that guy that got killed first time in the game

so.

i queue for conquest, and call jungle first.

three people call it after i do, and one of them just autolocks rat.

OBVIOUSLY, at first, im pissed. like.. its 1:30 in the morning, i just wanted to play loki, i didnt need this.

these guys in lobby were all “hell yeah full jungle”, and bc i was too tired to care, i kinda just went with it while odin actually played the game like it was supposed to be played.

none of us took a lane, we just ran haywire around the map, and we got first blood by invading early.

40 minutes later, we fucking win with a ridiculous amt of kills and honestly i just laughed the entire time because nobody expected this shit to work. hell, we even went into the game like “holy shit if we win”. we were all set up to lose and everything, but no.

watching this unfold was so funny because we’d all move in one big cluster through the first few levels, so if one of us ganked, we all ganked. throughout the entire game though, it was like we were ALWAYS in teamfights, regardless of our lack of teamfight potential.

odin was basically like a babysitter lmao, he’d follow us around and place cages to save our asses.

this had to be the most fun ive had in a while omg.

these guys were so chill too. none of them were toxic, even, they were just looking to fuck around and even said they were glad to run into odin and i because they thought theyd get banned/reported. i guess it was a good day to run into a loki main ahah

jesuisjosie  asked:

1, 12, 16, 22, 39, 50

1: already answered!

12: i got the bus home from school for the first time and they wanted to know how their cardigan looked. we sat next to each other nearly every day for the next two years.

16: hikaru nara by goosehouse

22: ALL OF THEM OMG but esp cyrus and i would kill to see benji and caiden’s cosplay irl

39: hawaiian please don’t kill me guys

50: um 1) i came up with half the nicknames for teachers at my school; 2) i meow irl that’s how i got the url; 3) i don’t have a character i like that i haven’t nicknamed; 4) i call people i know irl and online by their online names/urls in my head; 5) i can cook but can’t be arsed 99% of the time

So I’ve never played the Genocide route in Undertale, but I remember the first time I played Undertale this guy came along

I recalled that you could beat your enemies into submission, so I decided since he was annoying as all hell I’d beat him up until he didn’t want to fight anymore. 

But he didn’t.

No matter how much I hit him, his name wouldn’t turn yellow. And as his HP got lower and lower, I was wondering when he was going to give up. It was getting to the point where I had to give him weak attacks.

…but then I accidentally killed him. 

And iN ABSOLUTE HORROR I CLOSED THE GAME.

And that’s the story of how this fucker got beat to death because he doesn’t know how to stop flirting.

8

“I do things because they feel good. I killed your High Sparrow, and all his little sparrows. All his Septons, and all his Septas. All his filthy soldiers. Because it felt good to watch them burn.

First Game ever in a little world where noone ever seen a roleplaying game

DM: Ok guys, now that you got the basics let’s get to work. Time for choosing classes/races and creating a backstory for your characters. Here are the classes, races (showing the papers and explaining more)
A: How do we do that?
DM: Do what?
A: I mean what do we do.
DM: Choose a race and a class.
A: Ok. I…. I will pick elf. I’m an archer.
B: I AM A WARRIOR I WILL FIGHT LIKE AN ANIMAL LETS GO
DM: OK WAIT CALM DOWN
-about half an hour passes and story starts-

DM: …. and you are finally there. An old tavern door standing in front of you (roll-success) but “The ranger” senses something in the air, like its colder than it should be in this time of year. It feels really weird.
B: OK LETS FIGHT I ATTACK
DM: WAIT there is noone but you as you see.
B: OK I OPEN THE DOOR AND ATTACK THEM
DM: YOU DON’T KNOW IF THERE’S ANYTHING UNLESS YOU FIRST CALM DOWN AND OPEN THE DOOR
A: Bro you open I will shoot them come on
B: NO I KILL THEM YOU OPEN
DM: Ok here you go a dragon comes from sky and says “Calm the fuck down and get yourself into the story, it is not counter strike. Or I will eat you.”
B: I ATTACK IT -Rolls till he is happy with the number-

And there dies my hope of roleplaying with friends…

I got accused of hacking for the first time tonight!!

This is amazing, I was doing so well with Hanzo that I had some guy giving me shit for 4 to 5 matches and accusing me of hacking the game. So what did I do? I focused on that dipshit and killed him every possible second until he rage quit, while telling everyone to report me. lol Oh! and then some of his team voted for me at the end so…