thanks for being a follower

one of the reasons why I did straight white boy problems was because I wanted to grow as a person. This blog was my medium and I pushed myself to create, and to create, I had to expand my perspectives. 

In some ways, the straight white boy character that you became acquainted with was an exaggerated version of myself. Many of the problems were real life occurrences/observations/events that I drew from personal experience, but some problems also came from friends or were satirized to the point where the anecdote was unrealistic. Straight White Boy Problem #965 is honestly one of my personal favorites because this “problem” was actually a real situation in my life, and this situation could apply for several dudes that are questioning the meaning of masculinity.

The person that started at problem #1 is not the same person that finished with problem #1000. I was very much a self-entitled brat when I started this blog, but i have grown since then. I will be graduating college in december with a dual degree, leadership positions in student organizations, and the confidence that I can go out and do anything I set my mind to.

having a level of internet popularity (this blog finished with just over 164k followers) on a medium such as tumblr is very scary. one bad move, and you lose your rep - we have seen that with zubat, pizza, and most recently, sixpenceee. my advice to yall is to keep holding people in these positions accountable, but NEVER elevate internet famous people above other people. not everything i said over 3 years was 100% politically correct, but when i was in the wrong, i had fair and jovial conversations with people to figure out why i was in the wrong. no matter where you go in life, try to treat everybody fairly and equally - hopefully they will do the same to you. 

as for my name, you can call me alec. i did promise i’d tell you guys who i was after everything was said and done so there ya go.

thank you for following this blog and thank you for being a part of this experience. this blog was a giant, beautiful mistake that just kinda happened and im happy that yall enjoyed it as much as i did. i may do something in the future, i may not, but i leave this blog a changed and better person.

sincerely,

swbp

Motivational Mango

Hello, I am Mango, birb of the internet, and I have heard that you have a sad. 

Did you know that I am professional sad fighter? It’s true! Mango will show you the way. When you has a sad, you may feel like doing this: 

As you can see, Mango has been there too. But I can offer you some solutions. 

Sometimes it can help to talk to a friend. It can be hard to reach out, but sometimes expressing how you feel and commiserating makes you feel less alone. Hiding in hair is optional. 

You can talk to friends online if that makes you more comfortable. Computer is also good for viewing birbs. Good for combating a sad.  

If you’re having a rough time, it’s ok to take a break and enjoy a favorite activity. Don’t feel guilty! We can’t be 100% work 100% of the time. You’re allowed to have fun! 

You could get some rest, take a walk, or fix yourself a favorite snack! Sometimes you need to treat yo self. You deserve it because you’re awesome. So remember to be good to you. 

You just take that sad and you give it this look to let it know you mean business: 

You examine this sad and tell it that it has no power here. Give it a real good look with your birb eye and remember that you are worth more than any momentary despair this sad could bring. Here, Mango show you how: 

If all else fails, Mango will get real puffy at the sad for you to ward it off. Sad has no room when Mango is poof. 

But of course the best cure for a sad is looking at pictures of birbs. 

Hang in there, birb! You’re gonna make it. 

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #44
  • *after some really good sex*
  • Dan: God, that was amazing
  • Phil: I guess you could say that was wonderPHIL

LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING!!!

Oh my gosh!!! I finally hit 5000+ followers???? Really didn’t think this would happen but here we are!

So in celebration of all of you sticking around through my many mood swings and self indulgent posts I  decided to do one of those raffles I see everywhere.


RULES:


1. Because this is for my followers, you have to be following me to participate. But also dont just follow me for the raffle cause that wouldn’t be cool.


2. Like stated above, one like and one reblog. I don’t want anyone getting spammed. Only one reblog will count!!


And thats it for the rules because I havent really thought this through too much.


Prizes!!


3rd place will receive a single character full body piece, fully coloured!


2nd place will get a 2 to 3 character full body, fully coloured


1st place will get a short comic!! Meaning not a full story or anything like that. As in, a scene from a fanfic you really like (with writer’s permission) or a couple of nerds doing some nerd stuff.


What I will draw!!


° Undertale is my obvious specialty, but i’ll draw from any fandom as long as I have proper references.


° Ocs (I love ocs alright??)


° nsfw things. But they’ll be posted on my nsfw blog


What I CANT draw


°Mechas. Please be kind



Deadline is Halloween because I love Halloween


So that gives you a while to reblog ヽ(*・ω・)ノ


Good luck and all that!!! And thank you all for being awesome and supportive!! It’s really meant a lot to me these past few months, and I love you guys (*¯ ³¯*)♡

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25:8 hi guys, just home from a long day at work, august is shaping up to be an eventful(not always good)month so sorry about the lack of posts. thankfully i’ll be done working full time on friday, straight onto a hectic bank holiday weekend followed by a few holidayzzzzz💃🏾  also shoutout to @aboysmessyblog for sending me the cutest, BEST message ever….thank you sugar💛

side note, keep an eye out on your inbox as i’ve sent a message to the winner of my lil giveaway. if i’ve not heard anything back by end of tonight, i’ll have to pick another person👍🏾 now to shower, sweaty from this unexpected🌞london is experiencing!!!

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Cropped Shirt - Tumblr Exclusive

Just a little something for my followers on Tumblr. Thank you for being so supportive, you are amazing!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 

This is the bowling shirt which came with the Bowling Night Stuff, I just cropped it. I only included the swatches which weren’t so bowling-looking (like the ones without the team logos on the back). Enjoy! ✩

  • custom thumbnail
  • 14 swatches
  • edited EA mesh
  • base game compatible
  • please read and respect my TOU

DOWNLOAD HERE (SFS)

Special thanks to all the amazing creators whose CC I used on my models.

Voltron fic recs, the threequel

PART ONE - PART TWO

I’m sorry I’ve been so absent recently. Excuses, excuses etc. etc. but basically I’ve had a bazillion work socials, commissions up the wazoo and am severely lacking in sleep. These things combined do not make for good artings. 

ANYWAY. 

Have some more fic recs! Knock yourselves out. See if you can spot the thing I said I wasn’t interested in and would probably never read >__> Ahaha ha look how that turned out…

As with any rec list, please pay attention to the tags and warnings <3

all we have to do - 19.5K; klance; Keith gets hurt during a mission, and Lance is not sure how to handle that.

equations for a falling body - 25k; klance; Keith, Lance, an alien drug and an enclosed space, and what happens after.

To the Universe and Back with You - 10k (WIP); klance; When Keith took off after the Galra empire fell he left Lance with a broken heart and a whole lot of resentment. Fast forward seven years later and Lance is the only paladin living on Earth, with his cat Peaches for company. It’s not perfect, but he’s happy. That is, until Shiro summons them to form Voltron again…

it’s quite bizarre, and will remain this way - 16.5k; klance; Keith is determined to keep his head down while serving out his community service volunteering at the Rex Alfor Memorial Space Muesum, but one rather loud member of staff won’t leave him alone…

shining like the stars - 139k (WIP); shklance; In a bid to help strengthen team Volron and their lion bonds, Allura takes the paladins on a pilgrimage to face the trials in the paladin temples. Keith unexpectely presenting as an omega rather throws a rather large spanner in the works…

Stormchasing - 18k; klance; Lance never intended to spend his vacation chasing after Keith’s premonitions, but here he is. Keith makes bad decision, Lance makes mistakes, and both of them are stuck together on a space pirate adventure neither of them asked for.

Purple Marks and Bleeding Hearts - 46.5k (WIP); klance;  Lance’s newest job is not what the sniper signed up for when he joined team Voltron. This mark shouldn’t be any different from the other Galra, but he is.

Feel the Bonds - 53.5k; klance; Being a paladin of Voltron is honestly the coolest thing that ever could’ve happened to Lance, but the people who should know probably never will. And despite their fighting, Keith is there for him when Lance is feeling particularly homesick. 

How They’d  Cuddle You

Request: Can you do a marauder’s preference about how they cuddle you? Your blog is freaking awesome by the way.

A/N: Ask and you shall receive! I’m so sorry for how late this is, life has been catching up on me. I was recently down in Kansas for a couple days, visiting my older brother, and earlier today I had my wisdom teeth removed, so…yay.

Just want to let those who have requested things that I have NOT skipped you or blown you off in any way. My motivation to write has been pretty low because of everything that’s going on, so I decided to do this request because it didn’t require a ton of writing.

Once again, I just want to apologize for being gone, I will start writing again shortly!

Anyway, the request is just for the Marauders, let me know if you want one for the Golden Trio and I’ll definitely get around to doing it. As always, I do not own any of le gifs.

Enjoy! ♥


James Potter

Originally posted by kissing-pleasure

James is someone who feels the need to constantly move, he can’t keep still. Every time you two would decide to lay down in an attempt to relax, he’d insist on touching you, whether that’s tickling you, or other…activities. He sees cuddling as a waste of time when he knows you and him could be doing so much more.

That being said, he’s not opposed to cuddling in certain circumstances, especially when you’re first laying down to sleep. 

He’s particularly fond of spooning, generally when he’s the big spoon. (He’d like to try being the little spoon, but he’ll never admit it.) He loves the feeling of how perfect your body fits with his, and the way you press your back into him when he tightens his arms around your waist. 

Just a small ‘extra’ thing to add, he loves the way you smell. Your scent to him smells of home, and he often buries his face into your neck when you’re in his arms to remind him you’re still there and safe. 

(I got a little carried away with his…)


Sirius Black

Originally posted by pleasingpics

Sirius is the cuddler of all cuddlers. Literally, any time of day, if you wanted to cuddle, he’d be 100% down. 

Being that Sirius literally is a dog, his body temperature, naturally, would be higher than most. He’s warm and comforting, as a dog would be. Sirius is touchy, but not nearly to the extent that James is, his arms are generally wrapped around your shoulders, keeping you on him. Your head is always against his chest so he’s able to see you. Being reluctant to let go, you’d almost always end up falling asleep in his arms.

Quite honestly, Sirius would cuddle you for the rest of your life, not joke, he’d hold onto you forever. I can’t really explain this too great, just, he’s a great cuddler, 10/10 would recommend.

(I’m really bad at writing for Sirius, I need to practice.)


Remus Lupin

Remus is sort of thrown in between Sirius and James when it comes to cuddling. He doesn’t like it nor dislike it, mainly because he doesn’t want to impose himself upon you.

That said, if there was a situation where he knew you needed him, he’d be there in a heartbeat. He’d instantly pull into his arms, and lie down on the nearest couch or bed, bringing you with him. He rest you  on top of him and wrap his arms around your upper back. Remus’ first priority is keeping you safe and he always wants you to know that you’ll always be safe in his arms. 

Remus has a small habit of kissing you on the top of your head to sort of ‘seal’ your safety, and you best believe you’ll receive plenty of them. It’s one of his many ways of telling you he loves you. 


Dead cold hands.

I realized it’s been one year since I entered the Tokyo Ghoul fandom and I’m obsessed with Juuzou so happy anniversary for me, I guess

What’s that? It’s a giveaway!!!

We want to thank you guys for being the best followers ever and sticking by us while we suffocate via university material, so we’re having a giveaway! 

RULES

  1. This is a contest for our amazing followers so you  MUST BE FOLLOWING SIMSGONEWRONG AND DISLOYALS. We will be checking!
  2. Must reblog this post. No limit on how many times! The more the merrier!
  3. No giveaway blogs. We will be checking.


PRIZES!

  • If you are in the U.S - A Physical Copy of the Sims 4 AND a Sims 4 Expansion pack of your choice!
  • If you are international - A Digital copy of the Sims 4 AND a Sims 4 Expansion pack of your choice!

And that’s it! CONTEST ENDS MARCH 6TH, 2017. Again, make sure you are following the two blogs listed above and reblog as many times as you want! For bonus points, you can message simsgonewrong what your favorite glitch we’ve ever posted is! 

Well, here we are again folks. Time for me to once again talk about the people I love to no end. I hope you’re ready, because this is a long one. Also, yes, I’m using the same graphic as last time. Leave me alone.

All I have to say to all you lovely people this time around is that I love you all very much and am very appreciative of this community existing, because I’ve made some very amazing friends here and increased my love of hockey infinitely because of you wonderful people. I feel like I’ve grown and changed a lot in my own personal life due to being on hockey tumblr and the people that I’ve met here and interacted with, and it’s only been positive growth and change. I think that people talk a lot of shit about internet communities and how toxic they can be, and while sometimes that may be true, you folks always shock and surprise me with how wonderful, lovely and supportive you can all be. I appreciate it endlessly, and I hope it never changes. So thanks for 1,000 followers (that’s insane) and let’s get started!

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@1stclassletdown 

A – F

@aaronekdad / @a-burakovsky / @actualalienbensmith / @adammcquaidschesthair / @adhdrichietozier / @aleccmartinez / @alexazeek / @always-next-year / @andre-baerakovsky / @andreburakovskyisgod / @andreburakvsky /  @andrei-vasilevskiy / @antoinecroissantwrenchroussel / @archiebradley / @artturi-lehky / @asinglegoldenknight / @atlantathrasher / @austohmatthews / @aust34n / @backstrcm / @badgalkadri / @baehutt10 / @bennjuice / @billnylander / @bisexualbastian / @bortuzzo / @brassard-derick / @bravdenschenn / @brendanlipstick / @brendansmittys / @buchneviched / @buckypuck / @bura-babe / @burracudaa / @calisavagebunny / @camtalbottt / @cannolimaatta / @cantevenskate / @capmorielly / @captainmitchmarner / @captainpoulin / @captkentparson / @carey-pric31ess / @cargojorts / @casual-toronto-trash / @charliekapanen / @charliesnackavoy / @coltonparakyo / @connor-mcdavo / @connormcdazzle / @connormcskellington / @connormxdavid / @connrbrowns / @coolmatthews / @countvanriemsdick / @crouses / @crown-city-or-die / @crxsschecked / @daddyseggy / @daisiesmakingchains / @damnwassup / @detroitundeadwings / @devinscore / @dougiehamiltons / @drai-29 / @draisaitl29 / @dt-brown / @dubnyk / @dvlanlarkin / @dylanlarkin / @eat-sleep-leafs / @edmontonkailers / @ekmanlarssons / @explore-a-little / @flowbros / @fornothingisevilinthebeginning / @fratboyhanifin / @freddieandersens / @fuckhockeybutalsofuckhockey / @fuckin-hockey / @fuckleafs

G – L

@gallysburger / @gallysgrin / @generichawkeyblog / @getmewiththosegreeneyes / @gingerbrownie / @goldenknghts / @gorditx / @hakunimaatta / @handcraftedweedorange / @henrikzetterbergs / @hertls-smile / @hockey–eh / @hockeygrandpa / @hockeyinspires / @hockeyisallineed / @hockeyisreligion / @holtbaest / @hrtfrdwhlrs / @hunkdqvist / @h2ofireyrage / @icantbelievesomeone / @icechild-josi / @ice-ice-hockey / @icesonice / @imaginarydaze / @impekkablerinne / @itsyourboykent / @ivanprovolone / @jagr-trash / @jakegardiner / @jamesneal / @jaybeaglefans / @jimbovesey / @jimmyskjei / @jimmyveseysfreecoffee / @johnnyandmony / @joshhodang / @joyousramblings / @juicysaros / @justhockey / @karilehtonens / @kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou / @kassu-kapanen / @kaz-in-the-impala / @kdraj82 / @knightsduke / @koilers / @konecyourself / @korpisalos / @kuuuuuuuuuch / @kyamamoto / @larkintrash / @leafstrashtm / @leafystephens / @letangandlefleury / @lifeasaeuropeanhockeyfan / @lindholmz / @lottswrites / @lovve-beyond-words / @lowkeyhawkey /

M – R

@maattdaddy / @man-tha / @maplelaughs / @mapleleafstrash / @mapleloafs / @maple-loafs / @maplesleaf / @marner-rielly / @marnershair / @marnsteejsegs / @marnsxmatts / @martinfrks / @mattsmartsmarns / @mattystrome / @mcdraii / @mcmarns / @minourouss / @mitchellmarnthews / @mitchmarnerssmile / @mitchy-marnrs / @mitchy-marns / @mitchymarnsy / @mmmlatta / @mo-gardiner / @moriellly / @moriellymolove / @motoleafs / @mrazzy / @mvpleleafs / @mvtchmarner / @mybbynylander / @mystupidlovesongs / @nazem-kadream / @nazemkadri / @nevmar / @nhl-canes / @nhloffseason / @niederreiter22 / @nkadri / @nohappinessleague / @nolan-hatrick / @nolanjamespatrick / @nolannpatrick / @noseriouslythisis / @notbuddies / @nugentthopkins / @n-ylander / @nylanderr / @nyland3r / @nymarnthews / @ohmygoshhockey / @ohmy-hockeyplayers / @ohmymarner / @oilersluv / @onhomeice / @ottermcdavid / @panic-at-the-goalline / @paraykhoe / @pastasmynood / @pavszacha / @penaltyboxprincess / @pernellkarl / @phatrickmaroon / @philadelphiaflyernolanpatrick / @phoenixcoyotes / @pillsburymcavoy / @pksuburban / @ptuukkadactyl / @puckfucker / @puckheads / @puckinghawkey / @pucking-willy / @puckstars / @puckslut34 / @quaider / @radicalradek / @rangers-of-newyork / @raskbrothas / @riellymo / @rightwingwilson / @rnarner / @ryan-macdount / @ryannugentpumpkins

S – Z

@saarijaervis / @saintpatrice / @savnasser / @sheary / @seanmcnahans / @sixteenthirtyfour / @skjeidy-bitch / @skjeiwhat / @sleepy-leafs / @smileyboymarner / @snarkylarky / @sodunwithhockeyfeels / @softauston / @softmarner / @spookylatta / @spookymarner / @starscapsleafs / @stepmom / @sunshinestromer / @sweetbbkuch / @takeitoff-leafs / @thealidoyle / @thegirlwhocriedsass / @theleafssuck / @theseleafsarealrightfam / @theoneandonlyzoe / @theseleafsarealright / @thirtyfours / @timomeier28 / @tomashrtls / @toothlessburns / @toronthoes / @torontomaplebros / @torontomaplegardens / @torontos / @travisdermott / @travlskonecny / @ttoronto2colorado / @turnshitoff / @tylersequin91 / @tysbarrie / @tyseguinbae / @tysonbarries / @unfriendlyspidey / @wannabepuckslut / @wennbergbabe / @werenskis / @werenzki / @whatcha-skjei / @whentheworldsleeps23 / @williamnylandersthighs / @willynylanders / @wllmnylndr / @wonthetrade / @yahadmeathockey / @yannigovrde / @yotes4life / @zaitsy / @zetterbeard

Extra lovin for my lovely friends under the cut!

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anonymous asked:

i read all your headcanons in the middle of the night and i thought i was being super sneaky with my silent cough-laughter but my flatmate came in because she thought i was choking. happy season 3 and bless u

happy season 3!!! please don’t choke i’m too young for manslaughter charges

  • lance strives to be like a badass action movie protagonist
    • but in reality he’s the shonen anime protagonist who Loves His Friends
    • he can’t help it he just gets too excited to be silent and deadly
    • lance: “i’m the cool ninja sharpshooter ;)” also lance: “allura that was the tightest shit ever!!!!!!! and did you guys see how pidge-!!!!”
  • coran’s salty bc the mice never help him with repairs like they do for hunk
  • shiro’s a little confused about why everyone keeps walking up to him and thanking him for not being from norway
  • *pidge voice* “’follow the bad guy’ does not! qualify! as a plan! keith!”
  • hunk is normally :) but while driving he’s :))))) which roughly translates to “quit riding my ass or i’ll kick yours”
  • allura’s first response when she and blue have a problem is to flirt
    • [blue doesn’t do what allura wants] “hey blue have i mentioned you’re looking. uh. awfully bluetiful today”
    • she gains a new appreciation for lance when she realizes how hard it is to come up with original pick up lines
  • lance, over comms: “keith, listen, the worst thing you could do right now is take matters into your own hands” keith: “got it. i totally understand lance” [hangs up] “guys we’re going to have to take matters into our own hands”