thank you ben really

I have a proposal to make

*sweats nervously*

Umm hi I’m here to present my ugly child.

It’s name is Tidal Lock AU. It has sith!Rey and muggle!Ben Solo.

Okay hear me out I brought diagrams (sorta)

So basically, poor dear Ben here has about as much Force sensitivity as a cactus, Uncle Luke tried teaching him but after several years he like managed to levitate a small rock for tweleve seconds after concentrating for seven hours, so everybody just gave up on him.

His occupation is Resistance supply pilot and Skywalker family disappointment.

He’s a cutiepie who’s generally quite nice unless you piss him off (in which case you’ll end up with a hole in you from one of the six or seven blasters he carries). He’s a coward, prone to panicing, running first and asking questions later. He’s pretty used to weird.

His only probably Force-related talent is that he speaks about five million languages, including the garbled, accented communitation of the Falcon, so they usually send him out with it. For some reason he can perfectly manage the ship’s spaghetti-engineered Frankenstein’d garange-boosted systems and drives her with a near unheard-of precision.

Despite his language skills, he insists on speaking a weird mix of slang and smuggler lingo that usually renders him totally incomprehensible.

Rey however is a hella strong Force user, whose terrified parents left her on Jakku to fend for herself. Who found her? Yeah you guessed right. Snoke’s been the voice in her head for as long as she could remember, training her from a distance, waiting for the right moment to get her to him to complete her training.

She’s a tough survivor with enough aggression to fill three people, wicked staff skills, and zero tolerance for bullshit.

Her darksider power is drawing energy from sunlight, to be a better figher, have better focus, more strength, more stamina, to heal quicker. She can also light small fires, glow in the dark at will, and defeat her enemies with the power of irony. Also, when her solar batteries are drained from sitting too long in the dark, she crumples and has to be brought back into the light (Hah.)

She’s angry, easy to piss off, has little patience, and an almost religious devotion to Snoke.

Ain’t they cute.

Clueless Ben is sent alone in the Falcon for a routine supply run to Jakku. Shit hits the fan when Snoke recognizes him through Rey, and decides it’s time for her to go. So Rey attempts to commandeer the Falcon, except she’s such a weird junky zombie-ship she has trouble even doing the startup sequence, which is how Ben survives the ordeal

And that is how Ben Solo ends up lying to the entire Resistance and all her family about an errand he has to run for a really nice girl, while becoming the glorified space-chaffeur and sweet-talking grunt to the decidedly not nice lunatic with a voice in her head telling her to do things. Hilarity ensues. Especially since Rey does NOT like Ben (he pisses her off), and Ben, after the initial shock, thinks Rey is pretty weird, and is being kept hostage on his own ship. Angry bickering! Uneasy companionship! Maybe sexytimes…? 

*leaves ugly child here to be judged*

the true star of the documentary:

Much thanks Mystery Ben!

Apologies for not talking much, I honestly don’t have much to talk about with you other than the fact that I love the work you do and I was honored to somehow hang out with the MSA/Rainboom crew! (thanks aj) Safe travels to you all and looking forward to what’s next!

Starbucks Barista Rey AU Part 2

Au where rey is a barista and kylo is the doctor who comes every day for his Americano

“So, where’s McDreamy?” Finn asked Rey as she came out of the Starbucks bathroom. She had just changed out of her Starbucks uniform and into a slate colored dress.

 “He’s going to be here in a few minutes – Did you just call him McDreamy? Are you seriously stealing nicknames from Grey’s Anatomy?”

 “Maybe…”

 Rey rolled her eyes, but before she could retort, Ben walked in. His eyes lit up in a way that made her stomach do somersaults. He looked at her like she was the most radiant thing in the room. As he approached her, he said, “Rey, you look beautiful.”

 Rey blushed softly, “Oh thank you, Ben. You look really great too.” She had never seen him dressed so casually before. Instead of his usual tie, slacks, and button down shirts, he was wearing dark (delightfully tight) jeans, a t-shirt, and a blazer. In a weird way, it was kind of hot to see him dressed like a regular person rather than in his usual business-esque attire. Now that she thought about it, this would be the first time he saw her out of her Starbucks uniform. She wondered if he was having a similar reaction.

 “What are you two lovebirds going to do for your date?” Finn said from behind the counter.

 “He won’t tell me,” Rey said with a playful pointed look at Ben.

 “It’s a surprise,” Ben said teasingly in return.

 “You two are disgusting,” Finn said, fake gagging.

 Rey shot him a glare, “Goodbye, Finn.”

 “Bye! Have fun on your date.”

***

“Can I open my eyes now?”

 “No. Just one more second… Okay, now.”

 Rey blinked her eyes open. They were standing in his living room and a blanket and picnic basket was set up on the floor with some pillows tucked on the edge, presumably to sit on or lean back against. A couple candles were lit. “Did you make dinner for us?”

 “Yes,” he said, a tad sheepishly, “I thought it would be fun to go on a picnic, but it’s a bit too cold for that now so,” he awkwardly (but adorably) gestured around him, “… indoor picnic.” He paused. “Do you like it?”

 “Absolutely,” Rey said with a bright smile, “it’s so romantic and sweet.”

 A look of relief flickered on his face. “Great. I’m glad.”

 They both settled on to the blanket. Ben opened up the basket and pulled out two champagne flutes. “Champagne?” Rey asked.

 “Yes… Why? Too much?”

 Rey bit her lip to prevent laughter from escaping. She couldn’t help but find his nervousness incredibly endearing, especially since he usually seemed so unflappable. “Oh god no. I love champagne.”

 He smiled as he poured her a glass and handed it to her. “I was hoping you would.”

She took a sip and relished the bubbly and sweet taste. “So what did you make for dinner?”

“Well,” Ben said as he began to pull out plates, “I made quite a few things…”

***

“I’m stuffed.”

 “Too full for dessert?”

 “What is it?”

 “Strawberries and whip cream.”

 “… hand it over.”

 “I’m going to have to get up to do that.” Rey was curled up beside Ben with his arm around her as they both leaned back against the couch from the floor. Ben watched as she scrunched her nose in a manner that suggested that the idea was not pleasant to her. He chuckled. “I’ll be quick.”

 Rey grumbled but didn’t protest. Ben pulled away from her and plucked the picnic basket from the floor. He took out the strawberries and whip cream before sinking back beside her. He placed the plate of strawberries on the floor by their legs. After dipping one of the strawberries, he picked up a strawberry and held it out for her. “Here you go.”

 Ben had expected her to grab it from him, but instead she ate it right from his hand. “Mmm, that tastes good.” Rey leaned over, took a strawberry, dipped it in whip cream, and held it out for him. She gave him a vaguely suggestive look.

 Ben quirked a curious eyebrow at her before taking the strawberry into his mouth. It was sweet and very delicious.

 “You got a little…” Rey wiped the corner of his mouth with her thumb. She licked the whip cream off her finger, her eyes never leaving his.

 Ben noticed a small smudge of whip cream on her lips. “You do too.” Feeling a little bold, Ben pressed his lips to hers in a light kiss. He felt her arms snake around his neck, bringing them closer together. Ben placed a hand on her waist, caressing her side gently. He sucked her bottom lip and then broke the kiss. “Got it,” he whispered.

 Rey scrunched up her face again before crashing her lips against his. This was a far more intense kiss. Fiery and passionate, the two became a tangle of limbs as the kiss deepened. Eventually, they ended up with Rey resting her head in the crook of his neck with his arms around her. They both were panting slightly.

 “I have a question.”

 “What is it, Rey?”

 “Why did you ask me out? I mean, you’re a doctor. I’m a college student who works at Starbucks to help pay off my student loans.”

 “That’s irrelevant,” Ben said matter-of-factly. “I don’t know. The first time I saw you, I just thought, ‘I really need to talk to that woman.’” He paused, a little hesitant to continue. “At the risk of sounding cheesy, when I saw you, it was almost like I was seeing the sun for the first time.”

 He couldn’t see her face, but he could feel her smile against his skin.

Ben J Pierce

I always forget that I’m literally the same age as benjpierce and when I look at how much he has achieved, the kid that dresses up like an egg, I’m mind blown. It really puts my own life into perspective and makes me want to achieve more. Little Game is huge. It’s such an amazing, clever song and it’s so important. To think that Ben is the same age as me and has come up with that amazes me.

So this is just to say thank you so much, and I’m so so incredibly proud of you Ben! Keep doing what you’re doing Benny!

ok lest see my…oh…

did i said something roung? hmmmm… lets see..

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e-eh?

W-what?!

O_O……

-go to check-

-reading his coment-

h-how?… i .. omg! this… this means a lot for me!.Ben i really, really admire your work! a-and have the honor of been reviewed for you its more that i can ever ask! An not only you, Heilos and featherstarsy have gave me a lot of motivation to continue whit this project… just, than you so much 

You deserve only good things ;w;

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-ded-

thankyou<3