Unknown Number: [text] Good day your highness, this is Obi-Wan Kenobi. I would like to inform you that I have a new number, m’lady. Satine: All right, thank you for letting me know! Obi-Wan: Yes and also I am greatly interested in knowing how you are faring on this day my dear sweet Mandalorian flower. Satine: What? Obi-Wan: Mayhaps we could talk at length about the many times we’ve spent together and the reasons why we chose to part. Satine: Obi-Wan, this is strange. Are you all right? Obi-Wan: I am most well my dearest Duchess just wishing to reminisce about days long gone! 💐
Satine: Obi, I think I’d better go. Maybe you should rest?
[Obi-Wan Kenobi has sent an image.]
Satine: What is this? Obi-Wan: It is a picture of me on my last mission, where my hair was the color of a beautiful Mandalorian sunset much like the many we saw together all those years ago. Obi-Wan: You know I have heard that one of the other Jedi I know may be married in secret! Perhaps there is hope for us yet, my darling, and we could go on double dates and travel the universe together with them! Satine: Obi, can you please call me? I am worried about you. Obi-Wan: Alas I cannot for I am in a mission briefing, my dear one! I must speak with you another time. Satine: Are you absolutely sure you are all right? Obi-Wan: Most certain, though I will be in agony until I can see your face. Surely you have only grown more beautiful, for a Duchess. Satine: What does that mean?! Obi-Wan: I must go now, away to save the universe with my brave and handsome friend Anakin Skywalker The Chosen One, while my very soul remains in Mandalore! 🌹
Obi-Wan: Anakin, please pay attention to what Master Windu is saying. I can see you typing on your phone from here. Anakin: sorry master Obi-Wan: Who are you even talking to right now? Anakin: no one master sorry ill pay attention
What if like that room we know exists has the texts also go into history. Maybe they find vaders cell which he had since the clone wars and luke gave them obi wans. Which is also from the clone wars. Mace has left voicemails that they forgot to delete with him ranting at them. Ahsoka calls them. Among other things. If artoo can unlock himself then everyone has blackmail for everyone from the clone wars.
Vader’s Phone: texts from Obi-Wan, annoyed voicemails from Mace, several thousand pictures of Obi-Wan, several thousand pictures of Padme, search history includes
“duchess of mandalore nephew father theory”, “obi-wan kenobi sexy hair”, “gift for pregnant wife”, “jedi takeover plot real?”, “how to cheat death”, “bulk cape purchase”, “anakin skywalker clone wars hot”, “are ghosts real”, “luke skywalker birth date”, “master yoda alive conspiracy”, “anakin skywalker/obi-wan kenobi AO3″, “changing careers in your 50s”
Obi-Wan’s Phone: a billion texts from Anakin/Vader of increasing desperation and various levels of NSFW, several thousand pictures of Anakin (you know it), search history includes “difficult teenager parenting”, “how to fake own death”, “what does an infant need multi-day road trip”, “snake recipes”, “bail organa daughter update”, “how to get bantha hair out of house”, “back pain treatment”, “how to stop contacting ex”, “can you send pancakes through the mail”
I do love the fact that Artoo has dirt on everyone, too.
I really want to see episodes based on Ezra’s life on the streets; like a mini Ezra trying to survive, dealing with all the hardships of being a vulnerable 8 year old trying to steal food/credits from dodgy folk.
Like as the story goes; he gets a little older each time; like from 8 to 10 to 12 to 14… each having some horrible shiz that goes down. (I mean 14 was probably the best age of his life so that doesn’t count.)
Like heck Kanan/Caleb got lucky and found someone but Ezra was literally on his own (Except from the odd person who gave him fruit. Oh and Furpil)
Like I’m sure this kid has been through so much hatred and neglect; he’s probably got so many scars both physically and mentally…
Reading his journal again… And Ezra’s gamble. How the heck does this kid not have trust issues?!