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Nathair Pt. 4

Here’s part 4 for everyone craving some more Sweet Pea.  Reblog and like as you please.

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Originally posted by roadtoriverdale

We crave absolutes. They comfort us, but life is infinitely more complex than that.” -Jughead Jones

           Tallboy can’t be The Black Hood. That is the only thought running through Sweet Pea’s mind during his ride to school. That would mean that Tallboy broke one of the most important laws; A Serpent never betrays his own.


           Sweet Pea jumps off his motorcycle, chewing his lip. He spots Toni on her phone by the front of the school and jogs over to her. “Toni!”

           “Pea. So, are you gonna be a dick to Lili again? Because if you are, I will not hesitate to kick your tall ass.” Toni popped her gum crossed her arms, waiting to hear Sweet Pea’s argument.

           “No, Toni. I’ll stand behind her, because of what I thought of yesterday.” Sweet Pea rubs his neck, scratching at the serpent tattoo adorning the column of his throat as if he was trying to get rid of it.

           “Hey, Sweets, you’re gonna hurt yourself. Stop scratching so hard. What has you so worried?” Toni grabs his wrist to stop his scrabbling fingers.

           “Come here,” He drags her behind the nearest bush, “I think, um, Tallboy is the Black Hood.”

           “WHAT! What the actual fuck, Pea! How could you think that?” Toni whisper-yells, mouth agape.

           “Toni, just listen to me please.”

           “Whatcha guys talkin’ about?” Lili struggles to make it between bushes, trying to keep leaves out of her bun.

           “Nothing that concerns you, Outsider. Leave us.” Sweet Pea sneers in her direction before turning his back to her and silently pleading with Toni to hear him out.

           “I won’t listen to you unless you apologize to Lili, and include her. If what you are saying is true, then she needs to know.” Toni draws herself up to her full height, and fixes Sweet Pea with a fiery stare.

           “Fine. Lilith, come here. I’m sorry I was a dick to you yesterday, I guess I’m just rude to girls who come in and dethrone me. Listen carefully, both of you…” Sweet Pea continues to explain his theory on Tallboy, all three Serpents oblivious to the Ghoulie standing on the other side of the bushes, getting ready to tell Malachi everything, and earn his stripes.


           “Malachi! I have something important.” Dilton Doiley burst into the Ghoulie haunt, stumbling to a halt when he realized who was in the room. “Tallboy. Sup….”

           “Doiley, what is it! As you can see,” Malachi gestured angrily to Tallboy,” I’m in the middle of something.”

           “It’s fortuitous he is here. It concerns his precious ‘Serpent Prince’.” He pulled his phone out of his pocket, clicking play on the most recent video in his camera roll.

           “Look guys, Tallboy is around the same age as that Northsider said the Hood looked, and he has green eyes too. The redhead also said the Hood has really bad eyebags, and Tallboy has them.” Sweet Pea looked around again, causing Doiley to move the camera down until Sweet Pea looked away.

           “Okay, but there are lots of old guys who have bad eye bags and green eyes. That doesn’t prove anything.” Toni scoffed and starts tapping her foot.

           “Okay, sure, but think of this. Tallboy wants to bring the Ghoulies and Serpents together. Everybody else knows it’s not a good idea, and the only reason Tallboy wouldn’t listen to the majority is if he was being paid. A lot of money.”

           “This does make sense. But what does this have to do with me?” Lili questions.

           “If we can get you enough support among the younger Serpents, then when we present you to the rest of the gang this coming weekend.” Sweet Pea looked down at Lili, smirking slightly at how much shorter she is than him. “The Serpents deserve a real leader who will stand up against people like Alice Cooper and Mayor McCoy. From what I’ve seen, you don’t take shit from no man. We need you, no matter how much that pains me to say.”

           “Awww thanks SP!” Lili smiled and nodded in agreement with what he was saying.

           “I’ll talk to Fangs, have him bring some of his boys down to the quarry. I’ll text you when you should show up.”

           Dilton takes back his phone and looks up at Malachi, proud of his discovery. The older Ghoulie claps him on the back and turns to Tallboy, relaying the unasked question with his eyes.

           “That little shit has always wanted to take over from me. And who the fuck is that other girl. I’ve never seen her in the Whyte Wyrm but she’s obviously a Serpent, otherwise they wouldn’t be hanging around in the bushes together. But what the fuck does she need support in?” Tallboy verbally works through his thoughts, pacing the length of the room. Shuffle. Mutter. Creak. Turn. Mutter. Shuffle. Turn. Creak. Fist against wall. Turn. “Alright boys. Here’s what we’re gonna do…”


“Come on, Lili. Let’s bounce.” Sweet Pea saunters into the office for the Red and Black, Fangs and another Serpent trailing after him.

Let’s bounce? What is this, the eighties?” Lili laughs, making Sweet Pea scowl. He takes three quick strides forward and leans his face down only inches from hers.

“Look, Lilith,” He practically spits her name, “I’m doing this so that that we don’t become the Ghoulies’ bitches. Don’t think this means were friends or anything.”

“Get a room, Sweets.” Fangs whispers to the other Serpent, but somehow Sweet Pea hears him.

“What the fuck did you just say Fangs? Just get the Quarry by four. And bring the ring.” Sweet Pea storms out of the room, mutter obscenities to himself.

@serpent-princess @half-and-halfxx @leighlani100 @bby-simone @riverdale-bitch @pea-pod-squad @suomalainenmaksalaatikko

anonymous asked:

Do you think Rachel and Max would get along?

well… no.

i believe if they were to initiate a friendship a lot of it would be based off peer pressure (max doing things she doesn’t want to do), clashing opinions (rachel puts herself first at times whereas max is very much an empath. i can see arguments rising over this.) and the inability to comprehend each other’s views. (at least from rachel’s part.. max is more understanding of other people.)

moreover, rachel is very direct and doesn’t beat around the bush (a lovely trait to have) and max is quite calculated in everything she does so i could imagine there being lots of awkward silences and ‘ah, right…..” moments.

i have more reasons but the ones i’ve just mentioned are things i thought about thoroughly. in the past year i really wanted to make a platonic relationship work with someone who was very much like max and i (being the rachel of the bunch) kind of wanted things to progress quicker. (she wanted to think more about it which didn’t make sense to me at the time) …and not to mention our humor was very different so it uh.. was awkward and just overall a weird dynamic that was inevitably going to end?

chloe isn’t enough to make the two girls get along, i don’t think.

but that’s just my opinion and anyone can disagree with me. for real. 🐳

ferociousqueak  asked:

Did Alex get abducted with the rest of the Cerberus crew on the SR-2? How did that experience affect him?

 Yeah, and wasn’t that a fucking fun time?

It pretty much sucked all around. I don’t think the crew were fully conscious at all times once they were put in the Collector pod things, so Alex doesn’t fully remember it. Nor does he want to. He is really glad John Shepard showed up when he did, even though he thinks John is kind of an asshole.

The experience infiltrates his dreams sometimes though. The Collectors’ chittering, the sense of confinement, of being trapped and helpless to move or affect his fate… Alex really doesn’t like those things. He doesn’t really like talking about it, either. He does make a point of carrying a sidearm pretty much all the time. Just in case. (He, like most of the crew, was unarmed at the time the Collectors boarded.)

knightly-homo  asked:

Hey, is it ok if I ask/recommend a blurb with Julian and a trans!Male apprentice? (Also side note I adore Finn he's a good spicy boy)

Hey! Thanks so much for the Finn love.

I honestly wouldn’t feel comfortable writing a trans MC as I don’t feel I would do it justice. I hope that makes sense? Basically, I don’t feel well-informed enough to realistically represent a trans MC, and would want to be fully respectful and accurate. I’m super passionate about everyone’s rights and equality, but as a bisexual, cis woman I don’t think I’m the right voice for this. Sorry, and I hope you understand.

I’ve babbled, but if anyone out there does want to give this request a shot, please tag me and the asker! ❤️

umi comes from a very traditional background and while i dont think that means her home environment is narrow-minded per say i do think that it makes her very nervous about straying from what’s expected of her and she clings strongly to what seems “correct” because she does very much want to live up to those expectations

so she’s the sort that needs to have her old fashioned thinking deconstructed gently to where she feels comfortable considering things outside her scope of experience, even when it comes to stuff like her own feelings of identity ect ect ect, because she’s got a very specific image of the sort of daughter she’s meant to be

which leads to some of her timidness and how she gravitates towards more mature hobbies and interests, i think. 

i dont want to be kinphobic but i have no clue how the reincarnation bit reached fickin tumblr like “i was a wolf in another life” makes sense well enough “i was a fictional character created by andrew hussie in another life” it just… it does not make sense yall how is this so much less niche than it should be

if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

okay full offense and i know this wont make complete sense but im honestly disgusted that episode 7 has the lowest rating of season 2 and the scathing article GQ wrote about Kali and her “murder teen crew” as they called it. 

they literally said that the episode offered nothing towards eleven’s development like??????? its a standalone episode where for once Eleven isn’t focusing all of her energy on Mike or following Hopper’s rules like she gets guilty and ultimately comes home we KNOW that but there has been such little information about who Eleven TRULY is and what exactly happened to her and what everything represents like ??? hell fuckin yeah episode 7 was necessary for her character development.

like im so sorry that the little girl isnt thinking about her puppy love but is instead actually learning to “grow up” as Hopper said and take matters into her own hands and figure out just who she is (because a hero’s journey cant exactly be complete or consistent if they don’t eventually find their sense of self!!!)

ALSO Kali’s character is fucking necessary for eleven because she stands as her foil, a parallel character who reflects the anger and raw energy that eleven is afraid to tap into (ringing any bells about a certain scene in ep 7????) and the murder “teen” crew wasn’t even a teen crew to begin with like these were grown ass adults who were misfits, people used and chewed up and spit out by society that ultimately chose to fight back. Everything about Kali’s character and her group symbolizes an untamed resistance that most CERTAINLY existed in the 80′s, and isn’t anything that shouldn’t be touched on in the show. 

Eleven is never going to be the cute little girl carrying around a box of eggos with her torn pink dress forever. she has to shed that image and grow into the adult and hero she was destined to become, and if it means the “””””””””rebellious””””””””” teen phase with smudged eyeliner and slicked back hair and a band of misfits beside her then all right i’ll take it, but don’t suggest that episode 7 wasn’t important to her development 

there is SO MUCH MORE to eleven that we need to discover and the fact that they treated episode 7 like it was trash is so fucking insulting (and don’t think for a second that i’m not gonna pull the race card too! if kali had been a feisty doe-eyed white brunette with the SAME exact hair and outfit yall would be MUCH MORE VOCAL about episode 7) 


#the way magnus looks at alec #the way his face softens after looking at him #the tenderness in his eyes #his expression full of love and understanding #just with the way his eyebrows rise and his eyes get bigger and he understands what Alec has gone through #in the first gif he understands and feels how conflicted Alec must be about what he must be feeling #in the second gif he understands how tough it must have been for Alec at the institute #he loves Alec by understanding him

STAN INFINITE STAN TALENT - Check out this amazing ‘A Capella’ version of INFINITE doing THE EYE complete with special sound effects and super INFINITE ONLY style of choreography!

Feelings are so goddamn inconvenient

Space orcs Sleeping Patterns

Sleeping patterns can vary widely from human to human. Some stay awake most of the night and sleep through most of the day other do the opposite. Some don’t sleep at all until their bodies say fuck you and knock them out. Others sleep in short bursts. Some sleep lightly others wouldn’t wake up even if you used an air horn next to their ear. Idk man sleep patterns n shit like ?????

Since I started working for a new publishing house, it became always difficult to draw something new about SVTFOE’s fan art for me. Especially now that Starco is so weak ;___; and yes, I appreciate also Tom but isn’t the same now!
Seeing the season three, maybe it does not make much sense to think about Broken continue.
After Marco, the all-seeing spell and the magic wand I thought “it would be okay to think of something about Marco’s mind change”. After the bitterness and disparity of his life he start to approach to the dark magic.

A sort of reverse broken. :)

What do you think about it?