What happens behind the scenes of your beautiful fics… (only for fun and not always true)
1. The writer gets an idea from a random post or a song or a movie they want to rewatch. Writer posts about the idea, rants about the idea, talk about the idea to everybody they meet but when they sit down to write they stare at a blank document for hours.
2. 100 tabs of research for one paragraph they want to make accurate. In the next paragraph, they forget what they were trying to prove with the previous one.
3. Curses thrown at characters who refuse to cooperate with the plot. “WILL YOU JUST FEEL SAD ALREADY?!”
4. 3 a.m. texts to group about a headcanon they HAVE to use six chapters later.
5. English is NOT a universal language because what the fuck is wrong with spellings?!
6. Commas, commas everywhere, not an Oxford shall be spared.
7. The writer is dead inside but they are breaking the feels vault.
8. Pining to heights higher than pine trees.
9. Who tf created communication? We revel in misunderstandings always.
10. YouTube videos of gun disassembling and baking.
11. Shades of brown and blue eyes. THE SKY IS NOT AZURE APPARENTLY!
12. Editing? We chop content like maniacs!
13. Beta hunting. Beta hunting failure. Dumping content in the pit of ravenous readers and watching the world burn.
14. Beta hunting success? 50 rants about the importance of Mario Kart in romantic success.
15. Post it post it post it!!! HOLY SHIT WHY DID I POST IT?! Thank GOD it’s posted…
16. Refresh the inbox. Refresh, you lazy ass, REFRESH!
17. One new comment *jumps over the couch* *slides along wet floor* *fumbles through fallen furniture* “more please!”
18. Thinks about posting the next chapter -> I HATE MY BRAIN WHY TF WOULD I WRITE MULTICHAPTER FICS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!!
19. Sits down to write the next chapter. Gets a new idea.
chill the fuck out, you creep. stop looking around for the fifteenth time to see if anyone is paying attention. No one is. We're all trying to avoid you.
newsflash, you're wrong. all wrong.
you're scaring everyone.
how many times have you looked in the mirror to see that same insecure face?
ugh, next, please. what the fuck are you worrying about? no one fucking cares if your pants aren't hemmed right? your life is a damn mess and you're worried about hems.
shut the FUCk up. just stop. whatever you're doing right now (probably annoying the shit out of someone) just SToP.
everyone is trying to avoid you too. you can go to the bathroom and cry when you think for the millionth time that everyone is out to get you. Go ahead and hide from the public so no one will see your tears. meanwhile i'll be cackling
stop looking for something fun because the only thing that is wrong with your life is you and your shitty/self-righteous attitude.
so predictable *yawn* just leave me tf alone tbh
just dysfunctional tbh. wake up and step into the real world for once.
ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS [❤not my sweet beautiful kind amazing people keep doing what you’re doing we love you and are glad your here❤] THAT ARE TREATING THE SHADOWHUNTERS CAST AND SHOW LIKE SHIT YOU BETTER FUCKING STOP. NOW DOM DOESN’T WANNA GO ON TWITTER BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT NOT EVERYONE LIKE JACE AND MAIA AND YOU GO AS FAR AS TO SEND HIM HATE WHAT THEFUCKGUYS??!! You know what? Harry deserves best actor, Shadowhunters deserves best drama series but we don’t deserve best fandom, you guys are so lucky that @abloodneed@sonias-world-of-fandom@freckledmomfriend@shadowhuntersandmalec and others exist because if it weren’t for them I would be fighting for us to win 😠
Also, while we’re on the subject, All you book people saying that malec should break up, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! ITS NOT OUR FAULT YOU SOBBED OVER PAGE 511 AND YOU WANNA RUIN SHADOWHUNTERS BY BRINGING THAT INTO IT! SHUT TF UP! NOBODY I MEAN N O B O D Y THAT IS A FAN OF THE SHOW WANTS THAT
Again all you amazing nice sweet people this isn’t directed towards you, your sweet and beautiful and we’re lucky to have you love urself and I hope you have an amazing day ❤
All you hate sending motherfuckers I hope you die a slow and painful death and Satan uses your body as a fucking baseball bat
SJW, armed with a cartoon avatar, a hate centric url and a shit load of free time with no real hobbies or interests except kinkshaming: omg tf is wrong with u how could u think that serial killers n mass shooters r attractive at all they killed people so they are obvz ugly and no longer human beings , ur so gross and kys
The rest of the world: Keeps on turning, nothing changes. Jeffrey Dahmer still has great eyebrows, Richard Ramirez still has bangin’ cheekbones, and Ted Bundy still has a killer smile. Beautiful.
Just read a blog’s point of view, I’d tag them but I didn’t have the option, if they see this message that’d be great.
They mentioned that “Sharon/Staron fans are exactly the kind of feminists that people make fun of: whiny entitled white girls who have nothing better to do than bully people who don’t worship their self inserts (idk what that means) and husbands.
Dear friend (who I wish I could tag but hey they’re probably stalking the sharon carter tag ofc they gon see this) let’s talk that statement through.
We are the feminists that people make fun of? Hm okay so all I saw was people hating on sharon carter and I thought why are people doing this and decided to support sharon? But I know my limits and know this is a fictional character, who at the end of the day doesn’t fucking matter. Moving on…
“Whiny entitled white girls” That’s where you’re 100% wrong, I am a Pakistani, so definitely not white™ and I have shit ton of mutuals I could list that like sharon and aren’t white. 2nd of all entitled? In what way.
Please elaborate. Trying to protect a character y'all keep shitting on makes me entitled? Sorry bitch I ain’t the one following a hate blog. THAT’S ENTITLEMENT. Thinking that your opinion triumphs over all becuse you are in someway greater than everyone so ofc your opinion is much more important than mine right?
“Have nothing better to do than bully people who don’t worship their husbands”
Okay … are we really doing this …
YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GET BRAINWASHED BY A HATE BLOG AND HATE ON A CHARACTER THAT’S SO FUCKING MINOR HALF THE WORLD DOESN’T TALK ABOUT HER.
You say all these things as if we sharon supporters are horrible horrible people. But it’s you who started this all. And when we try to interfere y'all blame it on us. Have it your way. Spend your time dedicated to hate. If that’s what makes you sleep at night what can I do. If tomorrow someone makes up a hate blog about bucky barnes, or Steve rogers, or natasha romanoff, or tony stark, or wanda maximoff, or thor (why tf tho he’s so wholesome and pure that’d be so wrong)
You will jump to defend them won’t you. Stop being so fucking hypocritical.
See constructive criticism is something else. And I respect your opinion. You don’t like sharon, that’s completely fine. I dont like mango flavoured icecream. But I don’t go knocking on the doorstep of my neighbour and yell “WHAT IS THIS YOU ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT I HATE MANGO ICECREAM SO THE ENTIRE BUILDING SHOULD HATE IT THROW IT AWAY. I’M NOW GONNA PROTEST OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WHY MANGO ICECREAM YOU GROSS WHITE BISH”(i don’t even have white neighbours wtf)
That’s not how it works. Hate whatever you hate all you want. But don’t derail people just because they don’t agree with you.
I’m harsh in this paragraph and I feel bad for doing that. I would even go back and change some sentences. But no, I’m not the one calling out people for not having the same taste as me
-Peace out, Zawanah
omg can you do some winner imagines, like the boyfriend ones you with all the winner members?? AND MAYBE at some point could you do F(X) if you do girl groups!! <3 thanks so much you're writing makes me wanna cry like happy tears
Hey, beautiful! Thank you for your amazing compliments about my blog, hope you continue to always read! And yes, I’d be more than willing to do some Winner imagines. I’ll save the girl group ones for later;)
- literally the fluffiest unicorn in the world
- would wake you up by kissing you on everywhere on ur face, completely disregarding the fact that he has morning breath and just kisses u like nothing’s wrong
- ur using the shower and he wiggles his clothes off and ur like wut r u doing and hes just casual like im trying to shower tf does it look like
- then he tries to get all snazzy when ur putting on body wash like NO SONG MINO UR LIKE FIVE GO AWAY
- raps about EVERYTHING in the household
- sees a ladle sitting on the counter, raps about its lonliness and the hardships its gone through
- sees an insect on the windowsill, raps about new life and the insect’s discoveries
- DOES THE SHUFFLE WHEN HES PUTTING ON HIS PANTS
- he’s really weird im sorry
- cuddles all the time, 24/7, everyday, every night, tou le jours, ALL THE TIME
- will never let you out of his grip when ur sleeping, even if you try to fidget, he’ll tighten his grip and ur like bruh chill im just trying to get the hair out of my face
- dishes ur sarcasm right back at u
- like when he cusses, you go, “damn do u kiss ur mama with that mouth?”
- “no, but i do other things with that mouth,” and looks at you with the biggest smug expression and a smirk and u end up just smacking him with whatever you’re holding in ur hand at the moment
- starts topics about the randomest things on earth
- “hey, y/n, do u think the world is round or flat?”
- “…. well there’s been scientific evidence that–”
- “yeah i knOW BUT”
- and then attempts to defy science and u just shake ur head
- makeout seshes with him would be woAH
- ((i mean cmon didn’t u see his mv teaser dayum))
- he’s really experienced but can sometimes rush into it too much cause this boy is just too damn eager
- grip on ur waist might be a little too tight, tongue might rush in a little too quickly, but its all for the effect that he hopes you won’t ever slip away and to memorize every one of ur little blueprints
- the one to come up behind u when ur naked in the front of the mirror and hug u, kissing a trail from ur ear to ur shoulder, telling you that ur body is all his and that you shouldn’t ever worry about being insecure
- he loves u with all his heart u know that right
- he’s the cheesiest and most disgusting lover out there, but the best one of his kind :)
- says stuff like “i love u to the moon and back” or “ur my only lady”
- whispers stuff like “you’re fucking beautiful” during sex
- but then when ur done he cracks a joke like “wow, dick, ur welcome” and again, u smack him
- tries cooking sometimes but it just never rlly works
- calls the members over at the randomest times
- like u walk out of the shower in literally just a towel and u come out to find five boys yelling and screaming and wrestling each other in the living room like wow too much testosterone
- gets jealous easily
- u could be sitting and talking with taehyun and he’d find a way to trip and fall right in between u two like hi :-) what :-) are :-) you :-) doing :-)
- also the biggest crybaby
- its movie night and you end up popping a really sad movie but even at the smallest things like five minutes into the movie, you already see him sniffling and instead of making fun of him u just pout and hug him cause HOW CAN U RESIST
- leans on u for support more than anything
- during stressful times like WIN or SMTM, he always comes to you for help bc things can just get too much and it could feel like the weight of the world is on his shoulders from the pressure, the criticism, and the standards
- sometimes, words aren’t even needed, as weird as that may seem with mino
- at times, he could just open the door and you’d be standing there, and he’d drop all his things to run to you, scoop you up, and breathe in ur scent until he could no longer breathe
- u are his strength and he is ur strength and together, u guys have a love that is so strong, and he wouldn’t ever fail to remind u of that :)
biggest hp movie mysteries ignoring the last three coz i dont remember enough:
1) i truly dont understand in the first movie when theyre all doing a flying lesson and shes like on my whistle, one two three whistle, and neville takes off and everyones like neville you dumbass tf!!!! what did neville do wrong why didnt everyone kick off
2) for the sake of drama i guess but everyone looks useless in poa with the werewolf bit and just standing around for half a minute. and plus if anyone’s going to try to reason with a werewolf why would it be hermione she said earlier she knew that wouldn’t work tf
3) why did the third task suck so much in gof. surely the fx budget saved by not doing any quidditch in the world cup couldve gone to a sweetass sphinx
I know my blog is supposed to be positive. But I’m so annoyed with crochet. I been trying to make this damn scarf since forever and it still keeps decreasing in stitches. Like what in the hell am I doing wrong? I’m counting my ass off so how am I still missing stitches…. guess I’ll try again tomorrow for the thousandth time. 😑😑 I also keep saying I’m going to write, but didn’t write about anything but my feelings all summer. I have the idea of a chick who can’t touch her own blood because it will turn her into a demon, and some how her body is filled with a metal lining from her blood stream to her heart. But why tf is that important? Haven’t figured it out yet. Why does she exist in my world? Hopefully I’ll dream about it. 🤷🏾♀️
loud as HELL and freaks out when people don't text back. y'all need to calm tf down you even get on your best friend's nerves 8/10 times
you guys are actually pretty chill but you lack so much confidence which is really sad bc you're hot as FUCK and it gets annoying hearing you complain about all the things that are wrong with you
dirtiest fucking minds i SWEAR cool it
such dry/politically incorrect humor; you guys can be the biggest bitches in the world and still get away with it because you're so charismatic
you put on the hardest exterior when on the inside you're just a little baby tiger who needs a soft blanket and a deep text conversation every now and then
you're all so smart, yet so distant from everyone and you rarely put your trust in people. it's almost as if you put a shell around you to block yourself off from getting hurt. regardless, you all have the scariest natural bitch faces
so hot and funny 100% of the time you always have the best eyeliner keep it up babies
probably sticks the closest to their signs' stereotype; puts on the bitchiest exterior but on the inside you're normally just a compulsive liar and 100% all talk but no game
extremely well balanced. you all are the sweetest and friendliest people, but you still have a wild side. great sense of humor
extremely stable, yet ambitious. you know exactly what you want, and exactly how to get it. but jfc take a chill pill every once in a while and pull the stick out of your ass you need to have a little fun sometimes
the biggest fucking teases on the planet; it's a shame, really, because you all hold such great amounts of intelligence, making it easier for you to find people's weaknesses and play them
y'all are emotional as hell and ditsy lil shits believe it or not, not everything in the world is butterflies and rainbows
ok london people, here are the pros and cons of ur living place so far
- u can get tea p much anywhere all the time
-u speak english so i feel less dumb and uncultured
-ur parliament building is sexy
-a lot of ur buildings are sexy tbh
-u go hard on #aesthetic. like, why do u have phone booths? what’s the point of the royal family if they have very minimal control over the government? maintaining The Look™. love it
-the weather is so nice
-ur parks are pretty
-u have cute fat pigeons that kind of just let u chill with them
-a very effective public transport sysyem
-u 👏 drive 👏 the 👏 wrong 👏 way
-u call things weird names, like toasties and crisps, and it offends my american sensibilities
-ur part of a world power that took over so many countries and stole their seasonings, but U DONT USE ANY OF IT ON UR FOOD (tbf, u have a nice diversity of restaurants, but come on y'all)
-how tf do u cross the street, i almost got run over like 800 times