thanks god it's summer

So I’m slugging through my drafts folder at the moment, and I’m seeing all these half-finished prompts that I should have finished by now, and I’m actually properly editing them. So y’all probably know what this means. 

Yep. New fics coming soon. 

Don’t hold your breath though, folks. 

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5sos is acting like those fuckboys you know from class that steal your phone and your homework and pick on you and bother you while youre trying to take notes and steal your laptop and hurt your feelings and get your hopes up and all they say is “you’re cute when you’re angry” 

look like the boy too shy

Author: foolanyfriend
Pairing(s): Bellamy Blake/Clarke Griffin, Minor Background Relationships
Characters: Bellamy Blake, Clarke Griffin, Octavia Blake, Nathan Miller, Raven Reyes, Kyle Wick
Rating: Teen & Up Audiences
Word Count: 3474
Summary: “Bellamy, she’s not going to bite you,” Octavia says, rolling her eyes. “Well,” Miller smirks, the dark green scales of his tail catching the light as he idly flicks it back and forth, treading water. “You never do know with those royal types.”

for keywordlydia. so the other night this happened. now this has happened. the 100 and mermaids, what can i say?
i wrote this in like 4 hours, and it’s unbetaed, so apol for any errors
title is, of course, from “Kiss the Girl,” from the Little Mermaid. enjoy! :)

AO3 

“Bellamy, she’s not going to bite you,” Octavia says, rolling her eyes.

“Well,” Miller smirks, the dark green scales of his tail catching the light as he idly flicks it back and forth, treading water. “You never do know with those royal types.”

“Shut up, both of you,” Bellamy growls, glaring at his sister and best friend. “I’m not doing it; I’m not risking my job for some stupid game of truth or dare.”

Octavia tips her head back and laughs, the flowing mass of her hair twisting about her face in the current. “Calm down, Bell. Last I checked, senior members of the Royal Guard don’t get fired for playing innocent party games.”

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to be quite honest with you snow scares my south american ass so fucking much it just looks so fucking scary like the cousin of sand who went to jail three times i hate it and i’ve never even seen it HOW DO PEOPLE SKI DID YOU NOT WATCH MULAN

The Signs Are: Out Camping
  • I FINALLY POSTED THANK GOD JESUS FOR SUMMER sorry if its not accurate im not relly thinking straight right now i have a 3 year old brat brother to take care of
  • Aries: *sits out side calmly watching cancer flip out over a worm*
  • Cancer: "holy crap its a worm killl ittttttt"
  • Taurus: "hey uhm guys? is there a spider on me? i feel like there's one on my backkkkk"
  • Gemini: *takings photos and on their phone the whole time*
  • Leo: *climbs up several trees in hopes of finding an adventure*
  • Libra:
  • Virgo: *buries the worm and looks at Taurus who has a massive spider on their back* "ahem. take out the damn spider."
  • Scorpio: OMG ITS A SPIDER! LET THE SPIDER EAT HIM. kidding *slaps the spider off*
  • Sagittarius: *struggling setting up the tents* "HELP ME GOD IM GOING TO KILL THIS TENT OUT OF FUSTRATION"
  • Capricorn: "look at all the funny lookin birds" *laughs at them, then at the other animals*
  • Aquarius: *sits and watches everyone struggle* "losers"
  • Pisces: *helps sagittarius with the tent* "jesus dude what did you do"