thank you so much for the ask it was brilliant! :d

jet-playin  asked:

Hi! Do you know of any fics where Harry and Draco are both Aurors and have to work together? I've read quite a few but haven't come across one in a while. Either permanently partners or firced together for a single case, both work for me. (Note: I have read everything by l0vegl0wsinthedark so, much as I love reading and rereading What Real Thing, I figured it would better to warn you :D Thank you so much for all of your recs, they are so, unspeakably helpful! :)

(Thank you @celticrose1989​ and @awesomesauceuniverse​ for the requests!! I decided to combine these, since fics in which only Draco is an auror/cursebreaker are pretty rare. I was planning to also combine this with a request for just Auror!Harry (with miscellaneous Draco) to make a giant Auror Drarry list, but it ended up being ridiculously long, so that one will come later this weekend! This one is already super long as-is, so I’ve tried to limit my commentary to 2-3 lines. Let it be known that it was very difficult, hahaha.)

Auror/Cursebreaker Partner Drarry Recs

What Real Thing? by loveglowsinthedark / @l0vegl0wsinthedark (13K)- They don’t cuddle, they don’t talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other’s arms.
I know you’ve already read it, but you can’t expect me to just not include this amazing sexy pining fluffy piece of wonderfulness in my auror rec list!!! It includes the BEST AIRPORT SCENE (not at an airport) EVER.

Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore (28.5K)- Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint… and Draco’s no saint.
THIS FIC!! EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED. I STILL REMEMBER CLICKING ON IT AND NEARLY ORGASMING RIGHT THERE and it totally does its description justice! Technically Draco is a cursebreaker here.

Two Weeks by shiftylinguini / @shiftylinguini (22K)- If Harry had to guess which out of he or his Auror Partner, and tentative new friend, Draco Malfoy, would turn out to have Veela ancestry, his answer would be: neither, because that is ridiculous. Finding out the answer is actually him, and that his Veela heritage is wreaking havoc on his ability to work, sleep, and above all be in the same room as Malfoy, is a surprise to say the least. But this is fine. Harry’s been through worse, and he can just sit this one out, regardless of how much his body is screaming for the one person he doesn’t want to ask for help. Can’t he?
WONDERFUL FABULOUS YES TIMES 96382!! Veela!Harry but like, read it even if that’s not usually your thing. GREAT pining!!! Phone sex. P H O N E S E X.

Lift Your Open Hand by firethesound / @firethesound (19K)- With Draco Malfoy as his assigned partner for the next six weeks of Auror training, Harry had been prepared for things to go poorly. But getting themselves accidentally bonded to each other in the first twenty minutes of their very first assignment seemed going above and beyond, even for them.
What could you possibly need that isn’t in this fic? Includes bonding, domesticity, bed sharing, and Nicolas Cage. Perfection <3

Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by tessacrowley / @tessacrowley (10K)- Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he’s wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can’t.
One of the first fics I read and STILL one of the hottest! The sex is amazing, as is the fact that Draco wears (surprisingly practical!) heels and women’s clothing in general I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Highlands by Seefin / @seefin (16K)- The tent was a joke, that was basically the only explanation he could come up with as to why the Aurors would send he and Draco on a several-month mission with only their most basic model. Once, when Harry had been on one of the big ones, the kind of mission where there was a little Auror camp out in the wilderness, twenty or so tents all pitched practically on top of each other, he had slept in one with two stories. Actually it was more of a mezzanine level, but still. Their current one didn’t even have a fucking toilet. And if Harry were allowed to communicate with anyone other than Draco then he would definitely be lodging an official complaint right about now.
This fic is so sweet and slow (despite being only 16K, idk how she does it!). I love the development of their relationship, and being forced into close quarters is especially w o n d e r f u l.

Little Talks by femmequixotic and noeon / @femmequixotic and @noeeon (11.5K)- Draco’s been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he’s sure it’s just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
AAAH THE SEX. Also the adorableness! And the whatthefuckishappening a real DATE??? But THE SEX! And the fluff! Sorry I’m incoherent, just READ IT!

Something More by thusspakekate (9K)- After a night of heavy drinking, Harry Potter has a love bite the size of Wales on his neck and an unsigned note from the man who gave it to him in his pocket. The only problem? He can’t quite remember who he brought home with him the night before. And what’s got Draco Malfoy in such a strop?
OMG pining in this one like crazy. It’s obvious why from the summary, right?? Yeah? Just….you’re already feeling the angst, I know it, just read it and let it be resolved <3

One Big Misunderstanding by agentmoppet / @agentmoppet (7K)- Draco will be the first to admit that his choices aren’t particularly clever, especially when they involve Potter, but this has to be the worst one yet.
OH, DRACO. Poor baby sends Harry and Blaise off on a date together and then becomes a jealous wreck and it’s beautiful.

You Send Me (Honest You Do) by firethesound (37K)- As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.
This is a GREAT use of the deaging trope (without being at all creepy btw, so don’t worry!), and Harry has tattoooooos!! Also more pining pining pining <3 And great writing as always from this amazing author.

Tales from the Special Branch Series by femmequixotic (304K so far)- When Gavin Robards asks him to form Special Branch seven-four-alpha, Harry Potter knows they’ll have to work outside the confines of the law–even though they are the law.
Are you tired of me reccing this series yet? TOO BAD I’LL NEVER STOP MUAHAHA. This list just wouldn’t be complete without it! Who could ever tire of Draco fucking Harry, his senior officer???? NOT ME!!

All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound (150K)- Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
Another fic I’ve recced over and over because IT’S THE QUINTESSENTIAL BEST EVER CLASSIC AUROR PARTNER FIC IN MY OPINION so it literally cannot be missing from this list.

It’s the Love of the Chase (That Created the Ride) by lumosed_quill (14K)- Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It’s a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco’s pants).
Basically adrenalin rushes from cases make Harry and Draco crave sex and it’s amazing 

One Harry Potter Please (If Possible, Seduced and Ready) by faithwood (62K)- All Draco wants is Harry Potter’s friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures.
So nearly all long-term-auror-partner fics have flangst because how could they not?? But this one stands out to me as being the FLANGSTIEST (this is a word now) EVER. Like an adorable idiot, Draco impersonates Harry’s secret admirer.

The Kaleidoscope Charm, or 50 Shades of Rainbow Magic by Omi_Ohmy (27K)- Getting Draco Malfoy as a boss was not the worst thing that happened to Harry; getting a crush on him was.
Auror!Harry is assigned to work with Draco (of the Curse and Lock Breaking Dept). Also he owns a giant angel statue that looks just like him. ;D

Like Diamonds We Are Cut With Our Own Dust by raitala (11K)- Draco has borne the mark of the Dark Lord for over ten years. It is familiar to him, but he pays the price for it every day, and Harry has noticed.
This fic is just so cool. It’s based on “that picture” by alekina, which I coincidentally reblogged just yesterday and is amazing and HARRY REMOVES DRACO’S DARK MARK YEP

Whoo Knew? by oceaxe (19K)- Despite having had a crush on his Auror partner for years, Draco’s been biding his time and waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his case. But when Harry subscribes to a new wizarding personals service, Draco gets a wake-up call. With new each message that arrives for Harry from a hopeful suitor, it becomes more and more clear that the time to act has arrived.

Air B&E (reader x Bucky)

Characters: reader, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, unnamed Male Target, OFC Jeff. 

Summary: When a mission requires close proximity with your least favorite teammate, you try to make the best of it, but a change in plans adds new challenges and possibly a new opportunity. ( basically Bed Sharing Trope meets Enemies to Lovers Trope. Kinda.  :D )

Warnings: sexual situations? pretty vague.  

Word Count: 2.8k

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A/N: Hey, ya’ll !! I’m back from vacation and the idea for this fic was sparked by my sleeping accommodations. heh. I kinda fell in love with it and even made time to write in the evenings after being super tired from traveling. I hope you enjoy this and any feedback is appreciated! Love you guys!! :)



Originally posted by bovaria

“Alright! So here are the keys, the WiFi password is posted on the fridge and let me know if there’s anything you need, anything at all. Okay?” said the overly enthusiastic young man before you.

You accepted the keys with a smile, “Absolutely! Thank you so much, Jeff. It’s even better than the pictures.”  

“I’m so glad,” he grinned. “Well, I’ll leave you to it. It was so nice to meet you both.”

Your eyes flickered to the man beside you, tight smile upon his face. “You, too, man,” he coolly responded.

Resisting the urge to roll your eyes, you clasped the hand of the heavy left arm draped over your shoulders. Technology allowed the metal plates to be shielded with a holographic flesh arm, but it still weighed a ton.

“Bye, Jeff.”

He nodded before stepping out into the hall. The moment the front door lock engaged, you shoved the arm off and put as much space between you two as possible.

“This plan is stupid,” Bucky said with contempt as he collapsed heavily onto the couch.

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Here’s a silly one. Rank Katie’s roles in terms of hawtness (@rtracker).

Alrighty. This killed me, because personally, I would just choose them all. Can’t I just have them all??? It was almost as difficult as having to decide which character I would date (a high point in my life), so thanks for that! But first I had to consider my criteria for Maximum Hawtness™. It was necessary. I mean we all know Katie is gorgeous and hot af no matter what. So instead I had to consider things beyond Katie’s perfect face.

Sooo personal style, attitude, the way she carries herself, innocence vs. …naughtiness? Sauciness? Can that be a thing? Sure! Oh, and chemistry and interactions with other characters. That’s a big one. Leaving out the usual characters. So here is my list.

1. Kate Foster (But of course!)

Pretty sure a lot of you have seen me freak out about Kate. When it comes to judging hawtness, I am all for the sharp and pointy. When did the question of wanting fries cause anyone to become uncomfortably aroused?? When Kate Foster asked the question, that’s when! Kate is smooth, seductive and she spends pretty much her entire date with Erica looking like she is ready to rip her clothes of with her teeth. …Yeah that’s pretty hot. Bonus points for the lingering touches and the sex hair the morning after. #shooketh

2. Lena Luthor

Originally posted by luthorial

The perfect combination of sharp and pointy and soft and squishy. There is definitely something about her that has drawn so many in. The heart-eyes, the perfect buns, the eyebrows, the lip-bite, the red lipstick… Then there is the fact that she dresses like she’s on her way to view the next big line during fashion week (That Magenta Coat™ tho). Speaking of the lip biting, heart-eyes, and eyebrows, is it me or is Lena more flirty than pretty much all of Katie’s characters combined? Throw all of that on top of the fact that she is an angel and classy af and you can just consider me deceased.

Pssst. If you are for any reason interested in more of Katie being hot and/or my somewhat warranted opinion/endless thirst, keep reading! Ok let’s move on.

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Vampire Monsta X

wjsn version: coming soon!


  • he’s the official leader and “father” to the pack but he’ll also listen to direction from others and take in what they’re saying
  • he doesn’t mind cuddles and hugs, which may seem surprising since his exterior tends to look cold and stoic. but, no, he’s a big cuddly bear
  • when you, new to the pack, have trouble settling in; he goes out of his way to make the pack feel like your home
  • he makes sure the others talk to you and will even bring back blood he knows you’ll like, just to make you smile
  • those caring gestures are how he treats all his friends so you think nothing of them, willing yourself to ignore how he made you feel
  • until a certain incident
  • where an enemy attacked you and suddenly, that big softie was gone and a ferocious leader was in their place. he ripped that vamp to smithereens and nursed you back to health, since he kept snapping at the healer who was supposed to
  • he didn’t trust you in anyone’s hands but his
  • you soon realise why and as he’s changing your bandages one day, you rest your hands atop his; “thank you for caring for me. it’s no wonder I’ve fallen for you, you’re so kind.”
  • he smiles shyly and his cheeks bunch up to his eyes and he laughs a little. but says nothing. there is no need for words. you know he’s yours and you’re his

Originally posted by wonhontology


  • very focused on each of his tasks. this is why he’s basically second in command and shownu’s right hand man
  • he gets tasked with the harder, more difficult jobs. one being training the newborns to control their thirst
  • out of the three newbies, you were the only one left. the others had gone mad trying to ignore the hunger and went rogue. this is what piqued wonho’s romantic interest in you
  • you had always been his friend before this, or his pupil in a way. but your will to survive, how well you learn, how hard you try to not just mindlessly kill humans; makes him think ;)) hey ;;) what’s good?
  • he was always flirty, but in a friend way, until he realised those feelings. now his sarcasm and humour is always just to make you smile, to hear your laugh
  • he doesn’t waste too much time of the flirting tho, asking you out soon after ;)

Originally posted by wonhontology


  • the opposite to how you imagined a vamp being
  • he’s LOUD and happy and warm and kind. he loves making friends and putting a smile on ppl’s faces, whether they’re a vamp or a human
  • which is why he’s in charge of scouting
  • he can mingle in with the humans no problem, able to fit in with the times despite the fact that he’s older than most of the castles he walks by
  • he spots you in front of one such castle, or more so, he spots the vampire eyeing you up. you were an easy target, not paying attention, and at the edge of the crowd. if you were lured away, no one would notice your absence until it was too late
  • he couldn’t let that happen. you seemed nice, too nice to die like that
  • so he introduces himself with an easy going smile “hi, I’m minhyuk! what’s your name?”
  • a friendship blossoms but he tells you nothing of his real identity, until that vamp resurfaces and starts a war by telling you everything. he’s trying to provoke minhyuk’s pack and doing it through you was a brilliant way
  • minhyuk was furious that you now knew, that you were scared of him. his pack went to war, winning after a few months, and then he could finally return to find you
  • he crept into your room one night, shaking you awake: “please, don’t scream! I won’t hurt you. I lied to keep you safe, since I care so much about you. But I’ll be honest this time, I promise.”
  • if you decide to trust him or not is up to you

Originally posted by j00h0ney


  • smol and grumpy but cute
  • snaps at the less experienced newborns and if he doesn’t like the order given to him, he’ll be in a bad mood the entire time he’s doing it
  • one such order was to track down a newborn that was terrorizing a nearby village
  • he stomped into the place, hopping over dead bodies until he found you huddled in a cave, sobbing without any tears
  • then he softened
  • “ah, look, the blood lust is hard at first. but you’ll get better. if you come with me, I can help you”
  • he takes you under his wing and although he’ll still grump and frown at you, his touches are gentle and no matter how many mistakes you make, he’ll help you not make them again
  • the boys like to tease him for that and he’s EXTRA GRUMPY but blushing (if he could) since omg shut up what if y/n hears?!?!?!?!
  • you get to see softer, warmer side to him. he’s like that always but he covers it up since vamps are meant to be tough. not the type to sing lullabies to you when you’re upset he swears he doesn’t do that but u know different

Originally posted by kihqun


  • rubbed you the wrong way at first. he was blunt and not shy about pointing out your mistakes, which made you feel unwanted as a new pack member. that was just his way of looking out for you tho and helping you learn
  • once you get to know him better, you realise he’s such a sweetheart and feelings form
  • but he’s oblivious, continuing to laugh and joke with you, unaware of how you were falling more and more in love
  • you should prob confess asap bc if he figures out you think he’s hot then you’ll never hear the end of it lol
  • and w you being the straight forward one for once, he’s surprised and shy and if he could blush he would
  • “you want to go on a d - date? sure! I hope we find a restaurant that serves blood” lol

Originally posted by kihqun


  • a vampire aegyo king
  • over the years in the pack, you’ve worked your way up and if there’s a time when the pack can’t hunt for whatever reason, it’s your job to ration the blood supply
  • and suddenly jooheon is attached to your hip, flashing his dimples and cute voice and asking for seconds. and who could say no to that? :”)
  • at first, the relationship was just him wanting tasty blood but you grow to become friends from it
  • he’s welcoming and warm so even tho he’s kinda using you, it’s not out of badness. and you recognise that, growing fond of the child within that ancient body
  • a time came when you needed a favour from him and he did it w/out hesitation. you know that you can trust him and the bond between you is so strong that shownu often sends you on missions together
  • more time together = stronger feelings
  • but he was too afraid of them not being returned so you two tango around the emotions while EVERYONE else knows how you feel
  • eventually hyungwon sets you up on a date and the rest is history ;)

Originally posted by garisanee


  • was distant and didn’t talk to you much at first. he was the latest to join the pack so you tried your best to make him feel welcomed
  • although he didn’t talk much, he would always listen to you and that felt nice :)
  • eventually, he grew out of his shell and was incredibly funny
  • he would always make you laugh, joking around and doing stupid things like impersonations
  • he would tell you about the time he was from and you him, getting a first hand glimpse of different decades and how times change
  • you often venture off together from the pack, walking through the woods or a crowded city at night, just to talk and be alone. you enjoy each others company and although he settled in well and is friends w everyone, you were still the first person he trusted so there’s a bond there
  • as he realises that his feelings are no longer those of friendship, he would try hard to show that without words
  • he’s always helpful but even more so now, doing anything to please you and make you smile
  • his willingness to help makes you suspicious and you curiously ask jooheon about it. he spills everything right away and maintains that you “interrogated” him but in actual fact he just couldn’t keep the secret in anymore
  • chankyun’s a bit annoyed but only bc he wanted to tell you first, when he felt more confident. but having you show up to his place out of the blue and kiss him was nice too so he can’t complain :)

Originally posted by wonhontology

Lore of Darkiplier and Antisepticeye

This is here by lore and theories from two fans of Markiplier and Jacksepticeye and means no harm by what we write. This is simply fun, nor is anything really cannon unless already stated. We don’t want to get into debates or say these  characters could be anyway shape or form real. We adore and love these youtubers and would never want to make them unhappy or uncomfortable. Thank you and here is our findings. -B


-Mark made a contract with Dark when he first started youtube (like back in 2011)

-Dark would allow him to gain love and support and gain the ability to make the effect in the world he wanted too, with the rule that Dark could periodically take over Mark’s body (and basically just exist latently inside Mark)

-Eventually Mark just kind of went into denial that Dark was real because Dark rarely showed up (except for the few times that Mark doesn’t really remember much because Dark took over the vessel and Mark’s consciousness was just kind of knocked unconscious) (this having similar ideology to when someone with split personalities ‘falls asleep’ or ‘loses time’)

-So Mark started laughing at the idea that Dark was real, and was greatly amused by the fanbase

-But Dark wasn’t pleased…….

-He wanted his share of the bargain, and he was trying to find an opening when he could gain control of the vessel

-Then the fanbase discovered Anti (translation: “created” Anti)

-Dark was told by the greater demons to try to contain Anti, but he didn’t find it that easy…

-Dark is a much older demon than Anti, having come into existence a very long time ago, far before Mark ever made a contract with him

-Also his real name isn’t Dark. That’s just the nickname he adopted because of the fanbase

-Dark has a fun time deciding what his appearance will be. While he appreciates the appeal of nicely done up suits and ties, and he really enjoys looking nice, he also does enjoy dressing up more “punk” I suppose (especially because when he rips the sleeves off Mark’s shirts it pisses Mark off and that’s so much fun)

-Dark has his own personality, own style, but has caught up with the times. This then creating his best advantage when he puts himself in front of an audience.

-During the “Date with Markiplier” video, Dark took over Mark’s body finally after a very long time of staying silent and inside, not only because Anti was starting to become more active, but also because he saw it as a brilliant opportunity to completely win over the vessel from Mark and get his side of the bargain

-This created the idea of ‘Dark’ into the cannon for the fanbase.

-Dark has a tendency to use Mark’s voice against him, and against the people around him. Everyone knows Mark’s voice is really nice and really attractive, but when Dark uses it for his own uses, it’s so much worse, and because it looks like Mark, no one really understands why Mark is suddenly so much more seductive, but it’s just Dark taking advantage of the faculties provided by his host

-Dark is a psychopath. He has no guilt or remorse, no empathy, no emotion, hes extremely narcissistic and is superficially charming, as well as dishonest, manipulative, and reckless - all traits of a psychopath

-Both Anti and Dark are incredible actors this fooling everyone they come into contact with - even fooling people like their family and friends.

-Dark is a sadist, so he will be looking to inflict as much pain as he can on the chosen victim. As whatever will hurt the person the most. This could be rejection, physical pain, or otherwise.

-First you will see it as Mark, our lovable doof and nothing will seem abnormal. Only when he is tired of using the host will he become his own entity. WIth the knowledge he has gained about the victim will use that against your will.

-Dark is a master manipulator, and has no remorse or guilt for anything he does. He simply enjoys the act of inflicting pain

-Dark has a magnificent way with words, and coupled with Mark’s fantastic voice, it’s hard to say no to him. Really hard. If he tells you to sit, you sit. If he tells you to kneel at his feet, you do it. If he tells you to kill yourself, you find a cliff and jump. It’s almost impossible to say no to him, no matter what he asks for. His words are sweet whispers in your ears telling you that if you just give yourself over to him the pain will end. But it never does


-Anti was just the idea of a demonic figure, but the fanbases sudden obsession with him slowly made him grow into an actual creature with a large amount of malicious intent

-When he fully became real, that’s when shit hit the fan

-Anti is crazy and angry and out for blood, and he won’t stop until he gets his quota (and who knows how much that is)

- Anti being based around Jack, he has his qualities since the fanbase had to have a vessel when creating up this creature.

- These qualities are more superficial than anything, like jacks green hair or bone structure. His laugh and over chaotic personality.

-While Jack stands for believing in yourself and being who you are, Anti would do anything for his victims to be shocked and taken back and scared with his existence. Also taking Jack’s worst qualities like his self doubt Anti will use this to make others feel bad this acting as a lure when talking to victims.

-Whereas Dark has a (mostly) consensual contract with Mark, Anti has nothing of the sort with Jack. Since Anti was created from Jack, he has no idea the demon is in him, and Anti is thrilled by this

-It means he can cause so much more havoc (such as making Jack hurt himself or others and then let Jack take back over the vessel with no memory of what the hell happened)

-This is why Dark has a 3d appearance when he takes over his vessel, whereas Anti is more glitchy - because he has no consent to take over Jack’s body, and so the two are fighting for control of the vessel

-We as the viewers see this as glitching or 3-D as that is what we has humans can relate this too. These are youtubers so it makes sense to the brain that they would look in a way related to technology. It’s also the only way our brains can really understand the real way they look, as human minds can’t handle that kind of eldritch thing

-Anti is a sociopath. He’s a pervasive liar, he’s physically aggressive, has no regard for his or others safety, and also has no remorse - all traits of a sociopath

-Anti loves to cause pain, but he’s also obsessed with inflicting pain on himself more than anything else. He’s very masochistic, and thus makes a perfect partner in crime to Dark, the opposite to him

-Anti blames other people for his own faults, mistakes and actions, like when he blamed the viewers for Jack’s death in his halloween video. This being shown as him killing the prized possesion of the fanbase, Jack.

-Anti has no regard for consequences, and believes he can get away with anything. He didn’t really kill Jack, but because the fanbase saw him appear to do so, he caused as much pain as he could, which he loves to do


-Markiplier seals a contract with the demon later to become known as Dark

-Markiplier starts his first channel, Markiplier

-Markiplier’s first channel is cut off from ad revenue, and thus gets canceled

-Markiplier starts his second channel, MarkiplierGAME

-Markiplier uploads the video “don’t blink” on June 19th, 2012, the first recorded (and canon appearance of the creature known as “Darkiplier”

-Markiplier uploads the video “don’t move” on July 4th, the second recorded (and canon) appearance of Darkiplier. This marks the first time Dark uses the black and white effect

-The fandom starts to notice Dark’s presence and creates a separate persona of Markiplier named Darkiplier as Mark continues to upload videos where he stares into the camera and just generally acts creepy

-The October of Terror Livestreams of 2012 start, where multiple appearances of Dark are recorded

-Markiplier uploads the video titled “Mr Kitty Saves the World” on July 23rd, 2013. A little over halfway through the video, it seems to glitch out, and Darkiplier’s face shows up on screen, with the words “THANK YOU” being heard through a distorted filter. Then the video loops back to the beginning, signifying the first time Dark uses looping as an effect. Mark also starts this episode by mentioning that he’s been having nightmares and seeing things out of the corners of his eyes

-Markiplier uploads the video titled “Error #53” on the same day as “Mr Kitty Saves the World” July 23rd, 2013. The “game” he’s playing seems to be riddled with glitches and problems, but he just brushes it off as nothing much, until near the end when everything seems to glitch out and Mark’s webcam disappears

-Just five days later, Markiplier uploads the episode titled “Raspy Hill”, and a little over halfway through this video, it glitches out once again, and the gameplay is replaced by clips from the gameplay with what we think is Mark’s voice over it (but what may actually be Mark being influenced by Dark) saying things like “Lately I haven’t been feeling like…myself” and “But it’s okay, because you’re here now. Here…you’ll be safe”

-Markiplier has another October of Terror Livestream in 2013, where Dark makes a couple of appearances

-Markiplier uploads “Jumpscare Friends” on May 12, 2014, where Dark seems to take over his body by the end, gaining control of the vessel through Mark’s heightened fear senses. This also shows that Dark can influence others around him, causing the others around Mark to make him anxious and frightened

-Markiplier uploads a video titled “The Way Too Serious Dance” on April 6th, 2015, where he claims that the dance he does can summon Darkiplier. This may only be Mark poking fun at the character the fanbase has created, but by this point Mark has completely gone into denial about the fact that Dark is real

-Markiplier uploads a video titled “Surgeon Simulator IN REAL LIFE” on May 10th, 2016, where by the end it’s shown that Mark is manipulating Matt into cutting Ryan apart, like on the game Surgeon Simulator. This is likely just a sketch, and not an actual appearance of Dark, but it’s noteworthy nonetheless

-Later that year, on August 14th, Markiplier uploaded a video titled “relax”, which features Darkiplier as a prominent figure who attacks Mark in the pool as he’s thanking the audience for 14 million subscribers. This likely isn’t an actual appearance from Dark, but is Mark acknowledging the “angsty, emo” persona the fanbase has by now made Dark out to be. At this point Mark believes that Dark doesn’t truly exist, more parodying the idea.

-On February 14th of 2017, Markiplier uploaded a video titled “A Date With Markiplier”, which seems to simply be a pick your own adventure style video with multiple endings, but quickly becomes more than that when Darkiplier shows up physically and clearly for pretty much the first time. He takes over Mark’s body in “HORROR” and talks directly to the viewers for a long period of time, talking about how he’s been cast aside (both by Mark himself as well as by the heightened presence of Anti in the dual fanbase’s mind), as well as talking about how he can give us more choices than Mark can (despite the fact that in reality, he only gives us one choice - the other three are links to his older appearances: don’t blink, don’t move, and relax). In the video titled “FREEDOM!” Mark once again appears and fights Dark (although Mark here is actually Tyler in a Mark mask but let’s not get too meta). In the end, a gun is dropped and we as the player are given the option of who to shoot. If the dialogue of the two Mark’s is actually listened too, it’s pretty clear which Mark is real. While Dark says things like “Kill him! He needs to die!” and “He’s going to hurt a lot of people!”, Mark says “You can’t trust him!” and “He’s got–he has weird eyes!” The statement about the eyes especially stands out, as Dark is often depicted as having strange dark eyes, and also because Mark says things like that. He’s a goof, he cares about us and would do anything to save everyone, whereas Dark merely wants Mark taken care of so he can control the body. When you shoot one, the other Mark takes control, and you get ice cream (vanilla if you killed Dark, chocolate if you killed Mark). If you killed Mark, you look down at the ice cream, and when you look back up the screen glitches, and Dark appears, telling us we made the wrong choice, and that we’ll be there with him forever. If you kill Dark, you look down at the ice cream and the screen still glitches, but when you look back up and it’s still Mark, implying that Dark is still in there, but is weakened and has no control.

-If you and Mark get caught by the chef in the date, and then you escape and decide to stick together, if you decide to try and exit, Dark glitches into frame briefly before suddenly you and Mark are transported back in time to when you were still in the cell, showing off his ability to loop time, and also showing that there is no escape, no exit…unless you call upon Wilferd Warfstache, which we won’t get into here

-So far this is the last appearance of Dark, and his biggest appearance so far


-Jacksepticeye uploads a video titled “SOMETHING DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT | Five Nights At Freddy’s Sister Location #1” upon this at the end and throughout makes the video ‘glitch’.

-Through the whole month ending in his halloween video you will see ‘glitches’ with Anti peeking through in various poses and doing various things.

-Some of these include stabbing Jack, smiling into the camera, or killing himself even. Instilling that he is a masochist.

-Becoming more and more consistent is the noticing quality that Anti has been taking over Jack’s social media through the month.

-On Halloween Anti makes Jack make a pumpkin carving video and slowly interrupts him with sounds around what we know as his house.

-And mainly ¾ths the way through the video gets a green and grainy texture and Anti finds control of the vessel.

-Shouting on about how Jack is weak and Anti is ‘in charge’, that his fanbase ‘watched it happen’, blaming us and saying that ‘we could have saved him’, all while slitting Jack’s throat with the carving knife.

-Only the next day we see what we know as Jack to clean up and identify as him being Anti and then putting him in the cannon.

Jack doing other voice over work for other channels this being the unknowing creation of what will be AntisepticEye.

-Clips of Jack/Anti laughing causes the fanbase to doubt that there isn’t another person there. (Not cannon, but I like to think it is~B)

-So with these extra bits for other peoples videos we start to truly see the chaotic tendencies of Anti

-Between the next appearance of Dark, Felix and a couple other youtubers do a long 7 hour livestream for christmas Mark and Jack both taking part. Theory being this is when Dark got Anti undercontrol.

-This being only 2 months till the next appearance of darkiplier. (see above)

-Once Darkiplier appeared, Anti (in a response to a question on tumblr) called him a “cheap imitator”

-Jack also began playing the game “Detention” around that time, and throughout every episode of Detention there has been some appearance of Anti

-The last episode of Detention was #4, titled “BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS”. In the description there was Zalgo script spelling out the words “BETRAYAL” “NEGLECT” and “MISTAKE”. This may be a reference to us betraying him by paying attention to Dark’s appearance, or it could be a reference to us betraying Jack and allowing him to die (as Anti claimed in the pumpkin carving video)

This being created by @totheworldosanime and @juliansin

@markiplier @therealjacksepticeye

darksapphire8  asked:

Hi! Great blog, your thoughts are on point and I love the gifs you use! :) I think of Oikawa as a contradiction, the clever airhead. We've been exposed to so many aspects of his character (through himself but also his best friend, fellow 3rd years, teammates, nephew, all the ladies, and the quality rivals be it Ushijima or Kageyama). An amazing setter but his reckless training and jealous attitude give him extra depth. If you could, I'd love to see your list of Oikawa's Top 5 character traits :)

Hi! Thank you so much for the ask, and sorry it’s taken me a while to answer this. I really loved reading how you saw Oikawa’s character portrayal - I think in terms of Oikawa and his personality traits, it’s quite tough to decide when he is such a multifaceted character. But without further ado:

5. The fact that he still came to watch the shiratorizawa vs karasuno match despite his self-proclaimed ‘hatred’ of both teams

Originally posted by volleygifs

Originally posted by oizumi

In all honesty, he just really cares about volleyball and I think deep down he was rooting for kageyama and hinata despite being all tsuntsun about it (also megane oikawa)

4. His amazing leadership as captain of the aobajousai

Originally posted by volleygifs

Not only does everyone in the team look up to him during the matches, they also place their complete trust and faith in him. He knows when to be serious and when to be an utter troll (esp with iwachan :P)

Originally posted by volleygifs

but I really respect how he can go from above to below; what a legend.

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

3. Despite being two years older, the fact that he is such a child with kageyama and hinata XD

Originally posted by oikawaizumi

Originally posted by aishitetsuro

2. The fact that he is so hardworking and willing to push himself to improve so much even though he is already an amazing player 

Originally posted by nishinoyagifs

Despite his aloof demeanor that he likes to put up in front of people, he’s actually extremely serious when it comes to volleyball, and I think that’s what makes him such a brilliant player. This scene was one of my favourites of Oikawa because we see that moment when all his years of practicing and volleyball instinct that he’s built up as a result, allow him to make that perfect toss to his ace.


Originally posted by tetsuruo

OKOK so maybe you all expected this because of the nature of this blog, but I mean how can I not?? He is literally the grand king of dorks in this series!!

Originally posted by sunshinekalyn

Look at him

He’s just a gigantic alien-loving nerd at heart, and I love him for it. :D

Misotheism VII

Previous Parts: Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI 

Genre: Drama, Action

Word Count: 2.4K

Originally posted by tekukii

“You will be safe here.”

You blink tiredly up at the golden-haired God beside you, vision far too blurry to make sense of your surroundings. You feel as though you’re seeing a mermaid swimming about, but you are far too disoriented to actually comprehend it.

The warm hand encasing yours tugs you forward lightly, toward what appears to be a circular room, fitted with panes of glass, so that you can see the deep blue of the sea around you. Taehyung chuckles at your muffled gasp of surprise, pushing you gently down onto the bed. Your eyes widen as you noiselessly question him, making him tilt his head to the side in confusion, before the expression clears and he shakes his head vigorously.

“I want you to rest,” He explains, smiling at you, “You must be tired, after all.”

Then, almost as if on cue, your eyelids feel droopy, weighing heavily against your will, and you just manage a nod, before your head hits the pillow and you black out.

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My Girl - Tom Riddle Imagine

A/N: hello dearies! :D yet another request! for this one I actually combined two requests because they were sort of requesting the same thing… so :D


  • Anonymous said: Hi! I was wondering if you could possibly do a Tom Riddle one where you are both a lot a like (both want to get rid of mudbloods) and grew up together in the orphanage. Oh and you’re both dating and some girls are jealous over him so they’re mean to you and he uses a curse on them or something to protect you.
  • Anonymous said: Um can you pls do a Tom riddle x reader oneshot that doesn’t involve chamber of secrets and can the reader also be a slytherin thanks &lt;3 

So, here it is! It was sort of fun to write like a villain xD hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter.

Your name: submit What is this?

My Girl

“Excellent! 20 points to Slytherin” Professor Slughorn said excited after (Y/N) answered his last question. “Alright, that is all. Class dismissed!”

(Y/N) smirked proudly looking at the rest of her class. She saw the rest of the girls from her house, and from the other houses, glaring at her. She knew they were all jealous of her. Not by being brilliant at Potions, which she was… or any other subject for that matter; but because of the boy standing on the other side of the classroom smiling at her. He quickly walked over to (Y/N) and leaned down to press a kiss on her lips.

“That was wonderful, love” he said smiling.

“Thank you, Tom” she said stepping on her tiptoes to give him another peck. “Ready for lunch?”

“I’ve got a Prefect meeting, love” he said laughing a little when she pouted at him. “But I believe we’ve got a free period later, do we not?” he said raising his eyebrows a little suggestively.

(Y/N) giggled blushing a little. “It’s a date, Mr. Riddle” she said kissing his cheek.

Since she wasn’t going to be able to eat lunch with her boyfriend, she decided to get some food and made her way outside. Once she sat on a bench, she took out her favorite book and enjoyed her alone time. (Y/N) didn’t mind being alone. She was used to being alone. She grew up alone. Well, not entirely alone. She grew up along with Tom at Wool’s Orphanage. That’s why they became best friends. When Tom first realized his magic abilities, the first person he told, was (Y/N). He was even happier when they discovered she had them as well. They started Hogwarts together and were both placed in Slytherin. They even shared some of the same beliefs, like wanting to maintain the blood-purity, even if both of them were half-bloods and grew up in the Muggle world. Although (Y/N) wasn’t really sure if she was a half-blood or a pureblood or, dare she say it, a mudblood. Nobody knew anything about her parents when she was left at that awful place. Throughout the years, their friendship turned into something more. They had been dating for over a year now and honestly, it’s the happiest (Y/N)’s ever been. Tom was the only person she truly trusted and the only one she could say that she loved.

“Well, look who it is” of course she was rudely interrupted by Walburga Black and her group of friends.

She was used to this. Most of the girls didn’t like her. The girls on other houses didn’t like her because they didn’t like Tom, not that she cared, it was filled with mudbloods, but the girls in her own house didn’t like her because they were all pretty much in love with her boyfriend. She was used to it by now, but today she just really wanted some peace and quiet.

“Can I help you with something, Walburga?” she asked with a fake smile.

“Oh, please as if you could help anyone, you orphan” Walburga said laughing.

(Y/N) wasn’t going to lie. Walburga was known in the school for her beauty. A lot of boys were after her and if it wasn’t because she came from the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black and she was destined to end up marrying one of her cousins, probably, she could have any single guy she wanted. But (Y/N) wasn’t stupid. She knew very well she wanted Tom.

“Where’s your boyfriend? Did he finally come to his senses and got rid of you?”

“Not that is any of your business, but Tom is in a Prefects meeting” (Y/N) said closing her book. She stood up from the bench and was about to walk away from the group of girls, but they stopped her.

“You know as much as I do that is only a matter of time before he leaves you like everybody does” Walburga said with a smirk.

“Tom wouldn’t do that” (Y/N) said glaring at her. 

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Photos at the Movies Bill Skarsgård x Reader

Bill Skarsgård x Reader

Requester: michelleloc17


Hi, I love your Bill Skarsgard x Reader stories. I was wondering if you can do one where Bill is at a premier of a movie of some sort and the reader is a photographer and they somehow end up TOGETHER! I’ll leave you to think of how the rest will continue because I trust it’ll be great! Thank you so much! :)

Warning: None

Note: Movie Theaters are awesome to work at cuz you get to enjoy free movies during your breaks. I was planning at working at one but then I decided not to cuz I’d rather not come home smelling like buttered popcorn thanx.

I mean I LOVE popcorn but to have that smell all over you but no popcorn is like torture cuz then you’d be constantly craving popcorn. Don’t think I’ve said popcorn enough.

“Because they pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!” One of the most CUTEST scenes with Georgie’s giggle.

I’m sorry I love Georgie he’s just the cutest little thing ever X3!!! 

Okay enjoy! :D! 

Originally posted by eternalmikaelson

Originally posted by gabbiesworld

Originally posted by dailyskyfox

(OH MY GOSH THIS FOX GIF IS CUTE!!!! X3!!!!!!!!!) 

You were so excited as you started your job at the local movie theater in Hollywood, California. You worked at the local movie theater but you were also a photographer, a writer, and a little bit of an artist.

Well your boss had heard about your photography skills and how you had won 15 blue ribbons and at least 5 trophies due to your photography skills. You had a natural born talent for it from your grandmother who had first taught you how to take good photos at a young age when you used a small plastic camera.

Ever since then you gradually blossomed until you had won a ton of contests and trophies and prizes. Well a new movie called IT was such a highly anticipated movie that the theater was sold out on tickets for a whole week.

So your manager thought it was a brilliant idea to set up a 3D-cardboard scene with a life size cut out of Pennywise standing there with his pointed grin and a handful of bright red balloons.

He was standing in the sewers with Georgie just barely noticeable in the background. You had set up a tripod to take pictures with the incredibly life size and detailed cut out.

It was $5 for a picture and your manager said you’d get half of whatever the total amount was. Well you were sure you were going to be able to buy a yacht at the end. Crowds, upon crowds came in some dressed as clowns and even if they weren’t going to see the IT movie they still took pictures with the scene.

Eventually you heard cheering and screaming and your heart raced when you saw the main cast of IT including the directors were walking your way.

“Hey there.” Andi greeted, “Do you mind if we take a picture?”

“Uh. Yeah totally.” You replied.

You took a picture of the directors with the Pennywise, the Losers club with Georgie, the Bowers gang, and then the killer clown himself.

Bill Skarsgård.

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baedrien-agreste  asked:

I believe in you Marichat!

“I believe in you,” Marinette coaxed. 

Chat Noir looked over at her, unsure. 

“Come on, you jump off buildings and battle monsters on a weekly basis, you can do this,” she pushed. “Just take a deep breath and act like I’m Ladybug. What do you want to say to me?”

Chat Noir closed his eyes and nodded. He drew in a deep breath and looked at Marinette. “My Lady, I-I’m in love with you. I’ve been in love with you almost since the moment I met you.” He looked at Marinette. Her eyes were wide but she gave him a little nod to continue.

“You are strong and beautiful and brilliant and brave and I am so grateful to have been chosen to stand by your side.” He paused and grabbed at his tail, running it through it his clawed hands nervously. “I know…I know you don’t want us to reveal our identities but I just wanted you to know that I will love you no matter what because I know you, mask and spots or not.”

A small gasp escaped Marinette and Chat Noir’s head shot up in alarm. “Is that not okay?” he asked, dropping his tail.

“I…it’s just not…not what I expec-expected,” Marinette stammered.

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anonymous asked:

Aw really? How can you not like sweet baby Peter? :') and the prompt was gonna be something about how Peter's still a little shaken about Civil War and overwhelmed and not knowing what to do with himself really so Tony comes to visit and ends up tickling him to turn him back into the happy kid he was when they first met <3 ~ sherl

Hope this works for you, babe! And I dunno, I was never a Spiderman girl *shrugs*

“Kid?” a knock and a quick entry, Tony not hesitating.

“M-Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark, hi! Yeah, I was uh, getting some homework done–why don’t you sit– no sorry, haven’t had time to clean up or anything,” the nervous teen bumbled, scratching the back of his head as he seemed to scramble to put haphazard items away. 

Tony held up a hand, “Hey, don’t worry about it. So, how’ve you been?”

Peter looked up at his idol and glanced to the spider suit hanging in his closet, “Fine,” was the curt answer.

Tony removed sunglasses he had on and hung them on his shirt collar, “No, you aren’t fine.”

Peter sighed, “Did Aunt May call you?”

Tony gave a slight smile to Peter and the teen groaned and slumped onto his bed, “I’m sorry, Mr. Stark. I didn’t think she’d annoy you when you have bigger things on your–”

“Peter,” Tony cut off the rambling, “How are you?” he eyed him.

Peter took a second, knowing exactly what Tony was asking about. He looked at the floor and then folded his legs on his bed, his hands, Tony noticed, were shaking. 

“How do you…. I mean, how are you?” Peter questioned, “Those were your friends. That-That can’t be easy on anybody.”

“Are my friends,” Tony corrected, sitting himself on the edge of Peter’s bed, “We’re…. going through a rough patch.”

Peter nodded, “Right.”

“Your aunt told me you missed class, and that you’re not focusing in anything you sit through. Granted, high school… that wasn’t for me. But Peter, you have to do better. Because I know you are better–”

“Then maybe you shouldn’t have recruited me,” Peter snapped. 

Tony let out a breath, not even glancing at Peter, just pondering.

“I-If you knew the amounts of anxiety I get from school alone and now crime fighting and what we did to the others, I….”

“Breathe,” Tony turned his body and rested a hand on Peter’s knee, “Breathe, Peter.”

The teen’s chest began to heave with short breaths, fists clenching. 

“I know you can handle this,” Tony said and shrugged his shoulder, “That’s why I recruited you. You’re brilliant. And I suffer from…. heh, you wouldn’t even wanna know what. So don’t ever think you’re alone in this battle. Not the battle’s out there. The ones we face every day within ourselves.”

Peter’s eyes had filled with nervous tears but he wasn’t crying. He took a slow breath and laid down on his bed, staring up at the ceiling.

“I-I’m sorry, Mr. Stark…”

“Wanna know how I get away from all the superhero bullshit?”

“How?” Peter asked, seemingly intrigued, “I thought you never get away from it.”

Tony grinned softly, “Told you you were a smart kid. Well, there’s this game I play with everyone else.”

“A… game.”

“Yep. And it’s a total relaxation, happiness-restoring game.”

Peter just looked at the Iron Man, not following quite where he was going with this. But when he felt a curious poke to his side, he jerked.

“Ah! Hey! M-M-Mr. Stark, I think I understand what you’re– haha stop!”

Tony smirked, “You’re not ticklish, are you, Peter?”

“D-Deathly…” Peter swallowed nervously.

“Well, then you’ve already won the game,” Tony announced happily and he wormed his fingers into the agile teen’s sides.

Peter, taken completely by surprise, couldn’t even use his enhanced senses to predict this. Nor do anything to stop it. He was laughing. He hadn’t laughed since before the fight. 

“Stahahahap! NahahaHAHAHA THIHIhihis isn’t f-fahahahahair!” 

“Life isn’t fair. Neither is school, unfortunately, when you’re as smart as you are,” upon digging into Peter’s ribs, Tony discovered that particular sweet weak spot. 


Tony grinned, “Spider’s got sensitive ribs.”


Tony knew he didn’t hear mistakenly when those words spilled from Peter’s lips. Fortunately, the teen didn’t even seem to notice, too preoccupied with wrenching Tony’s devious digits off of his hypersensitive ribs. 

Tony did take his hands away, “You okay, kiddo?” the name of ‘dad’ still had him slightly stunned but he tried not to let it show.

“Y-Yeahahah…. cahan you never doho that again?” Peter sat up, a much more actual childlike expression gracing his freckled face. 

Tony smirked, “No promises,” he stood up, “I should be going, kid. Do you need anything else? Adjustments for the suit?”

Peter shook his head, “No, Mr. Stark–”

“Call me Tony.”

“Tony,” Peter smiled appreciatively, “Thank you. For everything. Get home safe.”

Tony grinned, “Always do. See you later, Peter,” he ruffled Peter’s hair with care before heading out of the tiny bedroom. 

BNHA Light Novel 2 Trans.

Chapter 4, AB Union: A Girls only Gathering, Part 1.


t/n some of the parts refer to stuff that happened in the previous chapter which was basically Mineta trying to peep on the B girls also it was really hard to translate some bits so it may seem really weird especially the ending where it got way toooo philosophical lol but I hope it still makes sense, also another disclaimer, this part is really long too imo D: 

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Celebrity Crush - Part One

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Note: Y/T/H means Your Twitter Handle. Ok, so I know that Ellen isn’t really broadcasted live, but for the sake of this fic, it is. I’m also probably going to be turning this into a series. If that’s something you’d like to see, lemme know. Anyways, enjoy. ;)

Word Count: 1208

Pairing: Daveed Diggs x Reader

Warnings: None

“I’d like to welcome our next guest, singer/songwriter Y/N L/N!”

Applause roared around the studio as you made your entrance on The Ellen Show for an interview. You waved to the audience as you walked to your seat, smiling and giving Ellen a hug before sitting down.

When the applause ceased, Ellen spoke up. “So Y/N, how have you been? What have you been up to lately?”

“It’s been kinda hectic lately, actually.” You smiled. “I’ve been really busy and stressed, but I love every bit of what I do so it’s all good.”

“A little birdie told me that you’re gonna be on the Hamilton Mixtape.” She said with a smile.

“Yeah,” You laughed. “I’m supposed to be on a remix of The Schuyler Sisters when it comes out. It’s gonna be dope.”

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Dubbelsäng Does Not Mean Twin

Written for NurseyDex Week Day 2: Bedsharing and Room Sharing

Nursey/Dex Week: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Day 7

(Read on AO3)

Nursey is standing in the middle of the room staring at the box that just came in from IKEA. When they had argued about furnishing their new shared room, he had told Dex a million times that he could be trusted with the simple task of ordering them bunk beds. Only an idiot could screw it up.

Derek Malik Nurse was that idiot.

Somehow the bunk beds he had ordered were transformed into a queen sized bed, that was flatpacked and staring Nursey right in the face. Dex was going to kill him.

Grabbing his phone, the D-man dials the customer care number he found online and begins the waiting process to speak to a human, pacing the room as he waits. He has one day before Dex comes - he can totally fix this. Right?

An hour later, Derek is finally on the line with a human, being informed that while he could return the queen bed today, he’d have to wait two months to have the model he wanted delivered - it was on backorder and the IKEA outside of Boston was all out of stock. Hanging up, he begins to bang his head against the wall, realizing he was screwed. Better to get this over with now.

“What do you need, Nurse, that can’t wait until tomorrow?” Dex asks as he answers the call.

“So you know how I told you only an idiot could screw up a bed order? I’m that idiot,” he starts, explaining to his fellow d-man the mix up.

“But I’ll totally get an air mattress and sleep in the living room until the bunks can come in,” he assures the redhead over the line, totally hearing the other man mentally counting to ten.

“We’ve shared a bed on roadies, we can share a bed for a few months. Just try to assemble the damn thing without killing yourself, alright?” Dex finally answers, sounding exasperated.

“Umm…I’ll get Chowder to help.”

“Brilliant idea, Nursey,” he mumbles, before hanging up the phone.

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anonymous asked:

RFA + Saeran reacting to MC having eyes that change color based on her mood?

Thank you for the request! I was looking at this ask and thinking how cool it would be in a Fic or something :D
(It’s a sign)
Hope you enjoy it! :)

Zen: Absolutely stunned by the beauty of your eyes. People thought that his eyes were already quite captivating however as he sees your colours change from a deep sea blue to a sparkly pink, he can’t help but be completed fascinated. He loves looking into your eyes and loves how easily he can see your emotions now. He doesn’t have to worry about you keeping things hidden from him now, he can see when your worried or when your sad. He’ll be able to be by your side even more now.

Yoosung: So Yoosung isn’t the most observant person but with your eyes, he’ll be able to grow a lot more as a person. He’ll be able to see how you act as your eyes change colour and soon, he’ll be able to notice a change in attitude even without looking at your eyes. He loves how they change colours because they’re beautiful and also because it helps him out a lot so he doesn’t make insensitive decisions.

Jaehee: Fascinated by your eyes, how does something like this happen? To make sure she isn’t doing anything wrong she’ll always look at your eyes to see the emotion painted on your face. She finds that your eyes are extremely helpful in correcting her actions and just by looking at them, she feels comforted and filled with a sort of hope. She’ll be able to look at the world with a different light after being exposed to your ‘truthful’ eyes.

Jumin: He’s beyond fascinated, he really wants to know just what caused this phenomenon to occur. He runs (consented) research through eye tests and just general research but nothing seems to explain your ‘condition’ completely. For once, he’ll take it at face value. He’ll admire your eyes as much as he can. When he sees that you’re sad, he’ll do everything in his power to change that. If anything, your eyes become something that he feels blessed to look at.

707: He’s amazed by your eyes but admits that he doesn’t need them to notice how you’re feeling, and he’s quite right. Even before your eyes start to change, he sees the signs and finds way to prevent negative emotions. Your eyes are pretty but for Seven, they’re just there for decoration. He understands you and your emotions well enough that he doesn’t need to look at your eyes for hints. Although you can expect him to get lost in your eyes quite a lot, too many times actually.

V: With his deteriorating eyesight, seeing your eyes yet alone the colour was near to impossible. He would ask for the colour of your eyes when he wanted to know what you were feeling when he couldn’t guess it however there were times that you would lie to him however he knew. V knew when you were lying to him so he would put his face right in front of yours and stare into your eyes only centimetres apart to see the colour. He knew that you didn’t want him to worry but what he wanted was to keep you happy, that’s what he uses your eyes for.

Saeran: Absolutely confused and shocked at your eyes. “How can they do that?” he would often think and you wouldn’t have an answer for it. Sometimes you wished that he had the changing eye colours because he would show no emotion on his face. Your eyes helped him a lot in understanding human emotions and mood because he saw how you acted in different situations. To him, your eyes are brilliant yet a bit strange however they help him to understand those around him better- he acknowledges this and wants to learn more about you and the world he was sheltered from.


 [2 of 3 — Dating the <G O O D> Marauders]

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Originally posted by pleasingpics

❅ You’d originally thought the world would have to end before James Potter ever showed you interest. You were the quirky Gryffindor that Lily always allowed to tag along with her. You never associated yourself with him, but you never went so far as to think of him as an arrogant toe-rag.

❅ There were a lot of nevers and a lot of what-ifs. So many that sometimes, you wish you’d never fallen in love with him, even for all the trouble you two went through to be happy.

❅ You met on the train, and though you didn’t notice, his eyes were never trailing after Lily. He was always looking at you, never your redheaded companion—unless he felt the need to bug the hell out of her by asking her out in rather obnoxious ways. Just so you’d notice him… just so he could catch your eye and throw you a smile.

❅ He was fit. He had amazing friends—people you’d see in class or pass by on the way to the Great Hall, ones that would smile at you and give you a “Hullo,” even if it was flirtatious or basically a nonchalant greeting.

❅ The Marauders, they were called; a group of boys, all masterminds of their own right. James was always the leader, Remus the planner, and Sirius the comic relief, as well as the executive director.

❅ Sometimes you liked to watch them in the halls just to see if they’d pull a prank. You were always wanting to be a spectator—even if Lily constantly told you there wasn’t any use in fawning over a group of insolent gits.

❅ “They’re nice blokes, Lily.”
   “Tell that to Severus.”

❅ In fifth year, you were one of the laughing spectators when Severus was strung up by James. You never particularly liked Severus; you thought he was rather rude, constantly giving you glares when you interrupted private time spent with Lily. So you laughed along, not really caring how painful and humiliating an experience it must have been.

❅ After Lily came and threatened James into releasing his magicked hold on Severus, the anger fueling him from the encounter made him turn his gun on Lily… and Y/N.

❅ “I don’t need protection from Mudbloods like you! And you, little miss Y/N, thinking you can laugh all you want at someone else’s pain when no one even cares for you! Can’t even perform magic without asking for tips from the professors! Stupid, insolent little Mudblood.”

❅ You were in tears and choking back sobs. Even Lily was stricken silenced at the hate and hostility seeping through Severus’s tone. And this was the first time you’d ever seen James genuinely angry.

❅ “Apologize to her! Right now, Snivellus!”

❅ Severus had glared at him and snidely asked, “Which one?”

❅ “Y/N! Apologize to her, now. Or you’ll be strung up for all of Scotland to see!”

❅ You were speechless and could feel a redness working its way up your cheeks, but you fought back the urge. You didn’t want James to know how much his words affected you. Never did you think he’d care enough to be angered by another person’s slights towards her.

❅ Severus refused to apologize, and James continued to hang him up like the sniveling dolt you all thought he was. Lily was screeching for them to put him down in the name of her prefect badge, but neither of the participating Marauders were listening. They strung him up and laughed and laughed and laughed, and this time you hardly felt bad at all for smiling and laughing at all.

❅ After a professor came and retracted house points and gave detentions, you forced yourself to walk over to James. Once you made your way to him, you gave him a shy smile. “Thank you for standing up for me, James.”

❅ He looked like a kid on Christmas. His smile was brilliant and caused you to have pain in your heart. “No problem, love.”

❅ Love became a common endearment he used for you.

❅ You never expected for James to actually take time off his marauding schedule to actually come and talk to you. But he did.

❅ You didn’t have the heart or the courage to ask if he was merely using you as a way to get to Lily.

❅ One day, you finally did.

❅ “James…” you had said, a hesitant look on your face. “Can I ask you something?”

❅ He smiled at you, giving your kneecap a gentle squeeze. “Of course, love.”

❅ “Are you using me?” you finally spat out, not having the heart to look him in the eye. Due to this, you missed the hurt and disbelief that flickered through his eyes.

❅ He grabbed your chin and softly moved your head to face him. He was looking at you pleadingly. “Y/N, I would never do that to you. I… I fancy you, for Merlin’s sake! It’d kill me to do something as heartless as that to you.”

❅ You were in utter shock. You’d spent five years believing him to fancy Lily, and here he was, professing his feelings to you. You could feel your heart pounding in excitement.

❅ The moment you saw his head drop down from the embarrassment of his confession, you quickly grabbed his own chin and jerked at it to have his lips meet yours. And in that moment, you knew what it truly felt like to have reciprocated affections.

❅ After the two of you kissed, James quickly offered to take you out for a stroll through the Astronomy tower. You agreed with a smile.

❅ On this walk, he magicked a bouquet of roses and handed them off to you.

❅ “Y/N, would you do me the honor of becoming my girlfriend to forever have to hold?”
   “Of course, James. Nothing would make me happier.”

❅ Your last few years of Hogwarts were filled with love and compassion. You became great friends with Remus and Sirius; the two felt like the older brothers you never had.

❅ And James was a wonderful boyfriend. He never failed to show you affection, and every time he’d win a Quidditch game, you were the first person he’d go to see and receive congratulations from.

❅ He loved it when you wore his scarf on game-day. He especially enjoyed it when you painted his name on your face and cheered loudly and proudly for Gryffindor to win.

❅ The two of you never fought. You adored each other to the point of being in a chronic honeymoon-phase.

❅ His parents were also in love with you. They thought you were the perfect match for their son.

❅ A week after graduation, James asked for you to live with him. A month after graduation, he asked for your hand in marriage.

❅ Your wedding was the biggest affair. You invited everyone from your Hogwarts days, including some of the professors. Sirius was made best man, and you had Lily as your maid of honor.

❅ After your honeymoon, you found yourself pregnant.

❅ James was absolutely ecstatic when you told him the news. He jumped about and immediately had to go and tell everyone about it.

❅ Two months into your pregnancy, you and the boys decided to join the Order of the Phoenix. Though James and the boys were a little bit apprehensive about you joining, you managed to convince them that you’d play healer rather than an on-field fighter.

❅ Sending the boys out to the battle always had you biting your nails anxiously. You were afraid to think of Dumbledore arriving at the door with news of them being injured or dead.

❅ The worry actually sent you into an early labor at eight months. James rushed you to St. Mungo’s, where you spent over ten hours in pain.

❅ When you first saw the face of your child, you were filled with an instant joy that couldn’t be beat.

❅ You and James decided to name him Harry—his middle name James.

❅ “He looks just like you, darling.”
    “Has his mother’s eyes, though.”

❅ You two spent your short marriage happy and more in love than ever. You both adored your baby son Harry, and spent your time showering him with gifts and affection.

❅ When you died, you knew it was for a good cause. You knew it was to protect Harry—to give him a chance at a good life.

❅ And as he grew up, he came to know that if he had his family still with him, he would have been loved. He was loved.

❅ He knew his parents died bravely and full of good memories, and that was the one thing that gave him solace.


lordsexmachine asked: Connor & Haytham or Edward & Benjamin

Trimberly James Bond AU BECAUSE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL IMAGE (by @smallandsundry

The man goes down quickly, a clean shot to the center to his forehead, forcing the woman behind him to step out of the way to avoid his falling body; she doesn’t scream or shout or make any noise of distress, which is refreshing, but when she glances back up, she looks anything but pleased.

“You have got to be joking.”

Kim holsters her weapon and smooths down her suit, but the grin spreads across her face before she’s completed either action — even, in fact, before the man’s body hits the floor.

“Hello, darling! Isn’t this a pleasant surprise?”

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anonymous asked:

hi, do you write angst? if yes, would you mind doing a headcannon for RFA finding out MC has an emotionally abusive mother when said mother suddenly appears and throws a fit and humiliates MC in front of them? thank you

RFA+minor trio in protective mode is always good shit


  • When your mom went off the hinges in front of Zen
  • And Zen saw the fear in your eyes
  • Ohohohohoh
  • If this boy normally was a beast, right now he was the fucking Hulk
  • He shoved you behind his back and started yelling right back at your mom, because how dare she say such filthy things to his precious princess
  • His beautiful, brilliant, amazing, innocent, perfect princess
  • You hadn’t even heard the combinations of curse words flying out of Zen’s mouth before
  • When you saw his hands clenching into fists you had to hold him back
  • Eventually your mom left
  • “Don’t come near MC again unless you get your shit together” he spat before slamming the door on her face for good measure


  • You were watching your literal worst nightmare unfold as your mom went bonkers right before your sweet, kind, innocent boyfriend who only saw the good in people
  • You tried to bite down the tears but eventually it got too hard
  • He nervously stood beside you, trying hard to figure out a solution
  • “Umm…uhh…I just remembered…I left the oven on! SHIT!” he yelled desperately, with the fakest tone of surprise you’ve ever heard
  • “Yoosung we don’t even have an oven” you whispered to him, but he was already dragging you out
  • Once you got far enough away from your mom, he gave you the tightest hug
  • “Has your mom…always been like this?” you nodded into his chest
  • You went out for comfort ice cream and he offered to share his mom with you


  • Everything went to hell when your mom busted into the café and lost her shit in front of Jaehee and all the customers
  • Everyone was watching
  • Yeah Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak sounds good right now
  • You were about to self-inflict some third degree burns with boiling coffee for the sake of getting out
  • …when Jaehee sternly suggested you all come to the back room to talk it out over coffee
  • Once in the back room, she told your mom off for her immature actions and gave her the number of a local therapist
  • …and that frankly, she will not hesitate to press charges towards your mom, should the coffee business ever be disrupted again


  • Jumin was quiet for a second when your mom started throwing her tantrum
  • Without even flinching, he stood up, signaled for security, grabbed your hands and walked you out the room
  • You were about to say something when you realized he was already on the phone
  • “…This is Jumin Han speaking. I would like to file a restraining order…yes, as soon as possible…”
  • When he got off the phone, he informed you that he will personally draw you a bath
  • Apparently, he had read somewhere that a bath is good for people in distress


  • Seven knew the signs of someone about to throw a tantrum all too well, so when he recognized this on your mom, he instinctively dragged you out
  • Not just out, but into his car, which he drove, very fast, and got both of you into his 15-security-layered-house, where he buried you in honey buddha chips
  • This boy ain’t having no more of this bullshit
  • He had the power to protect you now so you sure as hell aren’t becoming a second Saeran
  • “But hey!” He said cheerfully, “now we got another thing to bond over! Abused children high five!” He said, as he held one hand up, ready for a high five
  • You gave him the high five as both of you dissolved into laughter

————–Minor trio——————————–


  • Your mom made a bad, b a d mistake by raising her voice at you in front of Saeran
  • She had just started screaming at you, when Saeran looked at her dead in the eyes, and said “I could kill her” to you, as if he was offering to wash the dishes
  • You hastily declined
  • Knowing Saeran, he was probably not kidding
  • He proceeded to explain that it would be “very easy” and that “no one would know” and “it’s not like it would be the first time”
  • You looked at your now petrified mom, and for a split second you considered accepting his offer
  • However, you quickly came to your senses and assured Saeran
  • That it’s OK, you are pretty sure your mom won’t be bothering you anymore


  • Poor, innocent, very much blind V
  • He actually believed he could talk sense into your mom
  • When she flipped out at you, he calmly suggested you leave the room, so he can handle your mom on his own
  • As you stood outside the door, you could hear a mix of V’s soothing voice and your mom’s increasingly obnoxious screaming
  • You lost it when you heard the words “…you’re just as useless, selfish and pathetic as my daughter!”
  • That was when you barged back into the room
  • Usually you would’ve stayed quiet during one of your mom’s rage storms
  • Because sometimes you believed those words to be true
  • But now that the same words were used on V, you weren’t having any of it
  • You charged at her, grabbed her by the collar, threw her out and slammed the door in her face
  • …then you went back to check on V
  • “I’m so sorry, I tried my best”, he said with a sad smile as he pulled you in for a hug
  • You thanked him for helping you stand up for yourself, and honestly you were pretty proud


  • When your mom started screaming at you, for some reason, Vanderwood just could not take this seriously
  • “You’re GARBAGE!” Your mom yelled, whilst Vanderwood raised his eyebrows questioningly
  • He looked disbelievingly from your mom to you, back and forth a couple times, paused for a second before asking your mom “seriously? You’re calling her garbage? I mean, have you seen yourself in the mirror lately?”
  • He laughed a bit, but he wasn’t done “Ok first of all, you look like garbage”
  • “Second of all, you act like garbage…”
  • “…Third of all…if you open the dictionary and look up the word garbage, there would be a picture of you”
  • He gestured your mom vaguely to the door, “um, so what are you doing standing here? Don’t you have anywhere better to go? Cos I don’t remember sending invitations to…” he lowered his voice dramatically, then whispered “…garbage
  • You stared in disbelief as your mom actually turned around and left, looking evidently defeated
  • You were about to thank Vanderwood, when you heard him question under his breath when he signed up to be a part of a soap opera

Bonus: if your mom screamed at you when the entire crew were in the room

  • Zen is yelling shit at your mom while Yoosung attempts to hold him back
  • Yoosung tries teary eyed to distract everyone by weakly asking if anyone wants to go for ice cream
  • Jaehee’s trying to make coffee so everyone can calm down and talk it out
  • …Saeran’s somewhere in the background grabbing a knife
  • Jumin’s calling his lawyer while eyeing Saeran - “ok so how do you legally get away with murder”
  • Seven’s just standing on the side, eyes wide and whispering “déjà vu”
  • Vanderwood is halfway out the door, mumbling “nope not this shit again”
  • V’s tapping Seven on the head muttering calming words thinking it’s your mom

Plz can someone draw this


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