tf what is up around us

im youngmin as a prince

this is my first time doing this bear with me please– it’s also hellaaa long so i put it under the cut to save those who dont want to scroll past the whole thing lol

  • is highly highly highly respected and loved by everyone in his kingdom
  • hes so sweet to all his people like he’ll go out of his way to check on them and make sure they’re all doing well bc he loves his kingdom so much
  • even sent christmas cards and extra food to all the households in the town during the holidays like WHAT A SWEETHEART
  • anyways
  • he loves his kingdom so deeply you can imagine how on edge he becomes when his dad is suddenly ill and about to pass
  • bc now it’s time for youngmin to step in as king and like?? he’s nOT READY
  • but he can’t let his kingdom NOT have a king like his people need a leader– and his mother bless her but she doesn’t really have leadership skills rip so youngmin is their only hope
  • BUT he’s not married.. he can barely talk to girls lmao but it’s against royal law (?) to become a king without a queen so
  • that’s where you come in

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anonymous asked:

PLEASE HELP. K so im new to the tf fandom (literally finished tfp tonight) and people keep tagging their posts with 'maccadam' and so i searched it up and its a diddly dang bartender??? who might be an original but idk??? but anyways why does EvErYoNe tag their posts with that i dont get the joke please explain it to a poor soul.

It’s not really a “joke” or anything like that. If you go into the generic tag “#transformers” then usually you’ll be bombarded with spambot posts, posts about the humans/actors in the Michael Bay movies, RP and “headcanon/imagine” blogs spamming the tags with pointless posts, etc.

Sometimes those headcanon/imagine blogs still spam-post into the character tags and at any given time you’ll see about 5-10 spammy “scenario/imagine” posts per page. It’s fucking annoying unless you block them constantly.

For a lot of people (including myself) who wanted to just focus on the comics/tfp/tfa/g1 and not the Bay movies and not be bombarded with spam, it got to be super annoying and eventually the generic transformers tag became taken over with just spammy and pointless things.

So the fandom kinda got fed up with the spam (especially during what I call the Great Russian Spambot Raid of 2014-2015 – when all major fandom’s tags were literally destroyed due to Russian spambots posting p*rn and gore into the tags) and created it’s own tag — #Maccadam. The tag has been around since 2012 from what I can tell, but not many people used it until the 2014-15 Russian spambot raid.

Maccadam is indeed a comic reference to Maccadam’s Old Oil House and the TF fandom found it obscure enough to be hidden away from all the spam. And it worked. Eventually all/most fandom people moved to the Maccadam tag to escape that spamming and it’s now just used because it’s easier to see actual fandom art and such things there instead of in the generic Transformers tag – where it’s still fairly spammy and annoying.


Originally posted by mc-gyu

  • meet mingyu
  • he looks intimidating as all hell but he’s truly a dorky, lovable meme who cares for the people around him and isn’t afraid to show it…. when he feels like it seriously tho most of his misconceptions come just  from his height and build
  • that’s why kids used to kick fusses up with him while he chose to brush them off at first after all what use did he have for them
  • but ok the thing is he’ll only really engage you in anything if he thinks you’re worth the energy which is why he rarely got into fights unless it was v necessary and even then he took one step and they dipped tf outta there in a heartbeat
  • continuing on, just the mention of his fave videogame is enough to get him fired up so when people are treating him shittily he easily serves the same behavior right back
  • given he was taught not to take anyone’s shit, he usually fought back in elementary school and middle school with the ones who were usually the bullies tbh
  • he was the lowkey heroic dude that would save potential victims it was actually really sweet bc the ones he saved would back him up and make sure he had rewarded instead of reprimanded like #freemingyu
  • high school was ultimately where everyone generally tried to avoid him what with his record and his overall intimidating demeanor bc puberty was his friend and enemy at this point
  • he spent much of this time alone and doing his own thing, finding a huge interest in music bc it allowed him to express himself without being seen as some hulking monster that could kick ur ass cuz he can but does that mean he wants to??? no (ok that depends but still)
  • this lovable giant didn’t actually befriend anyone until prolly his second to last year of high school
  • thank wonwoo bc he was a new student who as quiet as he was had a knack for music as well
  • somehow these two found each other and became an inseparable pair who lived to create music together, always hyping each other up and supporting one another
  • even when wonwoo was getting shit for his graffiti, mingyu made sure his bff knew that a) his art was cool as shit and b) he got detention with him just y’kno to be at tru bro
  • moving forward, the two eventually made it into university much to their peers’ surprise since they only ever assumed the worst about the both of them as like ‘gangsters’ and shit
  • it’s funny cuz you’d think that he’d let the stigma affect him drastically but instead he’s still a really loud, semi-hyperactive giant who welcomed seungcheol and vernon in his and wonwoo’s friend group
  • bc wonwoo was actually really hyped about meeting others who shared a passion in music like him and mingyu did and how could mingyu say no to his bff??
  • anyway, with their love for music, they discovered the underground rap scene not too long after and chose to perform and just have a shit ton of fun there cuz they absolutely adored the vibes and idk it just became a thing for them ok
  • so i feel the need to mention just how impulsive mingyu can be bc he actually dyed his hair orange bc he saw how cool it looked on ichigo from the anime bleach and the volleyball anime haikyuu!! with hinana shoyo like he just…. wanted to lmao
  • everyone else was like “???? ….you dyed it bc of an anime?”
  • “yeah, looks cool right????”
  • no one wants to tell him he looks like a walking cheeto
  • ok well
  • no one except…..
  • can u guess???
  • you
  • ahahah yup you called this giant a walking orange cheeto
  • so, here’s the backstory behind this:
  • you had gone to one of the underground rap battles bc your friend was so hyped about it and you were part of the school’s paper for the current events section
  • rumor has it that a group that went to your high school was actually killin it and you wanted to see it for yourself and maybe write about it otherwise you’d settle on the dance team’s biggest win thanks to the v cute dancers (*cough* jimin *cough* hyungwon *cough* yugyeom *cough hoseok *cough* *cough* ahem) who you didn’t mind interviewing…. again
  • but anyway, even if the school’s hiphop group turned out to be a bust at least the talent from the other groups was poppin and you always admired hiphop music anyway so it wasn’t like an unenjoyable way to spend your friday night
  • now most people at the rap battles are actually really cool and chill, normally you’re fairly chill yourself, but there was a particular group of people that rubbed you the wrong way, figuratively speaking (and almost literally bc you swear you felt someone brush against you)
  • your discomfort must’ve been noticed by your friend bc she hooks an arm with yours and leads you toward the stage where she promises you she’ll get you an interview with the rappers when y’all see ‘em in action, all you gotta do is wait
  • and so as you’re on your way there, those creeps are watching you and one of them actually tries following you despite how fast your friend tried getting you outta there and so you’re torn between telling the dude to either a) “fuck off” or b) be semi-nice and turn him down
  • but before you can, mingyu kinda appears and tells that guy to leave you alone and said dude is both terrified and irritated with that pretty attractive stranger who has you lowkey miffed also even more so at the fact that you may or may not have lost ur friend in the crowds
  • it isn’t like you’re some defenseless person who can’t y’know handle themselves so the act of saving you just wounds your pride a lil but you don’t say anything (yet) just watching the scene unfold as the creepy dude backs off and says “whatever man just watch it later” and mingyu gets a lil worked up but he tries not to embarrass himself in front of you when you’re both left together
  • i mean you’re not ungrateful for the help but like i said it wounds your pride and you’re just like “ok ya big ol walking cheeto head where did you come from and why did you just put yourself in this position???” bc you’re under the impression he’s about to get into a fight (lmao oh hunny just wait until he’s up on stage) and he’s just baffled
  • he gives you this dumbfounded look like “??? what do you mean- HEY DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WALKING CHEETO HEAD”
  • and you’re just like “hell to the yeah i did! now answer my question. do you have a death wish or something?? over a stranger?” bc to say the least you’re a strong feminist who isn’t afraid to lay out some facts on someone and you’re pretty adamant about staying lowkey when it comes to situations that could endanger other people so you’ve gotten a little worked up on trying to convince him that you had things perfectly handled and he thinks you’re so flippin cute getting worked up as you are and he’s just speechless listening to you
  • he has no time to respond tho bc wonwoo comes up and is like “yo bro we gotta go say bye to the damsel and leggo”
  • you shoot both of them a minor glare but mingyu nods and leaves you with this cute lil two-finger salute and disappears like how he suddenly appeared and your heart is pounding like crazy and you’re like “who is this kid???”
  • after a while forget about him bc your friend finds you and drags you over to an area closer to the stage where one of her bodyguard friends who also went to school with you two jackson was there all smiley and happy to let you guys wait with him
  • most of the acts that have gone up were pretty good but from what your friend and jackson were telling you, the ones from your school were the ones to watch bc they were so good!!!
  • so you wait it out, trying to decipher some form of distinguishing factor about the groups and of course you take notes on a little notepad of yours that you keep for nearly all articles of yours and as you’re finishing a note on a group… jackson and your friend began squealing and shaking you to pay attention to the next act
  • the performance starts off with s.coups and vernon with their strong verses but it serves as a surprise to everyone else and you when wonwoo and mingyu come in with their own
  • you’re in a bit of shock to see that orange-haired dude up there and you expected yourself to be imagining things buuut the hair was a dead ringer for him and as you’re jotting down notes about mostly his verses and the group, you had to admit that they were worth the hype and watch if no one else had done it already
  • just listening to mingyu was enough to entrance you for the rest of the show even as the satisfaction of them winning over the group with the sleaze who was harassing you earlier too and you didn’t realize your friend was dragging you behind the stage until you nearly tripped over a step
  • there’s a deep chuckle off to your left and you see the orange-haired boy that has caught ur eye and you’re tryna put up a front like “???? psh whatchu want???”
  • and she’s going over to s.coups and vernon with a friendly grin, telling them about how you’re on the school’s paper and how you wanted to interview the infamous rap group
  • of course they’re down and she doesn’t say anything as she watches you and mingyu talking again, dragging wonwoo away to let you two talk
  • he’s teasing you for nearly tripping, not even offended that you called him a cheeto head and you compliment him for his rap skills bc your pride isn’t as wounded as it was before
  • it’s pretty cute bc for the rest of the night after introducing yourself and everything, they tell you they’ll do the interview which was what y’all spent doing for the next few hours until it was mingyu’s turn who was actually pretty happy to go last
  • now at the wonwoo’s break room at his job at the nearby convenience store, you two end up talking for the rest of the night with a few of the interview questions you had planned and it goes so well honestly
  • of course you forgot how you had work and so when you wake up in the convenience store you’re like “!!!! shit i gotta go” and you leave a note for mingyu, who looks adorable as shit with his mouth slightly afar and semi-snoring that you had to go and leave without your trust notepad bc of your haste
  • anyway you go to work, p normal stuff not realizing you didn’t have it until mingyu texts you bc you may or may not have left it on the paper to be a lil cute and aloof that he has it and you’re like oh fuck bc you wrote some lil notes about him and you’re readily embarrassed as you meet up with him after with his damn smug smile
  • “cheeto head, dont you dare say shit abt whatever you read”
  • him: “me???? who you callin a cheeto head huh? certainly not me ‘the most distinctive rapper of the group’”
  • you: *facepalms* “i will fight u. you wanna go rn?”
  • “go? yeah, we can go out. how does sushi sound?”
  • so that’s how your first date went ahahah
  • it was really cute bc it’s always been pretty casual and lax between you two since your allnighter of talking and it’s just really easy for you two to connect bc you’re both really passionate about helping people and the one thing you’ve noticed about mingyu is how insecure he really is bc he doesn’t believe in his music ability in comparison to wonwoo, seungcheol, and vernon, all of whom are just as talented, and he just thinks they’re much better than him :(  and it really makes you upset that he’d think that ‘cause you genuinely believe he is talented af
  • i’m not saying you wrote your article about him but it was mostly focused on him which the rest of the boys were totally down for ‘cause their dearest cheeto head deserves it
  • a lot of people come to the show just to see the performance (mainly mingyu) and they’re not disappointed in the slightest like even your editor is telling you to get a solo interview with the orange-haired man that everyone is really enjoying and mingyu is in utter shock bc how could that be? how could the people want him more than his brothers?
  • you have to like physically pinch him to get him to realize he’s not dreaming and he’s seriously like “are you some kind of angel? or fairy? like how did you get this to happen?”
  • and you’re like “that was all you bro”
  • and he’s like “bro but like….. bro”
  • “bro”
  • you can’t help but kiss his cheek bc of how adorably dumbfounded he is and he wraps his hands around your waist and pulls you close bc he can’t contain himself bc in the span of meeting you within a few months he feels worthwhile and if anything he doesn’t care if he’s worth anything to everyone else but you, his bros, and even himself and it’s just so cute to see him finally comfortable in his own skin
  • it’s so presh even the cheesy ass lines he’ll use on you
  • he blames wonwoo but i promise it’s ones he’s come up with personally
  • like remember that v live of him with the toilet paper and how he wanted your exams to roll smoothly? yeah he pulled that shit
  • he talked to his friend joshua into letting him borrow his parent’s cafe and pulled off the sweetest date when you were stressing about your biggest editorial and finals and you couldn’t help but kiss him with so much fervor… well, y’all were glad wonwoo wasn’t at the dorm since it was closest hehe
  • some of the pick up lines that he used but aren’t limited to:
  • “i’m not a photographer, but i can picture me and you together“
  • (you: “you nerd we are together”)
  • “ if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber”
  • (you: …why are you like this?”)
  • (wonwoo: srsly bro why are you like this???”)
  • even some of his texts, which haven’t failed to get a laugh outta of you:
  • “You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.”
  • “Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?“
  • but in all seriousness, he’s really precious with you and the boys love that you bring him strength especially wonwoo who acts like a total tsundere about it and is like “oh yeh, whateves. y’all are p cute”
  • and you’re like “is the emo king actually complimenting us???”
  • wonwoo: shut up i take it back y’all ugly (’cept ming)
  • you: (งಠ_ಠ)ง
  • mingyu: never thought i’d have people fight over me before (’:
  • but yeah, you and mingyu are really really REALLY CUTE AND I SHIP IT MUCH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

anonymous asked:

If you're still taking requests, could I ask for fluffy RFA+MC morning routines?



  • Assuming you’re both students and you stayed overnight to help him study yes actually study, your mornings would sometimes be quite hectic.
  • That day you two realized you overslept and you only had one hour to get to school.
  • Guys, one hour may seem like a lot but believe me it’s not.
  • You didn’t kiss unlike those lazy Saturday mornings.
  • With you trying to get a shower but him being to shy to just enter and shave while you were in the shower.
  • Yes he’s a man, he shaves

  • So in the meantime, he’s trying to get his backpack and breakfast ready.
  • Once you’re both done in the bathroom you two quickly eat breakfast which was now cold.
  • This bby didn’t want you to eat by yourself, bby so cute.
  • You two finally are at the door and exchange a deep but short kiss before heading out to school.


  • Let’s pretend this was a day off.
  • This dork was still nervous about having to sleep in the same bed as you.
  • All men were wolves, including him.
  • But you looked so cute all cuddled up to him, your arm thrown over his chest and your leg over his own.
  • You woke up and the first thing you saw was a pair of scarlet eyes watching you with unmeasurable adoration in them.
  • He pressed a soft peck on the tip of your nose and slowly stood from the bed.
  • Did I ever mention he slept shirtless during spring-summer?
  • Because he did.
  • Managed to get you all flustered all. the. damn. time.
  • Zen, get ready to be shown off on Snapchat lol.
  • He’d help you make breakfast.
  • Puts on some music and you’re both singing and doing smol dancing while cooking.
  • After breakfast you two go back to bed and take out your laptop. 
  • You guys watch One Piece (I feel like he’d be a sucker for One Piece, tbh) to your hearts’ content.
  • At one point you two forget the anime and have a not-too-heated make out session.


  • Okay, mornings with Jaehee don’t get too fluffy or emotional.
  • But on occasion, when her week’s been amazing at work, she’d totally be super cute towards you.
  • Like one morning, one off day, she’d press you close to her and bury her face in your chest.
  • “Jaehee, come on, let’s make breakfast.”
  • “But, MC, I’d like to stay like this a bit longer… If that’s okay.”
  • Once she feels like getting out of bed she’d be preparing breakfast all by herself.
  • “Jaehee can I–”
  • “No.”
  • She just wants to spoil you. Sit tf down and wait.
  • The rest of the morning you two spend it literally lazing around.
  • You also use it to plan that day’s later date.


  • Omg, he totally wakes up with his head on your chest and his arms wrapped around you.
  • Slight drool.
  • You are vERY careful not to wake him and take a quick picture of him. 
  • SO CUTE.
  • His morning hair is just the most beautiful mass of floof you’ll ever stumble upon.
  • He looks so confused in the mornings.
  • So confused.
  • Like, what year is it?
  • He ruffles your hair and presses kisses all over your face and on your shoulders.
  • He likes you hold hands until you start making breakfast.
  • “MC, please, let the chef cook… I just want you to myself right now.”
  • He uses the cutest pouty face when saying that.
  • Fucc. Okay.
  • He’d never do it anywhere else but with you.
  • What can you do? He’s known for being persuasive.
  • These bois don’t like you skipping meals. SO after breakfast you two spend the rest of the morning on the couch with Elizabeth the 3rd, trying to resolve this crossword from the newspaper one of his bodyguards brought him.


  • Even after he got the toy shop and quit hacking for illegal purposes, it wasn’t easy for him to go back to a regular sleeping schedule.
  • Still, when he did wake up early the first thing he’d do would be reach out for you.
  • When he didn’t feel you there he panicked and shot out of bed in like .3 seconds.
  • Runs out towards the living room and the strong scent of bacons suddenly hits him.
  • Kitchen.
  • He finds you in the kitchen and as fast as the weight on his shoulders appeared, it was gone.
  • He was always afraid that you’d disappear for one reason or another.
  • “Oh! Saeyoung! Good morning, babe! How are you fee–”
  • You were interrupted by his arms being tightly wrapped around your body.
  • “Babe. What’s wrong!? Saeyoung, look at me.”
  • “You’re still here. Thank, God.
  • You ran your hands along his hair and press your lips firmly against his own. 
  • You wanted– no, needed to reassure him that you were here and that you would never leave. At least not willingly.
  • “Ugh, you two already started? It’s ten in the morning”
  • The both of you chuckled and noticed Saeran leaning against the doorframe.
  • “You guys want breakfast?”
  • The rest of the morning you have you boyfriend right next to you, kissing him ever so often. 
  • He also likes to sit on your lap. HE LOVES IT.
  • Likes playing whatever game you two feel like playing at the moment.
  • Enjoys seeing you and Saeran talking. 
  • He loves this feeling of belonging. He loves having a family.
Splenda Exposed

So, since I’m at home doing a DIY Spa session in preparation for my POT dates this week, I decided to do a story time about the time I exposed a Splenda who tapped out at Victoria secret. So, I met this guy on WYP, let’s call him…. Steve. Steve was this white collar white guy he was pretty young early thirties wore glasses wore white button up with khaki’s and thick black glasses.  The date was set for 150, which is pretty standard for my WYP dates. So, I’m asking Steve questions trying to see if he is a viable potential for a SD or is he going to be a one off. SO, he tells me he grew up in Paris, he’s never been married no kids, and only child. He works in IT as a manager, he’s well-traveled, very cultured, and he was really sweet like I could easily get anything out of him. So, the date ends he’s like how about for the second date we take you on a shopping trip. I’m like yassssssssssssss!! So, we part ways and make plans to see each other next weekend. SOOO the weekend rolls around he texts me asking me what mall do I want to go to and I’m like Tyson (For my DMV SB, Tyson’s is the best mall in the area, high end and low end) So I meet him at the mall, I’m wearing tights a V-neck and eggs; cute but comfortable. I’m ready to blow a bag get a shit ton of makeup boots, clothes, jewelries.   So, he’s like where should we start first. So first stop Victoria Secret, I walk in an I’m picking up shit left and right not looking at price tags just piecing together cute bra and panties. I had so much shit my hand, two sales girls had to help me get them in bags.  So, while I’m shopping I’m engaging him asking his opinion, seeing which color he likes best, he’s just nodding and smiling the entire time. So, after a hr. I decide it was time to move on to another store. So, we walk to the cashier all together I had three bags worth of stuff.  So, the cashier is ringing things up the price jumps: 25.50, 75.89, 150.23, 200.33, 300.93, 400.20, 437.93, 500.00, then stops at 600.00. So, she’s like how will you paying cash or credit, So I’m on my phone because whoever had sent me a text so I wasn’t paying attention. So, she says again excuse cash or credit, so at this point I look up and she’s staring at me. So, I’m like lost so I blank out for 10 seconds, and I look around he’s way off in the CORNER so I’m like WTF so I stare at him and say Cash or Credit, he’s like oh you’re not paying for this. I’m staring at him like “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! And he’s looking confused and the sales lady is staring at both us like who TF  is paying for this shit. Mind you there is a line behind us because it is a packed Saturday afternoon. So, I was like what no you are! So, he gives her a credit card and it declines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s like this doesn’t work, and mind you this bitch is smirking giving the most attitude. So, I’m just standing there mortified because they all saw me walking around picking up all this shit to get declined at checkout. So, I’m like do you have another card?? So, he gives her another card and it goes through I’m like THANK YOU BLACK JESUS! So, I grab my bags, shoot the cashier a dirty look and walk out the store with him trailing behind me. He looks at me and goes, well I don’t think I can spoil you anymore for right now, the most I can afford right now is STARBUCkS.  I was so angry and disgusted but I allowed him to buy me a green tea lemonade then after I got my drink I calmed my nerves. He had the audacity to say he wanted me to go back to his apt to model the things he had bought me. Mind you I’m trying to decompress my anger from the embarrassment that just occurred, and he wants some Pusssy. I wanted to curse him out, but I composed myself and said in a low voice well I wanted to go on a shopping trip but you tapped out at Victoria Secret. He gets pissed, and before he could respond I grabbed my bags and told him I had to study. Later he texted me crying and complaining about all the stuff he bought me and how he had to dip into his savings and shit. I blocked his number and kept it moving. Morally of this story, these men aint shit!!! They Will lie and pretend their balling but half of them can’t put their wallet where their mouth is.

Island of Misfit Delinquents Part 2

A/N: O wants to go to the zoo, Murphy advocates against Body Shaming, Jasper is zebra prejudice, and the gang runs into some trouble….. So like just any other typical day


The Island of Misfit Delinquents

5:15 am

Blake 2: *added Nathan Miller + JJ Goggles + Smol Son Monty to the group chat*

Blake 2: Which one of you sons of bitches is up for road trip to the Polis Zoo

Blake 1: I’ll gladly offer up my car to drive you back to where you belong among the wild beasts


Nathan Miller: I just spent the past three hours trying to get this lanky drunk dude in a neon pink spandex body suit and feather boa who was screaming obscenities at me home so count me as a no

King Azgeda: Wait I thought you were working last night. I didn’t know you were hanging out with Jasper

JJ Goggles: Don’t roast me like this 

Smol Son Monty: Yeah roast anything else about him but his body suit

Smol Son Monty: He’s very insecure about his figure


Commander Clarke: John Murphy- the hero I never knew our group needed

Caw Caw Little Birdy: Such a cliched anti-hero, that John Murphy


Blake 1: What a power couple

Blake 2: But for real lets go to the zoo today. Roan said he’d buy me a churro. Or twelve

King Azgeda: You’re definitely not having 12 churros 

Blake 2: You’re not my boyfriend anymore

King Azgeda: You’re definitely not having 12 churros CAUSE I WAS GOING TO BUY YOU 13 CHURROS

Commander Clarke: Nice save 



JJ Goggles: Hey O

Blake 2: Hey J

JJ Goggles: How would you feel about Monty and I sneaking alcohol into the zoo?

Smol Son Monty: HYPOTHETICALLY sneaking in alcohol

Blake 2: I’d say HYPOTHETICALLY maybe

JJ Goggles: I’ve always wanted to get drunk at the zoo and naked fight the zebras

Blake 2: OH MY SHIT

Blake 2: PLEASE

Blake 2: But what do you have against the zebras, Jas?

JJ Goggles: They’ve got SO many stripes. Like pick a single color you over-hyped up multi-colored horse fuckers

Blake 2: ?

Smol Son Monty: Don’t mind him. He’s already started pre-gaming

The Island of Misfit Delinquents

7:30 am

Caw Caw Little Birdy: For whoever is riding in my car to the zoo, your father and I are here outside Casa Blake

Murph-Man: Yes, it is I, your father. And you are all disappointments and the reason I drink

Commander Clarke: Awww it’s like I’m actually talking to my real parents

Blake 1: BABE OMG

Commander Clarke: Wow forgot to compartmentalize my feelings there for a second #wildin

Blake 2: Don’t worry, Clarkey. I got fruit snacks and juice pouches to help numb the pain 

Commander Clarke: Scooby-Doo ones?

Blake 2: Are there any other kind of fruit snacks?

Caw Caw Little Birdy: Like jinkies gang! Get in the Mystery Machine or Murphy’s pasty ass is the only one going to the zoo

Blake 1 + Commander Clarke

8:09 am

Blake 1: Remind me again why we decided to split up the cars into boys and girls?

Commander Clarke: Cause Raven, O and I aren’t about to spend the next two hours listening to you guys bitch about our music

Blake 1: You bitch about Taylor Swift one time….

Commander Clarke: I can assure you we will never forget

Commander Clarke: *I-Knew-Bellamy-Was-Trouble.vid*

King Azgeda created a new chat

9:54 am

King Azgeda: *named the chat Beastie Boys*

Murph-Man: I can’t believe youre subjectifying me to this 1987 swill 

King Azgeda: Appreciate the classics


Blake 1: *guitar solo from the gods*

Blake 1: B R O O K L Y N


Smol Son Monty: Ya’ll sleeping on Boyz To Men

JJ Goggles: I got you little homie 

The Island of Misfit Delinquents

9:57 am

King Azgeda: Had to make a small pit stop

Blake 2: What why

Blake 1: Just needed to stretch our legs

Murph-Man: All of us

King Azgeda: In separate directions

Caw Caw Little Birdy: Did you guys sing I’ll Make Love To You by Boyz To Men to each other again?

Commander Clarke: fuck you guys we’ve been over this

JJ Goggles: Idk what those others losers are talking about 

JJ Goggles: I was going IN on that song

Murph-Man: Yeah and making direct eye contact while singing it to us

JJ Goggles: Masculinity so fragile #cantrelate 

The Island of Misfit Delinquents

10:32 am


Commander Clarke: We’ve been waiting in the parking lot of the zoo for like 20 wtf

Caw Caw Little Birdy: O is starting to smell the fresh baked churros and honestly I’ve never been more afraid for my wellbeing 

Blake 2: HELLO

Blake 2: Listen here shit-for-brains 

Blake 2: You guys are going to get here and you are going to get here NOW

Caw Caw Little Birdy: Um pls hurry 


Commander Clarke: Did you have a stroke while typing, Monty?


Nathan Miller: I have about eight million texts to read through but I’m glad I woke up to Bellamy’s frantic text about being deceased

Commander Clarke: Are you guys ok?!

JJ Goggles: We’re fine bUUUT Roan totally made me spill like half my flask down the front of my pants when he went to shield me and Monty with his chiseled upper body

King Azgeda: Sorry???

Nathan Miller: He’s a real fucking monster

Blake 1: Murphy went like MMA street fighter on this dudes ass

Blake 1: Like I’m not even kidding. This rando serial killer comes charging up to the cash register where we’re all standing and demands all the money and cigarettes and lotto scratchers

Smol Son Monty: And our wallets and anything expensive we had on us!!

Blake 1: He’s waving this gun around and the gas station clerk is scrambling around to gather all his demands. And then the guy turns around to us and puts the barrel right against mURPHY’S HEAD

Caw Caw Little Birdy: OHMYGOD

Caw Caw Little Birdy: Murphy are you hurt?! 

JJ Goggles: HURT!?!??

Smol Son Monty: he literally stEPS CLOSER TO THE GUY

King Azgeda: AND SMILES


Blake 1: I honestly don’t even know what happened after that??? Like????

Blake 1: He’s literally standing there with the gun to his head one second and then the next he has this dude on the floor knocked tf out and with a broken wrist 

JJ Goggles: Like bone-popping-out-of-skin broken wrist 

Nathan Miller: I miss all the fun stuff :(

Murph-Man: Sorry the police just finished questioning me

Murph-Man: I’m all good Rey. Pinky Promise babe <3

The Island of Misfit Delinquents 

1:45 pm

Blake 2: Got my churros finally!!!!!!!!

King Azgeda: *churr-O’s happy dance.vid*

Commander Clarke: S’cute

Blake 1: Not as cute as Clarke tho

Murph-Man: I just barfed in my mouth

Smol Son Monty: Not to be like rude but the zoo is kinda underwhelming after the gas station

JJ Goggles: hella underwhelming 

Caw Caw Little Birdy: I’m just glad ya’ll are safe 

Commander Clarke: For real 

Blake 2: Don’t worry. Jasper is almost drunk enough to naked fight the zebras

Commander Clarke: what

Blake 2: what

JJ Goggles: Whhhhaaaaaaaaattttttttt

mtear12  asked:

Like would Pennywise be grossed out by the weird gross stuff you do alone? Like if you think you're alone and like did something really fucking gross or weird how would Pennywise react? I've always wondered this and maybe asking you would help me proses the thought.

You’ll hear a phantom, “.. What the fuck?” Echo through the room. No, seriously though, I feel like it might take a lot to actually gross Penny out. And and if you do something that makes him scratch his head in curiosity, he’ll probably just scare tf out of you while he yells, “What are you doing, human?!” Once you know that he’s always watching, I feel like you’ll be more on guard about doing gross/weird stuff. So like, just randomly digging in your nose for gold and dancing around your room using a hairbrush for a mocrophone is totally not happening anymore. Penny would probably tell you to keep up with the hairbrush microphone thing though. He thinks it’s cute.🎈

Not feeling the twin? Here’s why.

Since the beginning of 2017 it feels like the speed of life was halted. It pretty much reminds me of driving a car and slowing down before taking a turn, since the car didn’t stop completely. There are many planets which are turning direct from a retrograde move, to start with Mercury today, January 8th. This may also influence the way how we feel.

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Another thing how tf are shaladins gonna cry and whine about us and seeing the real world when literally every shaladin I’ve ever met has no idea what some of the most talked about issues are in the real world

You bring up lightskinneds a concept that been around for years and has had multiple social effects and a lot of popularity yet they have no idea what ur talking about…infact if u even bring up light skin they’ll assume ur talking about white people as if POC can’t have light skin

You ask a shaladin about the effect of fiction in reality once again another brought up topic in newspapers and social media before this discourse even happened this shit literally goes back to the early 2000s if not further and they won’t know shit about except what they know from other shaladins

They don’t even know what a proper source is they will literally scream to the heavens about letsv0ltron and how its SOOO official but they literally called lanc3 19 and then said there were no ages a day later…

This was a little “I’ll just make something nice for my legacy heir to wear” project that got completely out of hand… which is good, because it’s more to share with you! ♥

So yeah, it’s exactly what it says on the tin. All meshes have been tested in-game and are included. For the leggings, I mashed up Nouk’s skinny jeans (for 3D folds around the ankles) with SAU’s hightops that use the same handpainted texture I made before. The AF and TF top conversions are technically flat-chested, but the fit is so loose I thought putting a boob bump in would just look silly. They also shouldn’t clip with most pants and some skirts.

Oh, and of course, all adult clothes work for YA as well!

Nouk for the leggings mesh
SAU for the high tops mesh
Maxis for the base leggings texture
Rented Space for the 3t2 Shawlarf Rhapsody conversion
Bosie for the brocade overlay

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Okay so considering Bruce’s public persona that he has to keep up… What are the chances there’s another little Wayne runnin’ around out there?
Just imagine some kid showing up on his doorstep and he’s like oh fuck I saw this one coming.
“Are you a vigilante?”

okay okay so one time a few years ago, i was at the mall christmas shopping with my best friend. one store we went into was jcpenney because i wanted to get a shirt for my brother. WELL, we found the shirt and were trying to find some place to check out because the cash wraps are kind of randomly scattered all over the place. we find this one and this worker is PISSED TF OFF. he rings up the shirt and tells us that his grandma is in the hospital dying as we speak but they won’t let him off work to go see her and he’d end up getting out of there around 1 am. it was like 7 pm at the time. then he says “fuck it. fuck them. fuck this. that is my grandma and i’m seeing her. you’re officially my last customers.” then paused and continued with “you know what? you want this shirt? here’s a discount. and here’s another one. and another one. fuck them.” so i ended up getting my brother’s shirt for 97 cents because jcpenney wouldn’t let their worker go see his dying grandma. i wish i knew what happened to him and his grandma. i hope he got to see her in time.

moral of the story: be nice to the retail workers. be nice if you’re the customer. be nice if you’re the employer. just because it’s the holiday season doesn’t mean you can treat others like shit.

anonymous asked:

I'm a neurotypical and fucking bpd people have fucked up my life. My mom has bpd, is addicted to pills and severely beat me as a child/neglected me. My ex has bpd and sexually abused me to the poimt where I'm scared of anything sexual. My bestfriend used me for my money and house and then, when I helped her identify her parents as abusive, turned around and threw my words back at me, leaving me after i gave up a lot to help her. What tf is wrong with y'all.

this ask is disgusting and not even worth my time to respond, the fact that you would write this and send it to me, a random blogger on the internet who has nothing in common with any of the people who hurt you besides my mental disorder - and end it with a “y’all” indicating this is directed to EVERY person who has bpd to boot - is so incredibly ableist i don’t even know what to say.

i would go into why the conclusion you’ve drawn is wrong but if you can’t come to me in good faith i don’t feel like wasting my time - i’ve already talked about it anyway so you can do your own research if you want to learn but somehow i get the feeling you’d rather just keep thinking that we’re all monsters

i can only hope that you didn’t send this ask to anyone else as well since doing that seems to be in vogue right now, because you clearly have no idea how harmful messages like this can be


HERE IS DEB’S SOUNDS LIVE FEELS LIVE EXPERIENCE IN SINGAPORE WUHU okay so me and my friend, Dee were talking about camping at the airport the day before 5sos’ arrival in Singapore, bc their show in Kuala Lumpur was on the 2nd and Singapore’s on the 3rd, we figured they would arrive on the 3rd itself

 but there was like a flight coming in at midnight so we just decided to just go for it and try our luck and lol it wasnt that flight and then public transport were not available after midnight and i literally live on the other side of singapore ( the airport is in the east, i live in the west ) so we just decided to not go home even though the next flight is 7am. so me and my friend, we became hobos for the day and let me tell you how quiet it gets after midnight, there wasnt any transport, there was nothing and the terminals were really quiet and it felt like a ghost town tf. but thank god there was wifi everywhere and charging points literally everywhere so our phones were forever charged and there were updates 24/7. and because in singapore, to get from one terminal to another, theres a sky train that operates from terminal 3 to terminal 1 and terminal 1 to terminal 2. my friends joined dee and i at around 11 at terminal 1???? so at around 1 dee and i decided that we wanted to go grab food (dinner?? supper?? breakfast????) so we took the sky train to terminal 3 to grab food and then we walked around and ran around like idiots bc there was literally NO ONE and we behaved like fools omg and then we got back to the sky train station at 2:40 to find out we’re stuck because the sky train stops operating at 2:30 so great, we were stuck. and the lights at the airport were still on and we didnt bring our jackets along w us (we left our bags w our friends at Terminal 1) so we just sat on the cold floor charging our phones and started talking and mind you i sleep rly early like 10ish 11ish so by then i was REALLY TIRED but i cant sleep with people around me nor can i sleep with the lights on so i just listened to dee talking omg and then at around 4.30 we found out there was a shuttle bus that goes from Terminal 3 to Terminal 1 so we took that bus and let me tell you, when you lose alot of sleep, that bus ride to a sleep deprived felt like the best thing ever bc the sky was still dark and the lights were dim and there was only 2 of us in the bus and i almost fell asleep wtf but we reached terminal 1 so we had to get out and muck around until 5am where we decided to get breakfast at starbucks and make our way to terminal 2 and yes we didnt shower but we brought like a big pack of wet wipes and extra clothes and toothbrushes and all omg HAHAHAHAHAH and we just sat there until god knows what time before my other friends ( Era, Sendra, Ratu & Feerah ) joined us and sleep deprived me didnt realise there was an additional chinese girl that sat w us and i thought she was in era’s group that joined us ( we’ll get to that part later ) and bc me and dee bought balloons we just decided to blow them up and sculpt them and then i made like 4 flowers w petals and everything bc i wanted to give it to the boys but guess which 4 idiots came out from the VIP terminals? YOU GUESSED IT. 5SOS. bc i was in an insider group, a girl took a flight from KL to SG to meet them in the transit area and then guess what?????? she told us to go to the VIP terminals and so we brisk walked there , we didnt run but we brisked walked and GUESS WHOS VAN WAS JUST PULLING OUT? 5 SECONDS OF FUCKING SUMMER. AND TYHEY DIDNT STOP FOR US LMAO ok but in our defense we didnt know if it was them bc tinted windows and everything so we went to the security and asked if that van was 5sos and he said he didnt know so i asked him “it was a black van right???” and he was like yep black van so i asked “does one of the guy have blue hair?” and he was like “YEAH YEAH HE HAD BLUE HAIR” so yay it was 5sos and we all just started crying and all that bc we were the only ones there and they didnt stop omg so we figured they wouldnt go to the hotel as they had ALOT of press so we figured they would go to the venue first so my friends and i hailed 2 cabs to catch up with them at the Star Theatre which is literally nowhere near the airport so it took a while to reach HGAHAHAH and bc my concert outfit was a onesie, we had to go to toilet to change ( spot the charmander ok people ) and THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE JUDGING ME JESUS CHRIST IT WAS MIND BLOWING IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A HUGE GROUP OF PEOPLE STARING AT ME LIKE THAT. so we changed and everything and we went to the unloading and loading bay where the boys’ van would be parked. we thought that the boys would be in the area but nope they were at little india grabbing food so we just mucked around until security told us to leave and we were like tf why??????? and then we found out why - 5sos are coming. so they scrambled us out and we hid in like the bushes and then we saw 3 vans driving across and i was like TF ITS THEM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE F7CK AND BY THEN I WASS HYPERVENTILATING LMAO BC I THOUGHT THEY WOULD STOP FOR US. and keep in mind i was still wearing a onesie so i was sweating like a pig bc the material was fleece and it traps heat. and then ashton and idk who waved at us in the van wtf and then ashton came out first w his fedora hat and fuck i couldnt believe my eyes bc ashton fucking irwin was right infront of me and he waved and then calum and michael all came out and miCHAEL BLESS HIM HIS HAIR WAS SO PROMINENT AND HE WAVED AND ALL and no one knew luke came out until we saw him up on the platform LMAO OOPS and then i remembered i was still in a onesie so i yelleD “MICHAEL IM A CHARMANDER” AND THEN HE FUCKING LOOKED BACK AT SMILED AT WAVE AT ME OK GR8 THANKS MICHAEL I WANT A PHOTO. but meh they were near the lifts so they went up almost immediately and we all were so sad bc they didnt stop for us AGAIN and all but ok then so we just walked around the Star Theatre (soundcheck starts at 4.30) and by the time 5sos reached it was around 2? so we just sat there and queued up at then we went in at around 4?????? and i was 5th row so im aiiight but the securirty was so tight tho like damn and then we were told to keep our phones and everything and we werent allowed to record anything and the security team from 5SOS were like “guys there will be a q&a session so later on raise your hand and i’ll go to you and pls ask cool questions not questions like MICHAEL DO YOU LOVE ME thats not a cool question” and then soundcheck rolled around and we couldnt use our phones nor we didnt know if we could stand so we just sat in awe when they came out and we were like TF WHATTTT WE JUST SAW YOU 2 HOURS AGO AND JESUS CHRIST and then michael played like the keyboard and then they were like WHAT R U DOING SITTING DOWN, STAND UP AND WE ALL STOOD UP AND JUMPED AROUND LIKE RATS ON STEROIDS and then calum rapped and all and they sang outer space before moving on to the q&a session. AND THE GUY WAS WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE AND I WAS LIKE “MEEEEEEEE” AND HE WALKED OVER TO ME AND WAS LIKE YOU GOT A GREAT QUESTION AND I WAS LIKE HELL YES. SO I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO ASK THEM A QUESTIONA AND THE GUY WAS LIKE OK U HAVE TO SPEAK Q LOUD and then the boys were like alright so if u have a question just raise your hand and all and then i stood up and theyre like “OH WE HAVE OUR FIRST PERSON” AND THEN MICHAEL WAS LIKE “OH WE GOT A DINOSAUR” AND THEYRE ALL LIKE TF DID SHE REALLY WEAR A ONESIE AND THEN I WAS LIKE IM A CHARMANDER LMAO AND MICHAEL WAS LIKE OH. OOPS AND THEN LUKE WAS SO INTERESTED IN MY ONESIE AND HE WAS LIKE “OH IVE ALWAYS WANTED A CHARMANDER ONESIE” AND THEN I WAS LIKE “REALLY YOU WANT ONE????” AND HE WAS LIKE “YEAH WHERE DID YOU GET IT?” AND I WAS LIKE “UH ONLINE” AND HES LIKE “ONLINE LIKE EBAY OR?” but rly i got it off and i was like “um china website” and they all laughed omg and ashton was like “OH LIKE CHINAWEBSITE.COM???” and i laugHED OHMYGOD and then they probably realised they were too caught up with the onesie so they were like “ok so whats your question?” and mY TONGUE GOT CAUGHT AND I WAS LIKE “Athis - iojsw fngoinq roh ok this is going to sound really lame but whats your favourite snapchat filter right now (i wanted to ask if i could do a face swap w them but my mic got taken away oh)” and then MICHAEL BLESS HIM HE LOOKED SO HAPPY and he was talking about how he really liked the unicorn one and the rainbow one before deciding he liked the face swap best and then ashton was also like saying he liked face swap too and he liked to face swap w luke bc luke has the nicest teeth and then they were all saying they should have like a landscape one where they could just face swap everybody and all and they all kept laughing and all omg and then michael was like thank you and I WAS LIKE IS THIS A WAY TO GET ME TO SIT DOWN AND ASHTON WAS LIKE OK NEXT QUESTION and i was sad :-( but it was like at least 5 mins worth of happiness omg and then they sang wrapped around your finger what the fuck like I WENT INSANE BC ITS LIKE ONE OF MY FAV SONGS BC MICHAEL’S SOLO LMAO AND HE WAS MY SECTION SO I GOT TO LIKE SEE HIM UPCLOSE AND EVERYTHING SO LIFE IS GREAT AND THEN THE SOUNDCHECK ENDED AND WE ALL WERE SCREAMING AND EVERYTHING BC I GOT TO TALK TO THEM AND ALL. but then we had to leave the concert grounds before the actual concert started again so we were like walking around and all and then the actual concert rolled around at 8? and bless michael he noticed my onesie again bc he was talking about how people wore costumes and shit but he only noticed mine and this guy’s HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH and then it became a blur bc i didnt record much, all i did was take a shit load of photos and jump around like an idiot and then it ended i was so sad :-( my ears were muffled at this point so i couldnt hear anything and then the boys threw their stuff into the crowd and i was like tf i want it TOO BUT MICHAEL WOULDNT THROW ANYTHING IN MY DIRECTION SO I WAS LIKE OK ITS PROBABLY BC HE NOTICED MY ONESIE ALREADY SO PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY ATTACK ME IF HE GAVE ME SOMETHING BUT THEN I WENT UP TO THE FRONT WHEN THEY LEFT AND THEIR CREW MEMBER WAS JUST PEELING OUT THE SETLIST FROM THE FLOOR AND I ASKED IF I COULD HAVE IT AND THEN FUCK. EVERYONE SURROUNDED ME AND WANTED IT TOO BUT THE CREW MEMBER GAVE IT TO ME HOHOHOHO SO I HAVE A PIECE OF THEIR TOUR WITH ME YAY overall the concert was great bc i brought back alot shit home and a great memory (im not going to address the racism issue and all omg ) so thank you for wasting 15 mins of your time reading deb’s slfl experience

mindlesswifey89  asked:

What he lie about

The shit he posts on Twitter: a) saying he’s done with ol’ girl and all the people he ‘fucked’ with last year behind him. Like 3 hours later, ol’ girl posting pictures all boo’d up with him. LIE. b) he said he was gonna follow a whole bunch of people on Twitter. He ends up following 3 people. LIE. c) he claims he hates girls who are thirsty and do too much, guess what? his girl was trying to sell his used jacket on Instagram for some Malaysian/Eurasian bundles or some shit. And he still with her. LIE.LIE.LIE


If that shit she did ain’t thirsty, we may need to redefine the word cause that a clear definition of thirst. I don’t about you, but I cannot be around liars, I just can’t. He be trying to preach on Twitter knowing damn well he in some fuckassshit no nigga with a brain would be caught in. No matter how good the pussy is. He now strikes me as the type that people accuse Drake of being soft. He lacks a backbone and I cannot deal with that. If I pulled that shit with my man, he would’ve been set my ass straight just that way i like it . No matter how headstrong I am, I know that I am supposed to be submissive in a relationship, cause having a girl wear the pants in a relationship is not okay. I wanna know that if I get out of line, my man will put me in my place. That’s attractive as hell. How do you think that makes the guy feel? He would be clowned forever. 

I feel dumb as shit for defending him the way I have way back. What was wrong with me?

A new theory!?

Hey everyone since the finale I don’t think this blog has posted a single theory. So sad. But I was drunk looking at promos and stills and this crazy shit popped into my head so here ya go. 

Ok so. Most of the promos we’ve seen have been stuff about Charlotte’s hearing, a funeral, some crazy explosion that looks like Aria’s gonna die, and some flashbacks from the girls time in the dollhouse. So my new theory is that when the girls come back to Rosewood they start thinking about that old shit, being trapped in the dollhouse i mean, and i think we know that none of the girls really healed well after it. they all took it really hard but they left rosewood and tried to put it behind them. I think Aria kills Charlotte when she gets out, and i think that the new A wants revenge on Aria for it.

anyway,heres why i think Aria kills her. i think that Aria has the hardest time with it i remember seeing her in a promo sitting at a table in a courthouse and a flashback of the dollhouse shows up real quick and Aria looks freaked out.

After Charlotte gets released i think all the girls are shaken up but aria takes it the worst. In promo pictures and shit Aria looks sus in like all of them, shes running, shes on a hotel video survelliance camera and shes in a police lineup too. 

Maybe someone, like new A, is suspicious of Aria and wants to rattle her cage a little bit because Marlene says that new A is looking for revenge on Charlotte’s murder. Putting her in a police lineup is a good way to do that? I think so. Next, at Charlottes funeral Aria looks seriously disturbed, Ali looks seriously upset too. Now this doesnt have much to do with my theory but its still important. 

Alison really looks upset though, great acting by Sasha. Anyway, we’ve heard so much about how 6b is sooo scary, and how the new A is so dangerous (lol) but i think i may actually believe Mar & co. on this one because in a recent promo theres a big ass explosion and Aria looks like shes gonna be burned tf up. Revenge for killing Charlotte? 

(sorry these pictures are so bad) 

But, anyway, this looks like a serious attempt at retailliation for a murder, this doesnt look like a scare tactic like Charlotte used to pull. This looks like a real threat. Thats my theory. Aria cant handle seeing Charlotte on the streets, walking around free to do what she wants so she takes matters into her own hands. Then new A starts to torture her, and the rest of the girls because they just assume they are guilty by association. 

This is the first theory in a loooong time so I may be alittle rusty but please, let know what you think!!