Welcome to Mystic Production! A Youtube channel featuring a group of people with a multitude of talents!
This alternate universe where Mystic Messenger characters band together to form a YouTube channel was inspired by the many amateur production teams on YT. For my sake and selfishness, many things have been changed from the original timeline because what’s an AU if everything is the same, right?
Mystic Production was originally called RFA (Rika’s Fashion Assemble) that was started by Rika and V as a sort of makeup/fashion vlog channel but, inspired by the hidden gem, Zen - who later joined her team, Rika wanted to delve into short skits and they needed more people as it grew to include other things.
The name Mystic Production came about from a very early skit where they tried to fit as many mystical puns into a 10 minute video and the fans made it a meme and they laughed for 3 days before adapting it.
Rika and V were originally the face of the channel but Rika stepped back to get treatment as well as focus on fundraising efforts for the channel and other PR stuff. V naturally followed to care for her. Although their appearances in videos have dropped significantly, their hard work are still felt throughout the production. They are Mystic Production’s Mom and Dad.
Jumin is their producer of sorts. He has a full-time job as C&R’s director but due to V’s wish to include him, he provides funds if needed (that will later be refunded over time) and joins the production meetings whenever he can. Rika and V values his unique ideas even though he often clashes with Zen. He sometimes drops in for random videos so he became Mystic Production’s Easter Bunny (or Easter Kitty as Seven likes to call it)
Jaehee is a full-time Mystic Production staff. She handles script writing, timetable, casting, prop making, set building and lots of other stuff. She rarely appears in videos outside of behind the scenes and special group sessions. Despite that, she is mentioned a lot in the video because of how hardworking and amazing she is. She is Mystic Production’s Brain.
(brief reminder Canon In-game Jaehee DOESN’T need glasses and only cut her hair because it was a requirement to be Jumin’s assistant - thus this appearance)
Zen is their main actor. He is in all their skits and is the current face of the channel. Despite how the channel makes it out to be, theater and musical is still his major occupation. He sometimes appear on Makeup Monday to show theatrical make-up tutorials. Absolutely no fans believe that he’s still single. He is Mystic Production’s Casanova.
MC is the newest member of the team and taking on Rika’s place as the female face of the channel. She is nice and playful and adapted very easily into the team. Outside of skits, she helps Jaehee with props and does most of Makeup Monday. She is Mystic Production’s Sweetheart.
Seven and Unknown dabble mostly in the background. They handle the sensitive equipments and help edit the videos. On Friday Nights, they will hold a Gaming Night with Yoosung where they post a video in which they review and discuss about a game while they play it. Seven also sometimes appear on Makeup Monday to do character cosplay make-up tutorials. They are Mystic Production’s Twins.
Yoosung is Rika’s cousin who is still in college. He appears in Skit videos as an additional character. He mostly is part of the background team, helping with lighting or sound. He is the main face of Gaming Night and even has his own personal channel for Let’s Play series. Because of his bright personality and being the youngest, he is Mystic Production’s Maknae.
Vanderwood is an extra hand Seven can somehow summon whenever they are in need of extra help. He never appears outside of behind the scenes videos and never tries to interact with the camera. He is dubbed Mystic Production’s Ghost.
The channel posts content 4 days a week, Make-up Monday, Short skits on Wednesday, Gaming Night on Friday and a compilation of behind the scenes on Sunday. Every last Saturday of the month, they will hold a group livestream to help raise funds for several causes.
There are moments where several members appear in videos outside of their main one like Zen teaching Yoosung to put on makeup or Jaehee and MC try to play Resident Evil while Seven is laughing like a madman in the background. The most memorable one is when Jumin plays as MC’s protective father refusing to give Zen MC’s hand in marriage because Zen ‘doesn’t respect cats enough’.
All in all, everyone has a great time and is happy. That’s all I ask from this Youtube AU done for Aurora weekly challenge.
This may have had a horrible execution but I thought a lot about this, as you can see from the wall of text. Wish I had more time to do gifs but oh well. Hope you enjoyed this and big kudos to you if you’ve read this far.
Oooohhhh fuck can I just start off with they’re all really fucking attractive and pictures don’t do them justice? Like seriously pictures cannot contain how perfect they are.
Taeil: He’s super cute like really cute. His body is even cute. He’s like right in the middle not super tall but not short. When u look at his face u just wanna smile. Really smooth skin like u wanna rub it, it’s like after u shave ur legs. Has big puppy dog eyes like u finna get lost in them shits sis. His hair is very nice and looks healthy, his hair kinda looks weird sometimes in photos but it really suits him irl!!! Some girl got chosen for Doyoung and Taeil to sing a song to her and Taeil sang a Bruno mars song I’m sorry I really can’t remember what it’s called but you guys know that one Bruno mars love song. His English was PRECIOUS he has a very sweet sing song voice. Everyone melted when he sang the Bruno Mars song like GODDDD boy really can sing well!! He’s a super cute puppy flower boy, he gives off pretty boy vibes 🌸. He was smiling a smol cute little smile the whole time he was very precious and I just wanted to love him.
Taeyong: MY FUCKING BIAS. WOOOW HES SOOO ATTRACTIVE WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? I WAS IN THE RED CARPET TAKING PICS THEN HE CAME OUT AND I JUST I PUT MY PHONE DOWN AND STARED AT HIM I HAD TO EXPERIENCE HIS BEAUTY RIGHT THERE MY MOUTH GOT FUCKING DRY AT HIS BEAUTY. Super nice skin super cute lil sweet heart trying to please everyone fan interaction every time u turn around. When he dances he GETS INTO IT his hair flops all around it’s really adorable! He hits all his moves super sharp and it’s very pleasing to see. He had a solo before all the other boys came out and he KILT THAT SHIT everyone was in shock because it was so good. He was very nervous and I was like abt to cry bc that’s my baby and no. He was talking in English and messed up and he DID THE CUTEST SHIT EVER he just looked at the ground and started smiling and all the boys just patted his back everyone said “awww” tho so I hope that made him feel better. Really a perfectionist, tried his hardest to speak really good English, ohh boy his English voice is cuteeeeee. He kept taking his jacket off because he was gettin hot. Has nice arms, the boys weren’t lying ab those veins girl u can see them from miles away, he has nice hands too. He’s kinda like Taeil he’s not very tall he’s more on the shorter side but very nice thin pretty dancer body. He was so pretty?They had a little fan interaction wheel of fortune thingy and he kept doing all the little popular American dances he was gettin it in. On stage he’s got a very sexy idgaf vibe, but in reality he’s cute and quiet. A fan had the same hair color as him and when he walked by her he pointed to his hair and then hers and gave a thumbs up. In all he really works hard and you can tell he really cares for everyone especially his members, he’s very nervous but once he gets past that he’s super cute and wants to make sure fans have a good time. ALSO HES FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT EXPLAIN.
Johnny: BIG HES BIG TALL LEAN BUT MUSCULAR BUILD HE’S THE EPITOME OF A MAN. Very tall, I was at his elbow. He was right next to me and I almost fainted he was so hot. He has these little patches that look like irritated or inflamed skin on his left cheek near his neck and under his jaw his makeup artists covered it really well tho so I really couldn’t tell. He has flawless pore less skin it looked really soft and dewy. His hair was actual sex, the pictures don’t do him justice he fucking ROCKS this hair and it makes him give off sexy vibes. When I told him I loved him he gave me the sweetest smile ever and ugh I melted. Very polite baby!! Asked how everyone in my isle was doing and waved to everyone! I can’t get over how nice his body was I just wanted him to wrap me up in his arms so badly they looked so strong, his body is actually pretty wide but he’s lean and muscular, like he could engulf you. Bless those stylists tho bc his clothes fit him really well and he looked very cute. He’s a precious pure baby in a big sexy man body, he was smiling the whole concert everyone was PIPING HIS HEAD YO. He was talking and it got quiet and he was asking the members to show something and asking the girl who got picked for the song to pick a singing member and a girl in my isle screamed “I pick you Johnny” and he couldn’t contain his smile and laughter like he was cracking tf up. Every time it got quiet I would scream Johnny along with 2-3 other people in my isle and he would smile SO BIG. He was really happy, lots of Johnny stans there. His legs are big and long, when he dances you can see how big they are, he was smirking the whole cherry bomb choreo bc everyone kept screaming his name. In all he was extremely extremely handsome I wasn’t ready I had no idea how handsome he was! He’s so underrated please love him he deserves it. He’s a cute shy baby with a sexy face and body like he would treat u so well I can just tell. I really wanna meet him again!
Win win: PRINCE OF FUCKING CHINA. Huge eyes like they’re half his face. Symmetrical face with very nice features. Sort of round face. Good hair, pretty doll lips. He’s sort of on the shorter side and he’s thin but not as thin as Taeyong. He was gettin hyped, there were a lot of win win stans with little signs and stuff. He didn’t speak any English but listened very intently when Mark and Johnny and the others spoke English, you can tell he really wants to learn. I feel like he’s a fast learner. Very articulate and energetic dancer, looks like he’s having the time of his life on stage. Laughs at anything the members say, he really loves them. I was wearing an nct banner on my shoulders and he pointed at it and gave a heart and I thought I died for a sec. He tries to make sure every fan can see him like when they were waving goodbye he took the longest and kept stopping to wave 😂. He’s a cute baby and sometimes it seems like he isn’t thinking about anything? He loves being on stage and dances amazing I was so impressed by him, the other members all dance very well too. He seems very innocent and sweet, he works very hard and does a very energetic stage. Really tho he’s so handsome like prince of China frfr.
Jaehyun: TALL BABY! HANDSOME BABY! PRETTY BABY! MUSCULAR BABY! He really is tall, almost as tall as Johnny. Definitely most muscular in NCT he has BIG arms, you can see through his clothes how defined he is. His voice is deep, like deeper than on the actual tracks. AMAZING LIVE Singer. He sang live the whole time and everyone was amazed. He’s actually very good at dancing!!! A real man!! The type of guy u wanna wife up. Shy but confident, very smiley and cute with his members. His hair is really nice I wanted to run my hands through it so bad. When he was in the isle with me he kept looking around and licking his lips 😫😫. He’s really built so well and his voice sounds like honey. Actual prince. You think he looks good in pictures? Well if you see him in real life your gonna be blown back by his handsomeness.
Actor like chiseled features, looks like his jawline will cut you. Big eyes, small face. He was very pale, but not extremely pale he was just very symmetrical and perfect looking, he looked like if you could create the perfect man. Overall he seemed like a cute reserved sweet heart, once again shockingly handsome and sexy but also very cute!
Doyoung: BEAGLE! THIS BOY IS TALL AND CUTE! THIS BOY IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL! He has very circular big eyes, he’s pretty thin. Legs r long as fuck they look like they’re his whole body. Sweet high voice when he sings, he sings very well live. When he was singing to the girl i was shocked how nice his voice really was. Cute hair, it’s also kinda thin. He gives off cutesy boyfriend vibes. Aesthetic boyfriend. Model boyfriend. Very well spoken and articulate. Very chic! Once again he seems like a model or something. All his clothes looked like he was modeling them. Cute stage presence equally cute up close. He wasn’t shy at all he just walked down the isle I was like damn ok. He has this sort of happy but chic aura. This boy knows what he’s doing he’s very good. Overall I just wanna walk through ny with him and take aesthetic pictures, such a boyfriend oml.
Yuta: HANSOME! SMART! LIKE REALLY DAMN HANDSOME! He’s a bias wrecker, he damn near stole my heart. Sexy boy fr tho idk if he knows how sexy he is tho. Good dancer too. DEEP DEEP VOICE FUCKKKK. His Korean is really good too. He’s in the middle for height also. When he dances he thrusts his hips a lot. You know that part in the beginning of cherry bomb the “I’m the biggest hit” part? Boy was thrusting his hips super hard. Nice body, also kinda thin but somewhat muscular. Really attractive and handsome, it’s like he commands your attention and leaves you wanting more. More of a smirk than a smile on stage. Cocky and sexy on and off stage, off stage he’s a tiny bit more cute tho. Sexy without trying sort of dancing. Sweater paws the whole night! He wasn’t sweating super bad despite his million layers of clothes. Seems like the school bad boy. Major bad boy vibes. Watch out tho bc then he’ll do some cute shit and steal ur heart. Overall very sexy with a good stage presence, I feel like he’s very cocky but in a good way like it’s hot, MAJOR BIAS WRECKER.
Mark: SUPER CUTE SUNSHINE BABY TRYING HIS BEST HE WANTS TO PLEASE YOU HES A GIFT FROM GOD! When I tell you the cutest most sweetest lil baby ever I mean it. Little baby facial features with big round eyes. His voice is surprisingly deep in real life? Tries to give bad boy sexy vibes on stage but just ends up being a cutie. PROTECT HIM. He can dance very well I would say one of the best dancers. FULL OF ENERGY THE WHOLE NIGHT. His hair was all floppy and bouncing around it was so precious. He was getting down to the wheel of fortune song like he was actually dancing really well to the random tune. He’s just so super cute and smiley UGJ. He will brighten your day. He was nervous and kept stuttering in English and smiling at the floor it was cute. His English voice is so nice to hear it’s like the perfect tone it just sort of flows into you ears. Bouncing around the stage the whole night. TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND BEST. Really hard worker. Sweating a bit but it was cute. Everything he does is cute. Overall I jut wanna protect him and watch him grow and get more popular, he’s really so lovable.
Haechan: AWWWWWWW CUTE LIL BABY BOY! SOOO EXCITED AB EVERYTHING! When he dances he also bounces around. SMOL! Heart piercing smile! SMIRKING THROUGH EVERY PERFORMANCE. It’s funny because he thinks he’s older than he is and it’s really cute. CUTE PRECIOUS BABY FAT I HOPE IT NEVR GOES AWAY. Sweet baby face and very interesting and melodic voice. I’m smiling while I write this y'all he was so cute in his little shorts. He was so fucking happy and excited just really super precious. He can dance really well too he killed his solo thingy. Really sweet baby you would never know how much of a trouble maker he was. He’s really the cutest lil thing and so excited he couldn’t contain it! God I just wanna protect him.
feel like I wasn’t able to fully do your request? I tried a couple of times
trying to string words together so hopefully this one is a little bit better.
Thank you so much for sending in your request and I really do hope I did
alright because I am not satisfied with how this turned out! That aside, I do
hope you enjoy reading this!
yawn as you quietly knock on Peter’s door and when no one answers, you take out
the spare key Peter gave you and let yourself in. Taking note that May’s shoes
aren’t here and she isn’t snoring away on the couch, this meant that May is
working overtime tonight so you pad over to the sofa.
for Peter to come back is a habit you started when you found out about his
alter-ego. You wanted to be the first one to know that he is alright, not too
hurt and to make sure that Peter comes home to May and you in one piece.
Initially, Peter had been against this idea of yours because he really didn’t
want to keep you from your sleep but after a while, he settles with it and in
fact, coming home to your face is something he looks forward to, most of the
aren’t quite sure how long you just sat there – you must have been super tired –
because the next thing you know, Peter jumps on top of you, trapping you
against the sofa and him. He buries his head in to the junction between your
neck and shoulder, humming appreciatively. “Peter!”
looks up from your neck, giving you a chaste kiss on the lips. When he pulls
away, you give him a smile, combing your fingers through his hair. “You look
comfortable.” He murmurs and you nod your head – now that Peter is here, you
definitely do not feel as tensed or as worried as you initially had been. He
wraps his arms around your waist.
was your day?” You ask him, rubbing your thumb across his cheek and Peter smiles
before adjusting himself on top of you so that instead of crushing you under
his weight, he is holding himself up with his elbows above you. You move
slightly and Peter slides in beside you, letting you use his arm as your pillow
as one of his arms is still wrap around your waist.
think we may need a bigger chair.” Peter comments instead and you chuckle
before moving closer to him. “It was alright; fairly quiet night too.” He tells
you and you grin as you bury your face further in to Peter’s neck. Peter continues
to talk about everything he did from after school until just now – his voice is
so soothing and the sound of his steady heart beat is slowly starting to lull
you to sleep.
looks down to find you asleep; one hand clutching his shirt, legs tangled with
his. A soft, small smile appears on his face as he gazes at you, brushing a
strand of hair out of your face so that he can get a better look at your face.
Coming home to see you is always nice; he is very thankful too that May trust
the both of you – the amount of times May has come home to the two of them
sleeping on the sofa is uncountable.
pulls you closer to his chest, nuzzling his face in to your hair. He loves
holding you in his arms; loves the fact that you trust him enough to fall
asleep with him and in his arms. “Sleepy girl.” He mutters, chuckling to
himself – this habit of yours is really adorable. Even though you won’t admit
this, Peter knows that you sleep the best whenever you are with him, which is
one of the reasons why you, more often than not, stay up to wait for him.
Smiling to himself, Peter watches you sleep, counting the freckles across your
cheeks and mapping every single inch of your face.
is probably the umpteenth time you have fallen asleep in his arms and Peter
truly enjoys this; he enjoys having you in his arms as much as he is able to
hold you in his arms. He reckons it would be better if the both of you sleep on
the bed as it is much more comfortable but being the sweet boy that he is,
Peter doesn’t want to disturb your sleep at all.
instead, Peter runs his fingers through your hair, focusing on your steady
heartbeat. He closes his eyes as he concentrates on your even breaths and the
softness of your hair, until gradually it begins to lull him too. The last
thing Peter remembers thinking before he falls asleep is how lucky he is to
have you fall in love with him and lucky to have you in his life.
-Omega couples arguing somewhat often but never having really serious fights because as soon as one of them realizes that the other is really upset, they shift into mothering mode and immediately start trying to make their mate feel better
-When Alpha couples argue it’s always a very loud and intimidating thing where they are both trying to make the other submit to them and most of the time it ends with the winner of the argument fucking and marking up the other because they feel the need to completely assert their dominance
-Beta couples arguing less than other same dynamic couples because they generally share a very close bond and find it difficult to do or say anything that could harm that bond
-Omega couples being insanely cuddly all the time and often enjoying cuddles just much as they enjoy sex, if not a little more so
-Male Omega couples always alternating on who gets to top, unless the couple has clear preferences on who takes on which role
-Alpha couples most often low-key arguing about who gets to top, wrestling around as a form of foreplay until one has the other pinned and impatient enough to agree to bottom
-Cute little Omega couples sharing all their clothes and often purposefully wearing each other’s sweaters just to stay close to their mate’s scent when they are apart
-Omega couples doing each others hair and makeup and filing each other’s nails and being so content to be able to tend to each other even in simple ways
-One Alpha getting sick and being too proud and stubborn to willingly allow another Alpha to take care of them, but their mate is also too stubborn to just allow them to suffer alone so they try to take care of them anyway. Attempting to feed them soup and impatiently trying to sweet talk them into taking their medicine because they know they can’t demand it without their sick mate becoming more resistant. And despite how frustrating they know it is for their mate to not allow them to care for them, they will be just as difficult when they inevitably get sick as well and it’s the others turn to play nurse
-Beta couples that enjoy people watching in crowded places and using their heightened sense of smell to try and figure out what people are feeling and then making up funny stories about them to make each other laugh
-An Omega couple hanging out with an Alpha couple and the Alphas low-key keeping an out to make sure no other Alphas try bothering their friends, and the Omegas knowing that their presence will keep other Omegas from approaching and flirting with the Alphas and making everyone uncomfortable. So it’s a really beneficial friendship for everyone involved
-When one Alpha is in rut the other willingly takes on the submissive role because despite having the urge to be the dominant one, they know exactly what the other is going through and they want to make things as easy for their mate as possible
-A kinky Omega couple whose heats have synced up so they hire an Alpha from an agency to “assist” them during their heat and happily take turns watching the other be fucked and knotted
Notes: trigger warnings! Implications of sexual abuse, mentions of torture, swearing, injuries, memory loss, recuperating, fluff, angst and obviously, eventually: smut.
Summary: Bucky comes back from a mission, not remembering who he is or who anyone else is. He doesn’t remember Steve, Natasha or the woman he loves. She does immediately catch his eye, though. He thinks she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen, and he’s not afraid to say it in front of people he doesn’t know anyway. What does he have to lose? As far as he knows, he has nothing. On top of being somewhere he doesn’t remember ever being and being stared at by people who seem to know him, but he doesn’t know in return, he hears a voice in his own head. Because, of course, he must be insane.
A/N: Here we are! The sequel series to Remedy :) I was gonna go somewhere else with this, but it kinda hit me out of nowhere and I thought this could be as sweet and cute as it could be heartbreaking and funny at the same time. Get ready for some awkward situations (and boners), people!
There’s a woman standing in front of me. She looks sad, scared; but still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. She says ‘Bucky’, and I can’t help but think that I’ve heard that before, but I don’t know what it means. I don’t know where I am, but I feel no threat, not from the man in the blue combat-suit next to me, not from the red head that’s next to him, holding his hand and looking equally sad as the woman before me. Not even from the man with the glasses and a doctor’s coat on my left. They all look at me as if they know me, and.. like me? They look nice enough, I guess. But I can’t help but stare at the woman standing only a feet away from me, tears in her eyes. She looks so sad.
RFA with an MC who is seeing colour for the first time!
inspired by one of @anyway-i-love-vanderwood minor trio reactions (because I have no requests and I honestly think this is the cutest idea).
I made this an MC with complete colour blindness- also known as achromatopsia- which is the most severe form of colour blindness and results in seeing only in monochrome (black and white).
✮ you both got your eye surgeries at the same time ✮ he was so excited to see you completely and he was smiling so wide as you both saw each other in the waiting room of the clinic ✮ you haven’t said anything yet ✮ he asks you what you’re thinking about ✮ you just ✮ “your eyes. what colour are they?” ✮ ‘they’re purple’ “I love them. I love purple.” ✮ is blushing so hard and he just hugs you super hard ✮ holds your hand while you slowly walk outside ✮ he doesn’t wanna overwhelm you ✮ gets excited with you as you run around looking at everything ✮ he cries a lil he’s just so happy for you
✎ you decided to surprise her at work with a really colourful outfit (that, admittedly, looks a little ridiculous) ✎ it takes you a while to get to the cafe because ‘wow! those flowers are so pretty’ ‘what colour is that person’s shirt?’ ✎ when she sees you she’s kinda surprised because you don’t usually wear colours because you don’t know what they actually look like ✎ she goes up to you and is like ‘MC your outfit is very… different’ ✎ but you’re smile is bigger than your face ✎ and you say that the colour of the walls is very nice ✎ ‘yeah, thanks’ ✎ doesn’t realise at first ✎ you just stand there staring at her for a while until she gets it ✎ ‘wait,,,, whAT’ ✎ hugs you and spins you around ✎ is super giddy when you tell her you love her eyes
✽ is sitting in front of you ✽ you’re looking around like ‘woah wtf’ ✽ and he’s like ‘MC look at me! look at me!’ ✽ because that’s just what he’s like ✽ you look at him with bright eyes ✽ and then,,, ‘your hair is the same’ ✽ is kinda disheartened until you grab his face and just stare really closely at his eyes ✽ ‘woahhhh’ ✽ ‘what colour are you eyes?’ ✽ he’s super excited and proud when he tells you they’re red ✽ admires your amazed expression as you kinda tilt his head to look at different perspective ✽ is so excited to take you everywhere and loves how excited you get ✽ tries to brag to all his fellow actors that you can now see colour ✽ and they don’t really get it?? ✽ and zen just realises how everyone takes colour for granted~~
₩ he paid for the surgery ₩ of course ₩ when you see him you’re like ??? ₩ ‘jumin it didn’t work??!’ yikes ₩ he’s like ‘wtf are you talking about i will SUE THIS HOSPITAL’ ₩ then the doctor comes in with a colour chart and you’re like ₩ ‘oh,,,’ ₩ ‘oHH’ ₩ and then look back at jumin and you’re like ₩ ‘your hair and eyes are black,,, you’re still as beautiful as I remember!!’ ₩ and he’s just ‘omggg’ ₩ holds your hand and lets you drag him around ₩ LOVES WALKING THROUGH HIS GARDEN WITH YOU ₩ IT’S HIS FAVOURITE ACTIVITY EVER ₩ he loves listening to you rant on about all the colours and how pretty they are ₩ even if he already knows ₩ he admires how beautifully you describe everything
⌨ made you a pair of those sunglasses (i have no idea if this would work with full colour blindness but,,, we’re doin it anyway) ⌨ he puts them on you while you’re sitting face to face ⌨ you have your eyes closed when he’s putting them on and then open them after ⌨ you practically lunge at him ⌨ he yells he was not expecting that ⌨ you just kind of stroke his hair and lie on him looking at it ⌨ he is s h o o k ⌨ he thought you were cute before? ⌨ bAM ⌨ cuteness level x38927839257 ⌨ he doesn’t really wanna go outside so he’s like ⌨ ‘my monitor is super HD you can just see all the colours in the comfort of our house!’ ⌨ you drag him outside ⌨ he decides that it was definitely worth it ⌨ he gets excited with you ⌨ you’re like ‘the grass is so… gREEN?!’ ⌨ and he like forgets what the world was like and goes ‘omg yOU’RE RIGHT’ ⌨ ‘seven why did you get glasses like that?’ ⌨ immediately tries to take the glasses off
In every educational setting, you will come across certain types of people.
At some point, we’ve been one or the other.
Here’s a list of the types of people you’ll meet, or probably already know.
1- THE SILENT OVERACHIEVER.
This is the person that you never see over-socialising. They keep to themselves and are usuallyalways very nice and helpful.
2- THE “IN-YOUR-FACE” OVERACHIEVER.
This person lives for the sole purpose of flaunting their achievements in everyones faces. Do yourself a favour and stay away from this person.
3- THE ONE YOU ONLY SEE DURING EXAM SEASON.
Seriously, where are you the rest of the academic year? The thing is, these people somehow manage to pass and show up a couple of times the next year, only to disappear again.
4- THE ONE THAT SEEMS TO BE FALLING ASLEEP.
5- THE ONE THAT IS ACTUALLY ASLEEP.
6- THE ONE LOST IN HIS/HER MOBILE SCREEN.
This person is usually playing angry birds.
7- THE ONE THAT SHOWS UP ONLY FOR ATTENDANCE.
8- THE ONE THAT IS ACTUALLY THERE TO LEARN.
9- THE ONE THAT LIKES TO OUTDO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.
10- THE ONE READY FOR A PHOTOSHOOT.
This person right here deserves some kind of medal or award. If you’ve been doing the whole early-morning-class thing for a while, then you know it takes effort to look semi-presentable for a class scheduled at 8:30AM; especially when you’re running on 4 hour sleep.
11- THE CHOSEN ONE.
This person has his/her shit together. They seem to be in total control of everything.
12- LETS NOT FORGET THE ONE THAT IS ALMOST ALWAYS CRYING.
13- THE NICE, QUIET, SHY PERSON.
14- THE ONE IN SWEATS.
I’ve been that person. Because comfort comes first.
15- THE ONE WITH A STICK UP HIS/HER BEHIND.
16- THE SOCIAL ONE.
This person knows everyone on the premises. I don’t know how, but they do. Its very unsettling when you’re the type of person that can’t keep up with 3 friendships.
17- THE ONE THAT’S ALWAYS MUNCHING ON SOMETHING DURING LECTURES.
18- THE MISUNDERSTOOD ONE.
19- THE ONE WITH THE OBNOXIOUS LAUGH.
20- THE PROCRASTINATOR.
We’ve all procrastinated and ended up doing something in the last minute. For some people, its a lifestyle. If it works for you, then who are we to judge?
Just watched a lady pay with food stamps at the grocery store. She was wearing a very nice North Face coat that I can’t afford. Thanks again Obama.
Found this gem on facebook. I don’t think people understand, it was just Christmas and people get gifts. But no, if you’re poor, you’re not allowed to have a North Face jacket because it might make someone else jealous. There should be a law that if you get a good gift that might make someone jealous and you also receive food stamps, that gift should be revoked by the government immediately and then given to said jealous person because how dare youuuuuu.
And if you dare save up for something expensive you should be allowed to buy it but then you are only allowed to give it to the jealous person who doesn’t receive food stamps.
But seriously, what is with people making automatic assumptions. “How dare you have your nails done if you’re poor!” “How dare you have a smart phone if you’re poor!” There is a certain standard that people have for those less fortunate. You must dress in squalor and if you dare dress nicely you’re feeding off the system and Obama should be ashamed.
So I said, “I think in these types of situation it’s best not to assume something about a person you don’t know but instead be grateful that you don’t have to be one at the store in a North Face jacket given to you by your aunt or someone nice being judged because you don’t look poor enough.”
You don’t see poor people doing the opposite. “OMG she can’t even afford a North Face jacket yet she’s buying food. SMDH.”