texts we dont send

amazingalaina  asked:

A bunch of rookies all sitting around a phone: "oh mighty mysterious sid please guide us through what ever relstionship problems we may face" Incoming text message from sid: "dont send dick pics" Rookies: " The Sid Has SPOKEN!! "


Second text from Sid: also who is this????

Eventually someone works up the nerve to call the number for live advice and it goes -

Rookie: Sidney I need help
Geno: okay I don’t know who you are but you stop calling my boyfriend’s number or I’m find you and kill you
Rookie: okay I understand but can you please pass him this message–
Rookie 2: DUDE HANG UP

I’m gonna be studying in the library all day today

Not to be incredibly salty but don’t you think if I’ve blocked you on my main and other blogs that it would be a subtle hint not to interact with my kin blog so much? I don’t want to rp and I’ve already made a post politely but vaguely asking for it to chill with these… I don’t want to turn off my ask box but I keep getting these and I don’t want to block them bc obvs they just come for the me content, but please…. go… away… 

Signal Strength: Chapter 2

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor, Modern AU (modernized fantasy world)
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin. Mentions of Kili/Tauriel, Primula/Drogo
Chapter: 2/? (chapter 1 here)
An AU where everything is the same, there are still elves, dwarves, hobbits, and a quest to reclaim a mountain from a dragon.

But now there are also cell phones, computers, motorcycles, and discussions of species-based racism.

It turns out not much changes. Here is an old tale retold through the text logs taken from the phone of a Mister Bilbo Baggins.

Chapter 2: Bilbo earns a new contact name, Thorin gets several more, there are orcs, goblins, and a dwarf King who shows an increasing tendency to text-spam.

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  • antis: we dislike this ship because we interpret it as abusive and we are discomforted by the concept of these two people being shipped together in a romantic light and we are going to express this with our own tag and you can block it, but we're still going to be talking about it because it's disconcerting that people are going so far to ship a white woman and the white man who is her enemy
  • r/eylos: It isnt abuse! Who cares if its possibly incest?Can't you differentiate fiction and reality? Stop whining about their age difference! Rey can make Kylo come to the light side because thats her job !!!! [eight gifs from 2011 with poorly formatted text] [tagged as "anti reylo"]