thank you for telling me it didn't work

anonymous asked:

i want a fic idea where lance gets powers of some sort (water??ice??) but the team doesn't notice and he tries to show them multiple times but always gets shut down then one day in battle he ends up using them and everyone is like whoa!! why didn't you tell us you could do that?? and he either breaks down or just calmly tells them 'i tried but you guys wouldn't listen to me' the others end up feeling really bad either way ((thank you for your time))

((no need to thank)) 

Honestly, I like this idea, but I think if this were gonna work, it have to be at the most tense moment. Like: 

Lance gets the power about two weeks into Shiro’s disappearance from an Alien Prince that thought he was worthy to carry the blessing of his people. Lance never got too tell his team, as they had just gotten the biggest lead on Shiro, and he didn’t wanna distract from that. So he tried to mention it on the side, but everyone is hyper focused on finding Shiro, and just brush him off. Here comes the big rescue mission and Lance pulls water out of the air, and slices through several galra drones, and when he realizes that Shiro wont make it back to the ship he- infront of everyone- pours out some water and pulls a Katara and heals him. Cue drama. 

Aqua Form - Juvia Lockser - fanart. I thought I’d try giving the effect she’s using Water Body and make her fingers and edges of her hair watery (?). I tried. I really did. However. I’m really proud of the lighting work on this..I wanted it to be very detailed and yeah I don’t think I did too bad :3

And sorry I haven’t posted in art in a while, it’s just been very hectic with school T T

Made by jiyu-koya. Please do not repost, do not remove source.

justaddcoffeetome  asked:

Sam, I learned tonight that Warren Buffet plays the ukulele, and I felt like you were the kind of person that should know that, if you didn't already. Also, thank you for sharing about how net worth is valuated - that was surprisingly relevant to my current work life and gave me something to talk about with my finance department :D.

WARREN BUFFETT, MY FAVORITE BILLIONAIRE. Oh my god.

Look at this oldmanchild playing his ukulele with the coke-bottle sound hole. 

LET ME TELL YOU SOME SHIT ABOUT WARREN BUFFETT

He lives on coca-cola, Utz potato sticks, and ice cream, because he looked at the actuarial tables and found that six-year-olds have the lowest mortality rate. Also his son Howard is a farmer. Just a straight-up gentleman farmer. Warren’s like “Well yes I hope Howard will take over as chair of Berkshire Hathaway when I die but let’s be clear he’ll be a figurehead because he’s a farmer, not a financial genius, so he’ll be like, the moral compass of the company.” 

This is why I, myself, am the Warren Buffett fandom, a fandom of one. (Unless you count a lot of gross investment advisors which I don’t because they’re not really in the Warren Buffett fandom, they’re in the money fandom, he’s just a BNF in the money fandom.) 

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breaking news: adorable husbands finally get a puppy!

inspired by kiss-my-pikachu‘s request | more phan doodles here

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Soft Hands shirts Part 2 

(Part 1

Some more merch from your fav Samwell punk band (AU by @heyfightme designs in due part thanks to @omgpieplease). How do they have so many shirts? Lardo probably silk screens each design once in a large batch and then just sells them until they sell out. 

Side note I really love the skeleton hands so here’s some ideas I might follow up on later: a skeleton hand making a raised fist, a skeleton hand flipping the bird, a skull smoking pot. 

READ THE CAPTIONS I added color commentary from the band on there.

INTJ ESFP affection
  • ESFP: I'm having a hard day, can you just tell me you love me?
  • INTJ: You know I love you.
  • ESFP: Yeah, but can you say it anyway.
  • INTJ: Okay, I love you!
  • ESFP: Thanks *leaves*
  • INTJ: *thinks* How is me saying that enough to cheer you up? If you didn't believe it before why is me saying it on command proof? Even if I didn't I would have said it to make her feel better. So does my love mean nothing if anyone saying 'I love you'has the same effect? Well I'm kind of annoyed now.

anonymous asked:

I hope you can take a little critic on your comic. Don't get me wrong! You are an amazing artist who is working really hard for it! And we all appreciate it! But now your comic seems to be a little... off. They are in a middle of an epic fight but I don't get really the feeling of it. The drawings are great but the story doesn't really fit to it. Like a voice without music. I hope I didn't take your pleasure of finishing it. Keep it up bady girl!!!

thank you so much for your kind and constructive critic! it’s good for me to know where I go wrong so thank you for telling me ;w; now, I feel it’s off too right now. But it might be because I proceed page by page and not all at once. I think that once finished the chapter would fit better in the story. I will try to do my best for the end and make everything clear ;-; thank you again for using kind words to point it out, it’s really helpful >

Goblin - Eps.16
  • Deok-hwa: Why didn't I know that?
  • Secretary Kim: I never told you.
  • Deok-hwa: Why didn't you tell me?
  • Secretary Kim: You never asked. Haha. You don't care much about the people around you or how the world works. That's why I'm waiting for you to ask questions. Questions that an adult would ask. About the world and about the joy and sorrows of those around you.
  • Deok-hwa: Thank you. Give me a little more time. I'll try my best to grow up.
  • Secretary Kim: You do that.
Helpful Advice from Mikasa
  • Historia: 'Kasa, who said 'I love you' first? You or Sasha?
  • Mikasa: Sasha did and it was more she blurted it out during sex.
  • Historia: Wait, really? * eyes wide* but like wasn't that I dunno? Due to orgasm brain or something?
  • Mikasa: *snorts* Orgasm brain, okay. Well we did pause on the sex for her to confess she wanted to say it the whole day, and it wasn't planned to be blurted out while I was knuckles deep in her--
  • Historia: *waving her hands, red faced* Woah! Woah, okay! I get it! So it wasn't planned, and she wanted to say it before you both did it like rabbits. How did that make you feel though?
  • Mikasa: Amazing, elated. Everything positive and radiating and good you can think of, I felt it. *pauses, cheeks a noticeable pink* Honestly, I would have even if we were doing nothing, but sitting next to each other and she said it.
  • Historia: That's...well that's comforting then.
  • Mikasa: *cranes her head to look at Historia questioningly* Are you waiting for Ymir to say it?
  • Historia: *sighs* She's always the first to say it, even before we dated. *pouts* But the thing is I haven't yet, and well you know me. I can be a...uh...
  • Mikasa: *snorts* A perfectionist. Yeah, that sounds like you.
  • Historia: *hits Mikasa's shoulder with a laugh* Rude, much? Anyways, yeah. She says it, but I want it to be the right time? For it to feel...I dunno, right?
  • Mikasa: There is no 'right time' ya know? It's how she makes you feel is what matters, and honestly you love her enough to ask me about it.
  • Historia: ...
  • Mikasa: ...
  • Historia: ...you're right, I do! *jumps up out of her seat* I'm going to go tell my freckled asshole of a girlfriend that I love her! Thank you, 'Kasa.
  • Mikasa: * watching her sprint away* No problem, His'!
  • -
  • Sasha: *hums a happy tune* So, Ymir bragged that Historia went down on her after she finally said 'I love you' and I didn't have the heart to tell her I beat her to that with you. Funny how it was similar though.
  • Mikasa: *chokes a little on her drink* Yeah, uh...funny how that worked out.
  • Sasha: *sighs* I love that you helped them out, babe.
  • Mikasa: *laughs* I'm not even surprised you knew, and I did my best.
  • Sasha: *winks* I know, and I love you for it. Also, now Ymir can quit whining! *grins happily* So there's a silver lining after all.

anonymous asked:

I work in retail and all day yesterday people kept telling me "happy Mother's day!" and I just kept replying with "Thanks, but I don't have a mom" I didn't realize why people looked so upset until some woman started crying and saying "you poor thing, losing your mother so young" and I had to explain to her that I have two dads.

Holy shit HAHAHA

patron-saintof-sluts  asked:

"Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.” With reader braiding Daveed's hair

“If you pull any harder you’re going to tear your hair out,” you point out to Daveed who is currently trying to write and failing, so instead he’s running his hands through his hair and tugging at the ends. 

“I can’t concentrate if you’re standing there,” he grumbles.

Rolling your eyes, you make your way into the room and stand behind him, carefully moving his hands away from his hair and gathering half of it in your hands. 

“What are you doing?” he asks, reaching up but you slap his hand away. 

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair,” you tell him softly, carefully braiding through his hair. 

“Why are you doing that?” 

You huff a laugh and kiss the top of his head, tying off one braid and moving on to the other half of his hair. 

“Because you have nice hair and I don’t want to see you pulling it all out,” you joke, in an attempt to get him to calm down a little and laugh. 

You’re successful, he laughs a small laugh and runs his hand over his face taking a deep breath. 

“Sorry baby, I’m just stressed,” he explains. 

“I know. You don’t need to explain, just don’t go getting so worked up without talking to me okay? Let me calm you down when you need it.” 

He turns around slightly in his chair, looking at you with a tired smile. 

“Thank you baby, I promise I’ll finish up soon and we can go out to get something to eat, sound good?” 

“Sounds perfect, just don’t work yourself up too much before then okay?” you tell him with raised eyebrows. 

He leans up slightly and softly kisses you. “I promise.” 

wodnelilie  asked:

Hi! I love your tattoos, especially the tiger one. I was wondering, could you tell me the name of its author? I just love the style. I've searched the internet looking for artists from St Petersburg, hoping to find their work but didn't find any... yeah, so here I am :( I just hope they might visit my country one day and I'd hate to miss it :( Thanks in advance, have a good day! 🌱🌵

here you go http://bolkov.tumblr.com/ i don’t think they’re traveling anywhere except from around russia anytime soon but

anonymous asked:

so i checked my schedule and was scheduled for days out of my availability. i went to tell my manager and he said "oh yeah, [SM] already let us know not to worry about you coming." im not mad just frustrated, like why schedule me if you KNOW i can't come??? at least she let the other managers know, im super thankful for that. but this happened last week too, except she didn't let anyone know & i guess she didn't realize herself bc we (me & 2 managers) had to work it out with her.

  • Vic: Where is my brother?
  • Aaron: Sorting stuff out at work.
  • Vic: And was he gonna come and tell me personally or what? I was gonna get a postcard? This isn't right, Aaron. You can see that.
  • Aaron: None of this is ideal, you know.
  • Rebecca: No-one has to go anywhere, Aaron. Not because of me.
  • Aaron: Nice one. Thanks for that.
  • Rebecca: That's not what I meant.
  • Aaron: Hang on a minute. If Robert didn't tell you how do you know? Did she know?
  • Vic: Does it matter?
  • Aaron: Did Robert tell you?
  • Rebecca: Why can't you stick around? For a bit at least and think about it.
  • Aaron: Ever wondered what I'd do to you if you were a bloke?
  • Vic: Right, there is no need for that.
  • Aaron: Get her out of here.
  • Adam: Oi! What are you doing? Get in the car.
  • Aaron: What?
  • Adam: You and me need to talk. Come on.

theredshirtwholived  asked:

Hey, saw what happened in the tags... really sucks how your mom reacted. I, for one, really enjoy your work and think you're perfect as is. If you need to talk, please feel free to shoot me a message. I believe in you so much, and am so sorry that your mom reacted the way she did to your coming out. It was incredibly brave of you, and I'm so sorry it didn't go well. *hugs*

I love you x

anonymous asked:

Hello! I just wanted to say that I really like your blog and that it's helped me a lot with finding new fics to read. Thank you for your hard work! :) Btw I recently read an awesome Tomarry time-travel fanfiction called "Praeclarus Anguis" on AO3 and I don't think I've seen it anywhere in your recs. Just wanted to let you know in case you're searching for some more stories. I hope I didn't bother you, have a good day! :D

Thanks a ton for the rec! It looks really interesting – I know what I’ll be reading.

Preaclarus Anguis | KaederRavensdale | NC-17 | 171k | complete |

“Tell me Harry, if I were to tell you that you could go back in time and prevent one event of your choice from ever occurring would you do so?” Go back in time? A chance to change the past for a better future?

“If such were possible, Sir, I think it’s safe to say most people would.”

“Would you be an exception?” Harry shook his head. “What would you change?”

His immediate knee jerk reaction was that he’d go back to that horrible night in Godrick’s Hollow and prevent the murder of his parents, but when he opened his mouth to speak he stopped abruptly. The Head Master was staring at him from behind his half-moon glasses in a way that made him think that this question was in itself a sort of test. And with more examination the prospect seemed a bit selfish.

At once Harry knew what he would do. “I would stop Tom Riddle from ever becoming Voldemort.”

anonymous asked:

I just called Netflix and I didn't even need to tell them what show I was calling about because as soon as I said - 'I would like to complain about a show cancellation' the guy was like 'Let me guess Sense8' - It is working, IT IS WORKING! - LettersfromLaika (ps: happy Wolfie appreciation day :) )

WAY TO GO CANADIAN SENSIES!!!🇨🇦
I hope you don’t mind that I’m posting this LettersfromLaika because it’s absolutely AWESOME!!! Thanks for sharing! :-)

KEEP IT GOING SENSIES

Wait, do people really think it was wrong of Sana to be bus leader over Vilde??? Who has had all the enthusiasm but none of the execution? 

Look I know she wanted this. But where was she when they were 300k in the hole? Was she out there offering any ideas about how to get this shit done? Nope. So tell me how that’s the quality of a leader?

flash-alphalpha  asked:

I'm so confused about the time-skip right now! I mean, I'm reading the manga and I've already read chapter 92, but I didn't hear anything about a time-skip. I actually follow you (rivamika trash here, sir), so I read a few minutes ago a post that said Levi had three years of training with Mikasa. What three years?? I'm about to cry. Please, tell me what is going on T.T , and thanks :)

Hi dear Rivamika trash ❤, check out this post if you’re still confused by the time skip!

Technically, if Levi and Mikasa are still in military duty after the time skip, they must’ve done at least something together, be it working together in missions outside of Wall Maria, training new cadets or training with each other to keep their abilities sharp. We won’t know this until the story goes back to them (either next chapter or next volume) - everything else is just a rumor!

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