that 70s show funnies

  • <p> <b>Tony:</b> [to Peter] So, this is how an immature, engaged, high school idiot, with no car, no job, and no money try to become a hero.<p/><b>Peter:</b> That was like eight burns in one sentence<p/><b>Wade:</b> An octo-burn.<p/></p>
  • Lance: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Keith by the lake.
  • Pidge: Lance why are you kissing Keith by the lake?
  • Lance: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don't show you that.

Hercules: Well, if it isn’t the love birds!

Lafayette: So love birds, how are the big wedding plans going?

Alexander: Well, I’ve decided to be the groom, and Laurens is gonna be the bride.