thanks-mom!

I wanted to try cosplaying as Stevonnie and couldn’t buy a wig, so I was going to use my own natural hair…

But I’m in such state I’m not taking care of my hair and need to cut it pretty short today. Still not sure how short it’ll be though. Need to be short enough to spend days not seeing a brush because that’s what I’m doing…

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Stephen Fry on American vs British Comedy 

I am who I am today because of British comedy.

When I was in middle school, those tearaway adidas track pants were all the rage. I went to private school (on the Richard and Emily Gilmore scholarship fund, which is a story for another day) so we had a strict dress code most of the year, but during exam week that’s all the kids were wearing.

This was right after my mom and my stepdad got married and my parents didn’t have nearly the kind of disposable income they have now, so my mom didn’t think this was a valid use of funds. Instead of the adidas tearaway pants, I ended up with Walmart knockoff tearaway pants. They even have three stripes down the side!

I say have because you better believe that literally 18 years later I still have those suckers, and I am wearing them as we speak. I bet those adidas pants are lining landfills somewhere right now.

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The Duke and Duchess of Värmland being cutie patooties with little children on their two day visit to Värmland. Sofia gets down to them and lets each smell a flower, included her husband, who was right behind her. Can this couple get any cuter?! ゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚

My mom, while trying to wish me good luck for tomorrow, got stuck in between “I have faith in you” and “I have no doubt you’ll do great." 

It came out, "I have no faith in you."