thanks laura for the idea!

slkjfskl so after drawing Carmilla with short hair I started drawing Laura with a sidecut (thanks for fueling the idea @your-reference-here) and now I want to make this into a series where I draw all the characters with alternate hairstyles. Laf with a mullet. Perry with a mohawk. Kirsch in french braids. The possibilities are endless. 

theytookmywingsaway  asked:

Hello, it's me again! First of all, I wanted to tell you that I really like the blurb you wrote as an answer to my request. It was definitely the thing I had in mind, thanks for writing it :) Also, I'd love if you could write some more, if you're in the mood of course! I'd love to read a story about Y/N having a problem, but being very quiet about it, and Harry trying to get it out of her. Think you're up for it? :)

Hello again! Sorry this took so long, love. I hope you like it. It’s not smutty, just sweet. But serious too. Please forgive me for any typos. It’s late, and I’ve been awake almost 24 hours now lol. Thanks to my friend Laura for help with the idea! xo

***

“Everything okay?” your best friend calls from the other side of the stall door.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” you say, staring at your underwear.

“You’ve been in there a while,” she comments, sounding concerned.

A while. You count back the number of days in your head again, and double check on the app. Yep, you’d say it’s been a while.

“Sorry, I’m coming,” you call back as you pull up your pants. You flush and emerge from the stall, holding your phone in your hand.

“Ugh,” you friend sighs, exasperated. “Don’t tell me you were reading something on your phone again. You’ve been doing that a lot lately.”

“Sorry,” you say again.

You are perfectly fine with your friend thinking that’s what you’ve been doing. Even though she’s been your best friend for as long as you can remember, and you’ve shared some of your deepest, darkest secrets, you’re still hesitant to tell her the truth this time. Until you know for sure.

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Carmilla And Laura Living Together: A Concept

They put an offer in on a small house close to the city but the real-estate agent takes them to see an old dilapidated country pile way out near the backwoods that is practically collapsing in on itself.

Laura fall in love with the big mess and Carmilla rolls her eyes because there is no way they’re buying this place.

The house is so cheap because it may be haunted and Carmilla wants to nope the fuck out of there before Laura gets any big ideas.

“Thanks but no thanks, we’re not buying this murder house.”

“Carm, please, can we think about it?”

“Damn it how about no moRE CREEPY HOUSES JUST FOR ONCE?!”

Carmilla caves and they move into the murder house and start fixing it up.

Carmilla can’t help grinning every time she sees her tiny gay wife decorating the kitchen in just a t-shirt with a smudge of white paint on her butt.

The house is definitely haunted but Laura doesn’t mind because the 17th century scullery maids that died of smallpox teach her old-timey recipes that Carm might remember from before she was raised by her mother.

“Creampuff, is that pigeon pie with eel jelly I smell baking?”

Laura settles for a PB&J instead whilst Carmilla dives head first into a slice of misery.

Laura running upstairs with excitement the first time they get a letter that’s addressed to Mrs and Mrs Karnstein and jumps straight in Carmilla’s lap so they can open it together.

Laura rolling her eyes every time Carmilla skips off to the front door in glee to talk to Jehovahs Witnesses just so she can freak them out with their innate gayness.

Carmilla takes back every bad thing she’s ever said about the house when Christmas comes around because it makes Laura so happy decorating the gigantic Christmas tree and hanging mistletoe.

Both of them playing little games of hide and seek that always end with clothes getting ripped off… it doesn’t take long for Carm to realise it’s Laura’s strategic way of christening every room in their house.

Carmilla always falling asleep being the big spoon and waking up the little spoon instead because she rolls away in her sleep and Laura rolls over to cling to her back to stay warm during chilly nights.

anonymous asked:

Ok so I have scoured various blogs and I have yet to find any great power bottom!Derek fics, or just bottom Derek in general. I don't have a ship preference, I just really love power bottom!Derek. I also love your blog, seriously you guys are great! Keep up the good work :)

I do like me some bottom!Derek. Sometimes you have to switch it up or the relationship becomes monotonous. (I’m of course talking about the relationship between myself and ao3. It is a complicated but deep abiding love.) And here’s our tag. - Anastasia

Originally posted by hashtagmanass

Bogarted by HalfFizzbin

(1/1 I  3,126 I Mature I Sterek I Truth Serum)

Alternate Title: “Dick Failwolf, Private Eye.”

(Or, Derek’s hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)

Alpha Complex by Hatteress

(1/1 I  3,354 I Explicit I Sterek I PWP)

“Hold still,” Stiles says, hand clamping down on the back of Derek’s neck to keep him from turning and it’s laughable, really – the thought that that would be enough to hold him. Except it is. Because Stiles’ fingers are gripping the nape of Derek’s neck, pressure sure and hard and Derek- Derek can’t fucking breathe.

Muffins As A Declaration Of Intent by JenNova

(1/1 I 3,731 I Explicit I Sterek)

“Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek’s right.

“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”

Bonding Rites by Rabid1st

(2/2 I  15,101 I Explicit I Sterek I Rituals)

Set a year or so in the future, Stiles is about to turn eighteen and is training to be an Emissary. He’s learned that there are certain rituals he might need to perform in order to be bonded to his pack. To his surprise, Derek Hale agrees to help with his bonding rites. Panic and hilarity and some explicit sexy times ensue. This fic does have some plot twists and angst, but it is primarily fun. Part one is lighter. Part two is not so much kinky, as far ranging in consensual adult behavior.

(I forgot) the key to your heart by lazarusthefirst

(1/1 I 15.590 I Explicit I Sterek I College AU)

Stiles forgets his room key a lot, and Derek lives right down the hall. Unfortunately, they may or may not have met before, and Stiles may or may not have forgotten the entire thing due to alcohol and poor life decisions (but mostly alcohol)

(I Ain’t Scared of the Fall) I’ve Felt the Ground Before by planiforidjit

(17/19 I 39,801 I Explicit I Sterek I High School AU)

“You know what the solution is,” she says.

“What’s the solution?”

“You get a mate.”

“Thank you for that, Laura. I’ll file it away with the other idiotic ideas I’ve already tried.”

Derek is sick of being treated like he’s property and he’s sick of his family pressuring him to find a mate. So the obvious solution is to fake a relationship with Stiles Stilinski, the annoying lacrosse player and alpha that Derek may or may not be pining over anyway.

our lives are changing lanes by grimm 

(1/1 I 47,537 I Explicit I Sterek I Deputy!Stiles)

There’s a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn’t really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude’s got kids hanging all over him; one’s on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There’s a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he’s got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles’ mouth drops open.

“How many of those kids did you kidnap?” he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.

The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, “You think I’d subject myself to this on purpose?”

“Oooh,” says one of the kids hanging off his arm. “I’m telling Mom.”

Cornerstone by Vendelin

(6/6 I  83,738 I Explicit I Sterek I Blind!Stiles)

Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.

No Homo by RemainNameless

(11/11 I 84,064 I Explicit I Sterek I College AU)

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

Dating Backwards by RemainNameless

(7/7 I  85,826 I Explicit I Sterek I Porn Star AU)

Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That’s not going to change after they meet. It’s really not.
(It might.)

anonymous asked:

Hey, I saw ur post "how to tell if an ENTP liked you" and wondered if u made any more for the other types? Thanks :)

So far, I have done the following:

And I have requests for:

  • INFJ
  • ESFJ
  • ENFJ
  • ISTP
  • ESTP
  • ISFP

I think I should do a masterpost with all the links… Thanks for the idea and for asking :)

-Laura

hystereksekai  asked:

Hello there! I was wondering if you could pretty pretty please update the Oblivious Derek tag? Thank you so so much!!

:)

Five Times the Pack Made Fun of Derek’s Choice in Music and One Time They Let It Go by Uzumi (1/1 | 6,324 | PG13)

The pack finds out what music Derek listens to during his workout and decide that they need to use this knowledge to embarrass him as much as humanely possible. By singing to him.

HumanMate.Com by KaliopeShipsIt (3/3 | 23,631 | PG13)

Peter cons Stiles into believing he knocked up Derek.

Stiles decides to man up.

Derek is increasingly confused.

A High School AU

Subtle Courting by addictedtofics (1/1 | 1,446 | NR)

Prompt: Stiles (very subtly) courting Derek and Derek only realizing what he’s doing when someone else points it out for him.

(I Ain’t Scared of the Fall) I’ve Felt the Ground Before by planiforidjit (12/18 | 27,693 | NC17)

“You know what the solution is,” she says.

“What’s the solution?”

“You get a mate.”

“Thank you for that, Laura. I’ll file it away with the other idiotic ideas I’ve already tried.”

Derek is sick of being treated like he’s property and he’s sick of his family pressuring him to find a mate. So the obvious solution is to fake a relationship with Stiles Stilinski, the annoying lacrosse player and alpha that Derek may or may not be pining over anyway.

Old School Style Tattoos by LuneFaitLaFolie (3/3 | 5,206 | NR)

Stiles thinks it’s indigestion.

It’s not. No, he just happens to be one of the rare few supernatural creatures with a soul mate, and he just got his soul mate mark, aka, a tattoo. On his sternum. Safe to say it hurt.

Oh yeah, surprise! He’s also an Earth Mage, whatever the hell that means.

He also just adopted a kitten? Because it’s his familiar? Because this week hasn’t been weird enough already.

Oh and to make it worse, his soul mate? Yeah the person that he’s destined to be with, isn’t Derek.

Right..?

Anyways, he’s had a pretty shit week.

Turns out Derek has too.

somanyamazeballs  asked:

I loooove your blog!! I see that you do sterek ficrecs, could you show some fake/pretend relationship ones?? I love them so much but can't seem to find anymore..

well i went on ao3 and looked up some of the newest fake/pretend relationship fics. and then i went back to very beginning to find a few as well. surprisingly when i sorted by the Fake/Pretend Relationship tag there were only 336 fics which was a lot less than i was expecting. anyway hopefully there’s something in here that you haven’t read (or want to re-read but had lost). 

Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire

Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

Or even know who Derek was.

But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!

Go Along With It

“Hi, so my ex-boyfriend just walked into the bar and I don’t want to look like a pathetic loser who hasn’t moved on yet, so, would you pretend to be my boyfriend for me? For like 5 minutes?”

All he gets in response is some angry looking eyebrows and a terse growled out “No” as Adonis walks away back to his table.

(I Ain’t Scared of the Fall) I’ve Felt the Ground Before

"You know what the solution is,” she says.

“What’s the solution?”

“You get a mate.”

“Thank you for that, Laura. I’ll file it away with the other idiotic ideas I’ve already tried.”

Derek is sick of being treated like he’s property and he’s sick of his family pressuring him to find a mate. So the obvious solution is to fake a relationship with Stiles Stilinski, the annoying lacrosse player and alpha that Derek may or may not be pining over anyway.

well it goes like this

Somehow Derek and Stiles have ended up close enough that Laura is able to stand between them and clap a hand each of their shoulders.

“Look happy, boys. Don’t you know you’re in love?” Laura teases.

Stiles rips himself away and is out of the room before Derek can even wrap his head around any of this.

Or: the one where Derek is a prince and Stiles is the one night stand who he has to pretend to date.

In a Straight Line Down

“So you want to go to Prom with me just so you can get a plastic crown and a fifty dollar gift card to Outback Steakhouse.”

Stiles sets his jaw. He wants to go to prom with Derek because he wants to go to prom with Derek. But, of course, he’s stubborn and prideful and can’t admit to Derek how it’s barely been twelve hours since they officially broke up and he’s already barely handling it as it is, so he just raises his chin in the air and says, “yes.”

Happiness is Effortless

Derek just wanted an excuse to run out on his date. A very public fight with the fiance he didn’t know he had is not exactly what he was expecting, but he’ll take it.

Whatever Works

The problem with having your soulmate’s first words to you tattooed on your arm is knowing your whole life that you’re fated to be with a jerk. It’s enough to make Stiles want to date other people … which is how he winds up dating his soulmate’s nephew.

Operation: Chick Flick

Stiles knows agreeing to be Derek’s fake date for Cora’s wedding is the stupidest thing he’s ever done, but it’s a little difficult to say no to the man he’s been in love with for seven years.

Before You Let Me Throw This All Away

Derek just wanted Laura to leave him alone about dating. Not come to California to meet his fake boyfriend. So Derek goes to the one person he knows he can count on: Stiles.

OR

Stiles and Derek pretend to be a couple and somewhere along the way they realize they actually should be a couple.

Heartbreak is the National Anthem!

This could turn out even worse than either of them could ever imagine, but at this point, every thing is a game to Stiles. He’s learned how to play his cards exactly right and get what he wants out of every single situation, maybe not always in his best interest, but scamming alphas out of their money and time is fun.

He scratches at the back of his head, takes a second to adjust his shirt, moving away from the railing he’d been leaning up against, and gives Derek a firm glare. Pointing one finger directly into his face and trying to fight off the smirk, he says, “just don’t go falling in love with me while you’re at it.”

Derek sneers. “I’ll pray for the strength to not succumb to your wiles.”

“Oh, that’s what they all say.“

Fake It ‘Til You Make It

“Scott,” he sighs and tries to find a way to explain it better, “the only things people who go to their high school reunion care about are if someone got rich or someone got married.

Sidequest

Agent Derek Hale has been working up the courage to ask his partner Stiles out on a date (finally!) when he heads out on a solo mission—without Derek. Eager to provide support, Derek arrives in Beacon Hills, only there is no mission, and Stiles’ dad thinks Derek is Stiles’ boyfriend.
Well. It could be worse.

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fandomscum  asked:

Alpha!Stiles fics? (Preferably completed.)

I love your username, @fandomscum! Here’s a list. All completed. - Anastasia

Originally posted by bilesandthesourwolf

Not Exactly Normal by tylerfucklin (orphan_account)

(1/1 I 4,081 I Teen I Sterek)

This wasn’t exactly what they had planned for.

The Secret in His Eyes by cywscross

(1/1 I 5,901 I Teen I Steter)

In the chaotic mess with the Alpha Pack, nobody realizes Stiles was bitten. Even if they did, Stiles doubts anything would have changed.

That’s alright. After Scott lets Deucalion go, Stiles simply lies in wait for the so-called Demon Wolf at the edge of town, and in the dark of night, a wolfsbane bullet puts the werewolf down, and as Deucalion draws his last breath, Stiles’ eyes flare a bright blood red.

The Alpha to My Alpha by CupcakeGirlA

(11 I 10,706 I Teen I Sterek)

“Derek will kill you. He’ll tear you limb from limb!” Stiles says, scrambling away from him. The Alpha ambles closer.

“No, I don’t think he will,” the Alpha says. “I mean aside from killing a couple of hikers in his territory and doing him this favor, I haven’t really done anything to Hale. Once I’m gone he’ll probably be happy with the gift I’ve left for him.”

Why do you care? by jamesm97

(34/34 I 31,609 I Mature I Steter)

The Alpha pack go after the weak link to the pack Stiles, Stiles means the world to everyone in the pack especially Derek his boyfriend. After they cause the destruction they leave.

When Stiles is hurt and dumped on the door step of Deaton’s surgery beaten and bitten by the Alphas.

Stiles becomes a powerful Alpha after being trained in the ways of wolf and hunter he is put in charge of his own pack, Can he Cora and the Argent’s, Kill the Alpha pack and save LAURA AND TALIA!!!.

They aren’t dead just captured.

Nothing Stays The Same by BigBadLittleRed

(14/14 I 35,570 I Teen I Sterek)

There had been a tremendous amount of stress, emotional and physical tolls pressing down on all of them. There had been death, pain, sadness. Many things pushed him to act, certain moments that told him it was time to make a move.

So he left with a note to his dad and two bags of stuff before getting on a bus. Beacon Hills turned into a distant memory behind him as the bus drove through the night. No matter how much guilt he felt, there was a fire in his chest that told him he was doing the right thing for himself.

That was three years ago, and now he’s back. Armed with victory scars, a new outlook on life, and a new list of priorities.

Number 1: Derek
Number 2: Himself

He’s only here for a favor, that’s it. He needs to do his job, and get the hell out.

(I Ain’t Scared of the Fall) I’ve Felt the Ground Before by planiforidjit

(18/18 I 41,055 I Explicit I Sterek)

“You know what the solution is,” she says.

“What’s the solution?”

“You get a mate.”

“Thank you for that, Laura. I’ll file it away with the other idiotic ideas I’ve already tried.”

Derek is sick of being treated like he’s property and he’s sick of his family pressuring him to find a mate. So the obvious solution is to fake a relationship with Stiles Stilinski, the annoying lacrosse player and alpha that Derek may or may not be pining over anyway.

And I Thought I Had Problems by zosofi

(1/1 I 60,172 I Explicit I Sterek)

Werewolf!Stiles deals with nefarious soul-sucking witch spells, Scott’s inability to be a fully functioning adult, Danny’s incessant need to make everything about sex, and finding out that his mate is Derek Hale. Tuesdays suck.

here comes trouble by grimm

(4/4 I 105,834 I Explicit I Sterek)

All Derek wants is one day where he can sleep without worry of being woken by gunfire, without the threat of death hanging over his head. He wants a full stomach and no pain clinging to his bones, no ache in his feet from months of running. He wants a shower, a safe place to put his head. He wants his family, the healing comfort of pack. He’ll never have any of that again.

The Alpha Pair by ShiningOmicron

(35/35 I 117,852 I Mature I Sterek)

Stiles just couldn’t take it anymore. His once peaceful town had turned into a mess of discord and chaos. Someone needed to do something, someone had to bring order to the steadily growing turmoil in Beacon Hills. Stiles is sad to say it might just be him.

anonymous asked:

hello! I love ur blog so much ❤️❤️❤️ could you rec some fake boyfriend sterek fics w endgame sterek? thanks so much!

I’m throwing the fic that got me into the whole “fake boyfriends” trope in the first place.  :D  So thrilled you’re liking the blog bb, hope you enjoy these!  -Emmy

Originally posted by exactlydangeroustragedy

Before You Let Me Throw This All Away by hardbackheart 

(5,437 I Teen I Complete)

Derek just wanted Laura to leave him alone about dating. Not come to California to meet his fake boyfriend. So Derek goes to the one person he knows he can count on: Stiles.

OR

Stiles and Derek pretend to be a couple and somewhere along the way they realize they actually should be a couple.

Into You by Anonymous     

(6,745 I General I Complete)

In a world full of werewolves, werewolf and human romantic relationships are frowned upon. Stiles doesn’t give a damn what people think, and Derek, an unmated alpha, just wants people to stop trying to court him.

Inspired by Ariana Grande’s Into You

Every Morning by Emela 

(10,943 I Explicit I Complete)

 Derek never asked for a research assistant. The ad supposedly placed by him for one is a practical joke of Laura’s when he is writing his first novel.

 'Erotic writer needs assistant to research sex blogs, watch porn (because there is only so much masturbation a guy can do every day) and interview people willing to discuss what turns them on.’

 He is going to kill her. He really, truly plans on killing her. First of all, he isn’t going to pay someone to do what he can do himself for free. Secondly, he isn’t going to pay someone to masturbate to porn in his own home, and third-

Third is lost when Stiles Stilinski shows up at his door.

OR

The one where Stiles needs a fake boyfriend to take to his high-school reunion and Derek…is so screwed.

Stop By and Have Some Pie by gabby227 

(11,183 I Explicit I Complete)

Derek was done dating.  After several bad relationships, he adamantly told his family that he was not interested in dating anymore, and besides that, he hasn’t even met anyone that has caught his eye, thank you very much.

And then he meets Stiles Stilinski.

Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire by MereLoup 

(14,430 I General I Complete)

Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

Or even know who Derek was.

But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!

Last Night’s Dress (Tiptoe Out Of This Mess) by hito *my fav!!!

(16,730 I Mature I Complete)

Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.

TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in? 

There Will Be Love by Sarcastictilltheend

(22,874 I Not Rated I Complete)

Stiles and Derek hate each other, but when a stupid game gets them together, it seems as if they can’t control themselves.
A One Night Stand turns into something more and soon they find themselves pretending to be together.
What happens when feelings gets involved, and a lot of misunderstandings take place?
With a bit of help from their friends, will they eventually find their way?

- You drive me insane. That’s why I think I love you-

Do Me The Honor (Of This Favor) by Peasantaries 

(31,221 I Explicit I Complete)

Based on the 2009 movie, “The Proposal.”

Derek is a hotshot businessman, Stiles is his cranky assistant, complications arise, and they fall in love. Mostly all in that order.

 "We are, getting married.“
All three men at the desk blink.
Stiles frowns, “Who’s getting - ”
“Me and Stiles are getting married.” He says forcefully.

In a Straight Line Down by standinginanicedress 

(40,315 I Teen I Complete)

“So you want to go to Prom with me just so you can get a plastic crown and a fifty dollar gift card to Outback Steakhouse.”

Stiles sets his jaw. He wants to go to prom with Derek because he wants to go to prom with Derek. But, of course, he’s stubborn and prideful and can’t admit to Derek how it’s barely been twelve hours since they officially broke up and he’s already barely handling it as it is, so he just raises his chin in the air and says, “yes.”

(I Ain’t Scared Of The Fall) I’ve Felt The Ground Before by planiforidjit 

(41,055 I Explicit I Complete)

“You know what the solution is,” she says.

“What’s the solution?”

“You get a mate.”

“Thank you for that, Laura. I’ll file it away with the other idiotic ideas I’ve already tried.”

Derek is sick of being treated like he’s property and he’s sick of his family pressuring him to find a mate. So the obvious solution is to fake a relationship with Stiles Stilinski, the annoying lacrosse player and alpha that Derek may or may not be pining over anyway.

Well it Goes Like This by maybehonestly 

(41,112 I Mature I Complete)

Somehow Derek and Stiles have ended up close enough that Laura is able to stand between them and clap a hand each of their shoulders.

“Look happy, boys. Don’t you know you’re in love?” Laura teases.

Stiles rips himself away and is out of the room before Derek can even wrap his head around any of this.

Or: the one where Derek is a prince and Stiles is the one night stand who he has to pretend to date.

‘Till You Make It by standinginanicedress 

(46,088 I Mature I Complete)

“I’m saying – let’s fake it.”

Derek blinks at him. Hard. Stiles never knew that someone could physically make a blink look hard, but there Derek goes, slamming his lids together like he’s fucking exercising them. “Fake it.”

“Pretend, dumbass,” he backhands Derek lightly on his upper arm. “Pretend like we’re doing as well as our parents want us to and then they’ll be off our backs, right?”

“We don’t have to pretend anything, Stiles,” Derek says evenly, in a tone that suggests he’d much rather be yelling. “We’re literally soulmates.”

“That’s the beauty of it! It’s going to be so fucking easy. I can’t believe we never thought of this before,” he runs his hands through his hair and shakes his head in amazement, grinning from ear to ear. “Holy shit. I can’t believe I just solved all our problems for us, man.”

Heartbreak is the National Anthem!  by standinginanicedress 

(46,654 I Explicit I Complete)

This could turn out even worse than either of them could ever imagine, but at this point, every thing is a game to Stiles. He’s learned how to play his cards exactly right and get what he wants out of every single situation, maybe not always in his best interest, but scamming alphas out of their money and time is fun.

He scratches at the back of his head, takes a second to adjust his shirt, moving away from the railing he’d been leaning up against, and gives Derek a firm glare. Pointing one finger directly into his face and trying to fight off the smirk, he says, “just don’t go falling in love with me while you’re at it.”

Derek sneers. “I’ll pray for the strength to not succumb to your wiles.”

“Oh, that’s what they all say.“

I Breathe Disaster by TamzStripped 

(84,946 I Explicit I Complete)

"No. I’m not doing it. You can’t make me, Scott.”

“Don’t be such a wuss. You don’t want to die, do you? This is the only way to keep you safe from the Alpha pack.”

“Why not Danny? He’s actually gay, kind of adorable, and doesn’t look at me like he wants to shut me up…with his teeth.” Stiles threw his arms out in front of him, Scott shook his head for the thousandth time. “Why not?”

or

How Stiles went from hating Derek, to wanting to cuddle him, to hating him again, to kissing his boo-boo’s, to waxing poetic, then finally laying his life on the line to save him. Funny how things turn out.

Only Fools Do What I Do by CharWright5 

(110,423 I Explicit I Complete)

It had seemed like a simple plan, a way for everyone to get what they want: pretend to be Bond-Mates so Derek could get the teaching job he wanted, while Stiles didn’t have to face living with a total stranger at college and have it be known that he was suffering from night-terrors. Only things weren’t that simple. Because they were Mates, a fact Derek was hiding due to Stiles’ determination not to have one and his need for independence, as well as his Alpha-aimed anger at his lack of freedom. But the longer they live together, the more Derek finds himself falling for the Omega, and the harder it is for the Alpha to resist the alluring scent of his Mate.

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Hi Taylor, I hope you’re well!! Considering you have been a big part of my life, I just thought that I would show you some pictures throughout the years. I’ve been on this earth now for nearly 18 years (my birthday is 8th August - same day as Shawn Mendes). The very first picture was obviously when I was born and the second was when I was first introduced to my older sister, Victoria (she looks super happy on that picture). Throughout my school years, people kept asking me why I had dark eyebrows, but had naturally blonde hair. I think it’s because my hair will go dark in the future. You have inspired me so much to do well. I am taking my A2 exams at the moment (last exams of high school) and I have two left. If I get the grades in August then I’ll be going to university in September to study Criminology. I have always wanted to become a police or probation officer. Definitely a career which involves helping people or if that doesn’t work out then I want to open my vegan bakery. I am obsessed with pretty little liars, crime/food/health documentaries, orange is the new black, sherlock and many more. I love volunteering in my spare time and just meeting new people makes me happy. I’ve also found my new interest in cooking and baking after recently turning vegan. I get so excited now when I’m in the kitchen and I’ve honestly never been happier. The sixth picture is of my mom, sister and I. They’re my favourite people in my life and family means the world to me.

The picture of me in front of the London Eye was my very first time in London - on 10th October 2014 when I met you at the secret session with my other sister, Laura. You have no idea how thankful and grateful I am. I am purely an example of the fact that no one should give up meeting you. It was one of my wishes and goals and it came true. Definitely the best day of my life. I hope you have an incredible tour! I’m so sorry I cannot go as I’m be in Cornwall on holiday with my family and I’ve got to save for uni. I hope to see you again soon! You deserve all the happiness in the world. Love you lots ❤️ taylorswift