thank you amy for making me do this

The emotional peak of the scene is Ron looking around astonished, he’s been Leslie Knoped the hardest he’s ever been Leslie Knoped. He goes to Leslie and says, ‘I’ve got a problem, I want to be useful. That’s a new thing for me. I’m uncomfortable, help me. I’ve made the mistake of not consulting you before and I don’t intend to make that mistake again.’ And she f—ing hands him a national park (laughs) and says ‘Here, paddle your canoe, walk around by yourself in this park, that’s your job.’ And oh boy! Whoa Nellie! I had to look at Leslie and say, ‘Thank you, Leslie.’ And Mike even did me the favor of writing the stage direction ‘very small’ before the line ‘Thank you, Leslie.’ I was rehearsing it the night before, and I’m in the park, talking to these rangers, the crew was there in my head, and I’m saying, ‘What are you telling me, Mike, by saying ‘very small’? And I did the scene sitting in my living room and I did it very small and I said, ‘You son of a bitch!’ For Ron, it’s the biggest thing by far that he has had to say in 125 episodes, and Mike told me to do it very small, knowing how greatly that would compound its impact. I was saying ‘Thank you, Leslie,’ and then I would think ‘Thank you, Amy,’ and I would think ‘Thank you, Mike, thank you, Morgan [Sackett. executive producer], thank you, Dean [Holland, director].’ I felt like I was the show saying thank you to everybody… Mike allowed me the equivalent of saying thank you to the universe—thank you to my parents for giving birth to me and thank you to Mother Nature for making me, so that I could stand here and say thank you to Leslie for giving me her final gift.‘
—  Nick Offerman on Leslie hiring Ron in the future (X

Made a thing :)))

I really enjoyed the video today it was really great and I haven’t seen anything like that. I love and appreciate all the effort that was put into this whole thing. Thank you everyone who helped out because it was really cool, and I could tell it wasn’t a walk in the park to make. @markiplier @crankgameplays

The biggest secret to happiness, is rather simple, it is gratitude. Gratitude to your environment, the people in your life, the items in your life and the animals. Being thankful for all that you have, ignoring all that you do not, and carrying gratitude with every step is how you will find great joy. Be thankful for the hard days, for they make you strong. Be thankful for the easy days, for they are intended. Be thankful for everything in between, and the universe will help you.
— 

the universe will help by Amy Kennedy

13/06/17

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Daughter Bestie becomes my little toy

My wife had taken my daughter shopping so with a free house I took the opportunity to get on tumblr for a good fapping session I’d just got into my grove when there was a knock on there door. I was going to ignore it but they knocked again “just a minute” I shouted and stuffed my semi erect cock back into my pants. I open the door to find it was my Daughter’s bestie Amy

Amy: Hi Mr Benson is Ashley in?

Me: No she is out shopping with her Mom, they probably won’t be back for a few hours

Amy: Oh, do you mind if I come in, Ashley borrowed some of my stuff can I run to her room and get it?

Me: Yeah I guess that would be ok

Amy: Thanks Mr Benson, I’ll be quick I promise

She then skipped past my and headed upstairs and I went to make some coffee. About 5 min later I heard her come back down the stairs. 

Amy: I got it, thanks Mr Bens……….

I heard her voice trail off and looked up to see her staring at my laptop, i then relaised I had forgotten to turn it off and it was open on my blog.

Me: Oh shit, I didn’t know that was still on. Please just pretend you didn’t see that Amy

Amy: OMG you are the hibernianrogue blog? I am you biggest fan I get off to your blog everyday. It gets me so horny and I often dream and fantasized of meeting its owner. I never thought it was you Mr Benson

She then dropped to her knees and took out my cock, 

Her little mouth felt so amazing and I had to fight back just not to cum immediately,  she worked my shaft with her mouth and tongue looking up at me all the time. Just as I was about to cum she stopped 

Amy: You’re not going to cum yet, I want you to take me upstairs and fuck me on your marital until I cum all over your wife’s nice expensive bed sheets

She the led me by the hand to the master bedroom and positioned herself on the bed. “Fuck me Daddy, abuse my little fuck holes”

I slipped my rock hard into that tight little teen pussy and grabbed her arms, “Oh yessss Daddy fuck me” she moaned

I pounded that pussy until she came all over my cock and as she lay there gasping for breath she looked up to see the curtains were open and quickly jumped up to close it. I got off the bed and pinned her against the window,

 Amy: No Mr Benson not here, my parents room looks right into this room what if their in there?”

I slipped my cock back inside her and just said”if they are home let them see what a little slut their daughters is”

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Anon: Tyler and the reader spent the night together (nobody knows that they’re sleeping with each other/ are a couple) and in the morning the reader gets a call from mark but Tyler picks it up thinking it’s his phone that’s going off. Then mark being all “why do you have her phone?!? Is that her snoring?????!!!”

@sam-cheyenne-mcg:  Hey I wanted to make just a little request but, could you do something where like the reader goes to marks house , meets Tyler, you like watch a movie or something and cute things happen, you fall asleep, and wake up in his bed and like more cute stuff? Sorry this is so messy but I just had a thought and I can’t write a story for shit , lol if you do make this tag me in it so I can see it sooner and don’t miss please thanks and sorry for bothering. ❤


It was movie night at the Iplier house, which meant that the whole gang, including Y/N, was cuddled up in their designated spots in the living room. Mark was sitting in the chair in the corner with Amy on his lap while Kathryn and Ethan were on the couch. Tyler was going to sit on the couch but that would leave Y/N alone on the other solo chair, so instead he offered to sit with them on the floor in front of the couch.

“You really don’t have to do this. I’d be okay sitting alone.”

“Nonsense, I can’t-”

“Who says nonsense anymore?” Mark snickered. Tyler blushed a little but shrugged and sat down anyway. After the movie started, everyone went quiet so that the only sound in the living room was the screams from the horror movie playing on the TV. A particularly loud jump scare popped up, causing Y/N to jump and hide their head in Tyler’s shoulder. His eyes widened and he heard the snickers from the others but tried his best to ignore them as he hesitantly put his arm over their shoulder.

“Sorry, horror movies just freak me out.”

“U-uh no it’s fine.” His face was red and he hoped that they couldn’t see through the darkness of the room, but does not remove his arm from around their shoulder. Mark and Amy notice and snicker, but do not otherwise remark on it and continue to watch the movie.

By the end of the movie, Kathryn, Ethan, and Y/N had fallen asleep, and Y/N had progressed from leaning on Tyler’s shoulder to laying in his lap. Amy looks over at them and ‘aw’s.

“Tyler maybe you should let her sleep in your bed, the floor’s probably really uncomfortable.” There was a hint of a joke in her voice, but Tyler pursed his lips in thought before nodding and picking Y/N up from the floor.

“You’re right, can you guys wake those two up so I can sleep on the couch?”

He’s very careful as he carries them up the stairs, trying not to move them too much so they don’t wake up. When he gets to his room he lays them down and sees their phone fall out of their pocket, so he grabs it and puts it on the bedside table. He then noticed that they’re still holding onto his shirt, and after trying to remove their fingers for a little bit, he decides that he’s too tired to bother. Instead he  just lays down as well, putting his own phone next to theirs. He stays above the covers since he was already pushing the boundaries by sleeping in the same bed. Plus, if Mark and Amy walked in on them they would never let him hear the end of it, and both of them being under the covers would only make that worse.

The next morning Tyler wakes up to the ringing of a phone, and thinking it’s his, he picks it up.

“Hello?”

“Y/N, have you hear from Tyler? He was supposed to sleep on the couch but he’s not out here-wait, Tyler?”

Tyler looks down at the phone, startled, and notices that the phone that he had picked up was Y/N’s, not his. Hesitantly, he puts the phone back to his ear and looks to his left to see Y/N snuggled up to his side. Part of him wished that he hadn’t picked up the phone so he could stay like that for a bit longer, but the other part wished he didn’t pick it up because Mark was going to freak out.

“Uh, listen Mark, it’s not-”

“Tyler why do you have Y/N’s phone? Is that them snoring???”

This was going to be a long morning.

Give thanks to the universe everyday. You are blessed to live on this earth and be as strong as you are, you may lack what others gain, but you also have things to envy. Life is not about what you fail to have it is about everything you need, everything that makes you feel whole, everything that provides you with peace. Focus on what you have and what you can do and the universe will enable it to be real.
— 

Believe in all you can by Amy Kennedy

22/08/17

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DL (Plushie Skit)- Badass!?

@amyohtheotaku thank you for your request~ sorry I am late again!!!!

It does take some time to take photos, make dialogs and use the filter to improve photos’ qualities…

The Poster Photo is provided by Amy chan~

The idea is really cute and it’s totally like what the diahoes would argue about LOL

Before we start, let me show you the Poster First~

They look damn hot here….They killed me with those eyes already~

OK the Skit Starts:


Being bullied for so long in all my skits, Subaru chan finally cannot take this anymore. You see his eye? That means anger, or “do not take advantage on me just because I am the youngest!”

lmcfly  asked:

Do you have a top 5 best senshi/senshi relationships? It's a cruel tier list when you have to choose between Ami/Usagi and Rei/Minako.

[Note, this is the relationships that I personally am interested in and is thus a mix of canons because they’re all a little jumbled up in my head, but I hope this still brings some truth to your eyes]

Ami/Usagi somehow ended up capturing my entire heart, from day 1, ride or die, all eggs one basket. The way I look at it, it’s a beautiful karmic balance between the one who needs to give affection and the one who needs to receive affection. And they’re both the most incredible sweethearts to grace this earth. Hungry? Usagi made you cookies! Cold hands? Ami surprised you with handmade mittens! Ignore the sword cuts in the fabric! She was going through a rough patch and a couple of angel tears will make it as good as new! 

Rei/Minako didn’t grab me until I watched PGSM, but then it grabbed my by the collar and rooted through my pockets for loose change. They flirt by trying to be better than each other, and by “better than” I mean “good enough for.” And, in this competition to become The Best, they must also become the Nicest and the Kindest and the Most Affectionate they accidentally as a byproduct improve themselves as people. Oops!

Haruka/Michiru I need to mention, for obvious reasons. Of course, their canon relationship is beautiful and perfect and is perhaps best exemplified by the matching outfits like those pictured below. But also, these two had a massive impact outside the series itself. Probably every single LGBT+ person around my age that I know, Harumichi was a formulative moment of girls loving girls and presenting masculine or feminine while doing it. They are truly baby’s first gays.

Mako/Ami (while it’s no Ami/Usagi) is also very important to me. If Reinako is constant intensity, then Makoami is pure chill. They both have a deep, deep caring streak and I’m struggling to think of a word to describe their relationship besides “soft.” Additionally, I love the tall gf/small gf dynamic. Ami is the perfect size of a dance partner. (Actually, I think this scene is exclusively responsible for my investment in MakoAmi.)

At number five, I have to go against my immediate Ami/Usagi instincts once again and bring forward Rei/Usagi. Usagi sees the vulnerable side of Rei, something that not many people are allowed to see, and instead of teasing her about it, she nurtures it. And, you know, Rei is always fighting, but it’s not because she’s mean-spirited; it’s because she’s found something worth protecting. She’ll always defend Usagi, even if it’s from Usagi herself. 

Hello Witches! I’ve decided to start a weekly Withing Paper. Here I’ll feature interviews with witches, and sometimes mine and other witche’s takes on issues within the community, along with spells here and there.

This week, we’re interviewing Tumblr’s own Starborn-Witch! So without further ado!


Name: Amy

Age: 35

Type of witch: Eclectic, but my main focuses are Cosmic Witchcraft, Death Witchcraft (including LOTS of spirit work), and Sea Witchcraft, though I incorporate various paths when I see fit without appropriating practices that are closed to me, of course :)

Favorite color: Blue!! I love any shade though I’m quite partial to aqua ♡

wind-and-wing

When you first became a witch did you mix different path’s together right away, or did it take you some time?

starborn-witch

I definitely started out as eclectic, though at first I only used to identify as a cosmic witch. I was doing spirit work at the same time and already incorporating sea magic right from the get-go. It just seemed easier to keep it simple and identify as one thing. Now I don’t care as much about having one label. It’s better that way for me because then I have some freedom to explore!

wind-and-wing

Do you incorporate witchcraft in your day to day life? Any little rituals in the morning or evening or while cleaning?

starborn-witch

I do! I use magic for just about everything. There are quite a few things that may be considered mundane that I have found ways to make magical. For instance, I’m about to get in the shower now, but it’s not just a shower for me; it’s a daily cleansing ritual that can be quite powerful, despite its simplicity.

My daily witchy practices include:

  • Calling in the 4 cardinal directions when I wake up in the morning and before I go to sleep at night.
  • Daily tarot draws.
  • Ancestor spirit offerings and offering to other spirits I work with.
  • Pendulum divination.
  • Spirit work in the form of automatic writing.
  • Spirit work using ethically sourced animal bones.
  • My cleansing shower ritual.
  • Working out with intent to cleanse my body of toxins, as well as negative energy while I sweat it out at the gym.
  • Adding intent to my food and drink via sigils.
  • Adding intent to literally anything by drawing sigils.
  • Using books as divination tools (flipping to a random page).

wind-and-wing

So you’ve told me about your day to day Witchcraft, what about ceremonial? Do you break out the taper candles, cauldron, and robe that much, or is that a special occasion thing (if at all!)?

starborn-witch

I actually LOVE ceremonial magic and have definitely gone pretty “full out” with some of my spells and rituals, but it doesn’t happen as often as I would like because I’m a spoonie.

 I have done some pretty badass rituals pulling out all the stops, minus the robe, though. I have a cloak on my amazon wishlist for just that purpose. When I’m not broke I intend to buy it and it will probably motivate me to do more ceremonial magic because I know I’ll want to live in it, ha ha!

I should mention that it’s my own form of ceremony, though. I’m not a Thelemite or ritual magician by any means, I just love the concept and I suppose I add my own eclectic spin to it. It’s definitely not “by the book”.

wind-and-wing

Haha. That sounds so badass and awesome! What’s your favorite ritual that you’ve done thus far? You don’t have to go too into detail if you don’t like.

starborn-witch

Thanks! My very favorite so far is a Jovian prosperity ritual that I crafted myself. It was performed over the course of 3 nights, starting the night before the full moon, on the full moon, and the day after.

It was very effective in that my student loan was discharged the following week and that over 14,000 dollars I no longer have to pay back! I’ve been thinking about publishing it on my blog for others to perform if they want to, but it was quite involved an not “low spoons” at all so it might be a bit much for my followers. I’m still thinking about it :D

wind-and-wing

Holy cow! I would sure as hell love to see that spell! But I notice that you’ve mentioned spoonie witches and being a spoonie yourself. What does being a spoonie mean to you, and how does it affect your craft?

starborn-witch

It definitely affects both my daily life and my craft because I often don’t have the energy (whether physical, emotional, or mental) to do the things that I want to do, let alone some things I need to do. There are days where I can’t get out of bed, so I might just blog instead or read something witchcraft related to keep up with my practices. Then there are days where I have physical energy, but it’s a bad mental health day due to any one of my several disorders.

Being in bad headspace can affect everything for me and even lead to physical symptoms of illness if I’m not careful.

The cool thing about being a spoonie witch, is that magic helps me immensely, even on a bad day! Witchcraft has given me so many ways to cope with the shit life throws my way in that there’s always something magical

wind-and-wing

It sounds like being a spoonie has its own set of magical powers. Do you have any advice for any other spoonie witches out there? Or any other witches at all that need help getting the gumption to do their practice?

starborn-witch

Absolutely! Being a spoonie is frustrating for many reasons, but witchcraft can be so beneficial as a coping skill.

My advice to other spoonies would be not to get discouraged by limitations.

Of course, there are going to be practices that may be challenging or downright impossible for a spoonie to do, but this can be motivation to be creative and resourceful with one’s magic.

Witchcraft doesn’t have to be super elaborate to be effective.

Here are some examples of my own low spoons magic:

  • Drawing my ‘anti self-harm’ sigil on my body with a non-toxic marker instead of cutting.
  • Wearing fun socks that correspond to my intent (i.e. I wear my Sailor Venus socks when I feel like I could use some self-love).
  • Wearing a particular color of clothing to infuse my intent.
  • Using my ‘banishing bin’ spell when I’m having intrusive thoughts.
  • Placing a crystal on my forehead to help relieve headaches.
  • Making tea with herbs that correspond to my intent.
  • Using glamour magic to help me cope with random hair loss from autoimmune issues.
  • Drawing sigils in/over my food when I’m struggling with my ED.
  • Doing spirit work in bed.
  • Reading tarot or doing pendulum divination in bed.
  • Writing gratitude lists.
  • Taking cleansing baths/showers.

and honestly, probably a lot more than that. I’m spacing I can send you links to the anti self-harm sigil, the banishing bin, and the hair glamour. I’ve published those spells on my blog so I don’t mind sharing.

wind-and-wing

Is there any message you’d like to give to any and all witches who read this?

starborn-witch

Becoming a witch has been extremely empowering for me.

One of the best things about witchcraft, in my opinion, is how DIY it is.

I love that I can craft spells to help with any number of things life throws my way. As witches, we can incorporate as much, or as little into our practices as we choose.

One of my suggestions for new witches is- don’t feel like you have to do anything you don’t want to do in your craft. It’s also best not to compare one’s craft to another, as we all have different strengths and weaknesses.

I know for me personally that I am always learning new things and expanding my creativity with every new spell I create.

Explore different practices and paths until you find watch suits you. Its okay to have more than one path, too. Just be mindful of appropriation as there are many traditions and paths that require initiation or are from different cultures that aren’t open everyone.

Ultimately, your intent is the most important thing, so you do what works best for you.

wind-and-wing

Tell us something totally mundane about yourself. Let us see a bit of Non-Witchy Amy. The girl behind the pointed hat.

starborn-witch

The most mundane thing I can think of the fact that I’m a US Navy Veteran. There was certainly nothing witchy about my time in the armed forces, ha ha! Most people are pretty surprised to find out I served because I’m not really the military type, but it certainly taught me a lot about life and I learned a lot about myself, too.

There are other mundane things, of course. But that’s the one that really strikes me as non-witchy, ha ha!

wind-and-wing

Wow! Thank you for your time. My grandfather is a purple heart vet, so I respect you all so much. It’s extra close to my heart.

starborn-witch

Aww, thank you so much for sharing that with me! And thank your dear grandfather for his service, that is quite the sacrifice to make!!

wind-and-wing

No problem! Thank you so much for letting me interview you, Amy! It was great and I loved getting to know more about you as a witch and as a person

starborn-witch

You’re so welcome! Thank you for taking the time to do this!! I’m excited to see your interviews!


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A Day at the Beach: A Markiplier Egos One Shot

(For @chibikuroneko13 who requested a story of the Egos at the beach! Hope you guys enjoy!)

“You guys have never been to the beach before?” Amy asks, almost dropping the yarn wrapped around both her hands. Host has taken up knitting. He’s terrible at it so far, but he refuses to give up for some reason. “Why not?”

Host shrugs, continuing his sloppy knitting. “It’s hard to for us to travel anywhere as a group. We all have the same face, half of us are psychotic, and the other half are… eccentric. We typically cause quite a ruckus.”

Amy shakes her head. The Egos almost never get out of the building, except when Oliver makes grocery trips or Wilford goes for pizzas. “We’re going to the beach. I’m taking you, and that’s final.”

Now she’s starting to regret the decision. They’re all piled into a minivan amongst the beach supplies. Mark wants to shoot a video of the guys making sandcastles, and so he and the rest of the team are in the other car, leaving Amy alone with the Egos. She has no one to blame but herself though. She insisted that she could handle them.

“There’s another dog!” Wilford shouts, pointing out the window at a person walking their dog. “It’s so cute. Can I take it? Just for a little while?”

“No!” Amy says for the eightieth time since they left Ego Inc.

“The Host feels like this is a pointless venture. He does not want to be here, and he would prefer it if you would STOP POKING HIM WITH THE FOAM NOODLE, SILVER!” Host rages from the passenger’s seat.

“I want to ride up front with Amy,” the superhero complains, poking the Host again.

Amy rolls her eyes. “Host gets to sit up front because the rest of you give him anxiety. Leave him alone, or I’m going to let him narrate you into jumping out of the car!”

Silver pouts and Ed snickers beside him. Bim is all the way in the back with Wilford and the Doctor, and he looks very uncomfortable squished between the two of them. “Amy, how much longer until we get there?”

She takes a deep breath. “We get there, when we get there, Bim.”

And finally, finally they get there. Mark, Ethan, and Tyler start setting up for the video while Kathryn and Amy herd the Egos out of the shot. “We can’t let the fans see you! They’ll all have a heart attack,” Kat yells at Wilford who is looking down at her like he’s a little annoyed but very much terrified.

“But I’m the channel’s icon!” he insists, pushing his luck. Kathryn grabs his ear, yanks him down to her level, and whispers something to him that make his eyes go wide. When Kat releases the Cotton Candy Killer, he backs away slowly at first and then runs to catch up with the others. The Egos head to the edge of the water as Teamiplier films the video.

Amy always keeps the boys in the corner of her vision until they’ve got all the footage they need.  Bim and Host start to craft their own sandcastles, which they’re quite good at despite never having tried it before. Most of the others are up to their waists in the water, splashing each other or searching for shells. The Googles opted out of coming since sand and saltwater don’t mix well with robotics, and someone had to keep an eye on Dark. But the others seem to be enjoying themselves, at least for the moment.

“You did a good job,” Mark says, walking up behind her after loading the camera and mics back into the car. “You make a pretty good Mom.”

“They are kind of like children. Big, scary children with knives and superpowers.” Amy hugs herself and sighs. “I just want them to be happy.”

Mark rubs her shoulders a bit when he sees how tense she is. “They are, especially when you’re around. So give yourself a little credit.” He rests his head on her shoulder and hugs her close. “Thank you. I don’t know what I’d do without you here. And I’d never know how to deal with them if you hadn’t convinced me to give them a chance.”

Amy rests a hand on top of his head, ruffling his hair a bit and smiling at the Egos. Wilford and Ed are filling buckets with water and approaching at an alarming rate. “Um, Mark. I think we might want to run.”

“What?” Mark says as Amy sprints away. He looks up just in time to get a face full of seawater as the Egos dump their buckets on him. They all stand there for a moment as Mark sputters and drips. “Ok, you want to play this game?”

Wilford and Ed run, and Mark immediately starts chasing after them as Amy throws her head back and laughs. Wilford leaps over Bim and Host’s sandcastles while Ed heads back for the water. Doc, who is digging a trench, screams at Wilford leaps over him as well. Mark yells for Tyler and Ethan to come help him catch the Egos, and the two boys grab their water guns from the back of the car and run to Mark’s aid.

Amy and Kathryn lay out towels near the sandcastles and watch the water war unfold. “They’re not so bad once you get to know them,” Kathryn says. “I can see why you like them so much.”

Amy leans back on the towel and smiles. “Yeah, they’re my boys.”

anonymous asked:

you're my unproblematic fave artist ahhh it makes me so happy. if you're taking requests that aren't from the palette yet would you feel like doing smittenjolras?? he is a sweetheart ❤

I honestly didn’t know much about smittenjolras, so I searched a lil and my outcome was this: madly in love, confused and happy Enj

Hope you like it, I did it in my simplified style because it was more of a tiny strip than an actual drawing, sorry about that, I thought it would have been the best way to show his “smitteness”
Thank you for requesting!!! <3

and here i am, there you go again (again)

goSH and here we are at chapter 3 of drama club AU! part 1 and part 2 are linked as follows!! i just wanna thank you all again for loving drama club AU and any feedback/thoughts/questions are very much appreciated and craved!! warning there might be a Cliffhanger in this chapter (depending on what you consider a cliffhanger)

JAKE’S COUCH, 1504 HOURS, JAKE AND AMY’S SECRET KISSING PRACTICE SESSION (2)

“Okay, so I’ve locked my room to make sure we don’t go in there,” Jake declares, with an air of pride that makes it seem like he just did something world-changing, ground-breaking, kick-you-in-the-crotch fantastic, when all he did was turn a key.

“Is there really a need for that?” Amy asks as she settles down on the couch with a noticeably larger bag of homework. “We’ve already agreed on not going inside, it’ll be fine.”

Jake tuts at Amy disapprovingly. “Oh, Amy, Amy, Amy. Don’t you know that if you tempt temptation, temptation will tempt you?

“What-” Amy scoffs, because Jake is the most ridiculous person in the whole wide world. “That makes no sense!”

“Neither do most fancy quotes! Anyway, locking the door to my room is the first precaution we’re taking, case closed, Jake also closed.”

Amy wants to debate the logic behind his words, but chooses to inhale as deeply as she possibly can instead, because arguing with Jake is like bringing a toy knife to a gunfight– something one shouldn’t even begin to consider doing.

“Okay, Jake. Thank you for locking your door. As for me, I brought more home-”

Boooooooooo!” Jake jeers, proceeding to stick his tongue out and point his thumbs down.

She rolls her eyes. “Okay, asshole. How’s locking the door so much better than bringing more homework? Doing homework can help distract us from… whatever happened last time.”

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it’s amazing what baking can do

Okay so, this is my first attempt at writing and I’m not even sure myself what is going on here but anyway here it is. A massive shoutout to @elsaclack and @peraltiagoisland for being incredibly supporting and encouraging and for helping me and letting me yell about this.

(Title from “what baking can do” from Waitress)

Amy’s reading is interrupted by a loud clashing sound coming from the kitchen. She looks up from her book and listens, wondering what Jake could possibly be doing. They rarely cook anything, most of their meals consist of takeout or whatever Charles brings them, and when one of them does cook, or at least tries to, it usually ends in complete disaster. It is quiet for a bit so she decides to pay no mind to it and continue with the book as it is finally getting interesting.

No more than five lines later she hears the noise again, this time followed by what sounds very much like Jake cursing. She sighs and puts the book down. It is better to check what he is doing before he can make a mess, or break something, or hurt himself.

She is too late, though. Almost every single pot they own is on the counter, along with some bowls and plates of different sizes. The mixer is there too, all ready to be used, and is that the flour container by the coffee maker? He’s too focused looking for something in the fridge to notice Amy standing in the doorway.

“What are you doing?” she asks.

It is only after he found whatever he was looking for, took it out, and placed it on the counter (how he found free space to put it, she has no idea) that he finally turns to her.

“It’s Boyle’s birthday tomorrow,” he says, matter-of-factly.

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Everything bad is a lesson. Whether it feels like it or not. Life throws curveballs and changes at you like you have never faced a challenge, it will make you strong. Learn from your mistakes, there is only so much dwelling anyone can do. Sometimes life will simply not go your way, but I promise you it is a lesson that you will be thankful for.
— 

Lessons by Amy Kennedy

08/1/17

My book! My insta!

a traitor, i’d trade her in a second

*deep sigh* she has returned. drama club AU is back with PART FOUR!! honestly im in love with these two loser nerds and i hope you love them (and this) too :’) part one part two part three and awaaaaaay we go!! (feel free to yell in my inbox after this)

JAKE’S HOUSE, 1624 HOURS, GETTING THROWN UNDER A BURNING BUS BY HIS OWN MOTHER

“What? Mom, I didn’t ask Amy out!”

Karen appears to understand, nodding conspiratorially. “Ahh, you’re doing the playing hard to get thing, I see.”

She winks, something which Jake does not appreciate, and his entire face burns as he takes a deep, deep sigh.

“That’s not what’s going on at all. Amy’s my enemy,” he considers spelling it out, but he thinks that would be pushing it. “She’s supposed to be the worst!

“You kiss your enemy with that mouth?” Karen teases, and it’s very obvious where Jake gets his playful nature from.

Jake covers his forehead with his palm, turning around only when he hears Amy snickering to herself.

Really? He mouths, and she shrugs in response. At least someone is enjoying this painfully awkward situation.

“What do you mean she’s your enemy?” Karen continues, genuinely confused, as though she has no idea about Jake and Amy’s decade-long rivalry. “You talk about her all the time.”

Jake stiffens, refusing to turn around because Amy must look incredibly smug right now.

“Yeah, but only to complain.”

“Wasn’t your last ‘complaint’ about how annoying her pretty face is?”

“NO IT WASN’T MOM! I’VE NEVER THOUGHT AMY WAS PRETTY IN MY LIFE!

If Amy could see Jake’s face now, she would know that his cheeks blush a bright crimson. Yes, that’s right. Crimson.

“Now Jake, that’s a very mean thing to say about your girlfriend,” Karen chides, disappointed in her useless lying son. “Our guest Amy must be so upset-” she turns around, and realizes she’s wrong, “oh wait- she’s smiling, never mind.”

“That’s because she’s not my girlfriend! She’s my enemy and you’re giving her way too much ammo!”


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Top 5 Ships

thanks jae @ethereal-bellarke for this tag this was fun but also made me super emo


1. Bellarke: Bellamy Blake + Clarke Griffin (The 100)

Originally posted by its-me-her-and-the-moon

okay but y’all who follow me already knew that but seriously they’re just amazing together 

“Clarke, you don’t have to do this alone.” + “I can’t lose you too,” + “If I’m on that list, you’re on that list.” +  “I need you.”

2. Scallison: Scott McCall + Allison Argent (Teen Wolf)

Originally posted by the-sex-diariesxx

omfg i cried for hours when she died they were my first ‘ship’ i guess they were beyond adorable  

“I know we’re going to be together.” “There’s no such thing as fate.” “There’s no such thing as werewolves.” + “It’s okay. It’s perfect. I’m in the arms of my first love, the first person I’ve ever loved, the person I’ll always love. I love you, Scott McCall.”

3. Frary: Francis Valois + Mary Stuart (Reign)

oh god same thing again i cried so hard when he died even though i knew it was inevitable they were so vital to each other i CANT

Originally posted by stelenaisforever

“Such beauty; such beauty you have brought me.” + “All I ever wanted was you.”

4. Stydia: Mieczyslaw “Stiles” Stilinski + Lydia Martin (Teen Wolf)

the SATISFACTION when they finally got together thank GOD so happy for them

Originally posted by lost-soul-in-the-world

“If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind!” + “When I kissed him, that’s when everything changed.”

5. Kolvina: Kol Mikaelson + Davina Claire (The Originals)

ahhh they were so cute i’m so upset that she died lowkey my guilty pleasure show/ship kol had/has the best lines especially with her

Originally posted by klopehybridss

“And I saw you. I was dead for ages Davina Claire, and only then did I feel alive again. I love you.” “I love you too.”


making this made me so emo oh my god it’s y’all’s turn if you wanna do it and as always anyone else who wants to! @bel-ami-blake @marvilmayhem @bellamynochillblake @bellarkesurvivestogether @spiderdoctor-67 @negasonic-teenage-what-da-shit @frecklessbellamy @nowwesurvive @mountainbellamy @that-damn-booklion @skruprotocol