yo dont send biphobic shit to my gf thinking she gonna kiki w you lmao??? on what actual planet does ya dusty self think she gonna date my hella Bi ass and gonna be about u being a dry sponge lmao that shit gets screenshotted and directly sent to me and i gotta be the one to calm her wrath down cause she ain’t here for that biphobia she just ain’t about it like lol??? go outside?? do yoga?? take a laxative?? the person u are trying to reach is unavailable - please hang up and try again???
Have you seen my suneater son. He looks adorable. Also Deku made me cry.. WHY
!!!!! I’ll be really honest here anon I currently have a lot of feelings and 90% of them are about Amajiki picking Kirishimait’s everything I didn’t know I needed in my life thank you Horikoshi I owe you
W: Madre mía que guapo estas hoy Vegetta *se rie*
V: Si eh, estoy favorecido, vale la calabaza es muy buena, para.. No se para que pero se que es muy buena me decía mi madre, *lo interrumpe*
W: pues la calabaza solo..
V: Sabes que me aficionado, no, no shh shhh.. Escu.. Me aficionado tío am..
W: Se viene
V: A las cremas
W: Así Madre mía así, anti edad, antiarrugas,
V: No a las cremas faciales, si no a las cremas estas de calabazin, que no se que y de tal
W: *se ríe *hombre esta muy buena la verdad yo soy de comerme las verduras sin mas ¿sabes?
V: Si a mi es que no me gustan las verduras sin más, entonces y si me las juntas todas.. Y me las haces pure pues me las puedo meter pa dentro.. 😏
WIGETTA EXTREMO 2-LA SUPER - MINA #5- MINECRAFT
El bullying que le hace Willy a Vegetta por su edad JAJAJA 😂hay Willy cómo no amarte
Warnings: Language, Violence, Some Angst, Some Fluff
A/N: Written for @dancingalone21 ‘s funny quote challenge. My quote was: “That attitude right there. That’s why I always got the extra cookie.” Also written for @just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms Shit My Patient’s Say challenge. I used a ton of quotes from that one. They’re all bolded.
A/N 2: Unbeta’d and unedited. Probably a shit ton of mistakes. My bad.
A/N 3: Most/All of the stories in here aside from being robbed (at gunpoint anyway) have happened to me in my career. More than once. Fun times.
left your 12 and a half hour shift at the pharmacy over 30 minutes late. Some
asshole had decided to wait until 9:00 to come get their prescription filled
that they needed right that second. Of course, they’d had the prescription in
their hand for over three weeks. Not that you could turn them down. Your district
manager would surely find out and chew your ass out for it the next day.
your bags and sliding out of your car you realized Dean wasn’t home yet either.
Your husband’s Impala was nowhere to be seen. Ever since he’d taken a job as an
FBI agent, he’d been working crazy hours too. The two of you barely saw each
other anymore and it sucked. Sighing, you trudged into the house and dropped
your stuff, kicking off your shoes. You made your way into the kitchen,
grabbing all the junk food you could find and a bottle of Captain Morgan before
throwing yourself in a heap on the couch.
were mindlessly watching TV when Dean came home, discarding his jacket and tie
before he lifted your legs and sat down, resting your legs in his lap. “Rough
gave you that idea?”
completely eaten bag of chips, the leftover ketchup on the plate where you
probably had a frozen cheeseburger, oh and the uh…half drunk bottle of Captain
Morgan that was totally full yesterday.” Dean pointed to the bottle in your
hand and you rolled your eyes, sarcastically scoffing into the air.