- Justin: "I'm a 28 year old dude, and my boyfriend is 52. My friends are all cool with the gay thing, but how do I approach the age gap? He's a pretty cool guy and not all a granddad. Cheers!" And this comes to us from 'Yes I Know It's Weird'.
- Griffin: Okay listen. Are you listening?
- Justin: I am.
- Griffin: It kinda sucks that he's not at all a granddad. If I was a homosexual I would totally want a granddad boyfriend.
- Justin: Yeah, totally.
- Griffin: Think of the benefits.
- Justin: Many.
- Griffin: Too many to name.
- Travis: Oh, get him a t-shirt that says 'World's Best Grandpa' but mark out grandpa and write 'Boyfriend'.