than robert pattinson

No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson hates twilight and no one hates cs/OUAT more than Jmo hates cs/ouat. At least Pattinson finished all Twilight movies. How much does Jmo hate cs/ouat that she refused to do another season? She gave up a good income to simply not be part of this flaming pile of shit. She announced she’s leaving right after cs got married. If you think no one hates cs as much as you do just think that jmo gave away a steady $$$ income to simply not be a part of CS and she cut her hair to show she’s starting fresh and breaking all ties to Emma and OUAT.

You will search long and hard to find a couple more well-matched in natural elegance, talent, creativity and grace than Robert Pattinson and his fiancee, FKA twigs. They are both a cut above, and demonstrate that by the way they choose to live their lives. They are both British, musicians, and self-described as goofy and nerdy in their private lives.

While Twigs has shown herself to be a supportive partner by accompanying Rob to his premieres in London at and Cannes, they have never done a photoshoot together, so when certain solo pics pop up that look like they belong together, fans will make the connection. These  two pics surfaced last week, and now they are one. Enjoy.


more than slightly jarred and 32 episodes away from pulling a robert pattinson

edit b/c of confusion

Hisoka’s actor is actually a sincere and sad man who doesn’t realize how gross his character is at first. Soon does a complete 180 and despises his character, even more than Robert Pattinson hates Edward Cullen. The rest of the cast thinks it’s incredibly funny to call him by his character’s name offset because his reactions are… something else. Soon it’s a running thing and it’s common to hear someone calling in the hallway, “Hey Hisoka!” and the guy’s response, “JU s T FuCkign LEave ME ALogne”


Robert Pattinson ¬ NUMÉRO HOMME MAG

Q: And now you are the one in indie movies. The circle is completed…
Rob: ‘These movies represent my tastes, that’s for sure. When I look at my DVDs collection from my seventeens and the movie makers I film with nowadays, some are a part of it: Werner Herzog, David Cronenberg, for example… I still have difficulties to believe it… I still see Werner Herzog as a name on a DVD cover than a real person!’

anonymous asked:

At what point you were convinced that redacted "romance" is PR & similarly what point you believed josh & jen were more than friends? For me it would be the fact that closh romance was confirmed days before PL release not by his PR team but by a rep from PL film. It is not private & is aimed at movie promotion. How can a movie rep confirm their dating? About joshifer, jen saying what if we get married & talking about toast in CF interview sealed the deal. She is open to marriage,not just love!

OMG Anon! I’m sorry I wasn’t able to answer sooner BUT not only was I stupid busy but my computer crashed and I had to reboot everything and start the WHOLE thing over again!

So To answer your first question… When did I start believing that Joshifer were more than “Just friends…. Let us go down my memory lane and my feels.

In the ye old time of late 2012 to early 2013 I caught whiff of The Hunger Games Franchise on Netflix. (Never actually saw it at the movies. I know bad me! *slaps hand*) I had never even heard of the books and when I decided to sit and watch it I half expected a twilight-ish bit of meh to feature. Thankfully I was DEAD wrong. Now don’t get me wrong the first movie is MILES away from the second one but I still enjoyed it a lot. (still hadn’t read the books.) I especially enjoyed movie Katniss and Peeta. So li’l old me decided to read the books. (I devoured them in less than 2 weeks  which is surprising because I’m a mom and I don’t have much time to read anymore, but boy did I appreciate Peeta and Katniss even more.) So as is excpected I Everllarked HARD. Like my HP obsession was slowly taking a back seat and I decided to fandom a different story. (Still love Harry Potter though! *ducks to avoid being hit by the rocks that are surely coming my way from the Potter fandom* I have all the books! I promise! And I have tons of memorabilia! I hardcore love HP. I even sorted myself and others into houses and  Ivelmorny! Gryffindor and Horned Serpent Ya’ll, I’m so proud! ) Anyways, I started to go back and watch the first movie and since I felt like I was missing out I went in search of all their old interviews and premieres, everything. Basically the works. When I fandom I fandom excruciatingly hard. Ask the hubs. 

When I saw their very first interviews I instantly fell in love with Josh and Jen. They’re so freaking cute all on their own.

I mean look at these babies! How could  anyone not love those faces?

Then I started paying more attention. HOLY Mackerel Anon! It solidified their friendship for me at the time. I mean come on! I make an idiot out of myself in front of my guy friends. 

(Yes I’ve had expressions like that from my friends, both girl and boys. All my life. I’m just especial like that.) 

It wasn’t until I started seeing more flirtatious behavior (like puppy flirtatious) Especially from Josh


But then Anon I noticed that Jen was flirting too, but her’s were more low key. A little touch here, a compliment there… Yah know, the works….

(This was when Josh was asked if he was dreamier than Robert Pattinson. *current tweens wet dreams*) Yeah I don’t ever tell my friends they’re attractive unless I’m trying to make them feel better and even then it comes out almost uncomfortable. GEESH I cannot lie. FML

(Yeah Elizabeth Banks You know what’s I means!)

So after much of the interviews and red carpets I binge watched I was like AWWW They have a baby crush! NOPE! I thankfully managed to catch up enough that I was ready for the CF promo tour. 

And THESE my dear Anon finally solidified my thoughts that Joshifer was more then they let on. 

(Note that I don’t touch other people’s faces on a regular basis. Just those I’m either forced to and my immediate family. Not to mention Hubs hate’s people touching his face and vice versa. It’s just such an intimate thing for people to do. You’re literally in that person’s personal space. Sooo either the person is catatonic or trusts you enough to allow that personal space to be invaded.) 

(there’s way more to that look) 

(So this whole thing? Yeah, that’s me and my hubs and we’ve been married for almost 8 years now together for 11 yrs.) 

So Anon I can’t pinpoint exactly when my thoughts of a stronger bond of Joshifer was per se since the CF promo was chock full of Joshifer goodness, but I can try to guide you as to when I exactly started thinking that they were more than friends. ^^^^

Now as per Redacted or as I will now go on to call her Umbridge. (Shout out to the HP World! If you don’t know who she is, she’s the most despised, and absolutely horrible characters in Harry Potter. She’s worse than Voldemort and he’s the main villain.) I didn’t know who she was and despite my Hispanic Heritage I have NEVER heard of her and I watch a lot of foreign and Spanish speaking movies and shows. So At first when I found out that Josh started dating her I was like….

But then I started seeing this…

Now don’t get me wrong it looks like a sweet picture at first but if you notice SHE’S smiling. He is not. Which leaves me wondering… why does he look so miserable when he’s supposedly visiting his girlfriend whom he’s supposed to be in love with. She has arms around him and he has but part of his hand lazily laying on her wait…. It’s kind of like having an expert dancer dragging a newbie to do a difficult routine…

Like so…

No offense to Bill Nye. The awesomest human in the planet! 

So I naturally started suspecting and I was like….

I tried to be impartial and wondered if they were just trying to be private about the whole thing…. But then this pic happened. 

I was pissed the hell off Anon. I mean don’t get me wrong I love that Josh might be in a relationship that might make him happy but fml if this isn’t wrong. Mind you this pic was taken 2 months prior to people knowing that closh was even a thing…. I mean look at all her friends. They all look fucking fantastic and like they’re having fun. She looks a bit blurry but dude even she looks somewhat presentable. But Josh who is either her BF or at least her friend who’s she’s supposed to be establishing a deeper bond with by that time looks like a drunk hobo who crashed a party and inadvertently became part of the picture. You know…. good times! I don’t claim to be a perfect person in fact I am far from it, but I least have the decency to make sure my friends who I love and cherish and RESPECT look alright in a freaking pic. I’m pretty fucking sure that at this moment in time Josh might be in fact inebriated  if not it’s just a bad pic. So either Josh doesn’t really care how his career goes or Umbridge posted this shit without his consent which is dirty af. 

So anyways, anon I decided to delve deeper just to make sure I wasn’t being biased. WELP, it did not help when I found out that their so called “romance” was outed by their publicists but it just so happened to have fallen on the eve of the PL premiere. 

yup that was my face. I was like pssssh Bitch Puh-lease! Romance Shmomance. That’s when I finally realized that Closh or whatever the fuck they are, are totes on the negative side of any type of relationship. So I guess we can say that we coincided in our fauxmance epiphany. 

Sorry this post was long, but I love gifs…. LOL. Hope you like my answers! 

Why I Wear Makeup

-In this reality, I’m past puberty and still get pimples so I’m gonna make like Prez Nixon and try to cover that shit up

-I’m going out tonight and still insist on wearing the same all-black ensemble every time so I’m gonna have to up the notch here a little before people start asking questions like “do you wash your clothes ever” and “we’re really worried about you”

-I’ve been drinking all last night and damn, girl, I look deader than Robert Pattinson when he’s reminded by the press about Twilight

-Dark lipstick makes me feel like I’m a witch, and I can’t set you on fire with my mind as I’ve been attempting for the past 20 minutes.

-Cuz Tuesdays are boring and I want to add some color to them

-Naturally, my eyelids aren’t beautifully copper and gold-pigmented soooooooooooo are you a wizard or am I gonna have to take the handlebars on this one?

-Sometimes, the pregame/get ready is better than the night out. And I can also stand in my own bathroom without being ankle-deep in piss

-I Only Look Like This When I’m Blushing, The Last Time My Eyes Looked This Bright Was Before You Left, I Only Kiss You When I’m Not Wearing Lipstick and other FOB songs

-I love the aesthetics of retro-glam cat eyes but I don’t have or want a time machine to go back to the socio-economic fuckwad of that time period.

-These eyebrows don’t powerfully frame the face by themselves

-I fuckin feel like it today and sometimes I don’t, get off my butt

-The longer the lashes, the closer to god, or at least the closer to looking like I have amazing lashes, which is just as great and also a little less about the complexities of the universe

-I want to look absolutely fabulous while eating cheese nachos now leave me alone

-Sometimes it really boosts my confidence when I want to look especially nice for a person or event. Does that make me a monster, society? Can’t I be happy for ONE SECOND in this high-waisted cage?

-I dig the awesome, every day artistry that comes along with changing your lip color, creating contours on the face, and smoking out an eye. I may not be a MASTER but it still feels pretty damn cool and in my book, takes a “particular kind of skill” (not what Liam Neeson was talking about)

-If you can’t smoke out your friends, smoke out an eye! I’m very sorry, guys, I swear I’m not a cop.

-Also important: I love that just a little touch of dark lipstick can make the person wearing it feel invincible

-I like the way I look in it! Eat me!

Why I DON’T Wear Makeup
-To have you tell me I look better without it
-Because I think it makes me more feminine than people who choose not to wear it
-Because I need your approval on it