A Captain America x Reader one where the Avengers go camping and they get lost?
Pietro has created a chatroom.
Pietro has added Y/N, Thor, Bucky, Natasha, Tony, Bruce.
Pietro: Y/N. Whyyyyyyyyyy, whyyyyyyy did your boyfriend decide camping would be a good idea?!
Natasha: It was actually mine, Thor and Bucky’s idea.
Pietro: Whyyyyyyy Nat?! WHYYYYYYY BARNES?! THOR I TRUSTED YOU.
Bruce: No one forced you to come, Pietro. So stop complaining.
Tony: Actually I forced him to come because I know how much he hates camping.
Pietro: Are you telling me the rest of you actually accepted to camping of your own free will?! Whyyyyyyy Tony?
Tony: I knew his suffering would be entertaining.
Natasha: Damn, Stark. I never knew you had it in you.
Tony: Gotta make up for the lack of tech somehow.
Y/N: Pietro, you’ll enjoy this trip. Trust me. It’s going to be a lot of fun!
Pietro: We have been walking for hours and we still haven’t reached the campsite yet.
Thor: We have
seen an abundance of cute animals, there is much deserved fresh air
after many days spent on the jet after Clint consumed bad tacos, we are
getting exercise in this trek - my pecs look impeccable, and we are in
Pietro: 1. The
only good thing out of this is the animals. 2. This isn’t my type of
exercise ;) 3. Tony basically kidnapped me. He is not good company.
Bucky: Pietro is right, we have been walking for hours. We should be by the campsite by now.
Bruce: Question, why are we using our phones to communicate if we’re together?
Y/N: Because Steve is just… so happy. Look at him. He’s enjoying this so much.
Pietro: I may be bitter about this trip but my complaining would ruin it for Steve and he deserves a break.
Bruce: Ummm… Y/N?
Y/N: Yeah, Bruce?
Bruce: There’s a very large, angry looking bug on you. Don’t move.
Y/N: YOU CANT
JUST TELL ME THAT BRUCE AND THEN EXPECT ME NOT TO MOVE GET IT OFF GET IT
OFF BRUCE BRUCE DO SOMETHING BRUCE BRUCE OH GOD NATASHA SAVE ME
gone! Calm down. You’re okay, you’re okay. I promise not to let any bug
near you. Since the boys are pretty much cowards, I’ll take on the role
of bug destroyer.
Bucky: …it was so big nat… so terrifying… you are our hero.
Y/N: Where did it go though…?
Bruce: Oh it’s entangled in Thor’s hair now.
Thor: LADY NATASHA, RESCUE ME FROM THIS FOUL DEMON. I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS TORTURE, AWAY WITH IT! IT’S HISSING! ODIN HELP ME.
Tony: THOR DON’T SUMMON LIGHTING!
Thor: I WILL SMITE THEE, DEMON! THIS LECHEROUS THING THINKS IT CAN ATTACK ME. I MAY BE SCARED BUT I AM STILL MIGHTY!
“I can try,” Harry says quietly, and there must be something in his
voice because Hermione just looks at him, a small furrow in her brow,
her mouth opening as if she’s just realised something.
Harry,” she says, and she looks like she might cry. She touches his
cheek lightly. He gets a whiff of her rose perfume. “Don’t fall in love
with Draco Malfoy. You can’t do that to him. You know that. It’s not
fair. For either of you.”
Harry looks away. “I don’t know what I’m doing,” he says after a long moment.
Oh my Lord, I fell down the Wikipedia rabbit hole of links and clicked on one of the old 2011 articles about Jennifer being cast on OUAT (Deadline, here) when Emma was still named Anna, blah blah, blah, scrolled down to the comments and saw this;
jason • Mar 9, 2011 10:21 pm
well its from the lost guys so that means it will be awesome for 6 seasons and then completely F the audience
Jason was the prophet we didn’t heed. I’m just picturing that guy now going, “I TOLD YOU SO!”
cropped this from the original size (A5) because it lost the focus on Yuuri and Viktor otherwise. Oh well. And how to draw the characters older. And how to draw proper bionic hand without actually extending it to elbow part. e__e’
a Lazy Town flipbook I did for class!!!
when I asked my animation teacher if they took the photos of my flipbook for me, they just told me “your flipbook was kind of strange… I recognised those guys from, what, sleepy town…??”
I lost my shit
Gavin Creel literally acknowledged his boyfriend in his speech and Cynthia Nixon thanked her wife so where is all of this no LGBTQ actors won / Andrew Rannells lost to a straight white guy talk coming from? Did y'all fell asleep during the Tonys?
Except its a subject they can’t even begin to understand
Leonardo: Science. Oh gods, of all the subjects his SO has, Science is his Achilles heel. If he can help it, he’s gonna low-key avoid them if a test is coming up. Or send them to Donatello.
Donatello: History. Yes, he’s very book smart, but history makes him falter. He usually has to sneak a tablet or shell-cell in when his SO asks for help.
Raphael: English. What the heck is grammar? Spelling? Huh? What?! The poor guy can’t tell Poe from punctuation. He is as lost as his SO. They barely finish the assignment, finishing less than an hour before it’s due.
Michaelangelo: Math. His SO hasn’t heard Mikey curse prior to introducing him to their algebra homework, but this poor turtle won’t stop the ‘WTF’ moments. Why is this a thing?! Why do teachers make you do this?! It’s cruelty! Mike is more stressed then his SO!
He’s bringing that hothead Jay in from the isle of the lost and that little guy Carlos can barely hold a shield. When they break from their huddles, this is gonna be a big moment here. And the tipoff is ready. Here we go. Long pass goes to Jay. Jay dishes off to prince Ben. Nice little block by Carlos. He does a little dancing jig in his opponent’s face.