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We supposed to feel poor him and so on but everyone were just laughing their asses off bahahahahaahah Im sorry I laughed at this when I was drawing it too and then now Im laughing again 

anonymous asked:

Hello! Can I ask for an imagine with Del? Something cute and fluffy with a s/o that is short. Please and thank you! 💙

“Why are you laughing?” Despite the fact that you hadn’t said anything remotely funny Del as still doubled over in laughter. Sitting back in a huff you waited for him to go on whatever tangent he was about to run off on. 

“Why are you so mad?” He asked between wheezing.

“I’m not that short, I’m barely below average!” That set him off again. You rolled your eyes at him.

“You’re barely five foot how it that just below average?” 

“Ok first of all I’m 5′1 an-″

“That doesn’t make it any better!”

“Let me finish! Second of all you aren’t that tall yourself so I don’t see how you can say anything.”

“Oh low blow Y/N, low bow,” he retorted jokingly.

“Be honest, you wouldn’t look nearly as big if you weren’t levitating.” Del responded by clutching his chest, feigning offence.

“You know what it’s true what they say. Short people really are closer to hell.”

“NO ONE SAYS THAT!” By this point you were in a huff at this point and he could tell.  You could say it was a guilty pleasure of his to wind you up but he didn’t feel guilty about it.

“Hey babe, why do short people feel oppressed? They’re always overlooked!” Whilst he started cackling at the joke he had so obviously stolen from the internet you refused to say anything.

“Wait, no no, I’ve got another one. Why shouldn’t you hire short people as chefs? Because the steaks are too high!” That made you shoot him a death glare, which only made him laugh more. 

“Aww come on babes come give me a hug, I like to appreciate the little things!” Just as you were going to leave Russel walked by.

“Del you were 5′3 when we met, you can’t say nothing.” Right then you could have sworn that man was an angel in disguise. Turning back with shit eating grin on your face you cocked your eyebrows.

“Oh is that so?” That shut him up fast.

“Russ what the fuck man!”

“Oh it’s fine Del I’m not going to say anything. After all I wouldn’t want to stoop to your level.” The scowl on his face was priceless

anonymous asked:

hey! i really love your blog! i started off just being a casual fan (i could barely distinguish between the characters) but your blog helped me get sucked in. now i'm knee deep in love for the losers club. so thanks for that! i decided to make a sideblog since i love the movie so much, but i was wondering how you get ~noticed~ by the rest of the community. i really want to interact with the fandom, since everyone seems so nice! thank you for making me laugh and having an awesome blog :)

I’m so glad!!!!!! once again, my duty has been fulfilled; I converted a new soul
Don’t be shy to talk with people off anon, make original content and add replies on posts to be noticed by people! I can still make a small promo for your blog if this can help, of course
also; thank you my friend

country singer bitty accidentally writes a hit about nhl player jack

Based on this post about the inspiration for Dolly Parton’s Jolene, which is somehow even gayer than the song itself. Bless you, Dolly.

It had started out so innocently.

Bitty had been tired after hours of this meet n’ greet, and when that tall drink of water walked up to get his autograph, Bitty couldn’t help the words that tumbled out of his mouth.

“Gosh, well aren’t you the most handsome fella I’ve ever seen,” he said, reached for the outstretched CD–CD! Who even bought CDs anymore?–and readied his Sharpie. “What’s your name, hun?”

“Uh, Jack,” the man said, pretty eyes going wide. If he’d been more awake, Bitty might’ve felt bad for making a fan uncomfortable. But if this Jack really were a fan, then he certainly wouldn’t have a problem with another man complimenting him. And besides, he was handsome, with his wide shoulders and high cheekbones and eyes as blue as the summer sky.

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twitter,com/officialwith1d/status/905880142332952577 did you hear this?? Who even is this lady and why is she being interviewed 🤣

(x) dflkafjlskdajflks THAT AUDIO IS HILARIOUS pls.

For anyone who can’t listen, it’s some employee named Danika from a smoothie shop in LA who’s saying that Harry and “some girl” came in yesterday. She says Harry ordered “the nastiest tasting juice” which is made of “kale, celery, lemon, and coconut water” and he said it was delicious and then “his girlfriend” ordered some juice. The employee ran Harry’s credit card and it didn’t work because their credit card machine was down and when she tried to plug it in manually, it didn’t work, so then “his girlfriend” ended up paying and that’s how this employee claims to have found out that her name is “Camille Rowe” from the receipt. The employee then says “I don’t know who she is, I don’t know what she is, but they’re definitely dating. He like had his arm around her and everything.” The employee then asked her coworkers who Camille is and they said that she runs with Leonardo Dicaprio’s crew and how she used to come in with some other guy who’s a visual artist. She says Harry also came in this morning and got another “nasty-ass juice” and the employee said she was sweating and nervous because she’d never met a celebrity before and that Harry had a bag of cookies and offered her one, so she reached in and took it. And at the end of the audio, the employee says to research Camille Rowe lol.

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I hope for the sake of the children, parents explain that Kylo and Rey are enemies and nothing more if they dare to buy their child those disgusting FOD dolls. I don't think it's appropriate. I hope the sells does awful. Rey should had been packaged with Finn or at least Luke. Anakin was literally precontracted to marry Padme through the force just as Han and Leia, Luke and Mara was. Rey had no connection with Kylo. You know where the sexual attention was? It was between Finn and Rey.

for the sake of the children—

Oh man. This was hilarious from beginning to end. 10/10

Happy Birthday Percy Jackson
Thank you for being a flame in existing darkness.
Thank you for making me laugh and cry.
Thank you for somehow managing to be both the goofiest and most terrifying character in the world.
Thank you for teaching me ideas and concepts that no teacher on earth could make me understand

And to Uncle Rick:
For creating such a beautiful character and allowing us to know and explore more with every book, every page.

And of course— to Percabeth:
Happy Anniversary. You are by far the strongest most fearsome couple ever and for that I am grateful.