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MAKE ME CHOOSE:   THE GREAT GATSBY  or   to kill a mockingbird.

His heart beat faster and faster as Daisy’s white face came up to his own. He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever wed his unutterable visions to her perishable breath, his mind would never romp again like the mind of God. So he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning fork that had been struck upon a star. Then he kissed her. At his lips’ touch she blossomed like a flower and the incarnation was complete.

Fiona: [pulls out gun]

Klaus: hey, we said no guns

Fiona: did we? I thought we said no gum

Klaus: but you’re also chewing gum!

Fiona: [blows bubble] I’m a wild card.


“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

[A Series of Unfortunate Events] The Grim Grotto.


“It was one of those rare s m i l e s with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced–or seemed to face–the whole external world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor.” - The Great Gatsby

  • Nick: I watched him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.
  • Nick: Jordan. He opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and then he drank it like it was a thing that normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie, Old Sport."
  • Jordan: I mean technically... He's not wrong?