that doesn't mean i can't do it too right

Once Upon a Time ----- Starters
  • "Love is hope. It fuels our dreams."
  • "It will leave an emptiness inside. A void you will never be able to fulfill."
  • "Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."
  • "Love is weakness."
  • "You must trust me because if you don't, there are other ways."
  • "There's always people in this world who want you to give up. Don't make their jobs any easier."
  • "I guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it."
  • "Did I forget to shave?"
  • "Generally speaking, if you think something you want to do is wrong, it is."
  • "What is strong enough to drown out your own conscience?"
  • "I'm not bossy, I'm the queen."
  • "Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything."
  • "No matter what you do. I will always find you."
  • "You want a side of bacon with that whiskey?"
  • "If he's playing a game, you can win."
  • "Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."
  • "It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice."
  • "As long as you live in the past, you'll never find your future."
  • "I'm done reading about heroes. I want to be one."
  • "You have all sorts of sore places I can make you hurt."
  • "Maybe we met for a reason. Maybe something good happened from us being together."
  • "Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated."
  • "I, for one, would like to be able to eat this week."
  • "By the way, have you been taking kick boxing and not telling me about it?"
  • "It's only going to leave a giant hole in your heart."
  • "Just because it seems too good to be true doesn't mean it is."
  • "Not a day will go by that I won't go by that I won't think of you."
  • "You always brought out the best in me and right now I need that."
  • "Can't help but feel personally violated about that part."
  • "No matter what you think, no matter what anyone tells you, I do love you."
  • "So brave. So gallant. So pointless."
  • "I've lived a life of selfishness, cowardice, and dishonesty."
  • "I think it's time to haul her ass out of bed and get her to move past this."
  • "One thing I excel at is surviving."
  • "Helping you is my life."
  • "You need to be alive. You need to be awake so you can spend all your days knowing that I have taken everything that was suppose to be yours."
  • "I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you."

anonymous asked:

I'm hoping the beginning of next season picks up directly from where this season's ending scene left off! I mean they can't to too much of a time jump, cause I really don't want them to just go into exposition like "so now that the antichrist has been loose for a couple months." I wanna *see* what happens right after Sam finds him. Also, if they think Cas is dead, they're gonna do something with his body soon. And we know he's coming back so that doesn't leave them time for too much of a jump.

Yeah… it almost has to pick up right here.

sometimes i just sit here, look at gifs from fansigns n i’m like guys… do you even know that these fansites don’t allow editing

Steven Universe Starters
  • "It's like a Dad Museum!"
  • "Love at first sight doesn't exit. Love takes time and love takes work."
  • "I just turned all my fingers into cats!"
  • "That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die."
  • "But you didn't mean to hurt him! I know what it's like. Sometimes, you hurt people by accident. Y-you just have to try not to think about it."
  • "All comedy is derived from fear."
  • "What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite!"
  • "Do you know what this means? You can open really tight jars. You can remove staples without a staple remover. You can open doors without having to touch them after you wash your hands."
  • "Cards are a great way to tell someone something if you can't be face to face with them! ..or if they don't wanna see your face."
  • "Yeah, but nothing is still on Earth. Everything's always changing."
  • "This isn't the same world that held you prisoner, not anymore, and I know it doesn't feel like home but maybe that can change, too."
  • "I've got you! You've got this! We've all got . . . each other!"
  • "Because dad, I can't stay a kid forever."
  • "Wait! I have a better idea that doesn't involve destroying the house!"
  • "Safety is no punchline."
  • "If you're the one protecting me... Then who's the one protecting you!?"
  • "I don't want you to do this anymore! Not alone!"
  • "You gotta take this online quiz: "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"!"
  • "Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live."
  • " I have to protect you, what if somehow you get hurt? What do I do? I don't want that for you."
  • "True strength is about more than just how many mountains you can punch in half."
  • "That kinda sounds like the opposite of truth..."
  • "What do you know about my mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM!"
  • "I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"
  • Feel free to add more!
Dresden Files, End of the Line
  • Storm Front: My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. When things get strange, when what goes bump in the night flicks on the lights, when no one else can help you, give me a call.
  • I'm in the book.
  • Fool Moon: I reached for the phone and started spinning the dial to Susan's number. Mister batted at my hand approvingly.
  • "Or maybe I'm just too stupid to get out of trouble's way, eh?"
  • Mister rumbled a deep, affirmative purr in his chest. I settled back to ask Susan over, and enjoyed the warmth of the fire.
  • Grave Peril: The Council is going to be furious at me, but what else is new.
  • Susan doesn't call. Doesn't visit. But I got a card from her, on my birthday, Halloween. She only wrote three words.
  • I'll let you guess what three.
  • Summer Knight: "All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once."
  • I stared at Billy for a minute and started to laugh. My own aches and bruises and cuts and wounds pained me, but it was an honest, stretchy pain, something that was healing. I got myself some dice and some paper and some pencils and settled down with friends to pretend to be Thorg the Barbarian, to eat, drink, and be merry.
  • Lord, what fools these mortals be.
  • Death Masks: Maybe somethings aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and tooth paste.
  • Me and Susan.
  • But tomorrow was another day.
  • Blood Rites: I frowned at a giant green bag and asked Thomas, "Hey. Why did you get large breed Puppy Chow?"
  • Dead Beat: I stopped and blinked--first at the candles and then at my burned hand.
  • "What?" Butters asked.
  • "Nothing," I said, and opened the book to look over it. "You know, Butters, for a mortician you're a pretty good healer."
  • "You think so?"
  • I glanced at the warm, steady flame of the candles and smiled, "Yeah."
  • Proven Guilty: "You want me to drive us?" he asked.
  • I bowed my head in reply. "I'd like that, sir."
  • White Night: I looked around the place for a minute more. The coffee girls were having a private conversation, evidently, discussing us, if all the covert glances and quiet little smiles were any indication.
  • I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing, and it felt good.
  • Small Favor: "An excellent answer," she murmured, her dark eyes huge. "One that should, perhaps, be further explored."
  • I rose and held out her chair for her, and helped her into her coat.
  • As it turned out, the rest of the night was good for the soul, too.
  • Turn Coat: Will swung the door open wide, and we went inside, where I introduced Butters to everyone and produced several bottles of Mac's best ale.
  • See, here's the thing. Morgan was right you can't win them all.
  • But that doesn't mean that you give up. Not ever. Morgan never said that part--he was too busy living it.
  • I closed the door behind me, while life went on.
  • Changes: *Nope it's spoiler territory to the umpteenth degree*
  • Ghost Story: Demonreach stirred. The pale tendrils and roots began withdrawing themselves from my arms, leaving small, bleeding holes behind.
  • "For what?" I asked.
  • "For the journey to my court, Sir Knight." She paused and looked over one shoulder at me, green eyes bright and cold. "There is much work to do be done."
  • Cold Days: Thunder rumbled over Lake Michigan, unusual in November.
  • I settled the new black leather duster over my shoulders, picked up the long, rough branch I'd cut from the island's oldest oak tree a few hours before, and started back up the hill, toward the former lighthouse and future cottage. I had preparation to me.
  • There was a storm coming in.
  • Skin Game: Maggie was warm and soft beside my heart. Mouse stirred for a moment, and shifted until his big shaggy head was lying on my foot before going back to sleep. Behind me, the Carpenter household was settling into the quiet, stable energy of a home going through a familiar pattern. Bedtime.
  • Sometimes you realize you’re standing at a crossroads. That there are two paths stretching out ahead of you, and you have to pick one of them.
  • Without a word, I took Amoracchius and settled it where I could reach it easily when it was time to stand up.
So my choir did some recruitment stuff over the summer and we had a bunch of new people show up who may join us.
  • One of them was a nine year old girl I'll call J for privacy's sake. She sat next to me with the other sopranos. I was acting autistic as heck (twisting my Tangle and rocking) because there were new people and things were a little out of sorts. I had the cutest conversation with her about autism.
  • Me: *Rocking and twisting my Tangle while I wait for practice to start*
  • J: *Keeps peeking over at me*
  • Me: *Notices she has Elsa on her shirt* Ooh, nice shirt. I like Elsa. *quietly sings the beginning of "Let It Go"*
  • J: *whispering* Me too! I really like Frozen. Wait, you watch cartoons? How old are you?
  • Me: I'm thirty-five. How old are you?
  • J: Nine. You still watch cartoons? Really?
  • Me: *trying not to laugh out loud* If anybody ever tells you you're too old for cartoons, remind that person that adults make 'em.
  • J: *Laughs* What's your name?
  • Me: Cyndi.
  • J: *Tells me her name*
  • Me: Nice to meet you, J. *notices John(choir director) sitting down at the piano, which is an environmental cue that practice is about to start* Oops, looks like we're gonna start.
  • Then choir practice got started and my conversation with J kind of fell by the wayside. I helped J find where she was supposed to look because she didn't know how to read or follow sheet music. I used my Tangle to point most of the time.
  • Later on, J approached me during the 15 minute break we had in the middle so people could use the restroom, get drinks and stretch their legs.
  • Me: *Doing major Tangle cranking and rocking during the break*
  • J: *Notices me moving and comes over*
  • J: What's that twisty red thing?
  • Me: It's my Tangle. It helps me stay calm.
  • J: Why are you moving so much?
  • Me: I'm autistic.
  • J: What's that?
  • Me: It's what makes me, me. You could say I'm a little different.
  • J: Different how?
  • Me: *Thinks a sec* It's like our music scores. See how I have an octavo and you have Xerox sheets?
  • J: Yeah.
  • Me: *Opens my octavo for a song and points to the Xeroxed copy on J's chair.* It's like this sheet music. See how they both show the same notes? Your music isn't bound like a book, so you have to hold it a little differently than I hold mine so it doesn't spill everywhere.
  • J: *Picks up her Xeroxed music and tries to hold it at just the bottom like an octavo and the papers bend backwards* Oh! Yeah!
  • Me: That's what an autistic brain is like. It's not bad or less, it just needs to be taken care of a little different.
  • J: Does autistic hurt?
  • Me: *Giggles* Only sometimes because I have sensitive hearing. Certain noises hurt my ears and I might look like somebody punched me. Every autistic person is different.
  • J: Is that why you don't look at me when we're talking?
  • Me: I am looking at you, I'm just not looking at your eyes. Most autistic people don't look people in the eyes because it feels a little bit scary. I'm looking at your face, but not at your eyes. I'm looking at *points at my own mouth* your mouth.
  • J: *Grins* You're so weird!
  • Me: Thanks! *sticks out tongue, laughs*
  • J: What's it feel like?
  • Me: Sorry, what?
  • J: What's autistic feel like?
  • Me: Hmmm... *thinking of a comparison a nine year old can relate to* ...kinda like I want to pay attention to everything at the same time, especially in places with lots of talking like this. Remember how muddled up the tenors and altos sounded when they messed up that line in the "Holy, Holy"?
  • J: *nods*
  • Me: That's what a lot of people talking can sound like to me. I can't make sense of what people are trying to say to me when there's a lot of noise. *Speaks quieter on purpose* Can you understand what I'm saying if I talk quieter than everybody else?
  • J: What?
  • Me: *smiles* I said can you understand what I'm saying if I talk quieter than everybody else? Another funny thing with me is I can think of a bunch of words to say about thinks I like or know a lot about, but I can't think of any words to say if people start discussing something I'm not interested in, like political stuff. That's when I get real quiet and start daydreaming a lot.
  • J: *gets real serious looking* Do people die from being autistic?
  • Me: Nah! Some autistic people need a lot of help with everything like eating, taking a shower or putting on clothes. Some of us, like me, can get dressed, eat and take showers, but I need somebody to drive me places because I can't pay attention to everything you have to pay attention to when you drive, I can't cook because the measurements get really confusing for me and I have trouble cleaning a messy room without some help. Lessee...some of us can't talk at all or can only say a few words-- that's called being nonverbal or nonspeaking. Nonverbal autistic people might use other ways to talk, like sign language, computers or pictures. Sometimes it can take a long time to figure out a way to communicate, but autistic people who can't talk are still smart. Not being able to talk doesn't mean somebody can't think or understand.
  • J: Ooh, okay, I'll try to remember that. What's that wiggle you're doing right now?
  • Me: *Realizes I'm rocking on my chair* The moving around I do is called stimming and it's something that helps me make sense of all this noise. I might have trouble talking if it gets too much louder in here. I may get clumsy too, so sorry in advance if I bump into you a lot. ((Clumsiness is due to my variable proprioception.))
  • J: I'll watch out so you don't fall down.
  • Me: *So amused by this cute kid* I don't think I'll actually fall, but thanks!
  • J: *sits down and picks up her folder* Did you get autistic because you hit your head?
  • Me: *rocks some more* No, people are born autistic and it's a lifelong thing. There are some quack doctors who think vaccines cause it, but they were wrong. There are other quack doctors who think it can be 'cured' but most autistic people don't want that. We're happy being who we are. Being autistic isn't bad, it's just different.
  • J: How do you spell autistic?
  • Me: Like this. *Writes it on a Post-it note and gives it to her* Now if you look it up on the internet, make sure you avoid anything by this group-- *Writes Autism Speaks on the Post-it too* --because they want you to think being autistic is a bad, scary thing when it's not. They want to make it go away because they think people who can't talk or take care of themselves are suffering when they aren't.
  • J: That's so mean!
  • Me: Yeah! They're mean! Anything that has to do with lighting it up blue and blue puzzle pieces is related to Autism Speaks. That wannabe charity is bad news for autistic people. Autism Speaks makes us feel bad about being who we are. *Writes "Autism Speaks is mean!" on the Post-it note*
  • J: *puts Post-it note in her pencil case* I won't click anything by them.
  • Me: Great! You're already helping me a lot by avoiding Autism Speaks. Oops, here comes John. Breaktime's over.
  • John: Doing okay with all the noise, Cyndi?
  • Me: Yup! *Tips folder by accident, drops my music EVERYWHERE* Aaaaaaaaaand there's me being a klutz.
  • J: Oops! *Helps me pick it up*
  • Me: Thanks.
  • Then we went back to practice. I was this kiddo's first encounter with autism and I hope she stays around with the choir so she sees it's not a horrible person-stealing disease.

anonymous asked:

hey, hope you have a nice day. I really like this girl. I love her now almost 3 years and it destroys me that we don't even talk to each other anymore. We were really good friends and everything was perfect till this one day where we just stopped talking. I love her so much and I miss her and I can't live without her I mean.. 3 years of love and now - over. She doesn't know that. I'm depressed and sad. What can I do? :( btw I'm a girl.

Talk to her, it’s never too late to start talking again right? Just tell her you miss her and miss talking to her, maybe she misses you too. I started talking again (after months of not talking to each other) with my old best friend too.

Zoolander Starter Sentences
  • Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
  • Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
  • Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
  • Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
  • What is this? A center for ants?
  • I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
  • I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
  • It's that damn _____! He's so hot right now!"
  • There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
  • Die, you wage-hiking scum!
  • Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
  • Screw you and your little dog too!
  • Listen to your friend ____, he's a cool dude!
  • Obey my dog!
  • You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.
  • It's a walk-off!
  • ____ is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
  • Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?
  • Excuse me, bra.
  • You're excused, and I'm not your bra!
  • Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
  • I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
  • I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
  • You is talking loco and I like it!
  • Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
  • Taste my pain, bitch!
  • I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.
  • If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.
  • You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
  • Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit!
  • Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, ____. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
  • They're break-dance fighting.
  • I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
  • Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back.
  • Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
  • What's the dealio, yo?
  • I'm not an ambi-turner.
  • They're *in* the computer?
  • A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
  • You have no evidence. ____ destroyed everything.
  • The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
  • He had to pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you!
  • Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
  • Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
  • What say we settle this on the runway?
  • I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
  • This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.
  • Don't ask questions. Just give in to the power of the tea.
  • You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.
  • I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.
  • When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
  • Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
  • I friggin' worship you, man.
  • They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this?
  • Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

anonymous asked:

My point was thus: A story with fictional characters does not have to adhere to what's right. A story can do whatever it wants. I don't care about a ship I honestly don't. All I'm saying is that there is potential for an interesting and touching story there. Maybe someone will write a fanfic if you don't want to but I'm just pointing out that because its wrong doesn't mean it can't make a powerful story. Just to clarify: I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR DOING SUCH THINGS IN REAL LIFE.

((But isn’t it already too much?

Like I said, Chara already has a lot in their mind to regret and they already try to  be a different person than what they used to be, doing this will ruin all the point of this blog. Chara is already regretting what they’ve done in the past, you don’t need this extra subplot to make it more”poweful”. It will just ruin them and go backwards and make people feel uncomfortable. ))

[150425] Park Sohyun's Love Game Part 11
  • DJ: I'm wondering, since you're the mathyung, have you ever felt behind the times? Especially with members like Sehun or Kai.
  • Xiumin: Uh... Well there is one thing that makes me feel that way. That... when you talk, it's called abbreviations, isn't it? Yes, that. Sometimes when they use words like that there are times I don't understand what they're talking about.
  • DJ: HAHAHA what, no way!
  • Guest: Xiumin is still young too! Maybe you're just not hearing them right?
  • Xiumin: There's that too, but I feel like I do live in a way that makes me behind the times.
  • DJ: Really???
  • Guest: But you know what things like Um-Ka* means, right?
  • Xiumin: Huh? ...I know what M-Ka means? (t/n: He's talking about the abbrev for M Countdown)
  • (DJ & Guest going crazy because they can't believe he doesn't know what that is)
  • DJ: OH MY GOSH Xiumiiiiin, fans please send him all the abbreviations you know!
  • Xiumin: Um, what does Um-Ka mean?
  • DJ & Guest: Oh my gosh are you serious right now oh my god
  • Guest: Actually no, the fact that you don't use abbreviations makes you more cool.
  • DJ: That's true, it's actually not a good thing to use those words.
  • Xiumin: Can I try to guess what it means?
  • DJ & Guest: Yes yes please do
  • Xiumin: Um-ka... (small voice) Umma Kawaii? (t/n: "Mom's cute") Is it something like that?
  • DJ & Guest: Kyaaaaa Umma Kawaiiiii~~~
  • (everyone laughs)
  • Xiumin: What is it actually?
  • DJ: When you don't have money and someone asks you 'how did you buy this' you say 'Um-ka', as in 'Mom's credit card'.
  • Xiumin: Oooh! Mom's credit card! I see...
  • *t/n: To clarify, Um-ka = Umma Card = Mom's credit card. Xiumin thought the 'ka' was for 'kawaii' which is cute in Japanese.
  • Best friend: What happened?
  • Him: She walked out that door and out of my life.
  • Best friend: You didn't even run after her?
  • Him: No. I just stood there and freaking let her leave.
  • Best friend: But why?
  • Him: Because I was too convinced that she'd run back to me. She had walked out that door countless times before. She had also told me many times that she's tired of putting up with me, that she's leaving. But she always finds a way to come back to be; always has enough patience and love to stay with me. She said the same words to me again today and I thought it was just like any other day when her mood swings get the best of her; when my seemingly lack of appreciation for her makes her back out. But I was wrong. If only I had known, I would've begged her to stay. I would've hugged her so tight so that she can't walk away. I would've apologized for my mistakes. I would've asked for another chance to love and treat her right.
  • Best friend: Now you learn your lesson. Not because someone seems to always find a way back to you doesn't mean that they would do just that. Sometimes, they still notice the path that leads right to where you are. However, they won't take it. Instead, they'll walk the other way. Do not just let others fight to keep you. Do your best to keep them too.
Mixed Manga Quotes: Sentence starters.
  • "This world is so much more than what meets the eye."
  • "Ugh...I'm so damn tired."
  • "Pain that is given must always be returned."
  • "I'll always be here to listen."
  • "I want to escape from reality."
  • "Just how far does the foolishness of humans extend?"
  • "Getting hurt and being unhappy are just a small taster of what lies before us."
  • "If you don't express what you think, nothing will change."
  • "So here I am. To rescue you."
  • "After meeting you, my life changed. I'm just trying to decide if that's a good thing, or not."
  • "I'm completely different from that person in the past."
  • "You're so dense."
  • "Isn't it painful to keep those feelings to yourself?"
  • "I might still be an asshole, but that doesn't mean I'm not trying to be a good person, and a good friend. My success rate is just failing me right now."
  • "Although you act indifferent, the reality is that you care an awful lot. That's just how you are."
  • "You reek of someone who has a death wish."
  • "Do you have any dreams?"
  • "People change, feelings too. It can't be helped."
  • "I just need you to myself."
  • "People who don't believe in themselves won't get any value from their effort."
  • Emma: So the only friend I ever had wasn't even my friend by choice.
  • Regina: I know. It hurts, doesn't it?
  • Emma: How would you know?
  • Regina: Really, Emma? I've been there, too. Been...I'm still there.
  • Emma: What do you mean?
  • Regina: Well, right now I'm your friend, but it isn't by choice.
  • Emma: I don't und-
  • Regina: Oh, c'mon, Emma- you think it was a coincidence that I just so happened to adopt the savior's son? Our actions are our own, but fate pushes us. You think that fate pushed us together just to end up being friends? No, it can't be just that.
  • Regina: It's time to push back, don't you think?
  • Regina: I thought I could keep pretending, but I need you. It's like my whole life is darkness, and...when you're around, things are brighter.
  • Regina: How about it, Swan? How about we help fate?
[Totally Confirmed] A strange conversation recorded between D.O and YX-Baekhyun:
  • D.O: Hey, Baekhyun, I need to talk to you.
  • YX-Baekhyun: I'm not Baekhyun, I'm Lay! Animal rights! Equality! Justice! Treat women with respect!
  • D.O: Cut the crap. I know it's you. I know everything that goes on in these dorms.
  • YX-Baekhyun: Since when?
  • D.O: Since always. Aren't I scary enough for that to believable?
  • YX-Baekhyun: Are you helping Chen leak stuff to TCEF or something?
  • D.O: What makes you think Chen's the one leaking stuff? You can't prove that ridiculous theory.
  • YX-Baekhyun: Are you saying you're doing it?
  • D.O: Doesn't matter. What matters is that we clearly like each other and we're both dumb and stubborn.
  • YX-Baekhyun: What
  • D.O: You know I'm like madly in love with you.
  • YX-Baekhyun: Wow, Kyungsoo. I mean, of course you are, our chemistry is like off the hook and I'm awesome but... wow. You never said it. I... oh man, fuck it. I love you too. It's just... it's complicated and
  • D.O: No. No, it can't be complicated. You have to choose right now. Me or your stupid playboy lifestyle.
  • YX-Baekhyun: ... can we a least wait until I'm done being Lay?
  • D.O: You always put it off. Ugh, seriously, why does Kyungsoo even like you? This situation is so stupid.
  • YX-Baekhyun: Wait
  • YX-Baekhyun: WAIT
  • YX-Baekhyun: Are you even really Kyungsoo?
  • Chanyeol: Jongdae, Kyungsoo's probably going to wake up any minute now, just so you know.
  • YX-Baekhyun: JONGDAE?!
  • D.O: I was just trying to fix this clusterfuck you have with Kyungsoo so you would stop fucking with everyone's lives!
  • YX-Baekhyun: I should just stay Lay for ever and just sleep with as many people as possible!
  • D.O: I hate you so much! Seriously, I would have just punched you if you weren't in Yixing's beautiful body.
  • YX-Baekhyun: Haha you're just salty because you're attracted to me.
  • D.O: I'm GOING TO -
  • Chanyeol: -injects 'D.O' with something that knocks him out-
  • Chanyeol: That went well! :D Science!