a lot of what i do is customer services based at the hotel: speaking in the happy voice, addressing complaints, apologizing profusely, etc. But today, as I was doing my rounds, i noticed a sheet in the hallway, which was suspicious. so I dragged it behind me to finish my walk and when i turned around THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE
SOMEBODY SHIT IN A SHEET AND LEFT IT IN A PUBLIC STAIRWELL
AND I DRAGGED IT
and when i get to a place i can glove up and toss it, the smell is so bad, I puke.
Thank you for staying with us, i’m charging this person extra. the mystery will be solved on the morrow.