tf else do i tag this with

i’ve been thinking about ramses’ whole “you’re useless” thing @ juno regarding his eye and man… fuck. is it really any wonder juno agreed to help him? like imagine you’re juno, you’ve lost one of the main skills you used to always bank on, you’re depressed, you feel like you can’t help anybody, and this mf comes along and straight up goes “yeah. yeah you suck and you can’t help anyone, but i have a quick and easy solution to help you so long as you help me” like… that’s shady as fuck, especially since he makes a point to not reveal his actual goals, but dude. if i were juno, i absolutely would’ve taken my fucking chances with the solution being offered

it’s smart and clever in the sense that is is targeted and manipulative and plays on weaknesses ramses knows juno has, as well as reaffirming beliefs juno already holds (and it’s a different reaffirmation than say, mick, yelling at him and telling him to pick himself up and pull himself together. with mick, it was genuine, ‘people want to help but they can’t until you stop being such an asshole and help yourself’, whereas ramses only puts juno in that vulnerable place to essentially sell him something). it would sound, to juno, like ramses is confirming the truth, saying what other people are too afraid to say, but you know the thing about people working for profit is they are… rarely sincere or completely honest in their message or how they say they’ll go about it. any means justify the ends kind of thing, and you really get the vibe that he looked juno up and he was going to say/do everything in his power to get juno on his side (especially when juno agreed and he said “i knew you would” or w/e like yikes! red flag #83478)

and my guy. my dude. i would never, ever trust a smooth talking politician who says exactly what you already think as well as spouting ideological but physically impossible rhetoric like “clean the city”, but the problem with those kinds of characters is they do not make it easy to hate them (or i guess, you can hate them but because they’re saying what you already think, you don’t think they are WRONG). that’s like, the whole goal.

what i’m saying is i think ramses is a liar and snake, i think we don’t know any of his motivations (and the ones we do know sound like this guy walked straight out of gotham city ffs), and i am both very intrigued and kind of terrified to see if he ever drops the mask of saying exactly what everyone wants to hear.

a totally regular normal boots club meeting
  • Hana: I don't want to lie anymore.
  • Shane: Hana--
  • Josh: Lie about what?
  • Hana: It's Mai. I've been dating Mai.
  • Jirard: Hana's not the only one!
  • PBG: You're dating Mai, too?
  • Jirard: What? No-- I... Satch has always been my best friend, but now I love him.
  • Nick: Wait a minute... Hana and Mai... Jirard and Satch? You mean... I've been keeping my relationship with Josh a secret this whole time for nothing???
  • Josh: Babe--
  • PBG: (uncontrollable sobbing) I thought I was the only one!
  • Paul: Wait, you have a boyfriend?
  • PBG: Yeah... Jeff, from Hidden Block...
  • Shane: Now wait a second! Is there anyone else who's going to come out?
  • Paul: ...I don't like anyone.

WHAT IF THEY PUT RAF IN RiD?? IT’LL BE LIKE BUMBLEBEE’S ON PATROL WITH THE CREW AND THEY’RE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST FOLLOWING A SIGNAL OR SOMETHING AND THEY COME OUT IN THIS CLEARING AND SEE THIS KID SITTING ON A ROCK  OR SOMETHING AND THEY’RE HIDING CAUSE THEY DON’T WANNA REVEAL THEMSELVES TO ANY MORE HUMANS SO THEY’RE TIP-TOEING (tip toeing as best as Grimlock can) AROUND THE CLEARING AND THEY PASS AROUND IN FRONT OF THE KID AND BUMBLEBEE STOPS AND FREEZES AND JUST STARES AT HIM CAUSE “I know I recognize this human from somewhere” CAUSE IT’S BEEN YEEEARRS AND RAF HAS GROWN UP SO MUCH HE DOESN’T LOOK ONE BIT LIKE THE 12 ALMOST 13 YEAR OLD FROM JASPER THAT HE FIRST MET ALL THOSE YEARS AGO AND ALL OF A SUDDEN BUMBLEBEE FINDS HIMSELF WALKING OUT INTO THE CLEARING AND STRONGARM IS RATTLING OFF RULES AND REGULATIONS AND SIDESWIPE IS WHISPER-YELLING AT HIM CAUSE  “Are you STUPID? Is your processor broken??!?!?” AND GRIMLOCK FIGURES IF HE GOES STATUE BUMBLEBEE WILL STOP MOVING BUT HE STOPS IN FRONT OF THE KID WHO LOOKS UP AT THE LOUD ASS FOOTSTEPS AND IT TAKES RAF A SECOND TO REALIZE CAUSE “There’s no way Bumblebee would come back down here after he got his home planet back.” AND THEN EVERYTHING CLICKS FOR BUMBLEBEE AND HE REALIZES IT’S RAF HIS RAF THE ONLY HUMAN THAT UNDERSTOOD HIM WHEN ALL HE COULD MUSTER UP WAS BEEPS AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THE HUMAN HE PERSONALLY PROTECTED WITH HIS LIFE AND HE FORGETS THAT HIS GROUP IS STANDING IN THE SHADOWS WATCHING THEIR LEADER BE AN EMOTIONAL WRECK BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THE HISTORY BETWEEN THESE TWO THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT UNICRON AND KNOCKOUT AND BREAKDOWN THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT MEGATRON DID TO BUMBLEBEE HOW HE TORTURED BUMBLEBEE SO BAD HE COULDN’T TALK THEY DON’Y KNOW THEY BUMBLEBEE WATCH OPTIMUS SACRIFICE HIMSELF SO CYBERTRON COULD LIVE THEY DIDN’T WATCH OPTIMUS DIVE INTO THE WELL OF ALLSPARKS HEAD FIRST TO BREATHE LIVE BACK INTO CYBERTRON AS FAR AS THEY KNOW OPTIMUS DIED IN BATTLE THEY DON’T KNOW THAT A SLEEPING UNICRON IS THE CENTER OF THE EARTH THEY DIDN’T SEE UNICRON THREATEN TO TEAR THE WORLD UNDER THEIR VERY PEDES APART THEY DIDN’T WATCH AS OPTIMUS QUEUED UP THE SPACE BRIDGE TO A RANDOM LOCATION FOR EACH OF THEM SO THEY COULDN’T BE TRACED AND TAKEN TOGETHER THEY DIDN’T FEEL HELPLESS AND LIKE THEY LET THEIR LEADER DOWN WHEN MEGATRON BLEW THEIR BASE SKY HIGH WITH OPTIMUS STILL IN IT THEY DIDN’T GO THROUGH THINKING OPTIMUS WAS DEAD AND THEY HAD TO GO UP AGAINST MGATRON AND HUNDREDS  OF DECEPTICONS  ON THEIR OWN THEY DIDN’T WATCH OPTIMUS TURN BACK INTO ORION AND GO WITH MEGATRON SO BUMBLEBEE GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND RE REALLY QUIETLY GOES “Raf?” AND HE’S SCARED THAT IF HE SAYS IT TOO LOUD HE’LL SCARE THE KID AWAY OR HIS TEAM’LL HEAR THE SHAKES AND THE CRACKS AND THE EMOTION IN HIS VOICE AND IN THAT MOMENT IT ALL COMES RUSHING BACK TO RAF EVERY SINGLE MOMENT GOOD AND BAD HAPPY SAD EXCITED FROM THE MOMENT HE FIRST STEPPED TOE INTO BUMBLEBEE’S PASSENGER SEAT TO THE MOMENT HE HEARD BUMBLEBEE’S VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME TO THE TIME THEY WERE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE HIDING FROM SOUNDWAVE AND IT WAS SCARY AS HELL BUT HE KNEW HE WAS SAFE CAUSE BUMBLEBEE WOULD PROTECT HIM TO THE MOMENT THEY SAID GOODBYE AND HE THROWS HIMSELF INTO BUMBLEBEE’S CHASSIS AND BUMBLEBEE CUPS A HAND AROUND HIM SO HE WON’T FALL AND RAF IS CRYING AND BUMBLEBEE IS CRYING (or the Cybertronian form of it) AND THEY’RE STANDING THERE IN TEARS UNTIL STRONGARM THE COCKLBOCK COMES UP TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN MISSION AND BUMBLEBEE REALIZES OH, I WAS OUT HERE TO DO SOMETHING AND SIDESWIPE IS ROLLING HIS EYES AT HER LIKE YOU DAMN IDIOT THEY WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND GRIMLOCK IS STILL CONFUSED BUT RAF TAGS ALONG AND FROM THEN ON HIM AND BUMBLEBEE ARE INSEPARABLE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WONDERING TF HAPPENED TO MAKE THEM SO CLOSE HOW DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER AND ALL RAF OR BUMBLEBEE WILL SAY IS “WE HAVE HISTORY” OR “IT’S A LONG STORY” AND SORRY THIS WAS LOUD AND LONG BUT I HAD THE IDEA AND I HAD TO GET IT OUT AND NOW I’M CRYING MY HEART HURTS I’M SORRY BYE

“wow keith and lance sure have been training a lot lately!”-poor and unaware shiro, who does not deserve this

Really are people seriously butthurt rn? Lmao okay you guys need to fuck off for a second we are literally doing what we usually do. Mini never told us to stop talking about minicat nor did Tyler if they weren’t okay with it they would tell us. Why tf do you have to come on the tag and ruin the fun for everybody else are you really that petty? Go fuck yourself seriously just go away before I say something really bad you party crashing cunts. Nobody ever said they would be canon. Nobody ever said shit about Kelly. Nobody ever said they were having sex or kissing etc nobody said shit like that so how tf are we going too far? Bitch bye go bitch to someone who actually fucking gives a fuck…somebody please calm me down…

Get To Know You Tag ~

Tagged by the lovely @h1norei

I’m pretty lame but here we go

Name: Tara Noell

Nickname(s): Sisters call me “Tra” besides that I don’t really have any??

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height: 5'7" / 172cm ((?))

Ethnicity: American, Italian, Irish, German, who tf knows what else. Mutt.

Favorites:
Fruit: I’m a veggie not a fruit person. But I love watermelon. Don’t mind oranges and pears.
Season: Spring
Book series: I used to read a lot as a kid but stopped. I remember loving the Uglies series and The Secret Series. All I read these days is BTS fic, I am total trash.
Flower: Cherry Blossoms, Bleeding Hearts

Scent: Vanilla, Chanel, freshly cut grass, smell of flowers on a windy day

Animal: I love all animals. My favorite is probably the atlantic puffin

Fictional characters: Not sure? I don’t read/watch much to connect.

Coffee/Tea/Hot Cocoa: I’ve never had tea. I don’t really like hot cocoa much. I only drink cold coffees unless I’m rarely in the mood for a warm cup.

Average sleep hours: Usually go to bed around 6am. Get up at 10:30. Go back to sleep around 12-2. Repeat.

Cat or dog: Dog. Never had a cat so can’t compare.

Dream trip: To travel anywhere in the world with no set plan. I don’t want worries. I don’t care where I go. I just want to get up and leave my worries behind.

Number of followers: 723

I tag @bunni-bun @totalkpoptrash @fueledbyrebecca @hobiismybrobi 

anyone else feel free to join in

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I was tagged by @zepars , thank you ❤❤ (also the theme on your phone is so pretty?? Like the galaxies??? Paint??? tf???)

Rules: take a screenshot of your lock screen, home screen, and the last song you listened to!

Of course my lock/home screens have to do with Zen/MM, what did you expect~? (as much as the April fools bad end broke my heart I loved the CG so much it had to be my wallpaper ok)

I tag: @all-ringils-blazing @thefairyquill and anyone else who wants to do this cause yea I’m on mobile and bad at this lmao

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MOODBOARD YOURSELF CHALLENGE

”Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive” - Bugs Bunny

Credits, Left to right:
  • @/my-storiesand-otherstuff
  • TF Comics #6
  • Star Trek: The Original Series
  • Fran Rodgriguez

  • @/rosaci
  • Short Circuit
  • Monty Python and The Holy Grail
  • @/unknown

  • Wall-e
Thanks for tagging me, @the-knights-who-say-nay the goober.I tag anyone else who feels like doing it!

i didn’t actually get tagged in this but i saw @struttinglikeapotter did it and i felt like doing it SO thx zoe and anyone else can do this if they want just tag me go for it kids

name: Zoe
hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
ilvermony house: I’ve been sorted into like…3 different ones so who tf knows
patronus: gonna go with swan bc i worked out through quiz analysis that it was the only one that fit w my answers and that i actually liked the animal.hm
wand core: unicorn hair
favorite book: Prisoner of Azkaban or Half Blood Prince
least favorite book: Goblet of Fire
favorite film: Philosopher’s Stone? Maybe? idk i’m not a fan of the movies
least favorite film: Order of the Phoenix or all of them
favorite female characters: Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley and Lily Evans Potter
favorite male character: Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom and James Potter
favorite golden trio: Harry?
favorite silver trio: Luna
favorite marauder: James but I love Remus and Sirius nearly as much
favorite otp: Jily duh

RULES: tag nine people you wanna get to know better. repost, don’t reblog.
TAGGED  BY:  @blvejasmine  (  aka a babe  )
TAGGING:  @namedforsythe,  @thewitchinscarlct,  @zoinkcd, @sometimesbatman,  @qceenbambi, @vixxen, @writesanovel, @thirdjcnes,  &&  @irregularitiies  !!  + anyone else who’d like to do it.

Relationship status: single since 1997.
Favourite colour: red.
Lipstick or chapstick: listen you gotta do lipstick & chapstick tf.
Last song I listened to: number one  –  tove stryke.
Last movie I watched: i wanna say logan  ??  not sure tho.
Top three tv shows: skam, the get down, & sense8.
Top three characters: noora sætre, sabrina spellman, daisy johnson, & davina claire  (  i cheated fuck u  ).
Top three ships: bellarke, noorhelm, &&  kolvina.
Books currently reading: wayfarer by alexandra bracken.

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MY COVER OF INVISIBLE BY 5SOS

emotional destruction here we come!

anonymous asked:

What would the other boys of seventeen say about a member and his girlfriend? Sweet things like, for jihoon it could be like: she's really loud and spontaneous, so he compliments her with being a little strict and planned, but they work so well and the members always tease him about how opposite they are. Or like, the members have never seen two people made for each other like the leader and his gf. Things like that, I think whatever you think of could be cute. 😘

S. Coups - they think it is beyond admirable that his s/o is willing to bare the weight of dating a leader, and they love that they offer him a much needed shoulder to lean on.

Jeonghan - they notice how he seems to let go of his worries when his s/o is around, and they are thankful for that. 

Joshua - they’re almost jealous a how quickly his s/o gets to see his ‘weird’ side, but it shows just how much he likes them.

Jun - it’s not often (or ever) that jun is so smitten that he’s at a loss for words, but his s/o manages to have this effect on him and the boys cannot stop teasing him about it. 

Hoshi - he turns into a blushing mess whenever their name is even mentioned, so of course they take the opportunity to mention their name wherever possible. 

Wonwoo - they’ve never seen someone so seamlessly able to respect his need for privacy yet bring him out of his shell at the same time. 

Woozi - they never imagined him falling for someone at all so starkly opposite to everything that he was, but they were in awe of how well woozi and his s/o balanced each other out. 

DK - he and his s/o are two literal pieces of sunshine, radiating brilliance wherever they go.

Mingyu - they think it’s hilarious how he and his s/o are the most deceptive couple around. on the surface they are super attractive people who of course would be together, but in reality they are two dorks who complete each other. 

Minghao - the impossible happened and he managed to find someone cuter than him. the boys can’t help but have their hearts burst whenever they see them together. 

Seungkwan - they notice how his s/o sees beyond the ‘sassy’ exterior and appreciates him for the caring, thoughtful boy he is.

Vernon - at first they thought the relationship was awkwardness personified, but it was amazing to watch Vernon and his s/o become so comfortable with each other to the point they couldn’t imagine either of them with anyone else.  

Dino - they can tell he’s serious about the relationship from the way he talks about them, and when they finally meet his s/o they can see why. it’s like the two were made for each other.  

EDIT: i changed this to make it gender neutral!

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER COME IN MY ASK TALKING ABOUT 🚺🖕🏽

- self promotion: yes I self promote, got a problem? I don’t really care thousands of people do it.
- asking for blog rates: self explanatory
- asking if my avi is me: no it usually isn’t, it’s usually a really pretty girl. and a message like “if that’s you oh my god you’re gorgeous” and wtf else can leave a person feeling really insecure
- calling me names: bye tf
- giving unasked for criticism of my blog: constructive criticism is great but when it’s rude bye. did I ask? you worry about your blog and I’ll worry about mine.
- me posting your picture: OMG end of the world, I never claim pictures as my own, I tag them as my posts, meaning my blog is the source.
- unasked for nudity: girls and guys, all because I run a semi-urban blog doesn’t mean I wanna see you naked. I don’t want your dick pics, ass pics, boobs or pussies.
- sending me those stupid chain messages: I’m not gonna go to your website, I’m not gonna donate, I’m not taking a survey. don’t waste your breath
- being rude about any of these: I have my reasons. questions for my reasoning is okay but don’t be fucking rude. it’s my blog I do what I want, sorry not sorry
- misogyny, racism, homophobia, ignorance: I’m just too chill to deal with it
IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS YOU WILL GET BLOCKED 😊