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how to distinguish between three steves
  • steve harrington: single teenage dad steve, has a nail bat and six children and has never been near a plane
  • steve trevor: blonde-haired blue-eyed steve who blew himself up in a plane in 1918, a spy, not that Extra
  • steve rogers: blonde-haired blue-eyed steve who crashed a plane in 1944, Captain Fucking America, Super Extra (tm)