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Sometimes I work with deaf children, and there is almost never a dull moment.
One day, I happened to eavesdropping on a conversation between two deaf female tweens about the TV show “Girl Meets World”. I smiled and said, “I remember ‘Boy Meets World’.” One of them exclaimed,”THAT IS WHEN THE DAD WAS A KID!”
Me: *nodding* yeah I know
Girl #1: But you have to be really old
Girl #2: You don’t look old
Me: *smiling* aww thanks
Girl#2: but you saw the show, and you are not old.
Me: Well, I AM kinda old…. only to you.
They both start to giving me a look
They both glanced at each other then back at me. They slowly got up and walked away. Later, a male friend of the girls approached me.
Boy: You don’t have the ring.
Me: *puzzled* what?
Boy: you are not wearing the ring.
Me: *now genuinely confused) Ok, what do you mean by the ring? Yes I am not married, but you knew that.
Boy: Not that ring, other ring… same boy in movie have.
Me: WHAT? What movie?
Boy: boy who can’t get old because of the ring
Me: *thinking of Lord of the Rings* oh that is a fiction movie. *smiling*
Boy: oh….*starting to give me the SAME look the girls gave me earlier*
For the rest of the day, the kids were throwing all sort of weird glances my way. Finally, a young boy of seven walked up to me and asked..
“Are you an alien?”
I started to laugh and asked him why he thinks that?
Boy #2: You are VERY old, but you don’t look old. only aliens can do that.
me: (completely stupefied) …
Boy #2: that is okay if you are. I want a deaf alien friend.
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