that does put a damper on our relationship

The Princess Bride  {Sentence Starters}

  • “You mock my pain.”
  • “We’ll never survive.”
  • “You’re just stalling, now.”
  • “Get used to disappointment.”
  • “You have a great gift for rhyme.”
  • “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
  • “You’ve made your decision then?”
  • “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
  • “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
  • “You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
  • “Hear this now: I will always come for you.”
  • “That does put a damper on our relationship.”
  • “You seem a decent fellow. I’d hate to kill you.”
  • “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
  • “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
  • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
  • “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder, today.”
  • “This is true love. You think this happens every day?”
  • “Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.”
  • “All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun.”
  • “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
  • “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
  • “Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
  • “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
  • “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
  • “But, you must have known I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it.”
  • “They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
  • “I’ll explain. And I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
Somebody to Love

Title : Somebody to Love

Pairing : Dean X Reader

Word Count : 3,164

Prompt : submitted by  cherray-blawsm When you and the boys go to a karaoke bar, you didn’t expect to have fun. Not because you are lame or anti-social or anything, but just because Dean tends to be a bit of a jerk in public settings. But when he starts messing with you, you have no choice but to prove just how fun you can be.

“Alright, now this is what I’m talking about!”

You shot Sam a quick look as Dean rubbed his hands together excitedly before he waved down the nearest waitress at  the karaoke bar that you and the boys had stopped at on the drive home. At Dean’s excited expression, Sam rolled his eyes, pressing a hand to his forehead exasperatedly.

“Nothing like spending an entire evening with stupid people, good drinks and even better music.”

You stifled a laugh at how happy Dean looked. Honestly, he had a right to be, he gutted that vamp in record time and he barely even got a speck of gore on him all week. This may have been his best week in hunting record, and his pleasant nature was almost blinding. As the waitress came up, boredly blowing a bubble in her chewing gum, Dean waved his hand around the table widely, shooting you a cocky look. “Come on, guys. This place is awesome!”

“You keep using that word.” You mumbled, and Dean shot you a look, his eyebrow quirked in playful wit. You saw him look at you and you felt a faint blush work onto your cheeks and you looked away as you sheepishly finished the movie quote. “I don’t think it means what you think it means.”

“Cute, Y/N. Nothing quite as sexy as a girl who isn’t afraid to quote some Princess Bride in public.” Dean chuckled at his own joke as you threw a packet of sugar at him as hard as you could, which he easily blocked.

“I literally can’t take you two anywhere.” Sam mumbled, his face buried in his hands. You could see him struggling to stifle a laugh and you quickly rammed your shoulder into his.

“That does put a damper on our relationship.”

At your words, Dean broke out into a fit of laughter as you smiled at Sam smugly. From across the table next to Dean, Cas narrowed his eyes with a frown, puzzlement written all over his innocent face. “I don’t understand that reference.”

You laughed and turned away from the boys so Cas wouldn’t see.

God, you loved those boys…

“What do you want?” The waitress droned on, not looking up from her notepad. You shook your head with a smirk, hiding down behind the menu that had been thrown at you when you all entered the establishment. If that chick knew that the three best-looking men in the universe were sitting in her booth she probably would stand up just a little straighter.  

“Tell you what, sweetheart,” Dean smiled up at the waitress with a suave quirk of his perfect lips. “I’ll make it easy for you; four Millers to start and four cheeseburgers, with the works.”

“Dean—” Sam started to object, but Dean held up a hand.

“Shut your cake hole, Sammy. This is a fun place, and you aren’t going to go vegetarian on me tonight, so suck it up.”

Sam let out a sigh and rolled his eyes with a hopeless smile as the waitress turned and walked away with your orders.

“Hey, Y/N.”

You looked up at Castiel’s voice. “Hmm?”

Cas frowned and pointed to his nose. “You’ve got a little blood on your nose.”

You blinked and rubbed your sleeve across the bridge of your nose frustratedly. You hadn’t exactly had the cleanest kill of your life at the hunt that day, but that wasn’t unusual. You were used to the boys ridiculing your skills. But the way you saw it, a kill was a kill, and you were already pushing at Dean’s personal record yourself.

Dean laughed as you smiled at Cas. “Better?”

Dean shook his head and shot you a look. “You’re such a dork.”

You frowned. “I am not!”

“Please, Y/N.” Dean leaned back in his seat with a cocky grin on his face. “Out of everyone in this bar, you are clearly the most socially awkward.”

“Says the guy who made us stop at a karaoke bar,” you retorted with a snort as the waitress came back to toss four beers on the table. You thanked her and took the closest one with a grin before taking a swift chug.

“Um, excuse you.” Dean snapped, feigning faux injury at your words as he pressed a palm to his chest. “Karaoke bars are the best.”

“No.” Sam and you both spoke up at the same time, and you let out a laugh to match the younger Winchesters at the humor of the moment.

“I do not see the appeal.” Cas murmured, looking over a table as a woman laughed loudly and spit out her drink across her friend’s shirt.

“Cas.” Dean rolled his eyes and took a beer and handed the angel another. “Do not make me retract my previous statement. For once, Y/N’s the lame one, not you.”

Castiel narrowed his eyes but took the drink as you glared at Dean as Sam chuckled under his breath at your annoyed expression. “Oh, come on, guys!” You tried to pout but your smile was growing. The loud bar was full of laughter and it was purely contagious. “I’m cool!”

“You came downstairs yesterday in a Winnie the Pooh t-shirt.” Sam interjected softly.

You shot Sam a sharp look and he shrugged innocently at you. You let out a scoff as the music grew a tiny bit louder. “I am the best hunter on the East Coast. Are you seriously going to pick a fight with me, Winchester?”

Dean cocked his eyebrows nonchalantly. “I never said you weren’t a good hunter. I said you were lame.” You folded your arms and glared at him from across the table until Dean leaned back smugly. “Face it, if you hadn’t come here with us, you probably wouldn’t have gone out tonight.”

“I know how to have fun!”

“Not to pick sides here,” Sam added suddenly, “but he has a point.”


“You did have a panic attack when that guy we saved last month asked you out. Practically ran out the door and drove away without us.”

“Exactly!” Dean raised a hand to his brother acknowledging his help. “All I am saying is you wouldn’t know how to have a good time if it wasn’t for us.”

You let out a scoff of contempt but Dean only shot you a charming smile. “So you’re welcome.”  

You glared at Dean for a long time before you took another drink. “I had a life before you, just so you know.”

“Prove it.”

You looked up at Dean’s rough voice, unsure if you heard him right. “What?”

Dean pursed his lips cockily. “I said, prove it.” You blinked at him and he gestured to the stage. “Next song.”

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The Princess Bride: Sentence Meme
  • 1: Hello. My name is _____________. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • 2: _______, tear his arms off.
  • 3: We'll never survive.
  • 4: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
  • 6: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  • 7: You mock my pain.
  • 8: Life is pain, _________. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  • 9: _______, are there rocks ahead?
  • 10: If there are, we all be dead.
  • 11: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
  • 12: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
  • 13: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
  • 14: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
  • 15: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
  • 16: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
  • 17: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
  • 18: Do you always begin conversations this way?
  • 19: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
  • 20: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
  • 21: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
  • 22: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
  • 23: That does put a damper on our relationship.
  • 24: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
  • 25: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
  • 26: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
  • 27: I will never doubt again.
  • 28: There will never be a need.
  • 29: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
  • 30: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
  • 31: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
  • 32: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
  • 33: What hideous sin have you committed lately?
  • 34: We are men of action, lies do not become us.
  • 35: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
  • 36: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
  • 38: You never said anything about killing anyone.
  • 39: I challenge you to a battle of wits.
  • 40: You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!
  • 41: I can cope with torture.
  • 42: Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it.
  • 43: Ever since _________ fired him, his confidence has been shattered.
  • 44: Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!
  • 45: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
  • 46: When I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!
  • 47: There will be blood tonight!
  • 48: If you'll release me, whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it I promise you.
  • 49: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
  • 50: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
The Princeling Bride(groom?)
  • Ash: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
  • Puck: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
  • +++
  • (As they run through the wyldwood.)
  • Meghan: We'll never survive.
  • Puck: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
  • +++
  • Rowan: Surrender.
  • Puck: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
  • +++
  • Puck: I don't think you would accept my help, seeing as I am only waiting around to kill you.
  • Ash: That does put a damper on our relationship.
  • +++
  • Puck: Why won't my arms move?
  • Ash: You've been mostly-dead all day.
  • Levana: I don't suppose you could hurry up?
  • Cinder, climbing up the Lunar Castle: if you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or find something useful to do.
  • Levana: I could do that. I have some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, as I am only waiting around to kill you.
  • Cinder: that does put quite a damper on our relationship.
  • New friend: omg we watch the same show
  • Me: omg yeah, it's awesome right?
  • New friend: yeah, I adore it! It's so cool!
  • Me: hell yeah!
  • Me: who's your favorite character? what's your favorite ship?
  • New friend: My favorite character is your favorite character!
  • Me: oh my god, me too!!
  • New Friend: Oh my god, that's amazing! And my favorite ship is your NOTP
  • Me: Eh??
  • Me: oh
  • Me: well.
  • New friend: omg, it's so perfect and so cute and when they get together, I'm going to die
  • Me: haha yeah.
  • Me inwardly: this could've been something beautiful

aquaburst07  asked:

13.“Kiss me.” with reverse Dippica; if not, then regular Dippica

Sorry that this took forever! This is my first shot at writing Reverse Falls, and I’m pretty sure I fell into every single trope ever, but I hope you like it! Thank you for the prompt!

A/N: These losers are about sixteen here.

Pain spiked through her hand as it struck the wall, held firm by another hand, larger than hers, over her head. Before she could raise her hand to pry his fingers from her wrist, a choice curse rising on her tongue, Dipper caught her other hand, pinning it down. She let the curse out anyway.

“Fancy meeting you here,” he drawled with an arched brow.

“Likewise,” she spat, the syllables tipped with venom.

Pacifica wriggled against his hands, but they held firm, keeping her securely against the wall. He chuckled and raised his chin, looking down his nose at her.

“You know, I’m getting tired of playing these games with you, Northwest,” Dipper drawled. The lilt in his voice proved otherwise: he was enjoying it way too much.

“The feeling is mutual,” Pacifica countered with a lofty look. “It’s getting a little old, beating you every time.”

…okay, maybe she was enjoying it a bit too much, too.

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