An interesting game of Pyro Dodgeball in which me and this other guy (the last two remaining Pyros) both had to use the bathroom and neither of us wanted to get up and go and we wanted to kill the other.

I won, then we both just said be right back and peed ourselves silly.


the whole time we were alive I was telling him how it’s bad for guys to hold their bladders and he’s like “It’s okay I HAVE to do this.”