thanks guys for the bday wishes :)

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Yesterday was my birthday stream and as a reverse celebration, I drew everyone’s oc request with the Snipperclips expression meme! <3 I’m happy you guys liked them and thank you for joining me, it was tons of fun! My actual birthday is tomorrow (5/22), so I’m eggcited to have a good day <3 Thank you everyone for the nice early bday wishes/gifts!

THE BODYGUARD | Chapter One

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summary: When your father contacts Tom to protect you, he just sees a spoiled, rich girl from Upper East Side. But behind designer clothes, exclusive parties and expensive champagne there’s a lonely girl with a big heart.
[from the story] “Keep your hands off that dress” you screamed “That dress was a gift from Donatella Versace. She made it for my eighteenth birthday. I bet you can’t even spell ‘Versace’”
One of the twins rolled his eyes at your statement “Tom, I’ll give you fifteen dollars if you let me punch her”

NEXT CHAPTER: 27/10/2017



Chapter One

Mr. Y/L/N gave Tom a last glare before talking.
“A few days ago, my daughter was a victim of a not so pleasant accident outside her school, one of the most famous and prestigious Colleges in town. A group of men was waiting outside to kidnap her. Fortunately, the security intervened and pushed away these ill-intentioned people but I’m sure this will happen again. You see, Tom, I made some affairs with the wrong people and now that I’m in trouble I’m afraid that they’ll do something to her. She doesn’t know this. I just told Y/N that these men wanted to rob her and I ask you not to tell her the truth, I don’t want my daughter to get worried”
Mr. Y/L/N talked slow, he moved his hands a lot and never lost eye contact.
“Did you receive any menace?”
The businessman had a melancholy expression on his face. It was a yes.
Mr. Y/L/N opened the drawer under his desk and showed Tom a packet of letters.
“They’re all anonymous, but I’m sure they all come from the same person”
Tom opened the packet and browsed all the letters. Who did it was a professional, he thought. They used different kinds of paper and the writings were made by clippings of newspapers.
Thomas had seen so many letters like those that he lost count.
“I also have to tell you that she’s not excited at the thought of having a bodyguard, you may find some obstacles”
“That’s not a problem. I’ll make sure she understands the importance of this” Tom said throwing the letters on the desk “I think I should start right now. You should install cameras all over the house and microphones as well. I also think I should move to your place to control her 24/7. I can ask my colleagues from the court to come here. Mr. Y/L/N, I don’t want to scare you but I think you’re in danger just like your daughter, I’ve seen many cases like this one, you have to be very careful.”
“I’m more worried for my daughter” he sighed “I totally agree, you should stay at my place for a few weeks, just to make sure that she’s safe also at home. I can’t trust anybody, also in my house”
Tom nodded “Let’s do it.”




“Paddy, stop jumping on the bed. Last time you fell out and broke your arm, remember?”
The baby boy stopped and took a seat on the bed “Harry said you leave us forever”
“Harry’s a dick, don’t pay attention to what he says, Pad” Thomas replied as he put some clothes in his luggage.
“He has also said that you’ll live in the Upper East Side with rich people” Paddy insisted “Can I come with you?”
The eldest brother sighed “Paddy, I go there to work, not to have fun. Trust me, I’m not thrilled at the idea of spending a few months there”
Tom closed his second luggage and turned to look at his brother.
“You know this is the only chance I have to change our lives, right?”
Paddy nodded “I know, and maybe we can move from Bronx to Upper East Side” he exclaimed.
Tom chuckled “Who knows, everything is possible. Come here, buddy” he said opening his arms.
Paddy jumped off the bed and hugged his brother tightly “I’m gonna miss you, Tom”
“I’m gonna miss you too, Paddy” he kneeled down to look into his brother’s hazel eyes “Don’t drive Sam and Harry crazy, do your homework and wash your teeth. If you need help you have my number written on your drawer or you can call Laura, ok?”
“Ok, Tom.”
“You know, this is a big responsibility, you have to make me proud, little man”
“I promise you I’ll be super good” Paddy said with a huge smile on his face. He was happy to help the family as well.
“Good, now I really have to go” Thomas stood up and took his luggage in his hands.
He left the bedroom and found his brother Sam doing homework in the kitchen.
“Sam, can I count on you too?”
His brother just nodded.
“Harry is outside?”
Sam nodded again, his eyes were glued on a difficult exercise.
“Ok, well, bye.”
Without adding a word, Thomas left his house. In the walkaway, Laura Harris was watching her little sisters playing in the street.
“I heard you’re moving” she said.
“It’s just temporary. I have a very important job” he explained “Can I ask you to check my brothers when you have time? Just… make sure they didn’t kill each other or burn down the house”
Laura chuckled and moved a lock of hair behind her ear.
“Everything has a prize, Holland” she smiled “We should have lunch together when you come back”
“What about Steve?” Tom asked.
“He’s in jail. Again. Maybe you can keep company while he’s away”
Tom shrugged “I’ll think about it”




“And you accepted?” you asked, your mouth opened wide.
“Of course, I did it, Y/N. What did you think?” Mia laughed at your expression “And we did it also in his yacht. Twice.”
“You, my friend, are the worst!”
“You would have done the same, trust me” she gave you a cheeky smile “by the way, I heard that some weirdo tried to rob you in front of school. That must have been terrifying”
You gave a small glance on the magazines on your bed and took a sip of Chardonnay “My dad is overreacting. I didn’t go to school today because he was afraid.” you explained with an annoyed tone.
“Jeez, he wants to put you under a bell jar” Mia exclaimed.
“It’s just a period” you calmed Mia.
Your conversation is suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.
“Come on in” you said nonchalantly.
Mia and you exchanged a confused look when you saw your father entering the room followed by another guy.
He wasn’t very tall but his body was toned, he had broad shoulders and brown curls. His eyes scanned the room from top to bottom before meeting your figure.
“Y/N, this is Tom Holland. He will be your bodyguard for the following weeks”.
You widen your eyes “What? Dad you can’t be fucking serious!” you turned around to Mia who was undressing the bodyguard with her gaze “Mia can you leave me alone with my dad and his sleuth?”
Mia gave you a sad look that meant something like “that’s not fair, I wanted to stare at him a little longer” and then she left the room.
“Dad seriously, this joke isn’t funny”
Your father shook his head “Y/N, you don’t understand the seriousness of the situation. Tom is an expert, I’m sure he won’t annoy you with his presence”
“But daaaaaad” you beat your feet on the ground “I can’t have a bodyguard following me all the time. I have a reputation”
Tom couldn’t help chuckling at your childish behaviour.
You gave him a killing look “Do you find it funny?” you asked him, your hands on your waists.
“Honestly? Yes”, ‘I’m not payed enough for this job’ he thought.
“Well, first of all, before making comments you should change your clothes, you look like a lonely blues brother. Second of all, I can look after myself. I don’t need a bodyguard. I’m not a baby.”
“Tom, you don’t have to listen to her, it’s just a matter of tim-”
“Show me” Tom interrupted your father’s apologizes “Show me how you can look after yourself”
You snorted and frowned. With momentum, you tried to punch him but Tom is faster than you and dodged you.
“Don’t unbalance when you try to punch a guy. It’s the worst thing you can do” he explained.
“Thank you, Karate Kid” you snorted again “Now, with your permission. I go killing myself”
And with that, you dramatically least the room, leaving Tom completely perplex.
It was harder than he thought




I just want to thank you for reading it and I want to wish happy bday to @donttellpeterparker !!!

vesperfly  asked:

HI RI and others! <3 i hope it's okay to send a request! i don't /think/ you guys have done this before but ? ?? i sincerely apologize if i missed it. BUT it's actually my birthday today, so maybe some super fluffy HCs/scenarios/what have you for MC's birthday? ;w; just w/e RFA would do for it, be it a party or quiet day in. you don't have to do everyone if you can't/don't wanna, honestly as long as seven is involved i'm happy! thank you guys so much for your amazing work<333

omg vesp you know i’m weak for you bab ;^; I received your request at like, midnight, but I tried my best!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!! I adore your art and you’re always so sweet (and oops I just realized I still haven’t replied from weeks ago I’m bad at that aAAH) AND I’M SO SAD I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BDAY SOONER ;v; I’m also so damn honoured you’d request here ;v;
–R.I.

Oooooh Happy Birthday! Dropping in to collab because I wanted to give you birthday wishes as well. I would offer fried chicken and beer, but that’s out of the question atm. Tehe~
I hope you got to spend a really happy birthday! (*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡
~Nao

Request Killing: 16/30


A Birthday Date - 707 x MC [Fluff]

[Chatroom]

11:30pm

MC : Guys? Are you there…?
Yoosung : Oh, hi MC! I just logged out of LOLOL to check the chat room for a bit. What’s up?
Jumin Han : Good evening, MC. Did you need anything?
MC : Ah, well, I was just wondering if any of you are free tomorrow?
Jaehee Kang : Hello, MC. Mr. Han has a full schedule, while I might be working till late into the night.
Jumin Han : But if it’s urgent, I can always have Assistant Kang clear my appointments in the afternoon.
Jaehee Kang : (╬ Ò﹏Ó) Mr. Han!
MC : Oh no, Jumin, it’s fine, you don’t need to do something that extreme ;;;;
ZEN : Hey~ Mmmm I have a rehearsal in the morning, but I don’t know if my manager has anything planned for the afternoon. Is there an occasion tomorrow?
Yoosung : I’d love to accompany you, but classes go on until 7pm tomorrow. Oh! Could it be your birthday?
MC : ….. yes. (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)
ZEN : Happy Birthday, MC! (◕‿◕)♡
Jumin Han : It’s in my calendar, but I seemed to have missed it. I’m sorry, MC. And Happy Birthday. (♡˙︶˙♡)
ZEN : LIES. You totally don’t have it written down, Trustfund kid! (#`Д´)
Jumin Han : I do, you can even ask Jaehee.
Jaehee Kang : ;;;;;;;
V : Hello. Happy Birthday, MC. I’m quite busy as well, but if you want to celebrate, I could make time for you. (´• ω •`)
MC : You don’t have to, if you guys are really busy though! Your greetings are enough for me. I mean, we can always celebrate for another day, right?
Jumin Han : But wouldn’t it be less special if it’s not on the day itself?
V : That’s true.
MC : But I don’t really want to bother, so… also, it’s so sudden, so it’s okay! ;;;;
Jaehee Kang : Oh, MC. I would like to spend the day with you as well if I could… but as it is, I could only also wish you a happy birthday.
Yoosung : Seven’s not around, but have you tried asking him yet?
MC : He might be busy. He’s not answering calls atm. Oh, but it’s getting late, I don’t to keep everyone up! Good night!
Yoosung : Good night, MC!!
ZEN : Sleep well, jagi~
Jumin Han : Good night.
V : Night.
Jaehee Kang : Good night, MC. Don’t stay up too late. :)


You hadn’t expected to be woken up on your birthday so early in the morning on a summer day, let alone by your doorbell… Who could it possibly be, anyway?

Still a bit grouchy and dazed from sleep, you lazily headed to the front door and was surprised to find Seven outside your door with a bouquet of roses and a sleek box in hand. He was dressed casually, unlike the last time you had seen him at the RFA party where he wore a suit. His red hair was slicked to the side neatly, a silver earring sparkling on his exposed ear, and a boyish grin was stretched across his lips.

“Happy birthday,” he greeted you, his gaze gentle for a moment before taking in your appearance. A chuckle escaped his lips. “You look like you just rolled out of bed.”

“I just woke up!” you admitted with a light blush on your cheeks. You reached out to take the bouquet from his hands, smiling slightly. You hadn’t received many bouquets in your life… You took a whiff of the roses’ scent… only to realize it was made of candy!

“I figured you could still eat it, in case you weren’t a fan of flowers,” he explained when he noticed you stare at the roses. Seven handed you the box as well. He winked as he said, “Hurry up and get ready for our date!”

You stared at him questioningly, a bit confused. Rather, how did he know it was your birthday anyway? He hadn’t spoken up last night on the chatroom… Then, it dawned on you that he worked in the hacking profession, after all. Your smile widened as you thought of how sweet it was, for Seven to drop by in the morning just to take you out. You were already happy enough that one person remembered… and even more pleased that it was Seven, of all people.

He waited patiently in the living room as you tried to rush through your morning routine, not wanting to take too long. When you opened the box, you found a cute, black satin dress inside, and you realized it was meant for you to wear today.

You quickly slipped into it, slightly worried if it wouldn’t match you, but when you checked yourself out in the mirror, you felt more than satisfied with what your reflection showed. Damn. Who knew Seven had an eye for picking dresses? (Oh my god, but of course, he does cosplay, after all…)

You practically twirled out of the bathroom, eyes shining as you showed off the dress. You were beaming as you thanked him, “It fits me perfectly! Thank you so much for my birthday present!”

Seven stuck out his tongue playfully. “That’s not your present, silly. I’ll give it to you at the end of our date today, okay?”

He held out his hand, gesturing for you to take it, and then led you out the door. A blush rose to your cheeks. He’d said it again. He was calling it a ‘date.’

Actually, the two of you weren’t going out. At the same time, Seven often made jokes about these things, too… You didn’t know if you should get your hopes up or not. As far as you were aware, you had a one-sided, small crush on Seven. Ahem, emphasis on SMALL… After all. But you didn’t know if he felt the same, even though there were so many instances that it seemed like he liked you back…

“Are you okay with me taking you out today?” Seven asked you as he guided you to his car.

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

“Well… you might have wanted to spend the day with other friends. And everyone else in the RFA is busy today… S-sorry that it’s only me.”

“I’m happy that I can spend my birthday with you,” you admitted quietly, then put on your seatbelt as he started driving. He didn’t comment on your response.

Gazing out the window, you took in the scenery. It was the usual city scape, but it wasn’t too sunny, with clouds lazily rolling across the azure sky.

“So, where are we going?“

“I was thinking of taking you to an amusement park first, but do you want to go anywhere? I’m up for ideas,“ he glances slightly, his eyes crinkling at the corners as he beamed at you.

“Seven, you do know that I’m wearing a dress, right?“

“Oh, don’t worry about that. There’s a cap and a denim jacket that’s big enough that you won’t get too hot,“ he tries to reach for said items with one hand on the wheel, but you stop him when he swerves just before you almost collided with an oncoming vehicle.

“I-I’ll get it, just please, focus on driving!!!“

“Ahaha, alright, alright.“

Your first destination was a trendy cafe that was well known for its artsy cakes and tasty breakfast sets. The shop interior had a cute but homey vibe to it, cream-colored walls painted with sunflowers, while the glass panels were decorated with yet more flower doodles. It also featured a teak wood flooring, and a vase of summer flowers adorned each table.

“Wait here,“ he says as he leads you to a seat by the window, in which you decide to watch the people outside as Seven orders your food.

He returns after a while, slipping a strawberry frappucino and a cake in front of you. The cake was the size of a cupcake; it had a blue to purplish mirror sheen to it, a sprinkling of edible silver glitter, while three yellow candy stars and chocolate bark graced the top of the confection.

“Seven, this… this…!“

“… is not your present. It’s brunch cake, so eat up!“

“Brunch cake? You’re feeding me cake for brunch?“

“Why not? It IS your birthday.“

“For real?“

“Nah. I ordered something else, but they’re bringing it after a bit,“ placing his hands under his chin, he avidly watches your reaction as you go from awestruck to confused, to wanting to just stare at it.

“Can I at least take a picture first?“

“Go ahead~“

The food arrives after a few minutes, and the two of you bond over a conversation about common interests, with him making exaggerated gestures, making you laugh at his antics. Brunch had gone longer as expected, but it never seemed as if it did.

Not soon after, you arrive at the amusement park, with you making a beeline for the roller coasters and other attractions, skipping the horror house despite him trying to convince you to enter it.

There were times when either of you would unconsciously touch each other; an arm around your shoulders, you clinging onto one of his arms, handholding… it just felt natural.

You stayed on until the theme park’s stage performance and parade, singing along to songs that you knew the lyrics to, and then making up weird lyrics on the ones you weren’t familiar with.

There was a fireworks display at the end, and you just couldn’t help but look in wonder as they bloomed brightly under the night sky. You’ve seen countless displays like these your whole life, but it was the first time that you watched it alone with someone you liked.

Seven watched you as your eyes shone in amusement, memorizing each and every expression that crossed your face. He had come close to confessing to you many times throughout the day, but he held back, knowing that today was all about you having fun on your birthday.

The confession could wait for another time.


“Hey. You want to see something cool?” Seven asked, one corner of his lips quirked upward as he side-glanced at you while driving.

He didn’t actually wait for you to respond before he pressed a button, and a screen in the car roof slid aside, revealing the stars glimmering in the night sky. That was surprising– it was summer, and it was rare for stars to be so bright at this time of the year.

“On our next outing… we could go stargazing, if you want to,” he murmured softly, the tips of his ears red. He was blushing, and he sounded almost insecure as he’d asked you that– did he think you didn’t like him? Was he really that oblivious?

You stopped looking up at the stars, instead leaning closer towards Seven. “I’d love to,” you replied, making sure he caught your gaze. You resisted the urge to also say, because I love you.

The car slowed to a stop, and you turned your attention outside to take in your surroundings. The… beach? At this time of day?

Nobody was around… Not to mention the fact it was a private beach.

“Um, Seven… I don’t know if I want to be breaking laws on my birthday by trespassing a private beach,” you brought up to him, nervous.

He looked at you like you were crazy, and threw his head back in laughter. “Don’t worry about it. I wouldn’t make you do that, not tonight, at least,” he winked, “Do you trust me?”

You nodded without hesitation. No matter how casual and joking he acted, you knew he was a serious man with good morals in the end.

He pulled out a blindfold from the backseat, then held it towards you, indicating for you to wrap it around your eyes. Once he made sure that you couldn’t peek out from the blindfold, he turned off the car engine, got off the car and walked over to your side to help you out.

Although you trusted Seven, you were still a bit scared because you couldn’t see anything through the blindfold. “S-Seven…?”

You heard him chuckle, “Shh, just trust me.”

You felt yourself walking onto the beach sand as your shoes sunk in with each step, and the distant sound of waves rolling ashore made its way to your ears. Seven suddenly stopped in his tracks and moved behind you, untying your blindfold which slipped away as– BOOM!

An involuntary gasp escaped your lips as the noise startled you, and your eyes raised to the shining fireworks overhead which spelled: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Five figures splashed in the water, jumping out from hiding, revealing Yoosung, Jaehee, Jumin, Zen and V. They were soaked, but had huge grins plastered on their faces as they waved to you, screaming “happy birthday!!” and “you’re getting old, MC!”

They walked over to you, and Seven threw towels at them, with Yoosung complaining to him that he was freezing because you guys took too long to arrive.

“I-I thought you said you were busy?” you stammered, feeling touched that they had organized all this. (You were sure that those fireworks must have been expensive AND difficult to set up… )

“We’re never too busy for you, jagi~” Zen chirped, grabbing a gift bag from the sand. “I hope you like your present!”

You accepted it with a smile, and peeked inside the bag. “What is it?”

“I got you a blanket! Ahaha, I know it’s not much, but you’re always complaining about having stiff shoulders since you’re so busy…”

Yoosung pushed Zen aside with a huge rabbit plush toy in his hands. “Well, I got you something cute,” he bragged. “Although, it’s not as cute as you, of course!”

Zen clicked his tongue at the younger boy, annoyed with his interruption.

“Behave! It’s MC’s birthday,” Jaehee scolded them, huffing. She turned to you with a pleasant smile, softly saying, “Happy birthday, MC.”

She handed you a carefully wrapped present.

“It’s a planner that doubles as as sketchpad,” she explained, “so you can jot down your ideas whenever and wherever you are.”

You thanked her, and then Jumin walked closer, grabbing your attention with the bag in his hands. You recognized the brand immediately, and your eyes widened, knowing it would be pricy.

“I hope you’ll enjoy your stay at my private beachhouse. The others worked hard to keep it a surprise. Anyway, I got you a pair of red stilettos. It’s not much, but I do believe in the saying that great shoes will take you to great places. And of course, I only want the best for you.” He smiled warmly, handing you the bag.

You turned to V expectantly, who had a self-satisfied grin on his face.

“Look!! Isn’t it so cute~?” he said, excitedly holding out a cactus with multiple buds in a cute pot.

You didn’t actually know what to do with the cactus, but you thanked him anyway… It was a very V-like gift.

“I’ll start preparing the food!” Yoosung suddenly exclaimed, running off to the car.

Jaehee and Jumin offered to help, while Zen and V began setting up tables and seats.

Seven tapped you lightly on the shoulder, the moonlight shining down on his rouge locks. The dark of night made the atmosphere intimate between the two of you, and you felt your cheeks heating up as you kept staring at his face, admiring his long eyelashes and piercing eyes.

“I hope you haven’t forgotten about me, have you?” he teased, raising an eyebrow.

You shook your head, not trusting your voice to answer him.

He reached behind his back and held out a small box, and for a moment you wondered if he would propose, but you reminded yourself you weren’t even in a relationship and mentally punched yourself for even considering it.

You slowly opened the box, which revealed a sterling silver necklace with a winged moon pendant. You glanced up at Seven, who was staring intently at you for your reaction, and you quickly looked away, feeling embarrassed by his gaze.

He noticed the way you averted your eyes, and he laughed quietly in amusement. His fingers made their way under your chin, tilting your head upwards so you were forced to look him in the eyes.

“For my final birthday present to you… would you mind if I gave you a kiss?” he whispered.

You felt your eyes flutter shut in anticipation, and his face drew near your own… It shocked you a bit when his lips brushed softly past yours, and you expected more so you leaned in further, only to be met with the feeling of air.

Opening your eyes in confusion, you noticed how Seven was smiling mischievously again.

“Now now, MC, not when the kids are here~”

You remembered that you were in front of everyone in the RFA, and immediately backed away from the redhead, your cheeks redder than his hair. As you tried to escape him by moving closer to the others, his hand caught your wrist, stopping you in your tracks.

He moved past you, murmuring softly in your ear, “Let’s continue on our next date, okay?”

He cast a meaningful gaze as he jogged over to the others, leaving you to stand there on your own, a big smile spreading across your face. ‘Next date,’ he had said. Seven had basically confirmed that he liked you, and that filled you with a relief like no other.

You had received a lot of gifts today, but this simple fact was a much better birthday present than all of them combined.

Happy Birthday to me, still can’t believe all that’s happened to me so far.

Well hopefully this time I can do all the things that I said I would, like get some income in… Mainly that.

To all 1,000 of you (that aren’t bots) thank you so much for following both my Undertale blog as well as my main one, you guys are the best and I wish you all the best in life.

Finals are coming in fast for me, but I’ve managed to sketch out the next 6 pages of Overlore, so expect to see an update either by the end of this week or next week.

Have a great Monday guys and I’ll update another day.

Originally posted by leprocrastinatingpanda

also, thank you all so much for the Bday Wishes!!! i really do appreciate it haha, i can’t ask for a better peeps than u guys!

glad you all liked sticking around w/ me (even though i’ve done nothing this entire week), But lets hope that’ll changed tomorrow! :)

My gross old man Gaster and I wanted to wish you a happy birthday!! Sorry I haven’t talked to ya in a while tho;;… I hope a drawing of this guy being adorable will suffice!

Bonus:

fairi  asked:

Happy birthday!!! The same day as naruto woaah

I’m like a day late with everything, sorry guys!  My bday was actually October 9th, but thanks for all the wishes and thank god I don’t share a birthday with Naruto

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happy birthday to the greatest guy i never met,

even when you don’t know it, you’re always there to make me laugh or to sing me to sleep. thanks for existing <3

i hope this is your best birthday yet, and that all your wishes come true

you deserve the world. 

You're welcome (for my birth)

When I was around 15, my birthday was on a school week. Friends and acquaintances would wish me a happy bday in the halls and I’d thank them awkwardly (the attention made me very uncomfortable). On my way out of school territory, a sorta popular guy I didn’t really know called me by my name and wished me a happy bday. Now I wasn’t popular in HS but I was very social and it occurred to me that maybe this guy knew me from a common friend. The realization had me panic (I wanted to say his name too to acknowledge him cus that’s the polite thing to do, right?) and all I could say was “you’re welcome”. Loud enough for his friends and him to hear. I saw the look of confusion on his face. I worn the exact same look plus eyes wide like UFOs. I just turned around speed walked to the other side of the street while my friend,who had been beside me, went “wait, did you just–” I know, girl. I know. To this day I remember passing for arrogant or stupid or stupidly arrogant to some cool kid who knew my name and wished me a happy bday.

shitpost-no-kyojin  asked:

Eeek! I can't believe it's your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (you're officially 69 now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) I'm very aware of the fact that I already wished you happy birthday but as your daughter I must be extraTM, so I'm doing it again. Thank you for being so awesome and sweet and for all the advice you've given me! #lurkersfam Wish you many eggplants and much succ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Have the best birthday ever! <3

dfjlsdfjösjfef AS EXPECTED OF MY DAUGHTER THIS IS ADORABLE AS FUCK LJSDHFLHSFLHSDFLHGS

hi everyone thank you for all the birthday messages, it’s nov 11th now in prague (but still my bday back home in the states, time is fake) i’m so overwhelmed by how much love i got and i appreciate it so so much so thank you to everyone who sent me warm wishes or made me gifs???? like wtf that’s so cool

this year was a solidly good birthday and probably like the first Really Good birthday i’ve had that i can remember in my 21 years of existence so tysm guys