thank you mango

Motivational Mango

Hello, I am Mango, birb of the internet, and I have heard that you have a sad. 

Did you know that I am professional sad fighter? It’s true! Mango will show you the way. When you has a sad, you may feel like doing this: 

As you can see, Mango has been there too. But I can offer you some solutions. 

Sometimes it can help to talk to a friend. It can be hard to reach out, but sometimes expressing how you feel and commiserating makes you feel less alone. Hiding in hair is optional. 

You can talk to friends online if that makes you more comfortable. Computer is also good for viewing birbs. Good for combating a sad.  

If you’re having a rough time, it’s ok to take a break and enjoy a favorite activity. Don’t feel guilty! We can’t be 100% work 100% of the time. You’re allowed to have fun! 

You could get some rest, take a walk, or fix yourself a favorite snack! Sometimes you need to treat yo self. You deserve it because you’re awesome. So remember to be good to you. 

You just take that sad and you give it this look to let it know you mean business: 

You examine this sad and tell it that it has no power here. Give it a real good look with your birb eye and remember that you are worth more than any momentary despair this sad could bring. Here, Mango show you how: 

If all else fails, Mango will get real puffy at the sad for you to ward it off. Sad has no room when Mango is poof. 

But of course the best cure for a sad is looking at pictures of birbs. 

Hang in there, birb! You’re gonna make it. 

anonymous asked:

Can you maybe draw a smiling happy Ryouta (maybe with Impostor and Tsumiki with him)? These children deserve happiness and safety and none of the bad things. Thanks! Have a nice day! (◕∀◕✿)

(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ I hope you have a nice day, too!! 


When Magnus and Percy meet, I want Percy to just go “So you’re the newest victim of a prophecy. Lemme tell you this now - them gods will never leave you alone.”
“Percy that’s not encouraging.”
“I’m just giving him the cold, hard truth. You’re screwed Magnus. There is no way out of this.”


this video has given me the powers to live forever

Tano and Kenobi: A Profitable Exchange

Previously on Tano and Kenob…

Captured by pirates, Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano and Padawan Learner Obi-Wan Kenobi lead their fellow prisoners to freedom. Now in possession of the very ship that boarded their own cruiser, and surrounded by the rest of the pirate fleet, Ahsoka Tano must strike a hard bargain with the pirate matriarch Mama Ohnaka if she and Obi-Wan want to make it back to Coruscant and the Jedi Temple in one piece.

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“I’m listening, Knight Tano. Tell me more.”

Let’s hope this works, Ahsoka thought to herself as she stepped forward to face the viewing screen, noticing out of the corner of her eye Obi-Wan stepping up next to Hondo in case he decided to try anything foolish.

She wasn’t sure if Obi-Wan was fully capable of handling Hondo at fifteen but she didn’t have time to worry about that right now.

“I would like to propose an exchange, Mother Ohnaka,” Ahsoka said, holding open her hands. “You see, we both have something the other one wants. Your son’s pirates have control of my ship, and I have your son, his ship, and his crew.”

“You are a Jedi,” Mama Ohnaka snickered, waving a dismissive hand. “It is against your Code to harm an innocent like my precious little gorka berry.”

Obi-Wan frowned at that. “What is a gorka berry?”

Hondo rolled his eyes and leaned over to mutter to Obi-Wan. “A sweet fruit my mother favors above all others save peaches from Naboo. She thinks it is a charming nickname.”

“Hondo, I can hear you!” Mama Ohnaka shot back, her beady eyes narrowed at son. “Oh, what happened to my sweet little boy? Where did I go wrong? How could you have fallen prey to Jedi of all people! They do not know the value of credits! They do not even like credits!”

Obi-Wan and Hondo exchanged looks and wisely went silent.

“Mother Ohnaka,” Ahsoka interrupted what looked like the start of a long tirade against the Jedi with a forced, bright smile. “While it is true that we Jedi are taught to eschew the search for credits for credits’ sake, we do understand that there are some things that are worth more than credits.”

Mama Ohnaka scoffed at that. “Oh? Like what?”

Ahsoka activated her blade in a bright flash of blue and held it up to Hondo’s throat. “This.”

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anonymous asked:

I work at a small locally-owned grocery store in Michigan. This older man with a southern accent comes up to me and asks where the mangos are. Since we weren't busy I offered to show him where they were. I led him to the mangos and he shakes his head and says "These aren't mangos! Mangos are green!" He looks around, points to the green peppers, and says "Those are mangos! Thank you anyway, young man!"

slap-my-hand  asked:

Your mango is too cute!! I love the Sammy mango. A smol and fluffy mango

Thank you for the support~ I’m finally back home, and I’m so happy to have my smol, fluffy mango back. <3 :)

Chirps from Sammy~

anonymous asked:

Hello! The recent Steven Universe episode made me track down a local Filipino bakery near me. Other than an ube roll, is there anything other dessert you would recommend? I've also been eyeing the mango halo halo and butter mamon! Thank you!

Mango Float, Ube Rolls, Halohalo, Maja Blanca, Taho!

Pancit Malabon and Palabok too if they sell it, though they’re more of small afternoon meals than snacks~

Hi everyone!

((OOC: Hi! I’m writing here to show you that I’m still alive! I’m really sorry for this long absence, but I had a lot of stuff to do between university and work, and I couldn’t organize my time as I’d wanted.

But don’t worry! More slowly, but I am returning here! I really enjoy drawing for this ask, and I’m really happy that during this months you have kept supporting it! I received a lot of messages of people asking if I was alive: you were all really kind, I am really grateful for your support ❤

Unfortunately, The Hammer Of Thor hasn’t been published here in Italy yet, so I have to wait until the end of November to keep up with you all. I’ll do my best in the meantime to reply to all the questions I still have!

Again, a massive thank you to you all ❤))

Magnus: Heh, you can’t get rid of me ;^)

kitchen nightmares █║│♛

send one for my muse’s reaction~!

“You want ____ to stop now and get you a glass of orange juice?!”
“Oh fuck. Oh my God. Oh no. LOOK AT THAT! Oh my God, look at it!”
“Look! It’s fucking rotten, you fucking idiot! IT’S ROTTEEEEEEEEN!!”
“No one is getting served from this fucking restaurant tonight!”
“It’s not a crab cake. It’s a crap cake. Because if I eat anymore, I’ll be busy crapping for the next 105 years.”
“The food’s been in this fridge for so long, even the fridge is starting to get mouldy.”
“I’ve never met such a fucking hard-arse stubborn motherfucker in all my life.”
“The décor matches the clientèle; drab, fuddy-duddy, and seriously old-fashioned…”
“You’re so full of fucking shit that you’d make a great politician.”
“When you take a bite of that cod, it’s almost like you’ve got a breaded condom in your mouth.”
“Ground beef?!! Half of it’s fucking fat, you idiot! It’s fatter than you!”
“What the hell are you doing here?!”
“Oh, coulis mango. Thank you. Looks like something out of a modern art museum. Splat!”
“It’s like somebody’s pissed in my soup.”
“If you went to Dublin and you serve shepherd’s pie like that, they would shoot you.”
“Hold on a minute. You’re calling me a fucking arsehole?!”
“You stuck-up precious little bitch!”
“This is the truth: I would be better off as a brain surgeon than you running this restaurant.”
“I’ve fucking forgotten more than you know. Just serve the food and shut the fuck up, smart-arse!”
“It looks anaemic, the colour’s dreadful, and it tastes just like bland, boiled lamb.”
“Yeah, and take that shit with you! That’s right, we’re stopping an elk quesadilla! Breaking news in Mexico!”
“Greasy as anything. It’s a huge ball of grease. I love moussaka, but that is miles off. Moussaka? Mou-suck.”
“Looks like Chappy took a crappy in my gumbo.”
“It’s like the pizza that ate Denver.”
“This restaurant runs like the Jerry Springer Show.
“Dear god, for what we are about to receive may the lord not kill me with food poisoning.’
‘Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as f**k and it looks like Ghandi’s Flip-Flop.’
‘In terms of beauty, it’s not exactly an Indian classic. It looks like a dehydrated turd.’
“Why the fuck…would you grill…a lettuce…?”
”My gran could cook better than you…And she’s DEAD!”
”Ladies, gentlemen, good evening! Sorry about the old bag!”
”I wouldn’t trust you to run a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!”
”How about a ‘thank you’, you miserable wee bitch!?”
”Looks like a big overgrown ball of pubic hair, deep fat fried…”
“Looks like one of the worst urine samples you could ever give“

I got tagged (yaaay)

Rules: You answer these questions and tag 10 of your followers or mutuals that you’d like to get to know better.

i was tagged by @eldaryanna, thank you *sends a kisu* (mango tango lmao)

First name: Andrea

Nicknames: My sister calls me ‘‘poso’‘ (the tea leaves left in the cup) bc I’m the youngest sibling lmao very silly

Zodiac: Cancer

Sexual orientation: Who knows? Not me

Favourite fruit: Raspberry makes me merry dishonor on my cow

Favourite season: Autumn/ Early Spring

Favourite books: Howl’s Moving Castle (yeah it’s a book), The Bell Jar, Madame Bovary, The Virgin Suicides, The Passion, The Captain Is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship…hmmm…dunno. I also love  The Chronicles of Narnia and Agatha Christie’s.

Favourite flowers: Tulip, jasmine and orange flower

Favourite animal: CATS

Coffee/Tea/Coca: I’m a tea person. I drink coffee too, but just as a fuel.

Cat or dog person: Figure

Favourite tumblr: @noxreina, cause you are my reina

Dream trip: I have sooo many…

Number of followers: very few lol, like 40?

I’m not tagging anyone this time, but if someone wants to be tagged, just let me know >.<

And that’s all!

anonymous asked:

Mango? And blueberry lemon?

Thank you so much, anon!

Mango: when and why did you start your blog?  Well, I started my blog a few months ago which is why I don’t have a lot of friends on here.  I started it because I kept seeing screenshots of it and it seemed cool.  Plus one of my friends has a account so ya know.

Blueberry lemon: Favorite blogs?  hmm @amber-irises @the-truest-blue @theprodigy-oftherepublic and @crutchieheadcanons  are some of my favorites (you guys should totally follow them)

Thank you anon!


My First Valentine!, Part 2
(Part 1 here)

Waffles and Mango got me the most perfect valentine ever!! Not only does it say I am adorable, but also it is squishy, soft, and the color of noms! It is the comfiest, most delicious-looking valentine! It even tastes better than real conversation hearts. I was so excited that I couldn’t stop trying to nom it!

Thank you so much, Waffles and Mango! We love you! Happy Valentine’s Day!