thank you denis

*walks on stage*


*coughs*


*taps microphone*


*adjusts glasses*


*realizes I don’t have glasses*


*looks over notes*


*keeps looking over notes*


*changes microphone height*


*looks at audience*


*clears throat*


“Dean Winchester-”


*dramatic pause*


“-is bisexual. 


Thank you.”


*bows*


*walks off stage*

5

Rules!

- Must be following I’ll be checking (you can follow now but don’t unfollow right after it’s over that’s rude :c)

-1 reblog = 1 entry, you can reblog as many times as you want as long as you don’t spam

- You can change your request if I deny it for any reasons (I’m not able to draw it, it makes me unconfortable etc)

- Must have askbox open and contact me back on pm in 72 hours since I contacted you or I’ll pick another winner

- It will end in exactly a month on the 10th of june at 8pm Greenwich time!!

ps. by simple bg I mean anything that I can draw in less than 10 minutes

The prints I ordered from @dement09 came yesterday and I AM LOVE THEM??? They were packaged really well and they’re all super pretty and I got a Bismuth sticker and a note and omfg -  I love you deni my sweet babu I hope you get your late ass christmas package soon <3 <3 <3

Bonus: pupper for scale, and envelope art

ok so i haven’t seen anyone here on tumblr talking about german peasley and how gay he is and that is a crime so 


so there’s the scene in the english version of superstar saga where, after luigi rescues peasley, peasley calls luigi a zero, then immediately fixes himself to say hero

however, in the german version of the game, peasley misspeaks the saying hut ab, meaning “hats off!” and instead says hose runter, meaning… “pants down

and then later in the english version of the game, there’s peasley asking where luigi is, then proceeding to make a comment about his ‘luigi dunk’

however, don’t worry, it gets gayer in the german version. peasley, after asking about luigi, proceeds to refer to luigi as an ‘amüsantes schätzchen’, meaning amusing babe (schätz by itself means sweetheart/treasure/honey, while the -chen at the end makes it a “cuter” version of the endearment term)

in conclusion, peasley loves luigi and no one is surprised

4

@eriecanary: I literally just found your comic and binge read all of it and? It’s so freaking cute? I love it and your art style so much I made a quick compilation of some of my favorite panels :D I either chose them for their cuteness or the amazingly hilarious faces. Like I swear Flowey makes some of the absolute best face ever. AAAAAA also your Underfell Pap is my favorite take on him ever!

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Oh my! A new reader! Welcome, deary <3 Glad you like the comic! 

I can see many beautiful panels there <3 Wow, you sure took some effort on this, didn’t you? I’m flattered <3 I hope you’re not too sensitive and like what’s going to come! Thanks for sending!

anonymous asked:

hey shut the fuck up

Oh. My. God.

Did… Did someone open The Fuck?

The Fuck is open?

Oh shit. We’re all dead. 

.

.

Wait. 

Anon… are you saying it’s my mission to close The Fuck? 

So the world is not destroyed by evil forces?

But… I’ve got exams!

And papers!

And Doctor Who is starting in a week and a half, and I am not missing that!

Sorry, Anon Giles! I just can’t fit that into my schedule right now!

here is the first time i kissed a girl.
it felt like belonging in a way i had never felt before, like i was missing something i didn’t even know was lost.
and my town was too small and too hard for girls who like kissing other girls to be soft in and so i learned.


so here are the survival mechanisms:
hold hands in the non-space between your bodies on the bus, shield yourselves from the swordsharp eyes of the rest. trade kisses quickly shivering behind the school. her eyes are the color of the mesquite trees and here is the first place she called me beautiful.


these streets & these train tracks cage us in and suffocate us and they are trying to burn the feeling of girl-meets-girl girl-falls-in-love girl-kisses-girl girl-discovers-heaven right out of our bones.
yeah, maybe it would be easier to just stop but she’s the only thing that makes me feel like i’m not shaking apart


and here are the excuses woven into daily speech;
i can’t go out with that tall boy in my english class, i have work.
no, i don’t like any of the boys at school. i’m just waiting for college.
i just don’t have the time.


(thanks-no-thanks for asking me to the dance, boy with the flinty eyes, her handprint is still shimmering on my skin and i’m not looking at you, i’m looking at the clock because when the bell rings i get to see her again)


here are the reasons why i shouldn’t:
the world is too sharp for a love this soft.
their eyes are too angry for us ever to make it.
i still flinch sometimes when i hear the word “lesbian” because they turned it into a poison and dripped it into our veins.
(she is crying in my arms because in debate class, our damnation was supported by over half of our classmates.)


but, here are the reasons why i should:
she makes me feel like the swollen desert sun is inside of me and like i am shining golden through all my broken places.
she knows more of me than anyone else.
she’s always been all the best parts of me.


here are the reasons why i did, why I do, why i always will:
if i was unraveled into my separate parts, you would find her fingerprints on every piece of me.
kissing her makes my body feel like the summer rains make the desert look.
my favorite song is her laugh and her smile is like the world reborn.

—  Desert Girls or, an explanation of why she feels like home 

The most hottest thing in the world

Steve and his nail bat

anonymous asked:

Why do you think the fandom find Azula hot?

Pffft. Don’t think I’m fooled for a second, anon. I know what your game is. Of course I know. I know it very, very well…

… but why not indulge you? xD

Since Jesus Christ wasn’t part of this ask, I am leaving religion alone this time. I’m sure the nuns from my school would be pleased for it (?).

Now, as it is for most fandoms, the Avatar fandom has no shortage of awful ideas supported by like 99% of the fandom community. This ain’t a place where the best ideas are generally well-known or supported, instead the worse ones are, and even cast and crew promote the bad ones, no less! I’ve seen absolutely ridiculous theories out there, debunked a bunch of them myself, yelled at people for hours about mischaracterization and misconceptions of characters from canon to fanworks…

… So, considering that the fandom has that sort of terrible streak, you’d think that something, at least ONE THING that’s actually true and wonderful will be supported by the majority of the fandom one day.

I’m inclined to believe that this wasn’t always as it is, but alas, times have changed. Many have come and gone in the fandom, and eventually, the truth came out, so loud and clear that NOBODY can deny it, no matter how hard they may try. The day has come when the fandom has reached a consensus about something, and I, for one, finally have nothing to argue with them about for once! Because the fandom knows the truth:

AZULA IS HOT.

So indeed, why did the fandom, after such a long streak of popular and widely promoted bad ideas, suddenly come to accept such a reasonable truth? It feels… OOC??? Can a fandom have enough personality to be OOC at times? Who knows, but it seems weird that after so long, they’d be so reasonable about anything. But let’s, of course, examine the pertinent evidence to prove the fandom is right, shall we?

First things first: Azula’s heritage. I am well known as an Ursa critic. Like, man, I could rant for days about all the wrong she did. I am also someone who ridicules Ozai ten times out of nine. Like, I can’t lie, I love making fun of him, because it’s just so easy?? 

But alas. The evidence:

Mr. Hot Pants is her father. Look at those eyes. Those ckeebones. The lustrous hair. His fucking eyebrows are perfect. His smirk is crooked in the ideal angle, like fuck you Ozai, cut this out RIGHT NOW. Literally, Sozin was never this hot. Azulon was never this hot. Iroh was never this hot. Only Ozai, master of the genes of hotness, could ever have achieved this level of perfect handsomeness.

And now, introducing the mother:

… Far from the best shot there could be of her, but cut me some slack, she doesn’t show up in any other episodes and most her shots in this one aren’t all that good? Still, if the animation was better she’d look better, guaranteed! My complaints about her as a human being have nothing to do with how pretty she is, and she is. It’s true.

But okay, continuing with my point… 

Ozai, Ursa, together? This evil plan was masterminded by Azulon himself, who said “THOSE GENES WITH THESE GENES WILL CREATE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHILD, I MEAN, MOST POWERFUL CHILD OF ALL!”

For fan proof of the hotness of this pair, look here. For fan proof of hilarity of this pair, look here. For further hilarity, look here too.

Anyways, point in case being: if you have such good-looking parents (who are hella messed up in the morals and human decency department but that ain’t the subject), the chances for them to create a beautiful child increase exponentially!

And indeed, we have our beauty eugenics experiment’s results back:

So indeed. Science and genetics that I can’t use for Ozai (because we have no idea what Ilah looks like) are in the works here: look at this lovely, beautiful girl! She’s so pretty! She’s glorious!

And of course, why hot?

Science, again, answered that easily enough:

LOOK AT HER FIRE! THIS IS OFFICIALLY HOTTER FIRE THAN REGULAR FIRE, OKAY? 

According to the site I looked at?  “Anytime you see blue in a fire it is hotter than white.   The range is between 2,600 and 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit and its the most oxygen-rich type of flame.”

INTO THE INFERNO FOR REAL, MAN!

Basically, Azula isn’t just hot, my friend. She is THE HOTTEST. Only blue firebender we know! Possibly only one EVER! No one in this universe can get hotter than that!

So Azula, the beautiful, clever, smart, wonderful Azula, outdid her parents in terms of beauty and hotnesss. The apprentice dethrones the master, or something like that (okay she wasn’t learning from them but whatever, she still is prettier than them both XD). 

So, the fandom thinks she’s hot because frankly, anyone who denies it at this point is just trying to embarass himself. The Princess is the hottest. Only ignorant peasants disagree (?).

This episode had me shook

KEVIN AND WHO IS THAT?

I KNEW MOOSE SHIELDED HER IM GLAD HE’S NOT DEAD

Cheryl creeping behind lmao SHE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED Y’ALL SEE THAT SMILE

LOOK AT TONI I’M SHAKING(I really am, it was so hard to type this)

BISEXUAL, PHOTOGRAPHER, PINK HAIR IS TONI ME??

Jingle Jangle is such an ugly name for a drug lmao

wow toni WOW

“maybe we should buy a gun” LOL homeboy 

I felt that tension with Hiram, but what is he doing? He’s gonna use Archie to his advantage isn’t he? Or send him over the edge 

ARCHIE WITH A GUN AND THE INSTABILITY HE HAS SCARES ME SO MUCH HE’S CAPABLE OF SO MUCH WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS SOMEONE??(I think he will)

VERONICA’S PARENTS ARE SO BAD UGH I HATE THEM

What is Archie doing? He’ gonna get someone hurt

Reggie just wants to kick some ass lmao 

Jughead is that kid I hate in class for answering every question

CHERYL BLOSSOM IN BLUE, MY AESTHETIC

Kevin is a savage

Cheryl’s not wrong though 

Okay tbh, Veronica is so demanding like damn yall are dating in high school not getting ready for marriage

SO HE TAKES THINGS FROM HIS VICTIMS?

SO IT IS SOMEONE TRYING TO “CLEAN UP RIVERDALE”

SHERIFF KELLER AND MAYOR MCCOY ARE SUS

SWEET PEA, WHAT KINDA NAME

TONI AND JUGHEAD would be a cute couple but Toni could do better if so tbh

“OVER MY DEAD BODY” ALICE YOU SHOULDN’T

MOOSE AND KEVIN AWWW

I KNOW HOW MOOSE AND KEVIN FEEL :((

Being in a small town and being one of the few lgbt people and not having anyone else does affect you

Hermoine knows what Hiram is capable of but she still has his back and I HATE that

HOW DID REGGIE GET THAT CAR? 

How did Betty get here? Girl stay on the north, you know when something goes wrong you’ll be shaking in your boots

Betty is feeling jealousy, I can feel it

HIRAM IS BACK WITH THE THREATS AND SHIT, HERMOINE YOU’RE GETTING INTO DEEP SHIT

ETHEL(?) BETTER NOT GET SHOT OR HURT

REGGIE WITH THE CAR TRICKS WOW

I’M SO GLAD SHE’S NOT HURT

“RESPECT FOR YOURSELF” BETTY EXCUSE ME

THANK YOU, KEVIN THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! (you can’t deny straight people have it so much easier)

SINCE KEVIN IS GAY HE COULD BE A TARGET REMEMBER “GAY IS A SIN”

JUGHEAD GOT BEAT THE FUCK UP, HE NEEDS TO WATCH WHO HE STEPS WITH, THIS AIN’T RIVERDALE, THIS IS THE SOUTHSIDE NO ONE’S THERE TO PROTECT HIM

Fred gets the idea, I hope Archie listens

TONI KNOWS 

I’M SCARED FOR ARCHIE Y’ALL I TRULY AM 

Hermoine makes me uncomfortable but I think if she truly left Hiram he’d make her life a living hell

POLLY REALLY BETTER WATCH OUT 

UH OH ARCHIE’S DEALING WITH A FORCE OF EVIL

HIRAM IS TRYING TO BAIT ARCHIE INTO DOING SOMETHING BAD

NO KEVIN DON’T I’M SO GLAD THAT SHIT SCARED ME IF KEVIN GETS HURT I’M SWINGING ON EVERYBODY NOBODY WILL BE SAFE

SO BETTY SNITCHED

At least Sheriff Keller is trying to be a good dad, he isn’t a good cop though

Y’all see Hermoine’s face? Veronica’s doing this to spite her

KEVIN CURVED THE FUCK OUT OF BETTY GODDAMN I FELT THAT

ARCHIE NO STOP BABY, SOMEBODY GET HIRAM, I BET HIRAM IS BEHIND THIS HE HAS EYES AND EARS

y’all I am NOT okay, this season is gonna fuck me up

13 Going on 30 (Part 3)

Summary: When your 13th birthday party goes awry, and you make a life changing wish - you wake up to discover you’ve flash forwarded 17 years ahead. 

Word Count: 1,719.

A/N: This part was super fun to write! Hope you enjoy, and feedback would be greatly appreciated. (also can we take a moment to appreciate this beautiful gif)

@spidweeb - you’re a gem, and thank you so much for always being a great help.

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Denys: Thanks, Dad.

Denys: …..Why is everyone staring at me?

Janne: You just called Geist ‘Dad.’ You said, ‘Thanks, Dad.’

Denys: What? No, I didn’t. I said, 'Thanks, man.’

Geist: Do you see me as a father figure, sire?

Denys: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Nikolai: Hey! Show your father some respect!