that frickin' smirk!

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

anonymous asked:

RFA and V reaction to MC initiating their first kiss? Like just bam there it is

Took a break from finals work to finish this one up! I didn’t specify the exact contexts for any of these so that it would be up to your imagination~

Yoosung

  • You give him the quickest of pecks on the lips
    • His reaction is immediate and adorable; his eyes fly WIDE open and his face is instantly red as a beet
  • He’s so conflicted…! 
    • Because on the one hand, he’s disappointed in himself because he wanted to be the one to initiate it first! He wanted to show that he can be assertive!
    • But on the other hand oh my god you just kissed him and it was his first kiss and he might faint he’s never been so happy in his liFE HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
  • But wait a second! Just a peck? That wasn’t enough! 
    • So after he registers what you did, he looks at you and goes, “My turn now,” before pulling you in for a much longer, but still gentle, kiss and you can feel just how long he’d been waiting for this
    • Yoosung is much smoother than most people realize lol 

Zen

  • Trying to be a ~gentleman~, Zen was holding out on your first kiss… but you got impatient
  • Initially, he’s really surprised!
    • Keyword initially
    • His eyes go wide for about a second before he quickly adjusts to the situation. Oh okay, we’re doing this now, then! 
    • Frickin. Smirks into the kiss and suddenly he’s in control now and this kiss is going to last a bit longer than you originally anticipated oh my
  • He’s sure to be mindful of your feelings, though – if he senses any hesitance or reluctance on your part he’ll immediately stop and verbally make sure you’re on the same page
  • Afterwards he’s totally buzzing with happiness; he’s ecstatic that you guys finally kissed and he’s in a good mood for days and can’t stop grinning because he keeps reliving the moment in his mind
    • And then it occurs to him that he’ll get to kiss you more he’s allowed to do that now and his brain just about overloads

Jaehee

  • SHE’S SOOOO FLUSTERED OH NO
    • Like, the ability to form coherent words completely leaves her for a good two or three minutes
    • She has to physically sit down
    • This actually worries you slightly so you’re like “omg are you okay was that okay?”
    • After an agonizing moment she gives a tiny nod and you’re so relieved that you have to sit down
  • Eventually her vernacular comes back and suddenly it’s like she’s trying to make up for the silence, she’s talking so much and so fast
    • It’s all a mix of apologizing and explaining that she had thought about kissing you before, but she wasn’t sure if you would be okay with it, and you’re so important to her, and she didn’t want to ruin your guys’ relationship, and, and, and–
    • You have the urge to quiet her with another kiss but instead you chuckle and talk it out with her, and in the end your relationship is mutually defined as a romantic one, finally!

Jumin

  • CUE CLASSIC SHOJO FIRST KISS
    • Where you are the eyes-squeezed-shut-in-nervousness, furiously blushing love interest
    • and Jumin is the wide-eyed, my-heart-goes-doki-doki protagonist who you caught completely off-guard
    • this was not in his schedule today
  • Oh my god you just made Jumin Han visibly flustered
  • He kinda shoos you out of the room and you’re really worried you did the wrong thing…
    • But when you see him again several hours later, he stands in front of you all stiff and formal, a blush slowly creeping up his neck, and asks you if he can kiss you back
    • WHAT A SILLY MAN OF COURSE HE CAN
    • This time he catches you off-guard with how eager he is, very much contrasting his cautious demeanor just a few seconds ago but oh man you’re not complaining

Seven

  • Just about yells out loud in the middle of the kiss due to both surprise and excitement
    • his lips taste like Honey Buddha Chips omg
    • When you break apart, his eyes stay closed as if he’s savoring the lingering feeling… then he squeezes them tighter shut and grins from ear to ear and shouts “YES!”
  • He’s quite impressed by your courage to be the initiator and makes sure you know it
    • But he feels kinda bad about not being the initiator himself; he feels like he put unnecessary pressure on you
    • So to make up for that (even if you assure him it’s fine) he completely showers your head, face, arms, and tummy with countless kisses of his own
    • “MC stop squirming I’m doing very important work here,” he says because you’re laughing and can’t help but wiggle around because it tickles!!

V

  • Oh! Blinks a few times as his mind processes what happened.
    • …and then he can’t keep a really big smile off his face
  • “Thank you, MC.”
    • omg what a cute polite weirdo
    • Holding in your laughter, you hint that he can show his thanks by kissing you back
    • He happily obliges to that, although the first time is a little awkward because he has to feel your face with his hands before doing so
  • Throughout the rest of the day, you prompt V to “practice” kissing you and it’s a win-win situation because 1) you get a ton of kisses from him, and 2) he gets quicker and better at positioning each time
  • He marvels at the warmth he feels with you and wonders what he did to get lucky enough to have you in his life like this
  • thinks about: Soul Eater Evans in a leather jacket, Soul Eater Evans in low rise pants, Soul Eater Evans with that frickin smirk, Soul Eater Evans being all sentimental and cheesy when it comes to partnerships and emotional bonds with Maka... just, Soul Eater Evans
  • me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit