thanksgiving shirts

anonymous asked:

Why are we all pretending that Damian doesn't grow up to be a loud vegan who wears "meat is murder" shirts to thanksgiving dinner and throws out every animal product in the house after watching one (1) documentary? Duke and Jason sneak out to have hamburgers in piece but they always feel a little guilty looking at bat cow

mood reading this: that one person who commented on an anti funko post like ‘i think ive realized how straight people feel when they hear straight jokes, and its the same feel i get when people talk shit [about funkos]. just a sense of useless anger at realizing that everything youre saying is true and i dont want it to be’

like why should a white teacher be teaching a class full of black people about what “black liberation” is, when the fact is theyre more of a threat to black liberation just by existing than they are helping by educating kids who again might not know all yalls fancy ass theory but know what liberation looks like a lot better than some upper middle class white professor

and To Be Honest what good would a white teacher do teaching a class full of white kids about black liberation? patting them on the back and coddling them and promising them theyre not the problem, it’s the old generation that’s the problem, it’s the politicians that are the problem, wearing a black lives matter shirt to thanksgiving dinner reactively is #activism? no.

so like what good are white teachers at all and what good are white teachers trying to talk about shit they will never ever know anything about

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Our vegan baker babe, Clara Cakes is at it again and baking up a comforting cream cheese frosted cake, filled with Fall spices and plump little persimmons — perfect for Thanksgiving!  Not only does Clara whip up the tastiest of vegan noms, but she always does it in style. Read below to get the recipe for her Persimmon Cake, and find out what (vegan!) Vans Girls holiday pieces she’s rocking!

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The Whedonite Phrase Dictionary

So that you guys can understand what we’re saying:

“Bored now.”: I’m bored/I wanna flay someone alive.

“Grr Argh.”: I’m mad.

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”: Some character on some show turned out to be evil/some awesome show got cancelled/some character I love got killed.

“Did I fall asleep?”: Sorry I haven’t posted anything for the last two hours. I fell asleep watching Dollhouse.

“I love my captain.”: I love Joss/I love Nathan Fillion/I love Firefly.

“Shiny!”: Really awesome.

“Five by five.”: Fine.

“My food is problematic.”: This is gross.

“Why don’t you come in from the entire lack-of-cold?”: It’s too hot outside.

“Watcher’s pet.”: Suck-up.

“Teacher’s pet.”: You’re gonna get raped by a giant praying mantis.

“Because it’s WRONG.”: You can’t do that.

“Frak.”: You’ve got the wrong fandom, buddy.

“I’d like to test that theory.”: I respectfully disagree with you. But not respectfully enough to not have an epic battle of the Dark Arts right now.

“I cried like a baby. And I was evil!”: [any regular character on Angel]’s death gave me so many feels.

“It’s a sham with yams. It’s a yam sham.”: Happy thanksgiving!

“Your shirt–”: GET AWAY FROM ME I’M BUSY CRYING OVER FICTIONAL LESBIANS.

“Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”: Are you high?

“I think this line’s mostly filler.”: I don’t know what to say but I feel like saying something.

“Bitca.”: Bitch.

“I’m a leaf on the wind.”: I’m crying.

“I’ve got a theory…”: I have an idea.

“Rest in peace.”: It’s so cool when Spike sings.

“Buncha wanna-blessed-bes.”: Hipsters.

“She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries?”: YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED BUFFY?

“She saved the world a lot.”: I hope you liked my three-hour-long explanation of why Buffy is awesome. Have a nice day and I expect you to have completed the first season by Wednesday.

“Spank your inner moppet!”: Get it together, bitca.

“Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”: I’m not stalking you.

“There are three flowers in a vase…”: Stop doing what you’re doing right now and do what I tell you.

“The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.”: Let’s not have a political debate right now, okay?

“I think I’m kinda gay.”: Alyson Hannigan is too hot for me not to be a lesbian.

“I can kill you with my brain.”: Don’t piss me off.