that drunk guy

i was pretty drunk and out at a club last night, and the bartender said that they follow me on tumblr, so that was weird but also hi shout out to u if ur reading this (p.s. i did end up finding my phone, thank u for the help). but like its so weird when i meet people irl and they’re like, “i follow you on tumblr”, because then im always like, “okay… so you know how much im suffering, cool cool cool”.

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♪♪ in the club with JohnJae😎

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Music: Петр Налич “One solodo whiskey" 

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We (and Natalie) have a few different Borderlands headcanons and this is one of them, let’s call it ‘Rhys adventures as a Presequel character’ :D There is a plot hidden behind these art-seria, but nevermind it. 
Just look at the pictures xD 

Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

why am i always motivated to draw gay shit when i’m drunk

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Y’ALL JENSEN WASN’T COMMANDO OKAY BECAUSE MISHA KNOWS WHAT A DICK LOOKS LIKE AND HIS REACTION WAS TOO SHOCKED BUT JENSEN WASN’T WEARING FUNNY BOXERS OR BRIEFS EITHER BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE RIGHT HERE

THAT HE IS SHOWING TOO MUCH SKIN.. ????????????????  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ALSO NOTICE AT 0:41 AFTER MISHA SAYS WHAT IS THAT, JENSEN RESPONDS AND TELLS HIM?? I CAN’T QUITE MAKE OUT THE WORDS SO LET ME KNOW YOUR GUESSES!! (misha also says something after?? i’m bad at lip reading though)

anyway this has been a PSA that jensen is a flirtatious, emotional, cuddly drunk and i love him, and misha is a Good Friend who simultaneously also very embarrassed and i love him too

edit: ALSO!!!! yeah im not done WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT JENSEN KEPT GIVING MISHA BEDROOM EYES AND ‘ROARING’ AND ‘GROWLING’ FLIRTATIOUSLY???????? IN REFERENCE TO WHATEVER TF HE WAS WEARING ??????