that 70's quotes

  • Germany: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • America: Yes.
  • Germany: I was hula-hooping. Italy and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • America: Oh my god!
  • Germany: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • America: Why are you telling me all this?
  • Germany: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • America: You sick, sick son of a bitch!
  • Rosé: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Lisa: That was deep.
  • Jisoo: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
  • Lisa: That was deeper.
  • Jennie: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.
  • Will Herondale: Gabriel, truth or dare?
  • Gabriel Lightwood: Dare.
  • Will Herondale: Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person" because let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.

Rosé: [to Jennie] Could you please say one fun-fact about yourself?
Jennie: I like dogs.
Rosé: [to Lisa] Could you please say one fun-fact about yourself?
Lisa: *panics* One time I ate a bee