thanks for the shot creepy man

National Treasure {Sentence Starters}

  • “You’re not supposed to be up here, looking at that.”
  • “Our evil plan is working.”
  • “What led you to assume there’s this invisible map?”
  • “Why don’t you just come back down here, and we can talk through this together!”
  • “You’re treasure hunters, aren’t you?”
  • “Stop chatting and get in the van.”
  • “When are we gonna get there? I’m hungry.”
  • “I know something about history that you don’t know.”
  • “Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”
  • “You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?”
  • “Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I’ll be fine, thanks for asking.”
  • “No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man.”
  • “Why can’t they just say, ‘go to this place, here’s the treasure, spend it wisely’?”
  • “You know something? You’re shouting again.”
  • “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!”
  • “Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?”
  • “Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems.”
  • “I’m just trying to hide from my ex-husband.”
  • “If there’s something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.”
  • “Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn’t gonna want to help.”
  • "It’s a big blue-ish green man with a strange-looking goatee… I’m guessing that’s significant." 
Oh Well

Dean x Reader

Summary: You meet a creepy man in a bar who won’t leave you alone, leading to you enlisting in a friendly stranger’s help.

Warnings: Just briefly mentions a creep flirting with you.

Requested by @its-my-perky-nipples

Originally posted by jensenfans


“Hey baby, let me buy you a drink”, the burly man slurs, swinging around his beer bottle.

You roll your eyes in annoyance. “No thank you”, you say for at least the hundredth time this hour.

He eyes you up and down. “Come on baby, I could rock your world”, he gives you a rugged smile, causing you to grimace. 

Thinking on your feet, you blurt out, “I have a boyfriend!”, which causes the man to raise his eyes. 

“Oh, yeah? Where?”

“Um…” You frantically look around the bar for the most non-creepy man you could find. Your eyes eventually landed on a tall man with dirty brown locks and forest eyes. Not only did he look somewhat trustworthy, but he wasn’t too hard on the eyes (wink wink). 

“Right there!”, you say, walking over to the other man. 

Once you were far enough so the creep couldn’t hear what you were saying, you quickly tap his shoulder, causing him to look down at you.

“Um, hi, my name is Y/N, and I know we don’t know each other, but I need a huge favor”, you stutter out, suddenly entranced by his gorgeous eyes. 

“Uh, okay. I’m Dean”, he says in a deep voice, almost making you melt.

“There’s this creep who won’t leave me alone, can you pretend to be my boyfriend so he goes away?”

He nods, standing with you and walking over to your previous spot.

The creep’s notices you immediately and he lets out a drunken laugh.

“You’re together? I must have left my glasses at home, hmm?”

Dean pulls you closer to him.

“Yeah, actually we are”, you spit out. And before you can register what you’re doing, you’re pressing your lips against Dean’s tightly, catching him by surprise as well. He holds your waist, and as the kiss gets more passionate, his hand slides down to your ass, slightly squeezing it. The creep lets out a scoff and gets up to leave, not that either of you notice.

When you finally separate for air, your eyes meet his again, both your chests heaving as you try to regain oxygen. 

“Now what were you saying-” You pause when you see the creep has left, and Dean notices the absence too. 

You smile and shrug. “Oh well”, you grin, pulling your lips on his again, and he happily obliged. 

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National Treasure {Sentence Starters}
  • "You're not supposed to be up here, looking at that."
  • "Our evil plan is working."
  • "What led you to assume there's this invisible map?"
  • "Why don't you just come back down here, and we can talk through this together!"
  • "You're treasure hunters, aren't you?"
  • "Stop chatting and get in the van."
  • "When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry."
  • "I know something about history that you don't know."
  • "Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"
  • "You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?"
  • "Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking."
  • "No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man."
  • "Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely'?"
  • "You know something? You're shouting again."
  • "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!"
  • "Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?"
  • "Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems."
  • "I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband."
  • "If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action."
  • "Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help."
  • "It's a big blue-ish green man with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant."