texts of friends

  • Theo: *thinking* OK, I have no feelings for Liam. No feelings at all. He's just a friend. I mean, I might have had some feelings for him, but now they're all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don't think I ever had feelings for Liam.
  • Liam: *walks into the room* Hey, Theo.
  • Theo: *thinking* I love you.
Things I Associate W/ The Signs

Aries: Dark humour, contagious laugh, long lashes, feisty personality, interesting conversationalist, long debates, black and white

Taurus: Beautiful hair, clumsy, big eyes, bright patterns, rolled up jeans, good teeth, hopeless romantic, ambitious, hearty red and burgundy

Gemini: Loud laugh, soft hair, rap music, early mornings with pink eyes, excitement, eagerness, plenty of crushes, baby blue

Cancer: Sweet smile, snorts and giggles, perfect teeth, tanned skin, tries their best, pop music, sweet food, hot pinks and peaches

Leo: Wild child, messy yet perfect hair, deep eyes, mixed signals, empathetic when needed, fashionable, cheeky, khaki and navy blue

Virgo: Inquisitive eyes, pink nose, shiny hair, cool, good posture, clear voice, pretty hands, nice nails, calm, deep auburn and midnight blue

Libra: Baby face, affectionate, friendly, kind, passive aggressive, throwing their head back whilst laughing, tumblr, baby pink and yellow

Scorpio: Cool, dark, brooding and mysterious, black coffee with secret sweeteners, old tv shows, slept on music, black and beige

Sagittarius: Smirks, cold drinks, different hair every month, internet friends, scarves, pink knuckles and lips, burnt yellow and grey

Capricorn: Heart shaped lips, infectious laugh, house music, lopsided smile, old movies, salt, roses, damp hair, pretty pinks and black

Aquarius: Freckles, throaty but addictive voice, Netflix, pink lips, sleepy smiles, tired eyes, familiar laugh, cupcake icing, grey and sky blue

Pisces: Striking eyes, lonely smiles, blushing, great playlist, athletic build, baggy jumpers, cold nights, curious stare, mint and fern green

lance: do you ever like…think about cascada? about the impact she made on the world? 

hunk: i mean, who doesn’t? “everytime we touch” basically made youtube with its presence in those naruto x sasuke amvs. not to mention that it’s an absolute bop, naruto amvs aside. “everytime we touch” is such a happy and fun song. i want it played at my wedding AND funeral.

lance: all true, all true, but she didn’t only write “everytime we touch”; you’re forgetting “be my bad boy,” aka, one of the best songs of our generation. it still has that fun and poppy feel to it, but the message is one far less happy than “everytime we touch,” which is proof that cascada is a master at writing a multitude of lyrics.

hunk: god, you’re right. and “be my bad boy” also helped build youtube, for basically the same reason as “everytime we touch.” honestly, where would we be without cascada?

lance: [shudders] dude, i don’t even want to think of a timeline without her.

hunk: [sighs] honestly…me neither.

5

get yourself a friend who will kick a transphobes ass

Taehyung: Jungkook kissed me.

Seokjin: Ohmygodohmygod

Jimin: Ok, alright. We want to hear everything. Jin, get the wine. Tae, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Taehyung: Oh, it ended very well.

Seoking, getting the wine: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.

Jimin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like an “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Taehyung: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Hoseok: Okay, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like, on you?

Taehyung: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.

Jimin, Seokjin & Hoseok: Ohhhhh.

[In the next room]

Jungkook: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Yoongi: Tongue?

Jungkook: Yeah.

Yoongi & Namjoon: Cool.

I still cannot believe how blessed we are that we didn’t get a slow realization on both sides, no instead we got Basilton outright telling us on his first fucking day back at school that he was in full, angst ridden love with Simon Snow