tf quote

  • Zarkon: I wish to meet this man so that I may reward him!
  • Arusian Leader: I thought you said you wanted to arrest him?
  • Zarkon: I CHANGE MY MIND A LOT!
  • [pause]
  • Zarkon: Execute them.

Jungkook: *Sitting on the kitchen counter, baguette in hand*
Seokjin:
*Walks into the kitchen* What are you doing?
Jungkook:

Seokjin:
I just bought that baguette Jungkook don’t get crazy now.
Jungkook:
*Hovers over the middle of the baguette*
Seokjin:
Don’t you do it.
Jungkook:

Seokjin: *With tears in his eyes* You savage!

4

For @i-thought-you-and-i (For being so understanding of me shipping both SB & WA + also I love talking to her about Doctor Who)

a totally regular normal boots club meeting
  • Hana: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Shane: Hana--
  • Josh: Lie about what?
  • Hana: It's Mai. I've been dating Mai.
  • Jirard: Hana's not the only one!
  • PBG: You're dating Mai, too?
  • Jirard: What? No-- I... Satch has always been my best friend, but now I love him.
  • Nick: Wait a minute... Hana and Mai... Jirard and Satch? You mean... I've been keeping my relationship with Josh a secret this whole time for nothing???
  • Josh: Babe--
  • PBG: (uncontrollable sobbing) I thought I was the only one!
  • Paul: Wait, you have a boyfriend?
  • PBG: Yeah... Jeff, from Hidden Block...
  • Shane: Now wait a second! Is there anyone else who's going to come out?
  • Paul: ...I don't like anyone.