonymous asked:

I know u don't take prompts but like I had this in my head. Non - Kingsman Eggsy is with Merlin and knows some all the Kingsman, and some of what Merlin does. But he's a total secret badass and has to save their asses or something. Like the manor is like taken over or something and Eggsy is all ninja super seal. Babbling over. Thoughts?

Actually I am always open for prompts. Might take me a while to get to them but yeah always around for prompts.

But for sure, Eggsy is clever and would be able to piece together a lot of the little comments and hints Merlin leaves. And he knows the difference between a fighter who does it for exercise and one who does it to survive and when he watches Merlin work out it is definitely the latter. And he is proud for days when he gets Merlin on the mat.

And he brings lunches to the tailor shop for Merlin at the sad little shoebox upstairs that they both pretend Merlin works in. Only one day, he is whistling and not paying attention as he walks into the shop with Merlin’s Star Trek lunch bag that he had ordered online as a surprise and he only clues into the problem when a man puts a gun in his face. 

4 men in the shop all with large guns and Andrew on the ground bleeding. Eggsy doesn’t blink, doesn’t even think, just throws the Spock lunch box at one of the men and tackles the one closest to him.

By the time Merlin and three Kingsman come bursting out of the change room, Eggsy has the bad guys subdued.

“I broke your Spock thermos,” Eggsy said sounding heartbroken. “Was vintage.”

The Kingsman stare at Eggsy in shock. Merlin had told them that his lad was a children’s football coach.

Merlin just hugs him. “It’s okay lad, I always liked McCoy anyways.”

Of Cats and Dogs

Pairing: Credence/Original Percival Graves

Summary

The next few days went like so:

1. Percival would wake up, and sneeze about twenty times.
2. He would go to work, sneezing about twenty more times.
3. He would spend much of the day practicing what he was going to tell Credence how this was his house, and he absolutely, positively, could not have a dog there.
4. But then Percival would go home, and Credence would be in a great mood, smiling and – good god, since when did the boy blush so much?
5. And Percival would lose all determination until at least the next morning.
6. Rinse, and repeat.

Percival wondered if he could get Credence a cat that he might like just the same.

Cats were nice. Percival grew up with cats in his household. They were so quiet, clean, and well behaved compared to dogs.

Cats, Percival could identify with.

Why oh why couldn’t Credence have found a nice stray cat instead?

Note: Just some sunday Gradence fluff. More under the cut. If you enjoy this and want to check out more of my Gradence fics, my AO3 profile is on my blog. Enjoy! 

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I’ve already raised the possibility that Keith’s mom isn’t one of the “good” Galra, and that she’s actively involved with the empire and not the resistance. But this wouldn’t mean she’d lost all interest in her son. I imagine that, at some point, she started looking for him. She would mask it as an academic interest in Galra hybrids with other species, looking into their viability or whether or not there’s any strategic advantage to interbreeding. But really she wants to know how long her child could have survived, and what he might be like now (I imagine Galra-human hybrids aren’t too common, and not a lot is known about them). Maybe one day Keith gets captured. And they find out he’s half-galra. They say “Oh, get him to commander such-and-such, she’s been doing research on Galra hybrids and is especially interested in humans”.

anonymous asked:

Question: what does Robert sound like when he is orgasming? Thoughts would be appreciated

Hmmm … very fun stuff to ponder.  If you’ve not heard the famous How Many More Times in Paris 69, look it up stat!  It will change your life. :-)  I don’t see him doing a lot of shrieking, but I definitely get the feeling he’s very vocal.  Lots of low, sweet sort of purrs and whispers.  And he’s the king of moaning so, uh, well, you get the picture.  Whew.  Might be an interesting evening for me.  Thanks, anon!! <333

meowdoglover  asked:

May i ask the bunny question with the 2p allies please?

2p America
How and why are two questions he has. Honestly he’d just being you back inside very bewildered and for once not really say anything. “You… Don’t do that again….. How the hell…”

2p England
He will buy you a bunny, rabbit or hare that day. He will bring you to a pet store and get everything that it needs. No matter what he will call him Peter rabbit.

2p Canada

honestly he’s just surprised kuma didn’t eat it yet. He honestly would join you and would wrap an arm around you as you two just watched it until it left. Then he would bring you inside and act like it’s a normal thing.

2p Russia

He is surprised and a tad bit scared that something might happen to you. Be picked you up and brought you inside then lectured about how that isn’t smart to do and that you would have gotten hurt.

2p France

Why the fuck would a rabbit be in a dangerous neighborhood like his? It makes no sense to him but he is still unfazed. But he’d take you inside before anything happens.

2p China

That’s adorable and frightening how did you get out of the house. He joins you though, and maybe even buy you one later that week. He is still worried and keeps you at the hip to make sure you won’t go.

BTS reaction when their gf has thick thighs

Jin

He will think it’s very sexy he seems like the type that will love any size thin or thick

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Namjoon

Oh god this boy would try to find every excuse to grab and grip your thighs any second that he gets. He will find them irresistible.

Jungkook

He will admire them and think they are sexy. He also has thick thighs so I’m pretty sure he won’t mind them at all. Like Namjoon he might try to grab them often but he might be a little shy to do so.

Hoseok

He wouldn’t know what to do. He would be happy and start to poke and play with your thighs, but when it comes down to it he will grab your thighs and maybe rub them a little. He would be amazed overall.

Taehyung

He just like Hobi will be amazed. He would love everything about them and will find them sexy. If he was in the mood he might place little kisses on them and rub your inner thigh

Yoongi

He will try his hardest to control himself around you. He thinks that they are very sexy and he’s glad that they are his

Jimin

Him being the most perverted out of the group will have dirty thoughts. He will imagine all the things he would do to try and tease you. He would love everything about your thighs.

Flustered Kadi Analysis

Hello anons,

So while I was typing out both of your guys’ response, I noticed that I started putting very similar information so I combined them! So here it is:

Kyungsoo is quite an intricate person to examine. If I had the time (I might actually do this in the summer or my next break), I would like to study Kyungsoo’s body language so I (and you guys of course) can understand him better. He has said that he likes to show a different person than who he truly is based on what he’s doing (e.i his ‘D.O’ persona, his ‘Do Kyungsoo the Actor’ persona, his public person and his at home/personal/true persona aka, his core persona). And it’s actually quite easy to do but can get confusing when it’s something you made and not your brain, which is why when he’s doing interviews and they ask questions he’s been asked before, some of the details are changed/come out different. this sections is getting too long oops i’ll talk about this more if i do the d.o personality analysis

Now Jongin, as we’ve seen is very confident on stage. He has a persona that intrigues us all and we love that persona very much. But even the most confident people falter! And it most certainly happens to Jongin in a form called Do Kyungsoo :)

I would like to say that I do kind of agree that Kyungsoo seems to be the type to get very flustered but, after time it’s only natural for him not to get flustered anymore. So what we will be observing is kadi becoming flustered,shy and giggling messes due to an action done by the other.

[Quick Note: I use the terms dominant and submissive (and related words) to describe certain gestures. I would like to point out that those gestures do NOT reflect in anyway towards their sexual relationship. Please do not tag this post with top!soo or top!jongin simply because I said one of them did a dominant gesture.]


Angel Performances - Kyungsoo’s giggles

In the performances of Angel you can see that Kyungsoo becomes a giggling mess whenever Jongin is facing him and dancing in front of him (who wouldn’t I mean look at the way Jongin is looking at him, personally i’d melt and faint)

It’s more clearly seen in the video but whenever this moment of the dance is about to happen, Kyungsoo is already holding back a small smile; he knows he’s about to see Jongin, he knows what’s coming. Then once he turns around and faces Jongin, his heart bursts and the giggles explode out of him. I’ve truly never seen Kyungsoo more happy than in this moment right here. This is the moment where Kyungsoo lets himself go, it’s the moment where he looks the most free, ethereal, and happy. 

Then of course, Jongin starts smiling because who doesn’t want to smile when the love of their life is looking at them like that? Again, it’s more notable in the video, but Jongin starts of his usual serious, focused on the dance, sexy self. A couple seconds later though, he sees Kyungsoo’s reaction to him and he starts to smile real big and chuckles at the sight! He breaks out of his kai persona and becomes Jongin for that little amount of time and I think that’s really beautiful.

Now back to kyungsoo haha, in the video you can see that after Jongin leaves, he realizes that it’s almost his time to sing. But… he’s still on the high of happiness! So what does he do? He expands his mouth in order to calm himself down. This gesture is usually done for this very reason, to stretch out your mouth and force your laugh/smile into another gesture. This can be done to conceal a laugh/smile due to it no longer being normal for the situation or because you have to speak and don’t have time to let your laugh/smile die down by itself. Kyungsoo is about to sing so he obvious has to do this but I have a feeling that he also does it because he knows it must look it a bit unnatural for him to be the only other member smiling like that.

(bonus: @ 1:45 kai bites his lip when d.o makes his way over to him)

Jongin’s Stare - Causes even the most serious of hyungs to falter

Originally posted by kaidoscopes

Video 

In this glorious gif we see Kyungsoo laughing about something and we also see Jongin staring at him (per usual) And like most lovers, Kyungsoo’s first instinct is to look at Jongin. This is because, when in a group of people, you will instinctively look at the person you are closest to while laughing. I know a lot of people say this but no one’s explained why so here we go:

The reason people look at the person they are closest to is because humor initiation and appreciation is sort of a way that people initiate and maintain social relationships. Humor is in a way a form of people trying to express their interest and gauge a corresponding level of agreement with others. There has been a repeated case study (where the outcome is always very similar), that showed that most people will laugh more/express themselves more when the person they are with is someone they have a interest in or they know really well. This is again, because you are trying to maintain a steady relationship with that person you are looking towards. It already knows the person really well/wants to get to know the person and so you feel more free to show this positive side of you to them. (in this situation of kd) This then turns into the idea that someone that has interest in you (and vice versa) will repeat an action you have done because of wanting to show that you are interested in them. You want to show that you are alike and are to be trusted because of that. Kadi do this a lot, especially while laughing, and this gif shows that too.

Now that we’ve covered that haha, we can see that Jongin finds this adorable side of Kyungsoo very amusing. He especially shows this by bursting out in smiles and turning to show the audience, almost like “look, my Kyungsoo is so cute!” This causes an immediate burst of flustered-ness and giggles from Kyungsoo who even goes as far as bend slightly because of all the emotions. 

Jongin’s “I love you” - *Kyungsoo forcing himself to not get flustered*

Originally posted by minyoangi

Ah I absolutely love this but it also makes me mad that Kyungsoo had to strictly only say “ah i see” because we could see a proper reaction :((

In this gif, all of Kyungsoo’s true emotions to what Jongin has just said are shown through his eyes. The eyes are very good indicators at true emotions. 

First we see Kyungsoo’s eyes go down and to the left. This means he’s deep in thought/thinking to himself. He’s probably doing this because he’s trying to create a way for himself not to properly react to Jongin’s words and make it seem completely banterish and normal rather than romantic and meaningful. His eyes, then stay down and move to the right which indicates that he is attending to his internal emotions. This is very expected since the person he loves just told him “I love you” on a broadcast(?) and so he is experiencing an overwhelming emotion aka causing him to get flustered and shy. 

Then we see him adorably and lovingly look at Jongin. From the way he swoops his head to make eye contact with Jongin to the way he glances up at him, he is replicating the gesture done by people when looking at someone in a submissive manner (this has nothing to do with sexual submission). It’s just a gesture of shyness like when Person A compliments Person B and Person B turns to the ground for comfort then slowly half looks at Person B since they are all shy and flustered. 

Jongin’s Menacing Stare - Poor Kyungsoo just wants him to stop 

Originally posted by teapearlsoo

I’m sure we’ve all seen this gif at least one time in our kadi shipping lives and I’m pretty sure we’ve all read an analysis on this moment at some point or another so I’ll keep this one kind of short (or at least try to)

First let me point out that Baek is looking at the ground, Suho is speaking and looking towards the camera, Chanyeol starts off staring into space but then turns to face the camera and kadi, well they’re staring at each other. Jongin here, has the evident dominant gesture as he is the one causing the fluster in Kyungsoo. Jongin seems all chill about it but of course Kyungsoo is being heavily affected.

So let’s start with his eyes. You can see that he immediately starts blinking rapidly which is a sign of nervousness, a unconscious rapport, anxiety and/or stress. In this case we can combine his other gestures (pupil movement, gulping, mouth twitch, all of which I will talk about in a sec) and assume that he feels nervous, anxious and possibly unconscious rapport. In summary, this point alone is key to him being flustered. Then of course, his pupil movement. Eyes express more than we want them to and Kyungsoo’s eye movement that floats down and to the right shows that he is attending to his internal emotions. This is his body trying to control the anxiousness/nervousness caused by Jongin’s strong stare. 

Next, his gulping, also another sign of nervousness/anxiousness. Gulping in moments like these is because of a sudden rush of adrenaline that causes excessive saliva to build up in our throat. And, on top of that, his mouth twitches upwards, another means of nervousness/anxiousness. 

In general, this boy is just a flustered nervous mess under Jongin’s stare haha.

Kyungsoo’s Aegyo - Jongin’s biggest fanboy moment

I really like this moment because of not only Kyungsoo’s adorable aegyo but because of Jongin’s reaction! Jongin getting giggly is fav just saying haha  I’d just like to quickly point out that Kyungsoo getting embarrassed and flustered over his own aegyo is so beautiful haha

This is quite the legendary moment because it was such a grand moment. Jongin is the only member who reacted to such an extent, well, really reacted at all. All the other members laughed of course, they thought it was funny! It’s no big deal to them, obviously. But to Jongin, it seems to be. This man literally became the fandom when Kyungsoo did his aegyo - I for one know I reacted the same way. 

First, he has to turn away because he can’t handle the emotions and he’s trying to find another person to share this huge emotion with (he doesn’t find anyone lol which I’ll talk about in a sec) Then we have his legs that are stomping the ground, another form of trying to let out a huge emotion when you can’t totally express it. It’s almost like the same gesture he does when he’s laughing so hard, he starts hitting something to let out the (positive) frustration of the huge emotion of laughter. It’s just so much that his body’s instant reaction is to hit something as another form of letting it out since simply laughing won’t do. This is also similar; he’s in a position of not being able to fully express his love/excitement for Kyungsoo’s aegyo that his body has to show it through exciting his legs into movement. 

Finally, when he notices that he’s the only one with such a reaction, he runs his hand over his thigh in a form of comfort/ to calm him down. Then he adjusts his legs by spreading them open a little bit, a form almost similar to the feeling of restarting oneself or in simpler terms going back to your original position (in Jongin’s case a relaxed position in which he is being interviewed along with his members). 

Kyungsoo’s ‘Chocolate’ during My Lady - Jongin has to turn away

A video posted by @alvabear94 on Dec 10, 2016 at 8:25pm PST

Ah, I’ve already talked about this before (x) so I’ll keep this short:

First, the way he tilts his head away (again because he is in a position of restricted movement that his body is trying to contain the emotion). This is commonly seen when person A compliments person B and so person B has to turn away so that person A won’t see them smiling/blushing. It’s a form of not wanting to show the other person this ‘weak spot’ of yours which is why you turn away. Though here, I think Jongin was trying to keep us (the fans) from noting that he couldn’t contain his emotions but in reality it made it more obvious. For one, because he was the only member that was looking at Kyungsoo. Second because he turned while none of the other members were moving and when no other thing except Kyungsoo could’ve caused him to move. 

Then obviously we see Jongin’s little smile pop out. He probably thought something along the lines of ‘ah kyung, why do have to do this to me~’ . He probably knew that if he stayed looking at Kyungsoo that he’d be reprimanded so he turned away. I love this moment so much

Kyungsoo saying Kai-sshi - Jongin losing it ft. exo members also losing it

A video posted by @alvabear94 on Jun 15, 2016 at 10:08pm PDT

This one is kind of here for fun. The video itself is very self explanatory as to why this is here (even the show/broadcast could tell jongin got flustered/nervous by Kyungsoo lolol). This was supposed to not be this long lmao

The first major gesture we see here is that Jongin freezes up. When this happens it’s usually your body going into a state of shock. In this case, it appears that Jongin is very shocked by Kyungsoo’s “Kai-sshi”. In fact, it seems that Kyungsoo purposely emphasized it that way. His tone raises slightly and his voice is a little louder. He even had a little smirk but that camera flashed to Jongin before we could fully see it. Kyungsoo (in the video) is in a position where he is ‘in control’ of the whole interview. He has quite some power right now (obviously to a very small extent lol but still) and he is enjoying it. He takes this opportunity to be a little tease toward his members and this is a great show of it. Kyungsoo’s smirk which showcases that he is feeling very smug right now definitely threw Jongin in for a loop. It even surprised the whole of exo! Jongin especially acknowledges Kyungsoo’s teasing by doing the continually movement of raising and lower his eyebrows which is an invitation or acknowledgement, it can be friendly or sexual, in this case it’s a friendly acknowledgement. Almost like saying “Well how about that !”

Jongin proceeds to laugh it off (and so do all the members) but now he’s nervous. You can tell because he starts rubbing his left ear. Though rubbing the ear can mean lying as well, due to the above paragraph and our knowledge of Jongin and his hardworking-ness, we know he isn’t lying about what he’s talking about. Anyway, it doesn’t take long for him to regain posture and answer the question properly… but after he’s done talking, MC Kyungsoo strikes again.

Instead of being smug though, he is very playful this time. He’s straight up messing with Jongin to elicit a reaction. Jongin laughs again, but not because he finds it funny but because he finds it amusing. You can tell because when he finds things funny his laugh pitch is raised but when things are amusing to him, his laugh pitch is a lower tone (this is a more general observation). Then Jongin does the iconic ‘raising and lowering’ of the eyebrows. (as stated previous) This suggests an invitation or acknowledgement. In this case though I believe it’s a more sexual, teasing “oh ;)”. This is also emphasized by the slight tilt of the head and movement of the jaw (and possibly the tongue but the video isn’t great quality so I can’t be for sure)

And, if you’ve seen skam, it is very similar to Even’s teasing towards Isak in this moment (and we all know where this leads to lol):

Originally posted by obartell

Jongin’s Dancing - Kyungsoo can’t handle kai’s dancing

A video posted by @alvabear94 on May 20, 2016 at 8:21am PDT

“D.O": Although kai is my dongsaeng, he’s really cool and sexy to the point where you can’t help but fall in love with him when you watch him performing on stage. His facial expressions are not rookie-like at all. When I ask him questions during dance practice, he doesn’t act tired by it at all and really teaches you step by step.” 

Whereas the other gifs/videos I’ve talked about have flustered kadi in an adorable or teasing way, this one is more sexual.

First, let’s start with Kyungsoo’s bedroom eyes. This gesture is shown through the whole video, it literally never leaves his face. This look (as you may have guessed it or known), is used to describe a person who looks at another with sexual longing. This is even more supported by the fact that he blinks less, and every time he does, it’s slow. This is also in combination with how he prolongedly stared at Jongin. (also if you watch carefully, you’ll notice that he blinks when Xiu_min covers Jongin from his view).

Then, we see Kyungsoo gulp or swallow and as mentioned before, this is a sign of nervousness. But, this is a different form of nervousness. This isn’t nervousness due to someone’s stare and you don’t know what to do but a nervousness due to sexual want (as the expression goes, ‘he is thirsty’ lol pun lowkey intended). This only gets more sexually implying as many have noticed that Kyungsoo looks towards his crotch after he gets up. And really, the only reason people look at crotches is (especially as a male) 1) because they are attracted to it 2)  to compare sizes 3) check for a boner. And I’m pretty sure Kyungsoo isn’t attracted to his own crotch nor does he need to compare it since it’s his. So the only other thing he could possibly looking for is for a boner. Especially after being as aroused as he was with Jongin, who wouldn’t?

Bonus: 

Cockblocking Suho - Kyungsoo trying to be indiscreet but being caught

Since this is only two pictures and not a gif or video, I can’t really comment too much on it. But, for general purposes: 

Kyungsoo, in the first picture, is staring at Jongin (casual bro things you know?) He seems to be finding something funny so it brings us back to the ‘people stare at the person they are closest too in a group while laughing’. (I’ve explained this above so reread that if you forgot or care why). He seems to not have expected Jongin to notice (as seen through the second picture). but he might’ve forgotten that Jongin appears to have a “Kyungsoo alarm” so Jongin ended up turning towards him and smiling at him. Kyungsoo of course, who didn’t expect this, reacts by looking down, a shy smile on his face as he looks down and to the right. The staring to the down and to the right, as I mentioned previously, is a showing that he is attending to internal emotions. Needless to say, he got very shy and flustered by Jongin haha.


Well, there you have it. I apologize for any typos (especially if they cause misunderstandings). I’d like to quickly credit dika-dika  and dohkyeongsoo for some of the gifs I needed, very much appreciated! 

I hope you anons see this and I hope everyone enjoyed!!

Jason: Did you hear the rumor about me? That I’m gay?

Nico: I did. Yes.

Jason: And?

Nico: What?

Jason: Do you think it’s true? Do you think that I’m… gay?

Nico: Are you attracted to other men?

Jason: [scoffs] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, [long pause] I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like.

Nico:

Jason: Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s like really aggressive?

Nico: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still… need to get to you?

Jason: It’s not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it’s like, not a fantasy, it’s just… it’s just a scenario.

Nico: Wow. I wish… I wish I could help you. I don’t… you might be gay. You might be gay.

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Prompt: You and Roman have been an item for a while. You plan a surprise party for his birthday. Dean helps you and Roman sees you spending time with him and gets jealous, thinking you are cheating. Just as he is about to confront you he walks in on his surprise. Followed by smut about you being his and only his. Anon. I added Daddy!Kink to this. It’s pretty damn smutty.

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Guang-Hong and Leo Skyping each other over the weekends.

These two nerds doing homework together because personally I see Leo as this straight(lol)-A student, and Guang-Hong must be focusing on his NCEE now that he’s seventeen, right?? That is, assuming he wants to go to college despite being a pro skater (which, lemme tell you, is prolly a yes because his parents would push for it, and because the shelf life of a pro skater is woefully short).

Kinda guesstimating here, but the time difference is around 12-14 hours between them, so Guang-Hong might just get a random call in the middle of the day like, “Leo! What are you doing up at two in the morning!”

(He’s memeing. Leo has a tumblr and shitposts all day you can fight me on this.)

Leo’s great at math and practical sciences while Guang-Hong is actually really good at languages. There’s a joke between the two of them that he speaks better English than Leo does, and Leo always goes to him to help edit his college essays. Whenever Guang-Hong is stumped with a calculus problem, though, Leo can always give him the right answer.

Sometimes they just do their work in silence and don’t even talk to each other, but occasionally their eyes will meet and they’ll smile at each other and go back to doing whatever it is they’re doing.

When neither of them can focus on their work, Leo will just say fuck it and spend the rest of the night spamming Guang-Hong with cat videos and vines.

And sometimes they’ll coordinate programs halfway across the world from each other and post them online jointly. All the fans following them are split into the shipping and friend-zoning fandoms. One time Leo uploaded a video of him trying to get Guang-Hong to sing karaoke with him and sparked a fandom war.

I like the idea of them being in a LDR; they can make one work, and because they’re in the same career field, one will know what the other has to go through. Of course they’ll struggle—the time differences make it hard to spend a lot of time together, and on top of that there’s also skating and training times to work around, not to mention academics. It’s frustrating for them, but they IM each other all the time and have Sundays off. It becomes a ritual for them to video call each other the night before either has a major competition, and they always take forever to end the call.

Guang-Hong, sweet star prince that he is, is always on SNS. Because of Leo, of course—never know when he’ll get a message, so that thing about quitting social media? Lol not gonna happen (unless Leo finds out and stubbornly refuses to talk to Guang-Hong while he trains). But all jokes aside, they make a really nice couple. I ship them with all my heart.

I love the glitches of this Say Goodbye video, and all the ones before, and also the amazing sound effects, but what really gets me is how the entire dialogue of this video was basically double entendres all the way through, plus the flawless acting by Jack, (fucking seriously who knew my boy Sean was so good at theater?? damn!) and the perfectly timed editing by Robin.

I mean it’s all so subtle and so clever that unless you’re really paying attention, and thinking in terms of how Anti would think, I feel like you might miss some of it.

“This is gonna get dangerous” Jack says, and the first delighted and demented chuckle filters through. When he sits down again after investigating the noise, Jack says, his voice faint and lacking confidence: “What the fuck was that?” He looks at the knife for just a few seconds too long, drawing his fingers along it, as if mesmerized.

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BTS reaction to their gf being a virgin

(I took some extra time to find some hot ass gifs so have fun dying at least 7 times through this reaction quality content only fam ilu)

Jin:

Wouldn’t mind at all might actually prefer it tbh. I can’t even explain it I just get this vibe from him that he would actually like it. He is pretty traditional so I just feel like it would be a turn on for him also he seems like a total dom so I meeean…. I just think the fact that you are his first and he is taking away your innocence would turn him on fhskejgnrwfohe bye

Originally posted by princedonghyuk

Yoongi:

I think he seriously wouldn’t care. He is too open minded for sex or lack there off to affect what he thinks about you. I feel like when you told him he would just nod his head and maybe ask you if you wanted to lose it with him and if you said yes who wouldn’t tho look at h i m he would make that shit soo worth it likee….

Originally posted by jeonggukl

Namjoon:

WOULD BE SO CONSIDERATE AND SOFT AND ADBKJDABADK I know everyone is all like uhh daddy namjoon is so hot im nutting but like I feel like that is unrealistic asf especially because he is such a soft soul. I think the realistic version would be him talking about it with you about it and if you would wanna lose it and all that and checking how you felt first. All the kinky shit would come later on lmaooo

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Hobi:

I feel like he would like it too. He just strikes as someone who is a lil tiny bit possessive and also a bit more conservative or traditional however you wanna call it idk dude so the fact that he would be the first and the last to take your v card would turn him tf on. He would definitely be gentle with you though at least the first time lmaolmaolmao

Originally posted by 4jiminnie

Jimin:

THE PUSSY PLEASER Okkk buuut jimin would make it so worth the wait. When you would first tell him he would slightly blush and just stay mute but later on he would go allll out. He is such a romantic I feel like he would make it so dramatic and special. Like expect roses, expect candles, all that jazz. You’ll get sooo spoilt

I made his so dirty im such a hoe for him save me (save me OH OH SAVE ME ME ME ok tf bye)

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Taehyung:

I think he is similar to jin and hobi in a sense that they are all pretty private and traditional so all that goes for them would probably go for him too. Even though I do think he might make you wait a bit more then maybe they would before they take your v card. 

Lmao I just realized v…. card…v card

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook:

I feel like he would be relieved cause I’m a semi firm believer he is a virgin so he would just be happy yall are on the same page here. It would be a lot of pressure for him either way cause like he wants you to feel good and doesn’t wanna disappoint you and ruin your first time you know?  All in all he wouldn’t see it as a bad thing 

He’s so fucking cute i cant

Originally posted by yoonmin

-Lexii

I think the “Date” was set up by Dark himself

I mean, now that you think about it…have anyone notice all the endings?
(If you have not done The Valentine’s Day Interaction, read no further, it contains SPOILERS)

The ENDINGS might’ve been funny and good but, when you think about it, those ending were a bit… bad in a way for both you and Mark…

META ENDING
When you agreed to marry Mark, you find out that it was all an act and none of it was even real. Hell, Mark even mocks you for it. Who in the world would marry someone on the first date, especially to a guy like that?
Does that get you down? And notice what Mark said, he said he could’ve been bigger than this but he was stuck doing shit like this.

I PLANNED SO MUCH
When you decline the marriage, Mark tries desperately to convince you to say yes, but to no avail, you can see how crushed he was and he leaves heartbroken. ouch.

VANILLA
After being alone with Dark, (that’s if you chose HORROR, of course) Mark manages to break free from his grip but you have to choose between who’s the real Mark. LEFT or RIGHT. You chose wisely and Mark takes you to get ice cream.
Oh, but that’s the best possible ending out of all of them, right? I don’t think so… I don’t think that was the last we seen of Dark. Did you notice that your vision start to change? It was like he was still nearby. It was either because you were traumatized or… you let Dark in your mind.

CHOCOLATE
After being alone with Dark, Mark manages to break free from his grip but you have to choose between who’s the real Mark. LEFT or RIGHT. You chose… unwisely… killing the real Mark instead. Now you’re stuck with Dark… forever…

PEANUTBUTTER BLUES
After not paying for dinner and try to ATTACK your way out of a van, you and Mark find yourself in the middle of nowhere. All of a sudden a nuclear explosion happens. Killing all of your friends, family, you name it.
But it’s a good thing Mark brought a basket with PBJ, somehow? That’s great, just the two of us… but little did the two of you know, the nuclear explosion mutated Mark into, like, be super allergic to peanut butter, killing him before he could even shit it out…and then he shat it out.
This crushed you deeply. Nothing could ever make you happy ever again.

TUNA TRIUMPH
After not paying for dinner and try to ATTACK your way out of a van, you and Mark find yourself in the middle of nowhere. All of a sudden a nuclear explosion happens. Killing all of your friends, family, you name it.
But it’s a good thing Mark brought a basket with Tuna, don’t know how…
And the two of you fight against anything that comes your way!
Y’all also have a Tuna farm…

ALIEN ABDUCTION
After not paying for dinner and try to ATTACK your way out of a van, you and Mark find yourself in the middle of no where. You spot something SHINY and want to investigate. When Mark inspects the object, the two of you get taken by a UFO.
You watch as Mark gets (possibly) probed by Aliens…

THE BIG DIG
After not paying for dinner and tell Mark DON’T ATTACK, the two of you are locked away to be served for dinner. You are left with two choices, you PICK LOCK or DIG. You fucking made an unwise decision and now you’re watching him graze the floor with A SPOON FOR HOURS!!!! TRUE HELL!!!

MARK DED AF
After not paying for dinner and tell Mark DON’T ATTACK, the two of you are locked away to be served for dinner. You are left with two choices, you PICK LOCK or DIG. He manages to unlock the cage in an break neck speed, despite no experience like he told you.
Trying to find a more quicker way to find an exit, Mark says you should SPLIT UP. He fucking dies before time can even breathe.

TRUE ENDING
After not paying for dinner and tell Mark DON’T ATTACK, the two of you are locked away to be served for dinner. You are left with two choices, you PICK LOCK or DIG. He manages to unlock the cage in an break neck speed, despite telling you he had no experience.
Trying to find a more quicker way to find an exit, Mark says you should SPLIT UP. But you think it’s best to STAY TOGETHER. The Cook finds and attacks you. Mark tells you to use the controller to defeat him and he explodes. You and Mark finally find the EXIT but you wanted to stay and find MORE? You stay and explore more about the place. As you do so, you meet Warfstache, asking you it was worth finding this end and warning you about how shocking the ending may be.You go along and you find out… you were Chica (Mark’s dog) the whole time…

THE LOOP
After not paying for dinner and tell Mark DON’T ATTACK, the two of you are locked away to be served for dinner. You are left with two choices, you PICK LOCK or DIG. He manages to unlock the cage in an break neck speed.
Trying to find a more quicker way to find an exit, Mark says you should SPLIT UP. But you think it’s best to STAY TOGETHER. The Cook finds and attacks you. Mark tells you to use the controller to defeat him and he explodes. You and Mark find the EXIT and the two of you are now finally… you see an evil smirk and you find yourself back in the cage… trying to find a way out…

Now all of these ending were… a bit bazaar, right? But what if Dark had a hand in all of the endings?

(I’ll make a part 2 of this later, this is a bit too long *cough*)

pig emoji review

pillow shaded, beady eyes, a vacant smile, but somehow still a charming little boy. might murder you tho. 2/5

would be kinda cute but he has a hitler mustache. 1/5

what the fuck. 0/5

a perfect boy, the best boy. loving, tender, beautiful. 5/5

a chubby, sad boy. kinda looks like a ballsack but in a cute way. 4/5

what the fuck pt. 2. what is that smile? why is it only at the corners of its mouth? or are those dimples? 0/5

a nice boy, inexperienced in love but would treat you right. 4/5

i’m torn on this boy. he’s the kind of boy that looks cute but you’d catch him getting coffee with ur best friend and maybe it’s just a misunderstanding but you have a sinking feeling, and you realize you’ve known it all along. 3/5

a lovely, simple boy. not the smartest but so pure. 5/5

his eyes look like his nostrils. the one floppy ear is cute tho. 2/5

a bad boy. not to be trusted with your love, but he’s just so cute and charming you find yourself falling anyway. 4/5

will probably kill you. 1/5

bipolarred  asked:

aaa also this might sound weird but do you have any tips on how to make it look like coran? actually has a mouth??? when i drew him his mustache was like,,, blocking where his mouth would be and he looked Awkward™

Coran’s neutral state is pretty much his mouth hidden by his moustache

butt then

there it is!!!

it’s part of his upper lip so you gotta consider how it’s shaped depending what expression he’s makin

majestic~..…wait i’m getting distracted here (and you wonder why i like drawing him so fun, he’s got the best expressions dudes)

usually i start with the mouth and then add the moustache on top, then shift em around if it seems off 

and sometimes works the other way round. play around til ur happy and use ref if ya stumped~

hopes that helps somehow o3o

Imagine Living Like A King Someday

prompt: Phil is a boarding school student, and he has pretty much everything. His dad owns the school, he’s pretty popular, has the best room, gets all the best treatment – he’s the King. Dan is a cleaner/phil’s personal maid there, and he isn’t as lucky. Some students are assholes to Dan, including Phil at first.

[CHAPTER MASTERPOST]

Thank you all so so much for your consistent patience with this. College work (and a hell of a lot of it) has unfortunately become my priority right now what with university just around the corner and subsequently I haven’t updated it nearly as regularly as I would have liked to, but you guys have been so supportive and understanding and I really cannot thank you enough for that. I’ve missed this and I’ve missed you. Here’s to more regular updates in the future <3

(sidenote I’m sorry if this seems a lil wooden I haven’t written this in literal months so it might take a while for me to adjust to the story and the prose again so pls bear with me)

OK emo words over let’s fuckin DO this cue emo dan and a Lot of tension and also dishonesty because phil’s a fucking idiot

warnings; mentions of violence, smoking

Twenty-one

Phil’s been on edge all week. He can’t remember the last time he relaxed.

Every day, every hour right from the second his eyes flutter open to the sound of his morning alarm, is spent with a thudding heart and searching eyes. Even when he’s sleeping he’s tense – his dreams have spiralled into a whirlwind of almost nightmares, technicolour episodes crashing into the other in colourful sparks and bursts that end in cold sweats and aching muscles and whisperings from the boy only centimetres away from him. And it’s stupid because Phil should be the one comforting him after a bad night (and he still tries his best nonetheless), but he can’t deny there’s nothing quite like the feeling of Dan’s gentle lips on his forehead at four a.m., the sound of his voice whispering reassurances with his arms draped over Phil’s waist like a protective shield.

He hasn’t seen Liam since he grabbed at any excuse and all but ran out of Noah’s room upon his discovery that no, Phil doesn’t still have a tag, and he’s scared. He’s so fucking scared.

And yeah, it was a very stupid move to dodge the bullet in the way he did, to fling himself out of the situation without even stopping to at least try and explain himself, but he couldn’t help it. He doesn’t think he can face sitting through another one of Liam’s explosions without crying or running for cover, and he just can’t look that evil glint in the eye. Not since he saw the very same one glittering menacingly when Liam looked at Dan, the daggering stare boring into the other boy. The image is still printed deep in Phil’s mind, resurfacing during the darkest part of the night.

That’s cowardly. Phil doesn’t care.

“Are you sure you-“

“Phil,” Dan sighs. “For the final time, I’m fine.”

“But you-“

“Honestly,” he insists, brown eyes shining. He’s trying, with one hand, to unwrap the chocolate bar Phil had insisted upon him. “It was just a bump, that’s all. The paths were really icy this morning.”

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” Phil sighs, tapping Dan’s bandage patch delicately. It sits just under his fringe.

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I accidentally made a Yuri on Ice AU relating to Avatar the Last Airbender. Yuri is a untrained waterbender from the North. He tries to study under a master, but is rejected because he could not perform the moves when sparring, and was generally a clutz when it came to bending in front of others. He started training to become a healer instead, despite the fact that the role was reserved for women, but always wanted to learn more complicated moves.

Russian Yuri is a South Pole native and began training early, adept and naturally talented. There’s gossip he might be the next Victor.

Victor is a big shot waterbender, and insanely talented. He returns to his home in the North for a bit, and discovers Yuri. Guess what happens?

(I really want to draw Victor carving Yuri a betrothal necklace or vice versa! And Yurio getting hurt during a match and having to go to Yuri to get healed.)

In the second pic, Victor would probably be saying something like, “You have to treat water as if it’s an extension of your body. Would you like me to show you, Yuri?”

BTS reaction to their gf surprising them backstage

Jin:

He would be so startled. Like his eyes would get super big and he would look and feel like he just saw an actual ghost. Once the suprise factor is gone he would be a overgrown child he is and just give you so much love and affection.

Originally posted by baebsaes

Yoongi:

He would try to remain calm even though his body would scream from the insides because of how happy he is. Only thing that would give away his excitement would be his gummy eye smile and occasional glances towards you just to make sure what’s happening is real.

Originally posted by markjin

Namjoon:

Another man child trying to act tough. He would try to look so manly in front of you, acting like it’s no big deal even though shy namjoon would rise and he would be blushing so hard and giggling so wide.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Hoseok:

He would scream and hug you sooo tight your liver might fucking burst. Seriously, he would look like you just saved 7 billion puppies from getting run over. I don’t even have any words to explain it it’s literally just it.

Originally posted by hobilu

Jimin:

Okay but Jimin would be so happy. His face woud go from shook as fuck to eye smile in 0.000001 seconds. He would just hug you for straight up a minute and not let you go till you are like “uhh jimin? are you good?”

Originally posted by jung-koook

Taehyung:

He wouldn’t even try to act like he isn’t freaking bursting from happiness like other members. He would be yelling, he would be kissing you all over your face, he would freaking piggyback you to the coach and throw you on it. This sunshine would be so stoked he wouldn’t know what to do with himself.

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

Jungkook:

I am a firm believer would not even realize its you he would go in his spacey little mind like “Oh that’s obviously not Y/N” and then you would be like “JUNGKOOK” and he would be so shook like who is jungkook how are you here what is happening.

Originally posted by jung-koook

REQUESTS ARE OPEN :) 

-LEXII

candymadness  asked:

the RFA (and Saeran and V if you can) reacting to MC coming out as genderfluid? (Sorry if it's not a very good ask ^^')

It’s a good ask dw!! As a trans guy I’m happy to do a HC like this 

Yoosung

  • He would be a little confused with what it is at first
  • But after MC explains it to him he gets it
  • He makes sure to introduce MC as his partner if they’re uncomfortable with being gendered
  • He might slip up with the wrong pronouns at first but he always apologizes and corrects himself
  • MC’s gender doesn’t matter to him he still loves them

Jaehee

  • She immediately gets interested in this
  • She listens to everything MC has to say about this
  • She reads about this but still trusts more about what MC has to say about this than the internet
  • If MC goes by different pronouns she will get them right, right away.
  • She is so supportive!!! Supportive gf!!!

Zen

  • He’s heard of it before but never really knew what it was
  • Bombards MC with questions
  • But stops if they get tired from answering. He just wants to know everything ;v;
  • If any media outlet misgenders MC he will call them out on it and refuse to be interviewed by them
  • He’s really happy that MC trusted him enough to come out to him and he loves them so much and really doesn’t care about MC’s gender

Jumin

  • Probably the most confused of all the members about this at first
  • He really only knew man and woman before
  • So MC sits him down and explains it to him
  • It takes him a pretty long time to get it but he tries his best to understand because this is MC and he doesn’t want to make them uncomfortable
  • He reads a lot about it to understand it better and he eventually does understand completely and he is really supportive of MC
  • Tbh supportive of pretty much anything with MC if it makes them happy

707/Luciel

  • He probably is too tho tbh
  • But seriously he is so supportive!!!
  • Gets cake as a congrats on coming out gift
  • He doesn’t care about gender
  • He loves MC no matter what

V

  • MC is a bit surprised that V knows what it is
  • But at the same time not since he knows a lot ok
  • He’s traveled a lot and met a lot of different people from different cultures, different backgrounds ect.
  • and he’s pretty open minded 
  • So of course he’s fine with MC being genderfluid 
  • He’s glad they told him and he reassures them they can tell him anything
  • he is a super supportive bf! 

Saeran

  • when MC comes out to  him the first thing he really says is just “ok” 
  • MC looks at him for a second a bit confused
  • “do you.. Do you know what that is, Saeran?” 
  • “yeah”
  • “oh..Okay..Wanna….get something to eat?!
  • “yeah” 
  • He’s actually supportive though, He’s just not good at showing it 
  • if anyone misgenders MC they are getting that Saeran death glare™