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EXO Reaction To Their Rich Girlfriend Trying To Buy Things For Them

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Anonymous said:

Could you do Exo react to when their gf is rich and she tries to buy expensive things for them?

Xiumin: I mean…Sure ok…But uh… I don’t need that… I hardly even have room for that love, uh…what am I supposed to be doing here? Oh you already got it? Oh ok….what to do…

Luhan: I just want to tell you that you do not have to buy me expensive things. I am the man here and I will pay for dates and everything. *slightly ironic gif but it works*

Kris: Why? I mean I can this stuff for myself. Oh, you’re getting it already. I don’t need a car…how do I ask her to stop worrying about it? I almost feel like she’s being a sugar mom…Oh that’s a nice thought Yifan. good luck getting that out of your head.

Suho: I am the rich one here. Stop this. No more. I am going to buy you expensive things, not the other way around. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Lay: Can I have this instead? It’s so cute and I can take it with me when I’m travelling away from you. And look at this face!

Baekhyun: Oh you got me that? Oh it’s so nice! Thank you! I really love it! I can put it with all the others! *let’s be honest he would use it to his advantage and use it to taunt the other guys about having a girlfriend while they don’t*

Chen: *let’s be honest again, chenchen would be working extra hard for everything he gets to repay you for it*

Chanyeol: why does she think I need also stuff for? I’m running out of room in my bed from the limited editions plushies…And it’s getting creepy…And I feel a little emasculated.

DO: No, no, no more stuff. I don’t need it. I’m good. I have enough of this stuff in the kitchen now. I don’t need another knife or pot set. We’re good. All good. No more stuff.

Tao: Yesss! Unlimited Gucci stuff for me!! Boo yah!!

Kai: Honestly, I am just here for chicken, nothing really fancy…

Sehun: Can I get bubble tea please? A lot of bubble tea? Lifetime supply of bubble tea? Can we work that out?

140315 Rice Cake Soup - Jin's Blog Post

2014 Rice Cake Soup

Firstly the ingredients are frozen dumplings,  1 packet of rice cakes, 1 packet of spicy rice cakes and 3 packets of beef bone soup

And some other ingredients

This year we’re poor so no meat

Firstly let’s soak the rice cakes in water

And we’re cooking the beef bone soup.

We don’t have anchovies to put in the broth, neither do we have meat, or the time so what is there to do other than this that only takes 3 minutes

Or at least that’s what is written hehe

The stew pot has gotten quite rusty.. 

Mom.. I’ll steal one of the good stew pots from home. I’m apologizing in advance.

Getting the cooking duration and amount right

While that’s cooking let’s break an egg

Now let’s start cooking for real

Throwing in 1 packet of frozen dumplings

There’s 30 dumplings in there

Next is to throw in the rice cakes that are swollen from soaking in water

This too is a 6-person serving

Right beside that, we’re starting to cook the Honey Rice Cakes

We’re using olive oil. Hweek-hweek 

Throwing in rice cakes swollen from soaking in water

They look like brothers in a good relationship

Adding peanuts, later we’ve to add honey and sesame seeds too.

Ah when water comes in contact with oil it might spurt so do be careful. I put it on low fire so it’s not spurting hoot

Both stirred in and cooked, sub standard-looking photos.

In the middle (of cooking) the beef bone soup wasn’t enough so I added more water, diced garlic, pepper and egg

The timing’s whenever you deem fit

Having completed it would look perfect with a bowl but since there’s no bowl - Fail..

But seriously why is this happening while we’re living here in the dorms

Why does the bowls disappear, spoons and chopsticks disappear, there’s no one who’d take it and go off with them (Namjoon ah I’m not being suspicious of you)

With that in mind, I end up with large brass bowls for practical use.

We’ll just eat with that used as substitutes

Visuals solo shot-☆

Now you kids ought to know better and do the dishes

That’s being considerate tok-tok

 

We ate rather senselessly so that’s omitted

Thankful to the members who ate it deliciously. Actually there are things I forgot and also couldn’t buy so I got my nice older brother to buy it for me..

Since its for 7 people the food costs are more extravagant than what I thought ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

It’s not like I just realised .. what ..

I hope you read this post and know it too hyung, next time I’ll definitely cook it for you to eat

with that said I still hope you’ll buy the ingredients haha

I’m joking ~heh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

List of Sponsorships

Stew pot sponsored by Mom 

Scoop sponsored by Mom 

Plates sponsored by Mom

Spoons sponsored by Mom 

Salt sponsored by Mom 

Honey sponsored by Mom

I’m here to rob everything after all

Mom I’m sorry. . I love you. . 

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anonymous asked:

Hey Viria, um, question! I'm a traditional artist, and I'm look in into going to try digital, but I don't have a computer, and my mom won't let me buy one. I've looked up online for a computerless tablet, and I found one for 80 dollars from Huion. Should I go for it? I have enough money, but I figure getting advice from a digital artist would be a smart thing to do! Thanks!

To be honest I have never tried such devices! So I’m not really sure…

It is has the pen and allows to download a nice program and has a good pressure and stuff I think it’s okay! But I’d seriously advice on trying drawing on one first, because I dont know if it allows anough precision.

Maybe if anyone from my followers tried they would have a word to say! 

Imagine... you’re buying Christmas gifts

I looked down at my list. Harry and I had gotten Christmas presents for my dad, his mom and dad, my brother, and his sister.

“Who else do we need to get gifts for?” Harry asked. I crossed all the names off the list.

“My mom,” I said, pursing my lips and looking back up at him.

“What do you think she would like?” He asked, tapping his foot, seemingly impatient. 

“I don’t know,” I shrugged, “We could always just look around for a little while until we see something promising.”

“Okay,” He said and we began walking past shops. We chatted until we realized we’d crossed nearly the entire mall and weren’t even looking for anything. We were too caught up in our conversation on whether Santa is real or not and him teasing me for thinking he is. Santa is real (I have proof). Harry stopped abruptly and I turned to him, confused.

“What?” I asked.

“Did you see any shops, or should we go get lunch now?” He asked and I rolled my eyes, looking around the area we were in. We were right near Teavana, Hollister, Macy’s, CVS, and…

“That sex shop,” Harry laughed, “I’ve been in there before. Fun place.”

“Shut up, Styles. You’re so immature,” I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms waiting for him to get bored and ask to leave again. He didn’t. His head whipped back to me and he had a mischievous glint in his eye.

“You ever been in a sex shop before?” He asked.

“No, and I don’t intend on going in one today… or tomorrow… or ever,” I said, “We should get something at Teavana… she likes tea—”

Harry interrupted, “Can we stop in pleasures of the heart first?” He begged like a little boy and I glared at him.

“The only fucking thing you want these days…” I cursed under my breath, walking towards him and pushing him lightly toward the store, “I swear to god all you think about is sex.” Harry heard me the entire time and he was smiling smugly to himself. 

The atmosphere was quite inviting, actually. The lights were rather dimmed and gave off a warm light. Of course, the stacks of dildos on the walls took away from the romantic vibe they had going on. A lady who seemed to be in her thirties walked in front of us before we could even move farther into the store.

“How can I help you?” She asked, smiling brightly. It seemed like they didn’t have very much business since we had her full attention and there was only one other person in the store who seemed rather sketchy.

“Oh, we’re just browsing…” I said and Harry stared off aimlessly at the goodies on the shelves.

“Are you looking for a dildo?” She asked, “A vibrator?”

I was about to say no, when I decided I would have a little fun with it and play along. This caught Harry’s attention. “Yeah, actually. My boyfriend and I are looking for a vibrator,” I said, grabbing his hand so he was stood next to me. He gave me a funny look and then a knowing smile and we nodded at each other. “Right, babe?” I squeezed his hand and he grunted yes.

Harry and I weren’t dating. He’d been a close friend since we were twelve we knew basically everything about each other. We could joke and tease one another without getting offended and we could go in detail about every sexual experience we’d ever had without a second of it being awkward. He was my best friend. There was a tiny bit more, of course, because how could there not be? He’s gorgeous.

Still holding his hand tightly, I leaned in closer to the woman but didn’t lower the volume of my voice so I knew Harry could still hear me. “Harry, here, hasn’t got much luck in the lower register. We’re looking for something big.”

“Hey!” I heard him protest from behind me. I looked back and he glared at me. I winked at him and he just shook his head.

“Alright,” She giggled and led us to the back room where they had the vibrators and we looked for a couple of minutes, making fun of some of the things on the walls, many of them truly resembling dicks. Harry even found a pair of fake boobs that he begged me to buy him for his Christmas present, but I didn’t hesitate to refuse because I was using my credit card and my mom sees everything that I buy on that credit card.

“Have you had enough?” I chuckled, starting to walk to the exit.

We thanked the store clerk and left the shop, walking down to a nice restaurant down the road from the mall.

The waiter sat us down at a table in the middle of the restaurant and we ordered. I ordered the tomato soup and he ordered a BLT. Right after the waiter took our menus, I stood up and spoke, “I have to go to the bathroom.” Harry was looking down at my phone when I said it and he took a second to glance up at me. He nodded before I left. There was a short line to the bathroom so I stood there for a couple of minutes since it was a one-toilet bathroom.
Finally, it was my turn to go into the bathroom but right before I opened the door, someone grabbed my hand and pulled me back so I was pressed up against a wall. The lighting was dim but I could see Harry’s outline very near to my face. He had his hand pressed up against the wall next to my head so I couldn’t move. He made it clear to me that I should have no intention of going anywhere.

“What are you doing?” I whispered while his torso moved closer to mine.
“Do you really think I’m small?” He asked, “Babe?” Mocking me for what I called him in the store. I wasn’t bothered.

I smirked at him and I didn’t say anything. I just crossed my arms. His features became clearer to me and I could see that he looked serious. I enjoyed teasing him so much to the point where he got frustrated and felt like he had to prove himself right.

“Well I’d like to prove it to you…” He began in a deep, hushed voice, taking in a deep breath, “That I fuck harder than you can imagine.”

My heart started beating really fast as his words immediately turned me on. I bit my lip and didn’t say anything. We stood there a second, looking into each other’s eyes and then lips. Harry suddenly crashed his lips against mine and pressed his frame fully against mine and I could already feel him hardening in his pants. He brought both hands down to my hips and pushed them against his, making me grind against him while he moaned into the kiss. His hands roamed my thighs and I started to get wet as he reached the place I needed him most.

I broke the kiss quickly, looking around to see if anybody had been watching us and when I saw that the coast was clear, I pushed him into the bathroom, where the lights were dimmed, just like the store. There was a shelf on one of the walls and a sink to the left of the door.

He pressed me against a wall again and continued our kiss. He bit my bottom lip slowly and lightly while his hand slowly rubbed me through my leggings. I breathed heavily as he continued to do so. He swiped his tongue against my bottom lip, asking for entrance and I let him in, our tongues fighting for dominance. I brought my hand down to his crotch, feeling him tighten through his jeans. He was most certainly not small. I never believed he was, to be honest. I couldn’t lie; I had looked a couple of times when he was sitting in his boxers on the couch, watching movies with me or when he got out of the shower and he had his towel wrapped around his hips. He should definitely be proud.

I slowly and teasingly unbuttoned his jeans and simply brought my hands back up, dragging them along his stomach and up to his shoulders where I rested my arms to tangle my fingers in his hair. I could feel the frustration in his kiss as he breathed more heavily. I tugged at the bottom of his shirt, messaging for him to take it of and he happily obliged, revealing his rather large collection of tattoos that I’d always found incredibly hot. I pecked his lips once more and left a trail of wet kisses down his jaw. I sucked the sweet spots on his neck, leaving a few love bites that would last quite a while, but he didn’t seem to mind at all. I dragged my lips all the way down to his jeans, where the zipper was undone. I pulled his jeans down slowly and he eagerly kicked them off, the only thing left on him his boxer briefs. He was already extremely hard and I could see the outline through his underwear. Slowly, I kissed his shaft through the fabric, my mouth leaving a wet spot on his underwear. He looked down at me desperately while I licked a stripe up his shaft until I reached the tip. I felt him tangle his hands in my hair while I swirled my tongue around the head, feeling it getting even harder.

Tauntingly, I pulled his underwear down to his ankles and his cock sprung out proudly. It was probably the largest one I’d ever seen and I was mildly afraid I wasn’t going to fit it in my mouth. I looked up at him and he smirked at me. I began slowly, still teasing him and bobbing my head, only getting past the tip. All of a sudden, though, took as much of him in my mouth as I could and I heard a moan above me while his hand tugged at my hair lightly. I bobbed my head quickly, using my hand to cover the part of his length that I could reach with my mouth. His moans became louder and louder until he groaned, “Oh my god, Y/N, I’m going to cum…” and I immediately stopped, standing and pulling my pants and thong down to my feet, kicking them off and pulling him back up against me. This time, he more violently pressed me against the wall and sucked hard on the skin right below the curve of my jaw and I gasped loudly, feeling a tightness building up in my stomach. Harry’s hands roamed my thighs but wouldn’t touch me quite where I needed him most.

“Please don’t tease,” I whispered while he looked down and smirked at me. He slowly got onto his knees and hitched my leg over his shoulder. I placed my hand on the sink next to me for balance while I looked down at him. Still making eye contact, he kissed the inside of my thighs, sucking hard on the skin, making me sure he would leave a mark.

“Oh, fuck,” I murmured under my breath but I knew he heard me. He placed kisses on both thighs and then on my clit, instantly sending shivers up my spine. He began to lick and suck on my clitoris, my body completely becoming overwhelmed with pleasure. His tongue teased my entrance, licking me up and down. Harry suddenly entered one finger into me, pumping it in and out, curving his finger up to hit the right places. Damn, he was good. I gasped loudly as he pushed another finger in, his lips meeting my clitoris again, his tongue pressing against it at a quick rhythm. He began to pump faster and faster until he bit my clit lightly, sending me completely over the edge as I released all over his fingers.

Harry bent down to grab his jeans and I saw him fiddle with the pockets until he pulled out a small package.

“Where did you get the condom?” I asked.

“Stole it from the store…” He replied smoothly and we both chuckled quietly.
I took the condom from his hands and rolled it on, looking at his face to see his eyebrows furrowing and his eyes clenching. He was so incredibly hard that he was oozing pre-cum. 

“Fuck me,” I said against his lips, one knee bent and my foot up on the sink so he had full access. Harry positioned himself at my entrance and moved his shaft against my folds, teasing me. He entered me with his tip and looked back at my eyes.

“Do you want me?” He whispered.

I bit my lip and nodded.

“Say it out loud.”

“I want you. I fucking want you,” I growled and he pushed himself in completely, immediately beginning to thrust into me quickly. Harry grabbed the small of my back and helped me arch it so he could have more access and he began to hit the right spot over and over again, waves of pleasure flowing through my body as he pounded into me harder and harder. I could feel him becoming sloppier, clearly reaching his high when I pushed him off, quickly pushing him down on his back so I was positioned over him. I stared at his expression as I sunk down on him, my hips grinding against his. He shut his eyes tightly as I pressed my hands against his chest. Harry placed his hands on my hips, guiding me. I started to bounce up and down on his cock, watching the muscles in his stomach contract and his mouth moaning strings of curse words mixed with my name. I couldn’t contain my moans, either. The room was a mess of moans and euphoria, no doubt, this experience being the best I’d ever had.

“Oh, fuck!” Harry gasped, “I’m gonna cum!” He arched his back while he filled up the condom inside of me, biting his lip hard. After he was finished completely, Harry flipped me over so I was lying on the carpeted part of the floor of the fancy bathroom and mercilessly pounded into me as hard and as quickly as he could, hitting my G spot every single time. I felt my orgasm build up in my stomach quickly while he dipped his head down to kiss my neck. I moaned loudly as I raked my nails against his back without hesitation and while I reached my high, I dug them into his skin, bucking my hips upward and screaming out his name. Harry fell down on the floor next to me, snaking his arm around my shoulder and pulling me into him. I nuzzled my face in his neck, which I’d done so many times before but it really seemed that it meant nothing much to either of us.

Both of us were still panting and he played with a few strands of my hair gently, his breathing calming down. He kissed me on the forehead and I closed my eyes, getting lost in the moment.

“Well fuck,” I muttered and we both laughed breathily. “I hope that’s not the last time this happens.”

anonymous asked:

"I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting" Prompt for Solangelo?

((Heads up, there are a few mentions of drinking in this))

For an introvert, Nico actually didn’t mind the one night a month Jason dragged him to the gay bar. It was fun to go out and get stupid drunk every once and while.

Because it was so every once and a while, Nico had a tendency to get a little too drunk. He was use to drinking mainly wine on his own, so when he was drinking anything else his small and thin body didn’t know what to do about it. Which resulted in Nico doing something he would regret deeply in the morning.

He went over to Jason and had the great idea to slap his ass to try and get his attention. And the person he ended up slapping on the ass, in his defense, looked a lot like Jason from the back.

The face was different though. And was looking pretty shocked and surprised.

“Whoa!”

“Oh my god!”

“How are you?”

“You’re not Jason!”

“No, I’m Will. Is this how you meet people?”

“No, I … I thought you were someone else. Sorry, I’ll leave you alone now.”

“Oh come on, you’re not even going to buy me a drink?”

“I guess that’s fair, although next time I’ll try and buy you dinner before doing something like this.”

“Sounds like a date. Do you have a name, mysterious ass slapper?”

“Nico.”

“Nico, nice name.”

“Thanks, my mom picked it out for me.”

Will laughed. Nico bought him his drink, and said, “I guess I’ll see you around.”

“Hey, I bar tend here Saturdays, if you ever want to come in again. Although, I’d prefer if you didn’t hit me.”

“Not into that kind of thing?” Some small part of Nico’s brain was yelling at him to stop talking. Amazingly enough, Nico was able to listen.

“Depends on the day. Maybe you’ll get lucky, I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing.” The flush on Nico’s face from the drinking only deepened. He hoped Will didn’t notice in the dark lighting. “You totally are. Why don’t you come back tomorrow, if you aren’t too hung over, and I’ll give you my best drink on the house.”

Nico thought about the offer in a haze, hoping he’d remember it tomorrow. “Ok.” 

“I hope I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“I think you will.”

In fact, Nico did see Will the next day. When he woke up thinking that he went to bed with Jason, until the blond turned around.