thanks god it's summer


Why does this keep happening
  • Me *taking an exam*: ok I need to remember the answer to this really important question! I read about it just yesterday, I can't forget it now!
  • Brain: ...
  • Brain: yah bro haven't got it here tho I dumped it in the trash this morning
  • Me: no no no no no no
  • Brain: ...sry bro
  • Brain: ...interested in other facts? Bruno Mars' exact height? One million fictional character names? Eddie Redmayne's birthday? The whole fairytale about the woman and the pig? I've got them all here!!