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weyounn  asked:

SPRING MADNESS (PamxJervis) FOR THE SHIP MEME?¿ PLS?¿💜✨ *huggles you forever*

·        Gives nose/forehead kisses

In this case, Ivy gives the forehead and nose kisses. Jervis is short enough that she can just bend down and do it – it saves him the effort of constantly getting on his tip toes to reach her.

·        Gets jealous the most

Jervis is surprisingly the quickest to get jealous. Perhaps it’s his bad history with women, or the fact that Ivy is very attractive, but whenever other men or women get flirty and talkative with her, he’s quick to get defensive, and often spends the rest of the evening by her side glowering at anyone trying to make a move on her.

·       Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Neither really dabbles in alcohol, so there haven’t been any cases of one having to drive out and get the other! If the event was to happen though, Ivy’s immunity to toxins would mean she’s the designated driver of the evening.

·        Takes care of on sick days

Ivy’s immunity gives her an unfair advantage again, and she often finds herself dealing with an ill Jervis. She blames his habits of spending nights out in the cold, as well as his incapability to care for himself because he spends so much time fiddling with his mind control chips.

·         Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

In this case, Ivy has to force Jervis out. He’s not really a fan of swimming, so it takes a lot of coaxing and promises to get him really into the water. He can’t swim, though, and often ends up having to put floaties on his arms. Ivy thinks it’s hilarious – Jervis doesn’t.

·         Gives unprompted massages

Both spend so much time hunched over work, so it’s often a shared thing between the two. Spontaneous massages when one notices the other is getting back pains happen daily, and they’re appreciative of the others efforts.

·         Drives/rides shotgun

Ivy drives because Jervis can’t even properly see over the dash without a book to sit on, and when they’re in a heist there’s not much time to find a text book and set it up. Jervis doesn’t mind – it gives him more of an opportunity to admire the view outside, which is always slightly marred by police lights and batman.

·         Brings the other lunch at work

This is another shared thing between them. Some days Jervis will bring Ivy a lunch, and other days Ivy will bring Jervis lunch. Really it depends who gets up and makes it first.

·         Has the better parental relationship

Again, neither really have a good parental relationship. Ivy’s dad murdered her mother, and Jervis was pretty much given up. Both have discussed parents in the relationship, and have reached the agreement not to get family involved at all.

·         Tries to start role-playing in bed

Once, only once, did Jervis try this. About half way even he realized this was waaaay too awkward and resorted to trashing the idea with excessive apologizing and a very flustered attitude.

·         Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Neither dance, and neither really get drunk (though Ivy’s dancing is slightly worse than Jervis’ when it comes to more formal. For more casual dancing, Ivy is far better than Jervis)

·         Still cries watching Titanic

Jervis tries to stay strong. He really does. But when Rose drops that necklace in the sea, man, he just can’t hold back the water works. Ivy is still very exasperate over the entire movie, but she pats Jervis on the back a few times as he wails about true love and ‘that goddamn suitor man’.

·         Firmly believes in couples costumes

Ivy likes to joke around with couple costumes, like maybe once every other year. Examples include: peanut butter and jelly, bacon and egg, cosmo and wanda, etc.

·         Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Jervis breaks that rule HARD. He spoils Ivy senseless when it comes to Christmas, and though she loves it, it really sets the bar for gifts. In the end, they both end up carving quite a dent in their bank accounts for each other.

·         Makes the other eat breakfast

Ivy makes breakfast if she gets up early, and Jervis makes it if he gets up early. Often breakfast is cereal and orange juice, but if they have enough groceries they’ll go the extra mile for each other and have an ‘English Breakfast’, per say.

·         Remembers anniversaries

Jervis has it marked on every calendar. Jervis has Calendar man remind him of the date. Jervis has an alarm on his phone. Jervis absolutely does not forget his anniversary – Ivy can remember it without the 20 alarms though, and likes to bring this up to tease him.

·         Brings up having kids

Jervis mentioned it a few times. He really wouldn’t mind having a child. Ivy insists that maybe if they settle down on their crime lives, they can discuss it - but until then they can stick with pets. It’s not like she doesn’t want them. She just doesn’t want the child t grow up with 2 parents in Arkham for half of the kids life.

I was tagged by @smarsupial

  1. Favourite Episode: The Empire Strikes Back. Followed extremely closely by Return of the Jedi. (and if I could extend this to mean favourite book too, I’d say The Last Command, because those should have been episodes anyway. Hmph.)
  2. Favourite Character: Grand Admiral Thrawn. I’m stoked he’s gonna be in Rebels, but fearful of what they might do to him. Also thrilled that in a few short months I’ll get a new Zahn book about him. \shrieking
    ….Actually within the movies for a favourite though, I have a hard time choosing between Darth Maul, Darth Vader, and Grand Moff Tarkin. I have no use for heroes.
  3. Favourite Ship: Imperial-class Star Destroyer. The Chimera in particular. My god that is a sexy ship. Followed closely by base-model TIE fighters. So much love.
    …. and if we’re talking shippy ships… Pellaeon/Thrawn, Thrass/Thrawn, Maul/Thrawn, (everyone/Thrawn, really), Hux/Kylo, and Tarkin/Vader are all ships I’m currently flailing over. I also have a serious thing for platonic Ahsoka/Maul, Ganodi/Grievous, and Boba Fett/Cad Bane. But honestly I ship so many ships I can’t really stop at just a few. I don’t think I actually like any of the canon ships all that much, lol oops.
  4. Favourite Actor/Actress from the Movies: Cushing and Daniels and Fisher and Hamill and Isaac and Ridley were/are all precious noodles, and I wish Cushing was still with us, because I would have loved for him to have had the opportunity to be involved in a bunch of the new things.
  5. Favourite Droid: R2D2 because nobody throws shade like that little fucker.
  6. Favourite Scene: The opening scene from A New Hope of the Devastator coming into frame will always give me chills. 
    If I can include book scenes though, the scene in The Last Command where Thrawn and Mazzic are standing there in the main hangar of the Chimera, and Mazzic is just tossing snark after snark at Thrawn as if he’s not a prisoner, in binders, and thinking he’s about to undergo torture. The man has balls. (We all know Thrawn decided to be a gentleman, forgo the torture, and opt for letting him go, but I mean Mazzic had no way of knowing that while he was there)
  7. Light Side, Grey Jedi, Dark Side? I’m a Dark Sider, through and through. I live fiercely, love fiercely, and I will without regret trample over anyone who tries to prevent me from getting what I want out of life. Strength is power. Self-determination is power. No one tells me what to do and you will pry my independence only from my cold dead hands. That being said. I’m also a pretty amiable guy. The two are not mutually exclusive. <3
    (…although if we’re just talking about which factions we’d align ourselves with, let’s be honest if I was suddenly thrust into the SW universe I would be applying for the Imperial Academy SO FAST you’d think I could enter hyperspace without a ship)
  8. First Movie You Saw from the Saga: A New Hope. I was smol. My folks had plugged in the VHS, and I came inside from doing something like digging in the dirt right at the scene where the dianoga pops its eye out of the trash compacter muck and then grabs Luke. One look at creepy alien eyeball and I was hooked. At that age I didn’t watch anything unless it was short, animated, and involved lots of animals, so getting me to sit down and watch an entire actual movie was nothing short of a miracle. The following days we watched ESB and RotJ and I was even more hooked because BOBA FETT and JABBA THE HUTT (these were the original releases so they didn’t show up ‘til ESB and TotJ then) and I remember being really upset that Jabba got choked and Fett got dropped into the Sarlacc and Vader threw the Emperor down the shaft. But then I started saving my allowance so I could buy the toys and recreate my favourite scenes the RIGHT WAY (it started early) and here we are. Adding way too much tl;dr to a simple question.
  9. SW Crush? ALL OF THEM. I mean. Well. My biggest ones would be Thrawn, Maul, Tarkin, Kylo Ren, Mazzic, Jabba, Thrass, and Cad Bane. But honestly I have to keep lists to keep track of all of my crushes, shit’s crazy. But a good bet is that if there’s an Imperial uniform on someone, I have a crush on them. 

possiblypsychopath  asked:

For the ship meme... Harlivy and/or Scriddler?

(Both you and @highjewelfqueen requested Harlivy so I’ll knock down two in one!!)

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses

Harley is definitely the one to give the forehead and nose kisses. Especially in the morning, to wake Ivy up, she’ll kiss her on the cheek/nose/forehead/whatever is available. Ivy won’t admit it, but it’s become one of the only ways she’ll wake up.

  • Gets jealous the most

Ivy definitely gets jealous pretty quickly, especially if Joker is mentioned between the two. She isn’t exactly the sharing type, nor does she like it when Harley reminisces back to her old relationship. She expresses her jealously through touching Harley more frequently and being more PDA friendly.

  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Neither can really get drunk, since they’re immune to toxins! But Harley is out a bit later than usual and often doesn’t have a ride, so Ivy is the one to frequently goes out to get her – in that pink Ferrari of theirs.

  • Takes care of on sick days

Since Ivy can’t necessarily get sick, she’s also the go to for when Harley gets a cold. This means excessive chicken soup, piles upon piles of warm blankets, and cheesy soap operas running all day around. Also a lot of lounging in bed together.

  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Harley drags Ivy! Harley gets pretty hyped about beach days, and though Ivy would prefer to sun tan on the beach, she often finds herself being hauled out into the water one way or another.

  • Gives unprompted massages

Also Harley. When Ivy is hunched over in her greenhouse for hours on end, it isn’t uncommon for Harley to saunter in and try to ease the back pain. Ivy appreciates it a lot.

  • Drives/rides shotgun

Ivy’s the driver, and Harley rides shot gun. Mostly because Harley is a menace on the road.

  • Brings the other lunch at work

Harley likes to surprise Ivy with lunches on a daily basis. Again, when Ivy is out in the greenhouses and her mind is on other ideas, she doesn’t really keep a consistent eating schedule. With Harley around, though, she never seems to miss lunch. If it isn’t a deluxe peanut butter and jelly sandwich, it’s take out. Ivy doesn’t mind one bit.

  • Has the better parental relationship

Both of them don’t really have a good parental relationship. Harley’s might be a bit better than Ivy’s, given the fact that her parent didn’t murder the other, but it still isn’t a dream relationship.

  • Tries to start role-playing in bed

Harley tried it once. Ivy had absolutely no idea how to react or what to do when Harley unexpectedly said ‘Call me your sexy nurse’ and the night was cut short when both of them couldn’t control the laughter that followed suit.

  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Neither get drunk, but Harley does a lot of silly dances. Example – she tried whipping once and almost knocked down Edwards elaborate Jenga set up in Arkham.

  • Still cries watching Titanic

Harley will never get over Rose letting Jack go. Ivy, on the other hand, applauds Rose for thinking of herself first. This doesn’t mean that she doesn’t comfort Harley while she’s sobbing, of course.

  • Firmly believes in couples costumes

Harley is also all for couple costumes. If she’s gonna be Mini, someone needs to be her Micky. Or if she’s Lava Girl Ivy’s gonna be Shark (Girl?). Her favorite couple costume is pencil and paper though. They wore that to a Halloween party once and it was legendary.

  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Ivy spoils Harley. Thanks to her robbing a lot of men of their wealth, she has money to spend, and has no hesitation blowing it all on elaborate gifts for Harley, such as diamond necklaces and new clothes. Harley is more of the home-made gifts kinda girl.

  • Makes the other eat breakfast

Harley also frequently makes the breakfasts. Ivy has a tendency to sleep in, so Harley is usually up early enough to make a batch of scrambled eggs or cheerios with milk. She also likes the ‘happy face breakfast’, of 2 eggs and bacon.

  • Remembers anniversaries

Both of them are really good at remembering anniversaries. They have the gifts all wrapped up and the night thoroughly planned by the time the day rolls around, and it’s always a wonderful day.

  • Brings up having kids

Ivy was the one to actually toy with the idea a few times. Harley hasn’t been objecting to it either, so both wouldn’t mind adopting – or raising Ivy’s plant children. Whichever idea comes first. 

11/11/11 Tag pt. 2~!

Holy Cow!Genos, Batman! @guardiandae tagged me! (insert everyone hating me that I made them read that terrible pun here) So I’ll do this one properly and also make up 11 questions, as well as give 11 facts that I skimped out on last time due to being dead on my feet~♥ Sorry if I rant, I always write more than I mean too, but here we go.


♠ I’m 180cm tall and have a very Jewish-German ancestory, so I got broad shoulders (yay) and broad hips (nay) that come with that.

♠ I mentioned this before, but I chose my name (Tavia) because it was going to be my birth name, until the parental units changed their mind at the last second, and it came from a teddy bear my mom cherished as a child that she never assigned any gender to; nonbinary bear, if I can’t be properly given your name then I shall take it for myself. Plus, I mean, it shortens to Tavi/Tav and sounds male and I love that.

♠ In real life I seem cold, distant, and intimidating…I have no fucking clue why. I don’t talk much, mainly because I live alone and I work the only shift at the hotel that’s solo (every other shift has two-three people running the front desk, not mine though) so starting conversation isn’t my thing, but if you talk to me I talk back and I smile and shit, even if I know I’ll come off awkward. I’ve been told before it’s because I’m tall and have a resting bitch face…well, there’s nothing I can do about that, so I guess if you ever meet me in real life don’t be scared please, I promise I’m not mean!

♠ I’m a clumsy oaf. My height enables me to bump my head into shit all the time (always comes back to being tall, doesn’t it? God damn it…) and broad shoulders/hips = hello corners and countertops, meet the very little un-bruised flesh that I have left. I also pull a Reigen and sort of flap my hands around when I’m speaking, though that’s mostly if I’m into the conversation, so you bet your ass they knock shit over or slap hard surfaces. I’m a mess of a human, trust me.

♠ I just recently broke up with my boyfriend…*sighs* It was mutual, so we’re still friends and even consider ourselves Queer Platonic to each other, but he’s back with his ex-boyfriend and told me honestly that he feels pretty passionately about him, so we broke up and now he’s really happy. I just want him to be happy so I’m okay with it; his ex/current boyfriend is a total sweetheart and is really in love with him so I know they’ll be great. Just a little frustrated, I suppose, that distance once again fudged up a relationship for me…I just want a Genos of my own. *sighs again*

♠ On a less depressing note, I’ve lost like 40 lbs since last year, and it’s due to being less depressed, and thus more inclined to eat properly and exercise! I’m gaining some of that weight back, but it’s in muscle rather than body fat, and here’s hoping that I can get those abs I’ve always wanted, and more importantly those sculpted biceps I’ve wanted even more. I’ve always been strong, I just wanna look it ahahaha.

♠ Still have pretty low depressed moments, been sort of trudging through one this week (work has been a god damn nightmare, but I haven’t ranted about it since I want to spare you all having to see that), but seriously, I’ve been happier this year than I have for the past eight. Which is ironic considering how fucked up this year is in general, but I really am happier. I finally am taking steps towards selling my house (got an Open House happening this Sunday even), which will enable me to move to California and finally be with my best friends, and have a support network again rather than going at life alone like I have been for almost 9 years. I’ve had this blog for years and just in these last several months feel like it’s getting somewhere, and I actually talk to people on here which is incredible, and is only adding to the happiness I’ve been so long without. Thank you all for that~♥

♠ Hmmm…what else…coming up with facts is hard ahaha. I love cats. Obvious one, right? But no, you guys don’t understand, I really love cats—I can’t even go to the humane society anymore because, if I do, even if I can’t afford it, I will take a cat or twenty home. If I see a stray cat I immediately squat down and will waste a whole day, if I must, to try and get its attention and/or gain its trust so I can pet it; it’s 50-50 on whether or not it will happen. Some of the highlights of my LIFE were when stray cats deemed me worthy of approach, or even better, ran at me full-sprint and let me cuddle the crap out of them because they wanted love. I’ve even let a stray kitten stay the night in my home before so it wouldn’t freeze or starve, and if someone hadn’t come along the next day willing to take it in I would’ve adopted that cat; he slept on my head, he was 60% my cat already. I even had a name in mind and everything: Tuxedo Kamen (since he was black with a white spot at his neck that looked like a bow tie). He was going to be my legacy…oh well, he’s happy now at least. But yeah, cats man, cats…

♠ I’d like to have a job that works with animals, specifically cats if I could. Like animal groomer, or shelter assistant (It’d have to be paid so I can make a living off of it, as much as I wish I could just do it for free), or, and this is my ultimate dream, working at a Cat Cafe. I’m not lying, that is my DREAM, a Cat Cafe.

♠ I either laugh and cry very easily, or I’m completely numb, there is no inbetween. The closest I’ve ever gotten to a happy medium is when I’m with my best friends, but otherwise I’m just a mess emotionally. Always. 

♠ I want to be in love…Like, with my ex-boyfriend we were in love but it was always soft and safe, which isn’t bad at all, but when we changed our relationship to Queer Platonic I wasn’t surprised. That felt more accurate for us, and once again he’s happy, and very intensely in love, so it’s all good. But I want that for myself. I want to be that in love with someone…not sure I’ll ever be. I mean, I’m a pretty specific package, and I won’t change who or what I am for anyone else, and even if I love someone there’s a good chance they won’t love me back. So what I mean, I suppose, is I want to be deeply in love and I want it to be mutual; not a crazy “I’ll commit suicide for you” or obsessive kind of love, no no no NO, but you know…~romance~. Lord, I’m so pathetic XD;


1. African or European swallow?

African~♥ It’s such a cute/pretty bird.

2. Favorite lyric from the last song you listened to?

You said that you would die for me…you must live for me too!” — The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Cat and Mouse. (I swear it’s just a coincidence that Cat is in the song title.)

3. What’s one of your pet peeves?

If your feet aren’t freshly out of the shower/bath, or haven’t been indoors in the same location all day, don’t you DARE put them on my bed. My eye begins twitching, my anxiety starts pumping, and my OCD starts screaming in my head…I just cannot stand dirty (or what I consider dirty) feet on the place where I sleep. I blame my older sister for this because, as much as I love her, she has stinky feet OTL Oh my stars…she used to wear those platform sandals that were popular in the 90′s all the time, and they just stunk to high-heaven. And that smell would spread to other things, like the carpet by the front door where she’d leave her sandals, or the couch where she’d sit with her feet tucked under her (it looked cute, she’s super cute, but god please just, like, wipe those puppies down first), so my worst fear was that smell getting on my bed whenever she’d come into my bedroom. So yeah, as much as I have a bunch of pet peeves, I can deal with those ones, but this one drives me up the wall.

4. An inside joke with a friend?

Kevin Sorbo. That’s it, that’s the joke.

5. Favorite month of the year and why?

April and October. April because it’s spring, it’s beautiful, and my birthday is in April (22nd—Earth Day~♥). October because it’s autumn, it’s beautiful, and PUMPKINS AND SKELETONS EVERYWHERE.

6. Weirdest thing you’ve googled this week?

This week? Uuuuuh…OH. I googled the use of “s’ versus s’s” just to see what the general consensus was, and it basically came out to what I already knew: both are used so whatever. *shrugs* (I’m generalizing the shit out of that, there were hundreds of discussion posts I read, but that was basically the underlying agreement.)

7. Something you’ve changed your opinion about?

Genderbending. I used to be on board with it, only I didn’t realize how transphobic and sexist it can be 99% of the time until I did my own research, discussed it, etc. The person who introduced it to me was a trans female too, who loved it, which is a big reason I didn’t understand the problems behind it at first. I’m glad I learned differently!

8. Describe your personal ideal aesthetic (ie in terms of clothes, hair style, make up if applicable, etc)

Easy! @cinensis already drew it: Actual Transmale Asexual Tattooed Pierced Scruffy Saitama Wearing Genos’ Clothes (It doesn’t get better than that, it never will.)

9. A hobby you’ve wanted to pursue but haven’t yet?

Sculpting and playing the Cello. You think South Dakota has classes for that kind of thing? Ha. 

10. If you couldn’t talk or communicate with anyone (no writing, sign language, or charades, nothing) for a week, what would happen / what would you do?

Probably be fired, for one, since my job is very communication-based. Probably dive into a terrible depressive state since all I really have right now is written communication, so you take that away and, whelp…Other than that though I’d be fine. Just homeless, broke, sad, no biggie :D

11. Favorite dessert?

Strawberries dipped in dark chocolate.


1. What is your most vivid memory?

2. What would you do with a million dollars?

3. Who would you elect as president of the US (who’s not currently running)?

4. Pokemon or Digimon?

5. If you could hug anyone on Tumblr, who would it be?

6. Favourite Japanese monster (eg. long-neck woman, unbrella monster, etc.) and/or horror genre character (eg. Sadako, Kuchisake Onna, etc.)?

7. Are you a city person, or a small town person?

8. If you could stop the extinction of one species of animal/insect, what would it be and why?

9. Do you think humanity is inherently good or evil?

10. If you could travel to any planet in or outside our solar system instantly, without having to fear for your life, which one would you choose and why?

11. Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and saviour, Reigen Arataka?

I tag: @cinensis @paperficwriter @petrichorvus @majestically-fangirling @b1m0 @molten-rainbows @hinotorisan @one-trash-man @one-succ-man @sass-over-class @booonnieboo

And there you have it! Finally did it properly OTL;;; No pressure to do it if you don’t want to/don’t have time/etc., especially since I know I’ve been tagging a few of you a lot. Not sure if you like it or are annoyed by it, so just in case I stress that there’s no pressure to do this and I love you regardless~♥

Rules: tag 10 followers you’d like to know better
I was tagged by: @sadgrlz thank you babe ❣
Name: Samael
Nickname: Sam, sama, bear, Satan, Joshua, moon moon
Gender: better than you
Favourite colour: black, dark red, baby blue
Current time: 00:29
Average hours of sleep: what is sleep lmao
Last thing I googled: tarot spreads
Current number of followers: …..64…………
Dream job: artist or graphic designer
Height: 5'6" of anger
What do I post: anything magick, fantasy or “kin” related, my aesthetic, funny stuff that I don’t wanna ruin my main with
Why did you choose your username: i thought it would make me easy to find and to identify when I show up on your dash
I tag: @sparklepupper @sianax @khavariel @darkmagicfordarksouls @mer-demon-maid @g-ds-angel @isolatedcolumbiner @phagocytocis @humanity-shines

Master List


Requested (I only do them rarely…hope you understand)

Funny/sweet scenarios

  • 3 parts Yuta scenario (angsty/romance) - I helped my friend editing/reviewing/writing 

Smut scenarios

Nakamoto Yuta

Dong Si Cheng (Win Win)

Lee Taeyong

Moon Taeil

Ten Chittaphon


Others (gifs, memes, imagine)

NCT (various members/all of them)

Moon Taeil

Lee Taeyong

Ten Chittaphon

Mark Lee

Jung Jaehyun

Kim Doyoung

Dong Si Cheng (Win Win)

Nakamoto Yuta

Seo Youngho (Johnny)



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