tf quote

  • Zarkon: I wish to meet this man so that I may reward him!
  • Arusian Leader: I thought you said you wanted to arrest him?
  • Zarkon: I CHANGE MY MIND A LOT!
  • [pause]
  • Zarkon: Execute them.
2

He wants to go h o m e. To her. (x

#but can we talk about the fact #that it couldn’t be more crystal clear #that Stein wasn’t talking about his house #or his old life #or anything else #but he turned his head right at Caitlin #and referred to her as Ronnie’s home #even though it’s not Ronnie himself #but he knows very well #he knows what was drawing him to go to Caitlin in the first place #to search for her even in that state of mine #because these two people would have been effing MARRIED to each other by now #happily, I may add #and this gives me all the types of emotions #because that’s what marriage should be #home #and that’s caitlin for ronnie #and excuse me as I cry a puddle of tears because that’s some serious otp material we’re talking about right here

TFS quotes with zero context!

“At least she’s not going on about ze ponies and ze friendship.”
“Call me the can opener, cause I’m about to bust open your metal ass.”
“I am a super sandwich!”
“Man he has been at this for like 20 hours.”
“YOU SHRIMP DICKED FUCK NUGGET!”
“That’s not a pizza at all!”
“I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, f*ck this planet!”
“Oh yes, I’m going to fuck the fear turkey!”
“Do you think if I shot one with my gun, lucky charms would explode everywhere?”
“Do yah think if I cut one open with my knife it would spill out lucky charms?”
“Come on guys, look on the bright side!” “What bright side?” “I don’t know, but when we find it we should look on it.” “I fucking hate you Connie!”

Umm. Help?
  • heart: open up to her, she'll help you.
  • brain: you're being a bother again, she doesn't need your shit to ruin her life too.
  • heart: she said she's here to help you, that she wants to.
  • brain: she's lying. you'll just lose another friend.
  • heart: but she's more then a friend.
  • brain: more to lose.
  • me: tf I'm supposed to do now?
TFS: DBZ Abridged Quotes Starter Sentences

{Change pronouns where needed} 
{Add more quotes if you’d like}

  • “So do you just ignore all of your problems?”
  • “I don’t know what a ’[Name]’ is but it sounds disappointing”
  • “YES [NAME]! I’M A FUCKING GREEN DINOSAUR!”
  • “….How do you function?”
  • “When you fall off the horse, you get right back up, and you Eat. That. Horse. Come eat that horse with me.”
  • “Your FACE is forbidden!” 
  • “SOCIAL ACTIVITY!!!!!” 
  • “Oh sorry, it’s a, little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.” 
  • “Every party needs a pooper thats why we invited you. Party pooper, party pooper…” 
  • “You know what the difference between you and I is? You can punch a board and it will break in half. I can punch a board and wipe out it’s entire race.”
  • “You’re NOT meditating you’re NAPPING, I know the difference!” 
  • “[Name]! Stop making out with your boyfriend! I can here it from here! It sounds like… -disgusting tongue sounds- “
  • “Ah crap I find the only other living thing for miles and he’s so broken he can’t even talk right”
  • “Hi there, my name is [Name], and we’re a traveling improv group. Here let me give you a demonstration. My men will play a bunch of drunken sailors, and you’re a bunch of baby seals…”
  • “Thank you sir may I have another?”
  • “Call me that again and I’ll snap your neck.”
  • “Hey [Name]? What’s the opposite of Christopher Walkins? CHRISTOPHER  REEVES!!”
  • “If you’re ever going to listen to anything I ever say, do it now.” 
  • “I think he’s looking for you.”
  • “Do NOT tell him I’m here.”
  • “DO NOT MAKE EYECONTACT”
  • “Last time I did this he found five corpses. He laughed when I said five…”
  • “That’s just [Name]. If you ignore it, it’ll go away.”
  • “Oh wow, I’m just fucking with you, my god who doesn’t know what marriage is?”
  • “Listen I don’t know where you come from who you are, I will not put up with such disrespect-”
  • “I’m about to misuse my hand upside your head!”
  • “Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug”
  • “Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal bitch”
  • “So, for the first century I’ll go easy on them, lull them into a false sense of security. And then when they think I’m not so bad- bam! I’ll go full tyrant on them in the second century. After that I’ll disappear for a millennia and make them wonder if I ever existed to begin with. Just to come back and kill them all.”
  • “I AM THE HYPE”
  • “All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle….”
  • David *3rd year law student*: Don't tell me pluto is not a planet. Pluto will always be a planet.
  • Me *science student*: Pluto isn't a planet.
  • David: Don't bring your scientific facts into this!
  • Me: You're going to make a great lawyer someday.
  • David: I don't need your facts I'LL MAKE UP MY OWN!