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“I love you, Katy Perry. I love everything about you.

I love your triumphant success in the face of negative amounts of talent. I love your complete refusal to have any sort of depth or thought in your music. I love the way you gargle vowels in some vain attempt to hit notes that autotune is just gonna clean up later anyway.

You win Katy Perry. Marry me.”