that frying pan i swear

anonymous asked:

I believe I can fly I got shot by the FBI they took me to the hospital And all I got was a popsicle All I wanted was a chicken wing from burger king I hit my mom with a trash can She hit me back with a frying pan

I swear this is switzerland-


Hometown: Modesto, California

Current Location: London, England

Day Job: Drummer for Placebo

I have a few: Talents…

In the kitchen, I swear by: My non-stick frying pan and butter

I’m amazing at making: Most things, as long as I follow the recipe.

I dance to: The rhythm…

The perfect breakfast is: French toast with bacon and eggs

The taste I couldn’t live without: Chocolate

You’re hosting a dream dinner party – who’s invited and what’s on the menu? Elvis Presley, Keith Moon, Jimmy Hendrix, and we’re all having a massive shepherd’s pie!