that beltbuckle

as fun as the ‘do you understand the meaning of undercover’-Blackwatch!McCree jokes are, here’s another thought:

Jesse McCree is an urban legend. Jesse McCree (and/or whatever name he was known by in Deadlock) is dead. Nobody got out of Deadlock and escaped jailtime alive. Jesse McCree can’t exist. And Blackwatch, obviously, also does not exist.

Jesse McCree in a Deadlock beltbuckle and 3′’ heels, in an all-black cowboy outfit in the middle of London, is refuge in audacity (if you’re familiar with “THE BUTTS MATCH” you know what I’m getting at). He doesn’t need to hide because he can’t reasonably be recognized. If you say “I saw Jesse McCree in all black and a cowboy hat and a fucking Deadlock insignia in the middle of King’s Row during the Null Sector crisis” you’re gonna be laughed at, at best.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm new here but I'm in love already! I saw you're taking requests? Is there a chance you do a blurb on riding Harry's thigh? Xx.

Hello love! sorry for the late reply. 

I’m currently writing a one shot about this but I’m having really bad harry feels at the moment so what the heck. ;) enjoy! xx

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Thank you for 3K lovlies!

So I finally decided to do a ‘follow forever’                                                 Here is a list of my favourite MAGCON blogs:                                            (Take note that I probably missed a couple of blogs out, sorry + some where deactivated)

420gilinsky // 8-8shawn // ahhmagcon // allthingsmagconboysss // asslikegilinsky // ayyitsmattsbae // ayyyyespinosa // badboydallas // baesicdallas // baesicmagcon // bccamerondallas // bigdickgrier // blesspinosa // bootylikedallas // cambaedallas // camdallus // camdattasstho // camdawgdallas // camgilinsky // caniffsmagcon // caniffsprincesss // cashdrier // cuddlyjacob // cutelikegrier // dasnashty // espinosa-my-nosa // espinosuh // espinosamattbae // exoticmendes // flawlesshawn // frickmematt // fvckmendes // gilinskyslay // gilinskyslut // gilinskytbh // hardcorespinosa // holygrierr // holymagcon // holyviners // hoodratmendes // iconicmendes // iconsmagcon // kinkygilinsky // magcon-austinm // magconexposed // mattsexpinosaaa // magcon-to-australia //mattslays // taylorsgrandpa // nashgriir // nashlyornah // nashsdickle // nashtymira // nashtypoo // nineboyz // omfgmendes // princessgilinsky // screwyoudallas // sexpinosamatt // shadymendes // shawnismymandes // shawnsbae // shawnsmirk // slayconn // staymagcon // supcaniffs // swaggieshawn // taylorcaniffsluts // tbhgilinsky // thejacksx // themagconfamily // tincandallus // totallymendes // ughgilinskyxx // ughviners // versace-beltbuckle // voguematt // woahespinosa // woahtheredallas // woahvineguys // xtincandallasx // zayumgrier //

3K means a lot to me means the world to me. Once again thank you!

(Advice: If you want/plan to do a follow forever, do it on the computer its so much easier and faster)

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I’ve been here for around 1 ½ months now and I’m almost 100 away from 1k and that’s insane
But today was my birthday and I’m so thankful for all the birthday wishes I got so I thought I would do a follow forever
these are some of my favorite blogs but I don’t follow a lot but this is also a small one I’m pretty sure lol anyways here it is
taylor-caniffs-bandana
smendeser
thosevineboyzz
supcaniffs
espinostop
mendesbae
hamiltondallas
versace-beltbuckle
nashtyforlife
magconboyyz
totallymendes
slutspinosa
magconisliife
pumamagcon
espindallas
the-magconboys
matthotspinosa
nashty-is-perfectxxx
nashtybabe
bryannalovesmagconboys
camdallus
camdawgdallas
espinosa-my-nosa
nashgriir
fab-cult
fagcon
magcons
frickmematt
espindallas
maia822
holyviners
holymagcon
magcongurl
iconsmagcon
lolespinosa
lolmagcon
magc0nboys
ofcamerondallas
ollieandivy
princesskaelenespinosa
thejackgilinsky
themagconfamily
vinerbaes
zayumgrier

even if you weren’t on this list I love you forever and always and if you ever need anything I’m here for you and I can’t talk to you because in not scary at all I promise
I WUV YEW
and remember there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel and happiness is not the absence but knowing how to deal with them