A bunch of rookies all sitting around a phone: "oh mighty mysterious sid please guide us through what ever relstionship problems we may face" Incoming text message from sid: "dont send dick pics" Rookies: " The Sid Has SPOKEN!! "
IM LAUGHING YESSSS
Second text from Sid: also who is this????
Eventually someone works up the nerve to call the number for live advice and it goes -
Rookie: Sidney I need help
Geno: okay I don’t know who you are but you stop calling my boyfriend’s number or I’m find you and kill you
Rookie: okay I understand but can you please pass him this message–
Rookie 2: DUDE HANG UP