Explanation: A few months back someone asked @underversesans whether Cross liked eating chocolate with ketchup. The answer was ‘no’; something along the lines of ‘it’s too disgusting even for Cross’. So I immediately did the most reasonable thing ever: got some chocolate and ketchup and tried that mix — and, guess what? It tastes awesome!
her high-school-age ass deleted all records of her identity from the universe and then decided to make her new identity 21 so she could legally drink even though she’s completely underground and legally doesn’t even exist, and that is the only explanation I will accept.
it’s daichi the first one to invite the whole team to his house for the weekend
kageyama’s never stayed at someone else’s ever in his life. he sends a text to the first years’ chat group, asking what he should do, and panics when tsukishima tells him that he’s never gonna be invited again if he doesn’t behave. which is obviously not true, but kageyama doesn’t know that and spends the night before googling what people usually do at sleepovers
asahi is that guy who always brings food, but they’re not those kind of snacks most teenagers like. they’re those low-fat, no sugar snacks or slices of fruits, and diet drinks. nobody complains, though. kageyama is actually happy to eat them, and hinata is super excited because he did not know coke zero and diet coke existed
noya and tanaka sometimes try to convince everyone to drink some booze, but they almost never succeed, and the only time daichi agrees (because they’re at noya’s and noya’s grandpa insists they try the good wine), yamaguchi gets drunk with just one glass and spends the rest of the night either demanding cuddles (especially from tsukishima) or crying because hinata’s burning (”no, yamaguchi, that’s the natural color of his hair, remember?)
daichi always suggests they watch movies. or maybe documenta– “NO”
tsukishima once tells them to spend the night at his house. everyone thinks he’s joking, but when yamaguchi confirms it, the team’s shocked. dachi and suga almost tear up, too proud and too touched that even tsukishima is doing this. (little did they know that he’s just tired of having his mom and his brother insist he invites his teammates too). akiteru spends the entire time asking karasuno stuff about his brother. kei vows to himself to never do this again
when it’s hinata’s turn, he invites yachi too. she’s part of the group, ofc it’s only normal for her to take part in their bonding nights, but s-s-she’s a g-girl, nobody before him had the guts to ask her. she’s not sleeping there with them, of course, but she stays until it’s bedtime. yamaguchi’s too stiff because yachi is super cute in casual outfits. noya and tanaka mope because kiyoko-san isn’t there. kageyama gets startled when all of a sudden another hinata (natsu) pops up in the living room. he gets confused (and is fascinated, extremely fascinated) everytime he sees small hinata and smaller hinata interact with each other. later that night, at around 3 am, he realises with mild horror that it’s because the scene’s just too adorable
kiyoko actually shows up only when they’re at suga’s. noya, tanaka and yachi literally cry their hearts out because she’s wearing a skirt. them legs. is this paradise?
sometimes they play mario kart and it always ends with someone hurt. daichi and suga are so competitive, they play dirty, suga sneezes on daichi’s face on purpose just to beat him. kageyama is good, always placing in the best four. tsukishima cannot drive ohmygod he always goes off the road or worse, he falls down, fuck this game. noya always gets first somehow. also, ennoshita, narita and kinoshita team up against tanaka (they throw red/blue/whatever color shells only whenever tanaka’s first). hinata always chooses underground characters, and looks extremely proud when he doesn’t come last. tsukishima is only living for the day hinata will pick up toad, it’ll be hilarious. of course, asahi spends half the time being afraid/screaming/mumbling incoherently until he falls
everyone agrees that the best host is tanaka. when they’re at the tanaka’s they get treated like princes (”and here i thought you were treated like this everyday, ousama” “shut up, tsukishima”)
ennoshita gets banned, he’s never holding another sleepover ever after the disaster with the 100 pork buns challenge. they had to clean the house after puking all over the floor. never ever ever again.
he’s a heavyweight so something must have happened to make him get this drunk, we’re talking blackout drunk
the type to get into a fight (just please don’t go for the face!)
gets really passionate about theater all of a sudden
starts???? crying???? about??? theater???
gets rlly touchy feely and emotional with whoever he came to party with
he gets extra loud when drunk and he already has a booming theater voice so it’s even more intense when he’s loud because he’s drunk
trips every fourteen seconds and keeps thinking he needs to do his night facial routine and go to bed on the sofa of the club or bar
yells if people make out
gets the asian glow so bad even though he drinks wine regularly
gets philosophical about cats and tries to hold conversations with people about three piece suits but nobody knows what he’s talking about
what do you mean you don’t know what cuff links are you uncultured swine??????
is a very thoughtful drunk but it’s obvious he’s drunk because he can’t even pick up his drink right
the person zen is trying to fight probably
will write down ridiculous new business ideas in a notepad and remind himself to send to jaehee
but there’s so many typos it’s actually incoherent when he tries to read it the next day
gets extremely cranky the next day because of a hangover
can’t handle his fucking liquor he can’t hang he’s a lightweight
gets lit way too fast and not only does he yell (remember the call) he also gets pretttttty damn handsy too
and he goes apeshit. LOLOL makes him think he can do things he actually can’t do.
once he starts hearing his own heartbeat the boy freaks the fuck out
is this what death feels like wait LOLOL is releasing new armor tomorrow i can’t go yet
will be the first one to pass out lmao
probably only wakes up to throw up and then goes back to sleep
the friend they can’t bring drinking anymore because once he thought he “leveled up” in real life and tried to climb a fence and run away and then tried to punch v and then missed and spun around to hit himself
saeyoung records this and it ends up a viral hit on youtube
hics thru the roof
keeps adjusting her fucking collar (why did u wear a collar 2 a club)
will 100% stick to mc like glue and needs to use the bathroom every 30 minutes so there is a lot of bathrooming
a very calm and cute drunk who hiccups constantly and honestly is probably only extremely drunk bc she ordered a virgin pina colada and the bartender accidentally put alcohol in it
maybe some drunk making out but hey man nobody is complaining
a very quiet and very red drunk who is Suffering and literally almost dies
she’s not used to being trashed drunk and she does not react well to it she’s literally panicking and trying to remain rational and freaks out if she loses ny of her coordination
knows to ply herself with water and fatty foods the next day so she doesn’t get a hangover cus she’s a smart one
The Most Responsible Person In The RFA Next To V
the type of dude to stand on a table and start screaming
he’s so Extra™ even zen is kinda like… dude.. .
headbangs to literally every song and honestly everyone wants to murder him because he’s hit like 5 people already headbanging
the type to talk really loud when drunk
his glasses are so fogged
it’s kinda funny because he’s the type of extra ass person to do dumb things sober so you bet his ass is probably gonna do some Dumb Shit drunk and it’s gonna be worse
probably actually incites a fight between two people and starts a fight club outside of the bar and somehow gets the offer to be the leader of a cult
tries to map out a blueprint for a really complicated machine so he doesn’t have to brush his own teeth anymore and writes it down on a dirty napkin with a pencil
probably gets bored and goes on his phone to buy like 4 crates of phd. pepper
needs to be monitored like he’s an 8 year old that owns weapons of mass destruction
takes jumin-level pictures of everything and it’s really funny because even jumin is like “lmao what”
a very quiet and calm drunk who probably just falls asleep before he can enter the truly shitfaced zone
a peaceful man who just wanted to come have fun with his friends but then saeyoung kept going all “you deserve to relax you’ve been working so hard”
a heavyweight drinker but no one knew this until he started getting shots and downed it like it was water
everyone stared at him because it was alarming he had so much pent up stress
probably let’s out a secret that he doesn’t even bleach his hair he just reached full premature grey hair status and just dyes it blue because rika stressed the fuck outta him and u know it
wants to be at home in bed and honestly everyone needs to carry him out because he passed out and refuses to wake up for longer than two and a half minutes on average
his want to kill everyone increases by tenfold drunk
he’s so drunk that his face is all red and he’s shouting about “u fools i’ll kill everybody” because somebody bumped into him
he seems to me like an angry kind of drunk. probably tries to fight saeyoung prolly cus ya.
once he stops being so Angry he’s probably just really sad drunk and apologetic to everyone
tries to explain to people that he just doesn’t know how to respond to affection because he’s never had it and only can respond with anger but the only thing that comes out is probably “i wanna fight all of you a little less than i did before”
the type to sulk in a corner and look so intimidating girls wont even approach him but they all just stare at him from a distance
probably falls asleep in the bathroom tbh and just wants to go home
For some reason it came as a surprise to me that Baz has the biggest sweet-tooth. Baz always seemed like the person who’d abandon all sweets just because a love for sugar could be seen as childish. He even used to make fun of my sweet tooth and my (small!) scone addiction. Never would i’ve seen it coming that Baz is, in fact, worse than me.
It started with me noticing the huge amount of sugar that he seemed to like in his hot drinks. His tea is more sugar than tea and milk together and his coffee isn’t even coffee; it could count as a liquid candy bar.
Later, during The Great Chocolate Debate–in which Penny tried to fight Baz on white chocolate not counting as chocolate–I discovered Baz’ strong passion for white chocolate. “It’s only butter, milk and sugar,” according to Penny, but apparently Baz loves that.
“Cocoa butter! So it does count as chocolate,” Baz would argue. Baz only likes white chocolate. Penny likes all but white chocolate. I don’t really have a preference.
Anyhow, when Penny and I were shopping for Valentine’s Day, it wasn’t hard for me to find something for Baz. There were multiple good chocolate shops in London for me to find something for Baz. Most of them were lacking a bit in the white chocolate department though. “Because it’s not actual chocolate!” Penny would push.
I ended up going for a box with 15 chocolates that I could select myself. I ended up leaving the store with a box full of white chocolates and a disappointed Penny who was muttering some unpleasant things about white chocolate.
• • •
“Help yourself, he’ll be home within a few minutes,” Bunce said over her shoulder as she was already heading into her room again after letting me in. I had known that I would be early, Snow was still walking the neighbor’s dog like he did each saturday morning. I didn’t mind being early though. I spent most of my time at Simon’s and Penny’s apartment so it felt like a second home, really.
I walked into the kitchen to get myself a snack and something to drink.
• • •
As I shut the apartment door behind me, I heard Baz greeting me from the living room. “There you are,” I heard him say, his voice muffled.
I smiled to myself at the sound of him. “Hi,” I said as I walked into the living room where Baz was seated on the couch. “Sorry I’m a bit late I was walking–”
I went completely still as soon as I got a view of what Baz is holding in his lap. “Baz,” I said, and then flinched at how sad and betrayed I sounded.
“What’s–” He started as he followed my graze. His eyes locked on the box of chocolates in his lap. “What?” Baz asked carefully, “Were these meant to be yours? I’m sorry I though–you don’t really eat white chocolate and–”
“No, Baz, they are yours… It’s just, they weren’t for right now.”
“Oh. Okay,” He said as he stood up from the couch, box of chocolates in hand. He walked towards me, handing me the box with the chocolates. “Here,” he said, giving me a soft peck on the lips. “Sorry.”
“It’s okay,” I said, pressing the box back into Baz’ hands. The both of us noticed that I was still sounding hurt.
“For when were they?” Baz asked.
I stared at Baz before answering, “It’s Valentine’s Day this Tuesday, you know.”
A grin formed on Baz’ face. “You bought me a Valentine’s present?”
“Why do you sound so surprised?” I grumbled.
“We didn’t do anything for Valentine’s last year, I didn’t think we’d be doing anything for this year.”
“We didn’t do anything last year because you were still at Watford and I was… Well, I wasn’t in the best state of mind. I don’t know, I just wanted to give you something this year.”
Baz’ grin turned into a genuine smile. He wrapped his arms around me as he spoke with his lips against my air, “You told me you were going to be a terrible boyfriend.”
Baz chuckled as he hugs me close. I just huffed in response, not all that amused.
“Thank you for the chocolates,” Baz said, backing out of the hug. “And sorry for eating them before I was supposed to.”
“Yeah, it’s fine.”
“Does that mean I can eat them all now?”
“Well I’m not going to give you a half filled box of chocolates for Valentine’s am I?”
“I’m sorry!” Baz said, retreating to the couch. As he sat down he held up the box. “Want one?”
I sighed before giving in. I made myself comfortable next to him as we emptied out the box together.
“They taste even better knowing you bought them as a Valentine’s present,” Baz commented.
“I don’t want to hear it.”
At that moment Penny walked in. She quickly noticed the chocolates we were eating. “Weren’t those–”
Control your inputs. Not just what you eat and drink (though this will have a profound impact), control what you read, what you watch, what you listen to, what notifications you allow on your phone, where you spend your time, who you spend it with. Guard your gates with care.